Chapter 5


So, after going on a murder blitz that killed all of the Hilichurls save for the amazon Mitachurl, I happily indulged in my "spoils of war" with great gusto. It was quite comical to see the beast of a monster try to throw me off as I lined my dick into her. Sad for her, my brute strength outright dwarfed whatever she could pull.

"Ika beru si?" The Mitachurl deeply grunted, their voice sounding as though sandpaper was rubbing against it. I had no clue what she just said, the same way my clone that fucked that other Hilichurl was lost with all the growling sent his way before it gave into the power of my dick. Still my Communication Talent was able to glean outright confusion and anticipation in the struggling Mitachurl's voice.

Yet it still struggled, searching for a way out. Huh? Was this it getting off? Meh, it doesn't matter, I'm still going to fuck it into the ground. My lower clothing withdrew into my shroud and allowed my growing erection since I first saw the monster, pop out and plop itself against the large, thick black lips of her vulva. I chuckled and began to grind the underside of my shaft against her sweetening cunt as Sticky Fingers was informing that it was indeed getting off to this.

Domination was probably a key factor considering how primitive these guys were. To the victor, goes the spoils while the weak bends the knee to the strongest party. "Ya dada kuzi…" She lowly grumbled as the fight in her began to wane, and her limbs weakly squirmed in my grasp. Submission was starting to take hold in her and I'm not even going to lie, having a powerful looking specimen powerless underneath me was a turn on.

Without any sort of hesitation, I slotted the full length of my cock into hot pussy. The monster tensed and clenched every muscle in her pussy. It was certainly a challenge trying to fuck myself out of being locked in by the muscular brute, but I allowed Sticky Fingers to guide my hands to massage her ab-lined midriff and black bulge of a clit that sat atop the hood of her vagina.

My dick was gradually getting soaked as monster slowly began to relax under my enhanced ministrations long enough for me to finally get straight to business. From the experience given to me by my clone that fucked the Hilichurl, their species loved it rough and hard. Slowly dragging myself out the walls of her vagina, I recklessly hammered my hips back into hers. Again, her muscles tightened as a rumbling groan emerged past that ominous mask of hers.

Yet I kept going. I had to, in order to assert my dominance and wear her down. I didn't know if it was my Stone Monkey urges, but pinning down a primitive female to fuck and claim as my own just had my blood boiling.

Each vicious thrust inward had me pause to diddle her clit in order to loosen her pussy out before I repeated the process with another thrust. This kept going as the echoing "plap plap plap" of my balls against those thick black ass cheeks filled the battle torn valley along with her outrageous hollering moans.

"Da! Dada! Mi muhe! Mi muhe~!"

"You're sounding like a damn monkey, you know…" I grunted through grit teeth, my lips curled up into feral grin as I started picking up a rhythm. She was finally wet and loose enough for me to go to town on her huge ass pussy.

I had released her arms and wrapped myself about her upper body just for the chance to snatch up one of those charcoal black nipples that laid atop those mountainous tits with my lips. Sadly there was no milk, but the frenzy of our rut had me forget my disappointment in favor of pounding the shit out of her harder. I had even bit into one of her thick nipples, uncaring if it caused the monster any discomfort, which did the opposite as the Mitachurl's hollering only intensified from my rough treatment.

Her instincts to submit to me and her desire to be bred by the cock that belonged to the superior mate that had slaughtered her entire tribe had made her a slave to her frenzied lust. Her arms and legs that nearly dwarfed my frame, clung to my body and encouragingly pulled my body in closer to hers.

The wet puddle of her excitement caused our hips to squelch from our rabid fucking. Tch, I was a little pissed that I could only imagine the expression she was making behind that damn mask. After this, I'm going to find out what's exactly under it. Not now though, I don't want to lose my stroke game just because I might get cursed or disgusted with what's underneath it.

Feeling that all familiar urge rushing up my dick, I gritted my teeth and looked the masked monster through it's masked eyed holes. "Fuck! Here comes the first shot, bitch!" Throwing it's head back, the Mitachurl weakly groaned as my rough fucking devolved into desperate jerky thrusts that shoved the head of my cock through the inflamed cervix of her womb.

My mind whited out as I painted the fuck out of her womb and pussy with my cum. Sexual Callibration gave me the choice to follow the path of the Hentai Protagonist and ejaculate large gouts of my thick seed into the beast's quim. Her climax that joined mine was no better as she drenched our hips with her love juices.

It was just a mess, but the best kind. Since after we spent those five minutes orgasming our asses off, I immediately went straight back to sloppily fucking my first orgasm out of her depths just to put more of my seed into her. Now of course, I wasn't going to impregnate her. That honor officially goes to one of my prime wives. Until I fully know the deal with the Hilichurls and their deal with the curse placed upon them by Celestia after they struck down the kingdom of Khaenri'ah, this Mitachurl and the Hilichurl back home were to be on the "Do Not Impregnate" List.

Still, it didn't stop me from fucking the monster like I was going to put a baby in her.

I flipped her larger body over and fucked her ass, the hypnotic swaying of her cheeks as they clapped with each swing of my hips was just wonderful. We continued to fuck like the monkeys were with no regard for the fact that we were out in the open. The dozens of times I gave that Mitachurl a creampie filling finally caught up to me after using the beast's unmoving form to get myself off caused me to lose interest in continuing lest I feel like I was fucking a dead fish.

So, taking a deep breath, I got right back on my feet and rubbed a quick one out over the fucked silly Mitachurl's body. I wiped my forehead and put to memory my good work.

"Phew…that was a good post-battle sex marathon, wouldn't you agree?" I received no response, and worried that I might have killed the creature with my overbearing stamina and dick. Thankfully, I caught the faint signs of her large chest rising and falling, weakly.

"Good, you're still alive. That would have been worrisome." After all, it would have been a waste of valuable credits if it had gone and disappeared into darkness before I could capture it.

Allowing my shroud to engulf the helpless Mitachurl, I pulled out my phone from my reformed pants and began checking for the time AND date. Whoa, I've been out here for a while. A full day at most since it was barely starting to reach 6 AM in the morning.

I shrugged. "Well, can't be helped. Fighting off a dragon that's off his marbles would constitute for a long delay in time." My fucking of this Mitachurl must have only prolonged my time away from the city by 4 hours at most.

Going through the Company app, I scroll down past the notification of the Mitachurl's capture to be pleasantly surprised to find that another person had been captured during my fuck session.

[Lisa Minci (Tier 5) Captured – 24 credits]

[Mitachurl (Tier 4) Captured – 10 credits]

Who captured Lisa? Concentrating, I gleaned through the memories of my countless clones. Ugh, it was always such a mess to do this. The clones I produce may be intrinsically connected to me, but I'm not in the know about what they're seeing or doing until I specifically focus on them. This was manageable if it's a handful, but since I made a ton of them to help out with the Stormterror nonsense in town and fly around as mosquitos in Mondstadt looking for potential targets to bite.

The first gaggle of clones were just buzzing around looking for anything of importance. A group of my clones dispersed when they were blown and diced apart by Stormterror's winds upon his return to his lair. Good to know that I can't do any further reconnaissance there.

Another pack of clones flying through the frigid rocky terrain of Dragonspine mountain. Their search for Albedo had yet to bear any results, but a couple of them were looking for signs of a puzzle that unearthed one of the hidden weapons from in-game that are in the mountains.

Some were also in Springvale, looking for Xiangling.

Some were helping around Mondstadt with setting up the materials for repairs while helping the knights with assisting the injured.

And there was also one clone that was doing a remarkable job playing dead as a mosquito on the ground in the middle of the Lion's Temple…excuse me but what? I don't remember making an extra, and the Temple of the Lion was sealed until Lisa opened it along with the-.

Suddenly the clone dispersed upon my confusion and allowed it's memories to flow into me.

Okay, so things did go off like they did in canon but a little differently. Nice to know that Universal Calibration worked on Kaeya and made her into a chick in this world, and I'm super glad that Irene had my clone had my duplicate create another duplicate in the shape of a mosquito so she can hide it and have it bite and capture Lisa just as they were leaving the Temple of the Lion.

Aether and Paimon were paired off with Kaeya to the Temple of the Wolf.

And finally, Amber and my clone was assigned to deal with Temple of the Dragon.

Their mission was to deal with the disruption to the leylines found in the temples and lower Stormterror's influence over the elemental flow around the city.

Shaking my head, I got enough of my bearings to look to the clear sky and confirm that they had indeed completed their task. Everything was a-okay, and now it was time for me to return to the city and properly meet with the Knights of Favonius. Noticing the glaring cum soaked Mitachurl behind me, I made a portal and used one of my clones in my pocket dimension to call one of my servants, Hana.

"Good evening, my lord." The Unohana Retsu look-alike bowed to me in that cute maid outfit of hers, which gave a lovely jiggle of her lovely breasts. "How may I assist you today?" It was scary how accurate Irene formed the enchanted being in front of me with nothing but a knife, my description of her character, and loads of manga panels & anime videos detailing who Unohana was.

"I've got another capture that needs taking care of." I pointed over my shoulder at my fucked conquest.

Hana's smile grew. "How marvelous master, I truly am glad for the fortune you've been granted to capture two new lovers amongst your ranks." Her smile twitched. "Despite their lacking…faculties." Uh-oh.

"So has the other one been behaving?" I asked.

"That's a bit of a hard question to answer. The…Hilichurl that you brought earlier has recovered after your clone was done with it, but we're having difficulty trying to communicate." That's fair. I'll be sure to look for Ella Musk and learn from her research about the Hilichurlian language. Having Communication Talent will make the process tolerable.

"Say no more, once I've learnt to speak their tongue, I'll send over a clone to teach you all their language. Then we'll get to work on teaching them how to speak our language." Heck, I'm basically giving the young researcher a chance to speak with my captured Hilichurl and Mitachurl, they won't be hostile to anyone with binding on them.

"That is a relief to hear, my lord." Hana sighed.

"So, what their behavior like at home?" I was curious to see if I needed to intervene or not.

Hana giggled a bit too sweetly for my own liking. "Upon awakening, we all tried to introduce ourselves. She responded kindly, but we couldn't understand what she said. Leona mocked the way that the new arrival seemed to dance and offended them. Thankfully the clones that you've left with us did keep the Hilichurl in line, but beyond that she simply retreated to the island's forest despite our efforts to stop her. The clone that brought her home has chosen to stay by her side and keep watch. Last I heard, she was making a hut out of the island's trees and foliage."

Huh, so things weren't THAT bad. But I'll have to hurry and get their common tongue downpat before breaching the language barrier. Thinking further, I came up with a solution for my current capture. "Okay, so I want you to take this Mitachurl back home and leave them with the Hilichurl. It'll help to have the Mitachurl there to give them both familiar faces to be around and make them less lonely by having the other to communicate with them."

With my command into effect, I gave my servant a kiss that she melted into and watched as she opened a portal underneath the Mitachurl and herself. They vanished in a blink of an eye, as Hana quietly waved goodbye at me.

"Now that that's done…" I took off into the sky and flew over to Mondstadt. The flight took me five minutes to reach the city's gates where I was beset by the gate's guards and a few extra that ran toward me. Apparently, my clones sensed my arrival, and the few that were done assisting with the damages pointed my way before dispersing.

Praises and cheers were heaped upon me before I even stepped past the gate. The knights, civilians, and even that gruff blacksmith thanked me for my efforts in repelling Stormterror. They cried and cajoled my name to boundless skies above, singing joyful tides of the wingless man that repelled terror of the skies.

"Thank you so much for saving my baby!"

"Hey mister! How were you able to fly like that without a glider? Can you teach me!?"

"I-If you hadn't picked up my fallen roof…I-I-I wouldn't have known what to do with myself if my wife had-!"

"Are all of these guys your brothers? They look so identical to you!"

"Sir, thank you for saving me. I-If it's not too imposing, may I request we meet again so I can properly show you, my gratitude?"

It became a bit much as some of my remaining clones were giving each other high-fives in the background of the joyful merry-making as a whole heap of citizens began to bombard me with questions. I was never one for crowds of complete strangers before my induction to the Company, so I was considerably overwhelmed.

Still, I did appreciate their gratitude and that they're okay. Again, I'm no dick. I may be an Interdimensional Slaver, but when your occupation already brands you as a bonafide asshole for your whole life, having a bit of empathy for normal people wanting to live their lives in peace is just simple common sense. At least, it was to me.

All it took was me asking for the directions leading to the Knights of Favonius's Headquarters and I was given a full perimeter escort by the knights. I felt like the freaking president with the way they separated me from the crowds. Not like I needed defending since I'm worth a million of each of these knights and possibly their whole army combined (probably/probably not counting their Vision users).

The sound of clapping greeted me through the clamoring of another large crowd congregating around the Knight's Headquarters' entrance.

"Well if it isn't the hero of the hour! Marvelous work you did there, my good sir." So, Kaeya was going to be the first one I meet before the others. The roguish Cavalry Captain of the Knights of Favonius was now an alluring Femme Fatale that had me equal parts wary and aroused with how she went from canonically being a top Bishounen to a drop dead Bishoujo.

Still, I maintained my composure and provided a standard greeting. "Thanks, I'm happy to help, Ms. Kaeya."

"Hoh? You already know me, and here I was hoping to surprise you. What a shame~." She theatrically sighed and tapped a finger to her chin.

"Can't really surprise me since you've technically already met "me"." Plus, I'm more than aware that my clone informed you of all about my nearing presence when I reached the city.

"Ah, so you're always aware then? That sounds like an incredibly useful ability, mayhap it could even prove to be a detriment with so much feedback?" There was a hint of worry in her tone, but I wasn't blind to the underlying intent behind her question.

"Not really, just a big chore." I shrugged and gave her the truth.

She didn't seem outwardly remised by it and chose to laugh a soothingly, smokey laugh. "Talk more like that and I'm afraid I'll confuse you with Lisa."

Coming to my side and parting the perimeter of soldiers surrounding me, Kaeya linked arms with me and began to leisurely lead me into the orderly interior of the knight's headquarters. "If you wouldn't mind, I'd like to personally show you to our Acting Grand Master's office." She gave the rest of the knights a look that had them all standing straight and giving the Mondstadt salute. "You are all dismissed. Return to your duties with restoring the city."

"Yes, Captain!" And they all scattered like dandelion seeds to the wind. As did the crowd as Kaeya fully dragged me along into the building at a leisurely pace, a suffocatingly slow leisurely pace.

"You know it's not everyday that our humble city welcomes such extraordinary strangers such as you and your three wives." Kaeya said. "Having your help during this crisis was quite the godsend, it was if the Anemo Archon themselves was blessing the city of Mondstadt by having you appear at the right time and place."

"Yeah, no, having to drive off a dragon wasn't exactly the thing I sought to do when I came to Mondstadt." I was praying that Covert Talent was making my genuine exasperation seem as seamless when hiding the obvious lie.

"Point taken." She humorlessly giggled. "I doubt anyone else in your shoes would feel the same. Though I will admit that it was heroic with how you just flew up there to face Stormterror, Stormbane."

I blinked. "What?"

"Oh, you haven't heard? It should have been obvious, but the townsfolk have chosen quite a fitting name for their hero that drove off the Scourge of the sky and rightfully placed terror back into the heart of malignant dragon. The bane of raging East wind's terror, Stormbane. I honestly find it to be a little clever." Kaeya teased. "Don't you?"

"Y-Yeah." Also, a bit much, but hey it's a cool title all things considering and it gives the people of the city more reason to trust me.

My clone's memories showed me that despite willingly going along with my companion's aid to clear the temples, Kaeya obviously still held some suspicion toward us. The full brunt of it was dispersed when we actually followed along and diligently showed her that we weren't any Fatui in disguise or any threat to them. Having Aether and Paimon go with her was the best choice since those two weren't as devious as my first wife Irene could be. They were too nice for their own good and made them appear as harmless/naïve in the eye of Kaeya.

Still this didn't fully extend to me: the guy who summoned a legion of clones, can fly, and physically wrangle a dragon. My situation seemed way too bizarre to write off than Aether simply not possessing a Vision. Irene and I possessed more obvious forms of our Outsider nature in the form of our magic and skills, and not having a Vision as well furthered that narrative.

The only reason why this wasn't an interrogation was because we actually did good by these people and didn't do them any wrong. Still, I'm sure that healthy suspicion of Kaeya's will go away soon enough.

A loud smack rang through the base's foyer.

"That's bothersome…" Kaeya pulled back the hand on her neck to gaze at the "dead" mosquito squirming in her palm, some of her blood splayed out on it's twitching body.

"What's a freaking mosquito doing in here?" I "hissed" in sympathy for the woman.

Kaeya sighed. "Don't be surprised. It's already summertime, and I guess I was to blame for leaving the doors open for them to enter." She laughed to herself. "I'm certain to get a couple of complaints from a certain librarian, who's afternoon nap gets interrupted by the little pests. Oh well…"

You sound almost happy about the inconvenience it'll bring to Lisa. Man, this lady was a bonafide sadist. Well, she technically now my sadist after one of my nearby mosquitoes followed us into the base to bite/bind her. Now in five minutes, she'll be all mine.

'Your sacrifice will not be in vain little me.' I dispersed the "dead" mosquito clone after Kaeya flicked it to the ground in disgust.

Our talk shifted to more subtle information digging with her buttering me up with how much Aether and Paimon spoke highly of me during their job together (Aw, I love them too), news of how Irene simply used her strange magic to lazily fly herself and Lisa to cause of the leyline disruption in the temple, and many other topics that I chose to keep to myself until she was completely bound to me.

Mum's the word, and all that jazz.

"Well, here we are. It was a pleasure having you all to myself Michael. In fact…" She considered me for a moment like a cat leering at a mouse. "I'd like to have a chance to really deepen our budding relationship later. Perhaps at a lovely tavern with a bottle of fine dandelion wine?"

"Sure." By that time, you're façade of interest would have already been shifted to genuine attraction, then I'll have you all to myself to tease and eventually fuck. "But I hope your fine with drinking for the both of us. I prefer to mostly drink-." For a split second I realize that Teyvat was still in its version of "medieval times" and didn't have soda. "Grape juice than alcohol."

Kaeya huffed. "Hmph! What a shame though it's quite amusing that you share the same tastes in beverages as her."

"Her?" I tilted my head.

Kaeya looked amused. "Oh, I'll be sure to introduce you to her whenever you find the right time to take me up on my bargain." She released my arm and opened the office door. "As for now, some people would like to see you."

"""Michael!"""

As soon as the doors opened, I was tackled by the likes of Aether, Paimon, and surprisingly Amber. Thankfully I managed to recover some ground and prevent a nasty fall. "Oh, hello, everyone." I turned to look at the rest of the occupants in the room. Including the clone me, who was waving at me so I waved back.

"Hi, me."

"Hello, original me." The clone waved to me then turned to the others. "Bye, everyone."

And with a pop, he vanished and all of the memories and experiences that he went through had seamlessly integrated into my mind and body. Shaking my head, I rebalanced myself and regarded the Knights of Favonius's Acting Grand Master Jean, and Librarian Lisa (who was giving me the elevator eyes) with a nod and a sheepish smile.

"So…we were in the middle of you granting us a reward, ma'am?" I continued in my clone's stead which sort of put Jean off with how I'm speaking with her so casually despite physically meeting her for the first time.

Composing herself, Jean coughed and placed a hand over her chest. "Y-Yes, but first allow me to properly give to you four my gratitude for your assistance with Stormterror. Without your intervention, we would have been too stretched thin to fend him off and deal with the leylines."

She bowed her head. "As Acting Grand Master for the Knights of Favonius, you have my deepest gratitude Michael, Irene, Aether, and Paimon."

"It certainly wasn't a problem, ma'am. Just glad to help out when we did." I chuckled as my smile grew a little wider as Irene claimed the arm that Kaeya took captive.

"Certainly, it would have been such a waste of effort to travel here only to see laid to waste by a foolish dragon's rampage over supposedly being forsaken." Irene giggled. Ah, so Lisa told her the story of the Four Winds. Neat.

"Quite, and is this the 'real' hunk you've been talking up, Irene?" Lisa sidled up to my other arm and wrapped her arms around it. I felt the pleasantly soft swell of her sideboob against my skin. Double neat. I was basically the meat between this breast sandwich of babes.

"He certainly is, isn't he? I'm sure that you'll get about as much use of him in your library, no, Lisa?" Irene purred.

"With these muscles. I'm sure that he can lift 30 stacks of books without breaking a sweat. Kind of makes me personally want to test them out myself…" Lisa huskily whispered to my ear.

"Ahem!" Having enough of the interruption, Jean loudly butted in before things escalated.

"Sorry~!" Lisa playfully retreated while Irene unapologetically clung to my arm a little tighter.

"Now as I was saying." Jean recomposed herself. "Michael, you and your…wives." Ah, no need to blush, Jean, once I've settled down, you and your sister will be among my retinue. "Have done Mondstadt a great service with your brave deeds so please, all of you accept the title of Honorary Knight."

"Whoa…" I blinked in faux surprise.

"Congratulations you guys!" Amber ecstatically cheered.

"That's quite a lofty title you're giving out there, ma'am."

"Jean. Just Jean will do, Michael." Jean smiled. "You've more than earned it."

"Okay then, Jean." I shrugged. "So, I'm not denying the opportunity, and neither are my companions…" I turned to each of them to confirm.

"No complaints here." Aether shook her head.

"None from Paimon either!" Paimon excitedly buzzed at being given the title.

"It doesn't change nor limit our personal freedoms to accept the needless title, so I hold no issue." Irene looked disinterested, but when you've been Queen to your own Kingdom and one of the higher Echelons of the Spriggan Kingdom, the title of Honorary Knight seems miniscule.

I nodded to all of them before turning back to Jean. "Again, not denying the title, but what benefit does this title provide for us?"

"Do not worry, you or at least your clone informed us of your intentions to join the Adventurer's Guild. Being an Honorary Knight will not impede on your membership to the Guild here in Mondstadt and other nations. The responsibilities that you hold will at best for your aid in any future conflicts that threaten our nation and to request of your counsel should it be needed."

So, we're basically over glorified errand boys/girls?

"You're deeds will still be remembered fondly, but that is only part of your reward. Should it be within my power, I will happily grant you what you currently seek." Okay, now that was a good offer.

Pondering, I dashed the prospect of asking them to post up missing flyers for Aether's sister, Lumine. I could already do that with my clones, and there's literally no point since she's basically rubbing shoulders with the Abyss Order. So, I thought back to how we were essentially homeless with no permanent roof over our heads.

Since Irene and I touched down in Teyvat, we've basically been living out in the wild. Yeah, we had a Pocket Dimension Sea-side mansion, but having that and your own home in the actual world you're living in were two different things. Having an immediate base of operations to return to would be nice and better our connection with the community of Mondstadt as actual neighbors.

So, I spoke for everyone, who instinctively agreed through the bond of my Shroud when I spoke our immediate wish for her to fulfill.

"Well, it wouldn't hurt to have our own roof to sleep under… Preferably one that wasn't destroyed by Stormterror's hissy fit."

And that was how we had successfully integrated ourselves into Mondstadt with no suspicions whatsoever.

[Kaeya (Tier 5) Captured – 24 credits]

Absolutely no suspicions whatsoever...


AN: And that's another chapter done! I hoped that you all enjoyed it, and I kind of have the perfect Template Stacking for Mitachurl along with Irene, who'll match the same setting as Luke's next template. Well, thanks for reading everyone and I hope you have a lovely day!

I'm Out so Peace Out!