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The match was expected to end with Roygun's victory.

Chifusa had been defeated by Yubelluna pretty easily, before she could show off her skills thanks to the close combat nature of her fighting style. Overall, it was only a matter of time before Roygun landed a hit with Crack on Yubelluna and defeated her.

'This is boring.' Naruto looked at the screen without a sense of enjoyment at all. The fact of the matter was that victory was not a gamble, but a promise for him. He knew a dozen ways to defeat Riser, and his Rook would be his only piece remaining. He still a good chunk of his own, eventually Riser would have to take the stage himself.

That would be when he himself stepped up.

This was too easy.

His peerage were enjoying the show or enjoying the fight, but he couldn't get behind it personally, even if he was enjoying the fact that they were enjoying it.

"Riser, lets say we finish this, you verse me in the next match. Luck is always in my favor, so we'll both roll enough on the dice for us to fight." Naruto offered Riser without looking at the man, his eyes were glued to the boring match playing out in front of him. Both Roygun and Yubelluna were long distance fighters by nature, which meant all they were doing was throwing around High-Class levels of magic at each other.

His statement got the crowd's attention.

"Oh... you would like that."

"Yes, because at this rate, I'm just going to end up throwing piece after piece at you. Roygun can defeat you, but she isn't much on stamina, so by the time she defeats your Queen, she will be tired." Naruto heard the snark when Riser spoke, but didn't address the emotion. "... and I'm sure Yor could defeat you, or maybe Koyomi can eat you until you surrender... but honestly... I would rather just beat you when you're at your strongest myself."

"Confident one are you... fine, lets settle this between you and me after my queen defeats yours." Riser was very sure of his queen.

Naruto smiled and finally looked down from the TVs.

"Good... and it's only fair I explain how my abilities work. I know you're aware that I specialize in curses..." Naruto held up a golden magic, and he turned it pitch black as it turned into a smokey skull in the air. Naruto didn't just have Riser's ear, he had everyone's ears as they took their eyes off of the TV screens.

Roygun appeared behind Naruto, the match was over.

Her boobs were exposed, and her dress was ruined. She covered her chest and stood up straight behind Naruto, but she seemed only moderately injured with some minor burns on her.

"Only a fool explains their powers."

"Only a fool refuses to listen when an enemy is willing to explain their powers." Naruto stated, and Riser twitched, but shut up and nodded his head. "I specialize in curses, but I'm talented with all forms of magic in general... but I like curses." Naruto stated as he rolled his dice in front of him at the same time as Riser.

It was enough.

Both he and Riser were teleported into the arena.

"Curses are lesser magic, they can be dispelled."

"True... but did you know that the more complicated the conditions needed to activate a curse, the harder they are to break... and the more engrained they are?" Naruto asked Riser as he raised a finger.

Riser created wings of fire behind him.

He was ready to fight.

"The harder the conditions are to fulfill... and you expect to fulfill those conditions in the middle of battle with me?" Riser taunted Naruto.

"Condition 1: Lay eyes on my female form."

"Of course, if you win... how about I agree to live my life as a woman."

Riser suddenly remembered when he laid eyes on Naruto as a woman, it was the reason he accepted the Rating Game in the first place. He burst into action when he realized a condition for whatever curse Naruto was talking about had already been fulfilled. He flew at Naruto with flames in his hands.

Naruto disappeared, and Riser melted the ground he had been standing on.

Naruto's hand appeared, holding up 2 fingers.

"Conditions 2: Get aroused by my body as a female."

"Shut up, I don't want to hear this!" Riser shouted as he suddenly started to feel extremely nervous. He threw his flames at the floating hand, since Naruto's voice was coming from all around him. His eyes widened when he felt something coming out of his chest, and Naruto's hand came from his stomach.

Holding up 3 fingers.

"Condition 3: Say your given name."

"If you become a woman... The Riser would be happy to treat you well."

Riser blasted his own chest open, and healed from the injury he inflicted on himself. He flew up into the air and looked down at the surrounding arena, looking for Naruto from above. He felt soft, feminine arms wrap around his neck. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw the beautiful face of Naruto's naked female form. She was just floating behind him, and when he swung his fist at her, he went right through her like she wasn't there. She vanished, but reappeared 10 times the size she was before, and he was floating between her hands.

"Condition 4: Betray a member of your own family."

"... if I win... you score me a night with your sister."
"Deal."
"HEY!"

He betrayed his sister when he placed her as the bet for the match, fulfilling yet another condition of the curse that Naruto was talking about.

"If I had fulfilled all these stupid conditions, then why hasn't this curse taken effect before now!?" Riser shot flames out of his entire body and made the illusion around him disappear. He choked when the arms appeared around him again, only these arms were a lot more physical than the ones before.

"Condition 5-"

The arms tightened around his neck, and he felt a burning sensation as a mark appeared on his neck.

"GAH! Begone!" Riser burnt the image of the woman behind him, and he grabbed his own neck where he felt a burning sensation. He felt the magic around his neck, and he could guess that curse had taken effect on him. "Even if you curse me, I can break this curse by blowing my own head and neck up!"

Riser blew his own torso up.

The cursed symbol floated in the air where his head had been, and it was quickly consumed by flames when Riser regenerated from his self-inflicted injury. Riser looked around, and Naruto appeared on the ground, facing away from him with all five digits on his hand showing.

"-... set the cursed markings on fire... and with that, the curse I've placed on you is complete. Goodbye Riser... if you had waited for me to explain patiently like a good little chicken, instead of acting like a hothead... this could have been a fight." Naruto turned around.

Riser's wings turned into yellow feathers instead of flames.

Riser tried to summon fire, but nothing came out of his hands.

"You..."

"This curse removes your flames... until I remove the curse Riser, you have no flames to use." Naruto pointed his finger at Riser and shot a hole in his forearm. Riser yelped in pain and looked at his bleeding arm.

That wasn't regenerating.

"YOU!"

"I removed your flames... you won't heal anymore until I remove the curse. The curse is now inside of your brain... when you set the curse on fire, it migrated from your neck to your brain and became complete... your body is not incapable of producing any flames... ever again." Naruto felt Riser start to summon wind magic instead of flames.

Naruto smiled.

When Riser threw a small tornado at him, Naruto just froze it in place with ice.

"YOU... you bastard... you..."

"You... you bastard... you... I what Riser... I played you for a fool. This is just a single one of my dozens of curses I can kill you with... half of my curses make use of my female form... and all it takes is you being aroused by me as a woman to fulfill the condition for me to cast the curse." Naruto raised his hands up.

A heart mark appeared on Riser's stomach.

His crotch burned.

"The Curse of Forgotten Passion, now you can never get an erection again! It is an easy curse to break! All you have to do is watch one of your lovers have sex with another man, and the curse is gone!" Naruto annouced with a laugh. Riser launched himself at Naruto with fury in his eyes.

Naruto was behind him.

His hand was on Riser's head.

"The Curse of Waterboarding..." Naruto placed a curse directly on his head.

All of the water in a 50 foot radius of Riser floated, before it rushed over to Riser and surrounded his head. It covered over half of his body, which caused Naruto to back off. He started to drown in the water, only for him to blast the water off of him. The water froze in the air long enough for Riser to catch a single half breath, before it rushed to surround his head again.

"Even if you still had regeneration, death by drowning isn't something you could heal from, is it... so I could always drown you to beat you. No matter how much you try to escape, the curse will draw water towards you like a magnet... even if you escape the water... until the curse is broken, you can't be within 50 feet of water without it trying to drown you... so if the water doesn't drown you, then you'll die of thirst!" Naruto told him the different ways that curse could kill.

Naruto broke the curse on Riser when he was about to drown, and the water just sloshed to the ground, leaving the man gasping for breath. He was holding his still bleeding arm, and he gave Naruto a look of fear.

He was feeling genuine fear.

"You... you half-blooded freak... how dare you do this to me."

Naruto closed his eyes and sucked in his breath.

"The Curse of Walking... this Curse prevented you from Teleporting..." Naruto stated as Riser looked at his ankles, and he saw curse markings on them.

"Eh?"

"It prevents you from Teleporting Riser... you can't teleport right now." Naruto stated as he pointed his finger at Riser, and a powerful fireball started to gather at the end of his finger.

Riser was a horny man, but not stupid.

"... I... I can't teleport?"

"You can't... meaning that without the ability to teleport, and without your flames... I wonder how you're going to get healed?" Naruto asked Riser.

The fireball soared out of Naruto's hand and hit the ground behind Riser, turning it into ashes where it existed.

Riser fainted.

Riser has been retired.

Riser was teleported out of the arena.

"Whoops, guess I lied about that last part." Naruto bonked himself on the head, sticking his tongue out in a goofy fashion. "Maybe that wasn't the Curse of Walking, but instead the Curse of Shit Yourself... the curse makes you unable to run to the bathroom when you're about to shit your pants." Naruto was teleported back outside of the arena.

He was greeted with silence.

"... Master... you can be terrifying sometimes." Yor very politely told him when he appeared next to her.

"I'm going to go and remove the curses I placed on Riser... now that my little prank is done and over with, no reason to make the poor guy suffer." Naruto started to walk off.

He walked right next to a certain redhead.

"That was a good match Naruto, you actually beat him."

"Of course I beat him. I have a dozen ways to beat Riser... because I'm a prankster... and all you have is a bubble butt." Naruto stated with a cocky smirk.

Rias sighed and turned her head to look at her own butt.

Was her butt really that big?

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