What if: Jujutsu Kaisen Mission

After planning out our next world, I decided to spend some time with Irene discussing another quick mission that the pair of us could do together rather than me on my own. It wasn't necessary, but the mission could provide us with extra credits for our trip to Mushoku Tensei. My dragon wife was ecstatic and animatedly chatted away and evilly smiled as I discussed the plan and what preparations that will be made to see it through.

First, I purchased Added Potential: Cursed Energy (JJK) for the both of us. Then we went into the HTC to train and grew accustomed to the new power for about 6 months there. Afterward, I had Irene craft a special vessel and a test out a few of her DBZ angel abilities in the HTC just for some extra reassurance.

With everything prepared and ready to go, we saw off our loved ones and dipped into the Company sanctioned portal that led me to the next world that was the source of my new selected mission.

"Huh…" I looked around at our current surroundings.

"Something wrong, beloved?" Irene strutted up to my side, her Angel's attendant staff in her hand.

"No, just…feels surreal to be back in modern times after being stuck in Teyvat." Man, I really wanted to explore Japan since I never had the chance to do so in my old life before the Company took me in. Especially in Shibuya, they had loads of merch that I would just love to snatch up. Hell, I can do that right about now and not even have to worry about paying for it.

After all, this place is currently being hit by a crisis.

"Hm, who are you two?" The one-eyed walking talking volcano headed special grade curse's presence further solidified the direness of Shibuya's situation. The smell of barbequed bodies permeated the air along with the deep breathing of two females struggling to pull themselves together.

Hm, was that reverse-cursed…no, one of them was using their Innate cursed technique to remove the flames off of themselves. Sort of like editing away something from a picture through a editing program. Clever.

Still though it looks like we nearly made it before the major event began.

"Is that our target, beloved?" My wife pointed to the unconscious body of one Itadori Yuji leant up against one of the support pillars of the underground train station.

"Yes and no. Our target is currently dormant, we'll require more of his fingers before enacting the plan." I grunted.

"Oh? You mean those fingers that that…thing is holding?"

"Yup." I plucked two hairs from my head. "Good thing we made it in time otherwise we'd have to deal with a loose Sukuna by now."

"You two…you know about-? Just who are y-huuuark!" Sorry, Mr. Krakatoa, please blame Gege for making you out to be a bitch to the Worf Effect. Two of my conjured clones beset themselves on the Special Grade Curse with saiyan speeds that not even the highest grade of curse or sorcerer could ever hope to keep track of.

One clone impaled Jogo's chest cavity while the other successfully disarmed him, literally. The scroll containing Sukuna's 10 waxed fingers fell to the floor with the cursed spirit's severed arms. My clones flooded the bastard with an excess amount of cursed energy that stalled the being's regeneration. He tried setting them on fire, but even if his flames were a product of his cursed energy, he still was essentially burning two of my clones who possess Sun Wukong's immortality and invulnerabilities, one of them being to flames.

The same Sun Wukong who survived being melted down in the Eight-Trigrams Cauldron that was made to kill and melt away Immortal deities.

I sighed and shook my head. "Yoink." I walked over to the poor sod while grabbing the 10 fingers. "Sorry, not sorry, dude." I loomed over the struggling curse who tried in vain to escape the grip of my flaming, uninjured clones. "But compared to what Sukuna would have done to you, I think you got off lucky."

"YOU BAST-HOOOOOAURCRKH!" Ugh, hearing a dude getting sucked up into the shroud was gross. My clones bit into the cursed spirit to activate Treasure Hoard's effects to make the capture time go by slowly.

5 minutes was enough time for Jogo to be captured, bound by my shroud, and succinctly sold off.

[Jogo (Tier 6) Captured – 60 credits]

[Jogo (Tier 6) Sold – 20 credits]

"Well, that thing was more underwhelming than I expected." Irene sighed.

"Meh, Jogo's strong but the dude just has Fate's Lancer luck and gets paired off with fighters leagues stronger than him." I shrugged and mentally nudged my two clones to restrain the two nearby dimming energy signatures that were slowly recovering. Now to enact the next part of the plan and…

Huh?

"Neat to know that Universal Calibration is still working…" I picked up Yuji…wait a minute, unclicking her uniform's front buttons (yes, "her"), I pulled out her wallet and checked out her name. "Yui Itadori." Okay, so I picked up Yui Itadori's body and shrouded her. She was unconscious so it wasn't that tough to enforce my will onto her.

[Yui Itadori (Tier 5) Captured – 24 credits]

[Ryoumen Sukuna (Tier 7) Captured – 120 credits]

"Nice! Two-in-one go is a success." I grinned.

"A rousing success, dear. Now…" Irene snapped her fingers and appearing before us was the new enchanted vessel that Irene and I have been working on. Using a mannequin as the base, Irene first made the living vessel with her magic along with fusing the body with unbelievable amounts of cursed energy from the two of us to make it a suitable vessel for Sukuna.

Now we weren't crazy or suicidal, there's a reason for why I planned this. I wanted to separate Sukuna from Yuj-Yui so that the poor girl wouldn't have to suffer that bastard's presence in her body and the ramifications that came with it. So, you'll be pleased to know that Irene and I took as many precautions as we can by placing fail-safe after fail-safe into the vessel. This vessel was already captured through the biting method of Treasure Hoard and locked to my will through the shroud, and I had already ensured that the body wouldn't explicably get the same Defenses that me and my retinue have.

So with absolute mind control in play along with the fail safes, we've officially Sukuna-proofed this whole plan. Now it was time to enact the plan and officially complete the mission and prevent the Shibuya Incident Massacre.

"Ugh, it smells disgusting." I gagged as I pulled out the first wax finger.

"Despite the crudeness of the shaman's method, I'd have to commend his creativity. By imbuing such a deep curse into his 20 fingers, he's able to continually avoid getting exorcised even if one vessel holds a majority of the fingers. He can simply just spawn more and move onto the next host." Irene wickedly smiled as she tapped one finger under the vessel's chin. "Open."

The blank faced enchanted vessel complied and allowed me to slowly insert the ten fingers into her mouth. Each finger went down with resistance, and each time it went down her gullet, the hair-raising presence of malice and negativity began to permeate the air around us. Sukuna was already upon us, and the first and second fail-safes were already in place.

After five fingers went down, the form of the vessel changed shape in accordance with the soul that now inhabited it. Except, instead of a male Sukuna, we were given a female Sukuna. I had asked Irene to limit the cursed spirit's choice to that singular gender and BOY was Sukuna already pissed by these lack of options.

Also, he couldn't act or speak. Not without my or Irene's explicit commands.

Still, I allowed him the freedom to glare at me with all four red eyes of his…oops, I mean her.

"Ah, you removed her gag reflex. Nice touch, Irene." I chuckled.

"Oh, I know just much you hate dealing with blocked passage beloved. I'm so glad that you enjoy the surprise." Irene happily clapped.

"Oh, I'll be enjoying it real soon, you can count on that." My grin widened as the malevolence in the air deepened along with Sukuna's inflamed glaring. After shoving the last wax finger in, I stood up and paced a few steps back to take in our marvelous work. Also, I finally greeted the Great Curse with a wide smile.

"Hello, Mr. King of Curses or should I call you Miss Queen of Curses? I mean, there is Rika, but she's already taken with Yuta so shouldn't she be Rika Okkotsu or would she keep the surname and the title… Meh, no matter, I'll just call you Miss Princess of Curses instead." A part of me really wanted to see the bastard's reaction to my new moniker for her but I knew NOT to underestimate Sukuna.

"So, I'm going to be straight up. You're a fraud and so I'm removing you off the board because you are a cheating piece of shit who had to rely on your vessel's hax ability to win." Yes, I was still salty about how Gege did Gojo, sue me. "That's why I'm going to subject you to the worse hell imaginable and make you an upstanding Jujustu Sorceror again! Yay~!" I clapped my hand and pointed at her. "That means you'll be going around, exorcising curses, saving women and children, stopping chaos, and being an upstanding living being."

The malice emitted from Sukuna's new vessel intensified ten times to what they originally exhibited. Good, now he's sufficiently pissed off.

"Stop." At my command, that animosity died in an instant. "Hey, I'm doing you a big service here. Yeah, I enslaved you but now you have a whole body to yourself and if I find that I like having you around, then after we've fed you the rest of your fingers, I may keep you around as my new wife…provided that I scrub away the shittiest parts of your shitty personality."

I snapped my fingers and pointed up. "Up, Yui." My completely bound waifu, Yui Itadori was now under the full effects of my shroud's will. I promised to make it up to her by lowering the effects of the control after dealing with the rest of the cursed trash in Shibuya. I still didn't want to take a chance with part of Sukuna in her. "Switch control over to Sukuna." The blank-eyed visage of Yui morphed to the unsettling emotionless mien of Sukuna. "Sukuna, make the approximate amount of wax fingers that this vessel has consumed and give them to me."

It was a sickening process to see Sukuna use Yui's body to produce and snap off each waxed finger, but after seeing that Yui regenerated the lost fingers, I relaxed.

"Thank you." And like a puppet without her strings, Yui collapsed into my waiting arms, now 100% Sukuna free. "Now…" I turned to Sukuna's unmoving body and held up the five fingers to her. "Swallow."

Now with a captured Sukuna that's 15 fingers strong under my control, I gave her the order to use all of her strength and techniques to find and destroy Kenjaku, who was puppeteering Geto's dead meat body, and to subdue and bring to me Uraume should they reveal their presence to her.

Wordlessly, my new slave went on to accomplish their task.

"Well, that was a rousing success, beloved." Irene tittered, clapping for me in congratulations.

"Couldn't have done it without you, dear." I kissed her on the forehead. "Now for the next part of the plan, I want you to find the bodies of Maki Zenin, Kento Nanami, and Naobito Zenin and heal any of them that survived Jogo's flames. I'll be off to engage with Mahito just to further screw up Kenjaku's plans."

"And the surrounding curses around Shibuya?" Irene asked.

"Let the sorcerers deal with them, its their job." I just dealt with their Sukuna problem, so I believe its fair that they deal with the weaker curses themselves.

"W-Wait!? W-Who the hell are you guys!?" Ah, right. The two dumb girls who thought that "bargaining" with Sukuna to kill Kenjaku was a stellar idea. Luckily for them that I needed more local faces in this world to recruit into my retinue. Also one of them even happens to be a Gyaru so score for me.

I turned on my heel to greet the struggling JK girls that were held up and restrained by my two clones. The blonde gal's hands were restrained behind back and her phone was confiscated by one clone. While the dark haired girl's doll was held out of reach as she we pulled up in a headlock. Neither was getting free any time soon.

"Ahem! So, hey…" I slowly waved. "I just basically got Sukuna to do what you wanted by taking care of Kenjaku."

"Wh-Who?" The black haired girl yelped as one of my clones tightened his hold in response to her fruitless struggling.

"Ah, right. Guess you guys don't know his real identity. So I just sent Sukuna to take care of that guy for you, so now you two basically owe me. First, congratulations!" I clapped my hands. "We're married now."

"The fuck!?" The blonde girl angrily screeched.

"Second, you're going to help the Jujutsu Sorcerers exorcise the curses around here until I'm done with my business."

"Never!" The black haired girl snarled while the blonde one had the gall to sneer at me.

"Like hell we will! Those bastards contributed with killing Geto-sama! Why would we even consi-kyaaahn!"

"Aaaaaargh!"

Both girls screeched and writhed with pain as my clones went for their necks and tore their sharp teeth into the two girls' soft skin. Blood was drawn and the effects of Treasure Hoard will activate in five minutes. Soon enough they'll be loyal and bitterly be complicit with my orders.

I began walking off with Irene. "Your compliance was never a factor, you two. Good luck and don't worry those clones will be with you and ensure that any Jujutsu Sorcerer won't pull a fast one by attacking you." They still were technically following Suguru Geto's twisted philosophy so it wouldn't be crazy if they were attacked.

"I'd say you were a tad too soft on them, beloved." Irene clicked her tongue in disapproval.

"True, but going TOO hard on them would waste time. Besides, they'll be grateful that I do this and show them why this was the better alternative than dying to Sukuna who won't do jack shit to fulfill their goal."

"If that is what you believe, then I'll leave it alone dear." Irene bowed. "Now I will be off to heal those sorcerers."

"Be careful." I nodded as she and I parted ways. "Now I really hope that Megumi hasn't summoned Mahoraga yet otherwise I'll more on plate to do…"

Welp until I crossed that bridge, lets go and torment the ever-living shit outta Mahito~!

[Mimiko & Nanako Hasaba (Tier 5) Captured – 24 credits]

AN: So, yeah, that's how a Jujutsu Kaisen mission with the SI would go should have taken a mission. Now Sukuna's properly leashed up and put to work for the sins of being a cheating fraud! Welp, I hoped that you all enjoyed this quick chapter, I'm Out so Peace Out and have a lovely day!