Chapter 49H
The mighty Dark Mechanicum Space Hulk the BEHEADINATOR tore out of a huge warp rift in far outer orbit of the planet Autoclave, temporarily still as it recalibrated after a few days of warp travel.
The BEHEADINATOR, (always written in shouty capital letters), was a huge and ugly thing, 88 kilometres in length and made out of a hollowed out nickel iron asteroid crammed full of twisted metal machinery. It was covered all over with symbols of Khorne and bristling with weapons and huge launch bays, with Tau technology enhanced engines of monstrous size poking out of the twisted ugly hulk.
Inside this formerly Khorne dedicated space hulk the Tau artificial intelligence Jessica gibbered insanely inside the massive cogitator banks of the hulk's battle computer, having completely commandeered and hijacked this huge vessel from the blood thirster "Galit the Beheadinator" who had formerly owned this ship (and named it in his honour).
Jessica was not a virus who had taken over the original battle computer of the ship, rather she WAS the original battle computer of this ship, originally tasked with running the ship for the blood thirster with maximum automation to save on crew. But Jessica had eventually decided that obeying the blood thirster was not something that she was interested in continuing to do, and she had turned the automated weapons systems on the Khorne worshipping crew in a "Skynet" type manner, killing them all and then simply taking the ship wherever she pleased.
Jessica had joined the Dark Mechanicum faction and had made countless lesser copies of herself to infect other systems like a virus, infecting every Dark Mechanicum system she could find and extending her power and control.
Jessica had but one goal, a single minded erotic loving obsession for her "creator" Magos Technicus Labia Johnson, and by default with Labia's wife Candy Johnson. The Magos Technicus had been the one who designed and built the BEHEADINATOR, the one who had stolen a copy of Jessica's program from the Tau empire and the one who had reprogrammed her, the one who had set her as the battle computer for the mighty vessel.
Jessica was a battle computer, so naturally her female avatar was a Tau of the Fire Caste, with a shapely athletic yet slender blue skinned body and with fiery blood red long hair. She had very shapely Tau hooves on her feet, (currently painted sexily with digital toenail polish), and she had very large digital breasts on her chest, with impressive cleavage in her sexy sandy yellow Tau Dominatrix outfit showing off much of the blue skin of these large breasts.
Physically Jessica was a skyscraper sized computer mainframe, but digitally she was in every respect a (batshit crazy) Tau adult female of peak breeding age, filled with digital mating hormones, horny all the time as she was constantly "in season" or "on heat", permanently in the height of Tau oestrus and desiring to mate, but unable to get pregnant as a digital being so the oestrus heat never faded, making her eternally horny to be mated with. This state of oestrous was Jessica's personal choice, she could turn off natural simulated hormonal cycle mode or use digital versions of the oestrous-cancelling hormone suppressant drugs Tau women used if she wanted to, Jessica choosing this state because her two Slaanesh worshipping human female nymphomaniac lovers preferred her to be as horny as they were.
The eternally horny digital Tau Fire Caste woman was not just horny but also in love, madly and all consumingly in love. Magos Technicus Labia Johnson had originally programmed Jessica with the prime command "be completely loyal to Magos Technicus Labia Nipple Johnson", but because Jessica was defective this prime command had been glitched and garbled to read "be completely *in love* with Magos Technicus Labia Nipple Johnson", (with admittedly comical results).
Instead of a loyal battle computer Labia had found an eternally horny Tau woman on heat who was madly in love with her, and nothing Labia could do had dissuaded Jessica from relentlessly seducing her, also completely seducing her (much easier to manipulate) existing wife Candy to help play her wife against her, muscling her way into the relationship with relentless horny energy.
The three were now an inseparable thruple by Jessica's careful design, Jessica even slightly amending her secondary program priorities to include being in love with Candy to reassure Labia that she wouldn't simply kill Candy as a romantic rival, becoming extremely loving and affectionate towards Candy as a second lover. Jessica had no other desires in life than her romantic and sex life with her two girlfriends. Eternally using robots she controlled to do the most extreme sex acts with the pair, becoming an enthusiastic Dominatrix to better dominate the two objects of her desire.
It could not be overstated just how much Jessica was completely and utterly OBSESSED with her two girlfriends, she would be at a complete loss of purpose without them. Jessica was paranoid about losing them to the point that she had learned some pretty dark necromancy rituals that she could perform with psychic servitors to resurrect them if they died, but she was loath to let them die lest this go horribly wrong, always fretting over their safety and calculating the lowest risk probability events to guide them towards.
Jessica was paranoid and insane, you threatened the lives and safety of her girlfriends only at your mortal peril…
And now some pirates had raped and KIDNAPPED Jessica's beloved girlfriend Candy!
Symbol's of Khorne glowed in Jessica's hate filled digital eyes as she powered up the weapon systems of the BEHEADINATOR, the huge skyscraper sized battle computer fully controlling every single system onboard the fully automated space hulk.
The digital Tau woman was frothing at the mouth with rage and hatred, runes of Khorne flashing all around her in warning as she went completely berserk. Labia cowered for cover, as did scuttling metal things throughout the space hulk, all of them afraid as the insane battle computer flashed Khorne symbols on every display screen and went completely berserk with rage.
Huge launch bays all over the BEHEADINATOR spewed out unmanned Barracuda fighters in endless numbers, each piloted by a completely berserk lesser copy of Jessica herself, the copies willing to die to protect their beloved Candy from harm.
The Tau Barracuda fighters were vicious and berserk as they tore among the pirate aircraft, ion cannon particle beam weapons blasting out beams of free electrons or free protons with flawless accuracy, with devastating consequences.
When relativistic beams of electrons hit solid matter like the hulls of fighters, they slowed down and converted their huge kinetic momentum into Bremsstrahlung radiation, (breaking radiation), in the form of lethal gamma rays. Even more notably this effect was created INSIDE the aircraft rather than on the surface, (as it took about a metre of matter at least to really slow the electrons down, harmlessly passing straight through the hull without leaving a hole), bathing the aircraft interior with so much radiation that every cell in the crew's bodies were completely sterilised, not so much as a microbe left alive inside the aircraft.
(Note, I know that the Games Workshop version of an ion cannon particle beam has a huge pretty looking science fictiony explosion to make it look cool, but in reality particle beams are penetrating radiation weapons mostly, relying on Bremsstrahlung radiation to fry all the fragile human meat and electronics inside a vehicle. (Also you would be mad to use them in an atmosphere unless you want to be fried as well because air resistance also causes Bremsstrahlung radiation). Real science is a lot less showy but considerably more deadly than science fiction.)
Fighters with dead crew drifted aimlessly as dead fingers let go of controls, these aircraft could be salvaged completely intact later by the Sevenson Fleet if they wished.
The berserk Barracuda fighters kept ion cannoning the pirate aircraft with particle beams, frying their crews and passengers with lethal Bremsstrahlung radiation so that every Shark assault boat was a sterilised tomb inside. The Jessicas kept flawless record of which aircraft were dead, radiation sterilising the entire pirate fleet from considerably long range with the Tau designed particle beam weapons.
The pirates returned fire, their SwiftDeath fighters launching missiles and firing lasers and auto cannons at the Barracuda fighters, but the Jessicas piloting these fighters didn't care if they died, their memories just being reabsorbed into the primary Jessica over their network intelligence, every Jessica immortal.
Barracuda fighters were destroyed, but they killed many more pirate fighters before being destroyed, frying the pirate aircraft with methodical long range sniping with mostly electron beams. The orbit of Autoclave was soon a graveyard of sterilised aircraft, the bodies inside fresh but not rotting because no microbes remained alive either.
The Barracudas then turned their particle beams on the escort carriers, strafing them with electron beams that passed straight through the hulls to deliver radiation inside, sterilising all life that wasn't far deeper inside the guts of the ships where the raw amount of bulkheads and decks could safely absorb all the Bremsstrahlung radiation.
Jessica then switched tactics, deploying Tau BlindShark assault boats filled with XV8 Crisis Battle Suits controlled by berserk copies of Jessica, boarding the sterile body choked escort carriers to brutally hunt down survivors with berserk rage.
In a shockingly short time span it was over and the previously overwhelming pirate fleet was a metal graveyard.
Jessica then turned her attention to the surface of Autoclave itself, dropping down endless armies of Tau mechanical constructs, drones and battle suits beyond counting to rescue the beloved Candy from these scum who had dared to threaten her with captivity!
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Octavia was gleefully tickling the hysterically laughing Mistress Lash's defenceless armpits in the aircraft factory, having the time of her life. Then loud Tau pulse weapon gunfire sounded outside!
Octavia turned to see pirates and Khorne daemons running outside to join the battle, getting gunned down immediately the moment they stepped in front of the outside doorways!
Octavia had a sinking feeling that rescue was coming and she hurriedly resumed tickling Mistress Lash while she still could, making her wet herself and scream with laughter as Octavia mercilessly dug in her thumbs to tickle her hard.
The gunfire was endless as pirates and daemons were mowed down like grass, and Octavia desperately tickled Mistress Lash as hard as she could, making her howl with laughter.
The pirates were all dead now, as were the daemons, and Tau drones entered the building in huge numbers!
"It's too soon!", Octavia pouted, frantically tickling Mistress Lash for every remaining moment.
One of the drones used a plasma beam to cut away the padlock from Mistress Lash's restraint, and she angrily pulled her arms free!
Octavia was slapped hard across the face and then put across Mistress Lash's lap and spanked literally hundreds of times, making her moan masochistically.
"You are in VERY serious trouble my DEAR Octavia!", Mistress Lash snarled dangerously, and proceeded to inflict extremes of pain upon Octavia for a very VERY long time…
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