Chapter 19: Wild Night:

Donnie's POV:

In the school cafeteria, I was eating a meatball sub. Then Anna came. "Bonjour, Dahnnie, I hahve sahmetheeng to ahsk of you... but first, use a nahpkeen," says Anna.

"Why," I asked.

Anna then rolled her eyes. "You ahre naht mahkeeng ziss easy. dahnnie, when I first met you, I zought you were... well a slahb, now, I know zat seence I've been a snahb, I doubt you would evair, but I wahs wahndereeng eef you would go out weeth me..."

"Yes," I said, "I knew you couldn't resist for long! So, what are we going to do? Am I going to meet your family?" There was a pause. "Right... they would probably get worse reactions. Back to the first question!"

"Zere ees ziss restaurahnt..."

"Let's go," I said, "and don't worry, Babe, nothing's going to ruin this!"

Poppy's POV:

My name is Poppy Chambers. I am the leader of the Wild and Crazy Kids. A group of teens dedicated to being as wild as Donnie Thornberry! The most amazing guy and the love of my life! I'm in this group therapy!

"I did throw myself on Piper again, but I then accepted her rejection," says Crystal, "it still hurts, but I'm beginning to accept it now!"

"That's good, Crystal," says Dr. Eleanor Baker, "and what about you, Poppy?"

"I refuse to give up on Donnie Thornberry," I said.

"Donnie is a pretty cool kid," says Crystal.

I then jumped on her for trying to steal my man. "HE'S MINE," I shouted.

"Miss Chambers," says Dr. Baker, "it's clear you're not getting any better!"

. . .

I was in my room. "They just don't get it," I said, "Donnie and I were meant to live an extreme life together! I know, I'll break out and find him and convince him to leave his lame friends for me and then we'll live extremely ever after!"

Donnie's POV:

I was getting ready for my first date with Anna! Finally, after being slapped, called names, and doing a bunch of stuff that disgusts her, she's going to take a walk on the wild side!

. . .

Anna and I arrived at the restaurant. "Wait," I said, "is this the place where your uncle tried to kill that frog?"

"Dahn't wahrry, he prahmised me he would naht be cookeeng ahnymahre live ahneemahls-" We then saw him with a snail.

Anna's uncle then looks at us. "Eet's ze best way to mahke a prahpair escahrgaht!"

"I think I have a better idea," I said.

. . .

We were at Pizza Burger! The restaurant that serves pizza between two buns.

"Oh... uuuuuuuuummmmmmmmm... I will give eet a try!"

. . .

Anna and I were making our orders. "I'll take care of this," I said, "one meat lover's and you can give the lady a Hawaiian style!"

"Cool."

. . .

We were then waiting for our orders. We got our sodas. "You mean you've never had soda before," I asked.

"No... ees eet... sahfe?"

"Relax," I said, "there's no danger here!"

"Hi Donnie!"

I then saw it was Poppy Chambers and I spat my soda. "Poppy Chambers," I asked.

"You know ziss geerl," asks Anna.

"I'm Donnie's ex-"

"Friend," I said, "she's an old friend!"

"Well, I must find ze lahdy's room." Anna then walks away.

"So... you're dating someone behind my back," says Poppy.

"Look, I want nothing to do with you," I said, "I like Anna!"

"Does she like doing crazy stunts," asks Poppy, "does she like playing in the dirt?"

"Are you kidding," I asked, "she's probably the last person you'd expect to do that! But she's not out of her mind!"

"You and I were meant to be, Donnie," says Poppy, "I am your biggest fan, and I will not let that fake French flirter steal you from me!"

"I hahve cahme bahck," says Anna.

"Order for Donnie Thornberry!"

"Dahnnie, could you get zat?"

"Oh, I-" I started.

"Go ahead," says Poppy, "that'll give Anna and me some time to get to know each other." I then walked away.

Anna's POV:

"So, how do you know Dahnnie," I ahsked.

"Oh, I started a club dedicated to being like him... but then he turned us down... and here, I find he's on a date... WITH YOU!"

She zen ahttahcked me!

Donnie's POV:

I came back and saw what was happening, so I threw the pizza burgers at Poppy. "AAaagghh! I'm lactose intolerant," says Poppy.

I then grabbed Anna and we ran!

. . .

"Whaht wahs zat ahll ahbout," asks Anna.

"The Wild and Crazy Kids are obsessed with me," I said, "and Poppy's the worse!"

"She ees cahmeeng fahr us," says Anna.

We then ran and Poppy chased after us.

. . .

We're now hiding in Kip and Beiderman's old house.

"We'll just have to hide here for a while," I said.

"I'll cahll ze pahlice," says Anna, "ziss ees like weeth crystahl!"

"Actually, Crystal's getting better," I said, "probably helps that she got her own stalker!"

Anna's POV:

I wahke up ahnd sahw Dahnnie wahs gahne. I zen found a nahte ahnd eet said zat Dahnnie hahs fahllen een lahve weeth Pahppy ahnd hahs left! So, I knew eet wahs a treeck!

Donnie's POV:

I was tied up. "Now, you and I are going to be wild and crazy together," says Poppy.

Then Anna came out of nowhere and took her down!

. . .

Poppy was taken in again. "Sorry that this... went like this," I said.

"Ahctually, ziss wahs ze mahst fun I hahve evair hahd!"

Anna then kisses me right on the lips for a long time.

In the next chapter, Donnie has to save a zoo that has monsters. Yes, this chapter was based on a GameToons video.