Chapter 8: Wild and Loud:

Donnie's POV:

I was just walking through the park... just kidding, I was hanging on the trees, but I was in the park. Anyway, then I heard someone. I then leaped to them. "Hey, you need help with something," I asked.

"Big time! My name is Lana Loud, and my frog is missing!"

"Maybe I can help," I said. I then sniffed around.

"And people say I'm an animal," says Lana.

"I found something," I said, "this way!"

. . .

We saw Kip and Biederman. "What are they up to, this time," I asked.

"This is what we're reduced to," says Kip, "kidnapping frogs to sell them to a French chef!"

"Y'know, we didn't have to steal this frog," says Biederman.

"Where else could we find one," asks Kip.

"You know these guys," asks Lana.

"Yeah, they're poachers and I guess they've hit rock bottom," I said, "come on!"

We snuck up to them and I tried to grab the frog, but... "Thornberry," says Kip.

"RUN," I shouted.

I took the frog and the two chased after us.

. . .

We ran into the restaurant and Kip and Biederman continued to chase us. We ran to the kitchen.

Biederman's POV:

We ran to the kitchen. "I think they went through that door," says Kip, "I'll go after them! You stay here!" He then ran.

"One coconut cream pie!"

"One coconut cream pie," I said, while making it. "Pick up pie!"

"Thank you!" He then came back. "Your pie sir!" He then threw the pie in my face. I was about to get him... "One banana cream pie!"

"One banana cream pie," I said, while making it. "Pick up pie!"

"Thank you!" He then came back. "Your pie sir!" He then threw the pie in my face. I was about to get him... "One Boston cream pie!"

"One Boston Cream Pie..." But then I realized it was the Thornberry kid. I'll fix him. "Pick up pie!" As soon as he came in, I threw the pie, but he ducked.

Kip then came in with his face covered in pie. "Why did you hit my face with a Boston cream pie?"

Donnie's POV:

I left while Kip was hitting Biederman.

"We better get out of here," says Lana.

"Keep, Biedermahn, where ees zat frahg I requested! how cahn I mahke my frahg legs weethout a frahg's legs?"

"We're working on it, Chef Pierre," says Kip.

"There's just this annoying kid that's getting in the way," says Biederman.

"Ees ziss sahme sahrt of a jahke," asks Chef Pierre.

"We gotta get out of here," says Lana.

"Let's go," I said.

We then ran into Anna. "Anna, what are you doing here," I asked.

"My uncle owns ziss restaurahnt," says Anna.

"Your uncle wants to cook my frog's legs," says Lana.

"Whaht? Naht ziss ahgain!" She then walks over to her uncle. "Uncle Pierre, you prahmised to stahp useeng live ahneemahls!"

"I'm sahrry, Ahnna, but I only use ze freshest ahnd I ahlready paid zese gentlemen," says Chef Pierre.

"Cahncel ze deal you mahde weeth zem now," says Anna.

Chef Pierre then sighs and walks over to Kip and Biederman. "I'm sahrry, but ze deal ees off," says Chef Pierre.

"What," asks Kip, "you're seriously canceling the deal because your niece... forget it!" The two then walked away.

"You just saved my frog," says Lana, "I don't know how to thank you!"

"I know how I can," I said. I then tried to kiss Anna, but she slapped me and walked away.

"Smooth," says Lana.

. . .

"Well, thanks for the help, Donnie, I gotta go." Lana then left.

"Later," I said. It's nice to see someone who cares about animals.

"You steell hahve to clean up ze keetchen ahnd pay fahr ze pies," says Chef Pierre.

"I'm sure Anna will make you do it," I said.

"Why? You're ze one who mahde ze mess ahnd wahsted ze pies," says Anna.

"Fair," I said, disappointed.

In the next chapter, SpongeBob SquarePants is watching a day in Donnie's life.