Laying Low

Crashing through the door of a run down hotel, Wayde and Loki quickly snuck in as heavy rain hammered down on them from the shoddy rafters outside.

Loki, the wolf he was, shook himself to rid himself of the water while Wayde shielded himself with a Pillow, a not so bothered look on his mask before dropping the pillow on the floor.

"Why is it always a fucking crazy weather in America?" giving Loki a look as he shrugged his shoulders to evaporate the moisture in his clothes, he scratched his ears while moving to a chair.

"Hey, This is America, what do you expect?" getting a gesture of agreement from Loki, the two sighed as the heavy rain echoed outside… before they both perked up at hearing loud moaning from the next room with music being used (and failing) to drown out the sounds of sex, the two sighed in annoyance.

"Great, two guys stuck in a low maintenance Hotel with a porno being recorded next door, what's next a gang shoot out?" Looking up expectantly for Murphy's Law to rear it's head, the two after a moment or so, relaxed at no reaction to Wayde.

"Could be worse?" giving the wolf a look as he got comfy on a couch, Wayde spoke as he flopped onto the bed, avoiding the suspicious stain to his right with a look of disgust.

"How so, could this be worse?" Getting a lone eye staring at him, Loki spoke.

"We could have accidentally ended up in a porn focused Fallout dimension" giving Loki a confused look of silence, Wayde spoke.

"By that you mean-"

"Big humanoid thicc Deathclaws waiting for the next unfortunate wanderer to fall into the Trap that makes you want to stay? Yes. It's happened before and it was hilarious, the dumbass with me kept screaming as the alpha Made him her human bitch, while I was safe watching from a portal"

"Can we go there next?" Giving Wayde an odd look, Loki spoke.

"Why?" giving a shrug, Wayde sat back while checking his ammo.

"I want bragging rights" getting a chuckle from Loki the two sooner erupted with small chuckles as the Porno next door came to a loud ending with Loki banging the wall.

"SHUT UP IN THERE, HAVE SOME FUCKIN' DECENCY!" lowering himself down as yelling echoed form the room next door, the tensed up at hearing vehicle's outside slowly approach.

Looking to the window showing the parking lot, Loki and Wayde noticed a symbol closely resembling a certain group of German racists.

"Are those Nazi's?" sharing a look, Loki groaned as guns were cocked and loaded as a commotion in the Porno room echoed.

"I KNOW YOUR IN THERE SKIDMARK, COME OUT HERE!" hearing a loud voice from one of the cars.

Standing up to see outside, Wayde spotted to bombshells around a guy in steel armor.

One being blonde with measurements like a Playboy model. Wearing Valkyrie-style armor that sported steel wings, as well as a closed-face helms, in her hands were a sword and shield, emphasizing the Viking look.

The other bombshell also sported Valkyrie armor only with a spear instead of the sword.

Staring at the Nazi's outside, the guy in Armor yelled again.

"I found some of your dealers selling your shit on my turf, They said you Squealer and some no body were here trying to make MONEY, ON MY TURF. Now get your black useless ass out here!" staring at the Nazi's as a commotion rose from the room next door, Loki and Wayde shared a look of acceptance.

"Kill some Nazis?" getting a nod from Loki as her shed his coat to carefully put it on a chair, his upper body was left exposed as muscle tensed up for use.

"Kill some Nazi's" giving a nod of agreement.

Waiting on the monstrosity that was one of Squealer's Cars, Fenga began growing bored at the silence before a gun shot rang out with the lowly thug to her right stood with half his skull blown off.

Looking to the rundown hotel, one of the rooms windows shattered with two bodies flying out like they were in an action movie.

One wearing a Red and Black suit with a Leather Jacket, his head was covered completely with white ey holes surrounded by Black ovals, in his hand was a Rifle… WITH A FUCKING CHAINSAW BAYONET!.

Looking to the other body as he charged towards them, Fenga blushed at the fit body he sported before she noticed the bullets the thugs were shooting fell uselessly to the floor.

Even making the man laugh wildly as he threw anyone stupid enough to try and stab or beat him, Fenga however noticed the fanged grin with animal ears atop his head. She stood up to face this stranger until the room Kaiser was yelling towards exploded with gun fire, the man with wolf ears growling in annoyance as bullets peppered his back, the red clad man was filled with holes but did not fall dead… he merely sighed in annoyance.

Flipping the room off he lost a finger much to his surprise, making the wolf man laugh before he kicked a Metal spear off course without looking.

Turning to Kaiser who stood calmly with his arms crossed.

"You, have dog ears?" Getting a growl form Loki, his eyes glowed amber as his body shifted.

"They're wolf EARS YOU BLIND NAZI!" Lunging forward in his lycanthropic form, Loki became an even bigger threat with Wayde easily clearing the distracted Racists, dispatching them with his Katana's, the twin valkyrie's trying to keep up with Loki who had sent one twin to the floor with a drop kick after she grew and shrunk, Wayde sooner came upon a young girl hiding at the back in hiding, sporting a Green cloak and hood, Wayde had somehow snuck up behind her while levelling a gun to her head.

"Are the Nazi's recruiting kid snow, this America is fucked if they are" poking the barrel in the back of the kids head, Wayde ducked after another body was thrown, turning it was the guy in armor who now sported dents and claw marks on it.

Turning around at hearing a creak on the car, Loki stood on the hood with his body slowly reverting back, his lower body sporting a Metal spear in it before he tore it out, ash particles rising from the closing wound before it dropped the steel spear without a care.

Turning to Wayde as he held the kid and gun point, Loki Spoke.

"Let them run, lick they're wounded pride, we killed enough Nazi's to make American Veterans proud" flipping Kaiser off as one of the Valkyrie's helped him move while the other held her right shoulder in pain, she glared at Wayde who gave a mocking wave.

Turning to follow Wayde after the kid ran after Kaiser, the two stood in wait for the parking lot to silence before a lanky black guy wearing dishevelled blue clothing with an upper face cape and cape, ruined teeth with a tiny moustache.

Following him was a… Bombshell of a woman mechanic, except she wore close to nothing with oil stained short shorts with a grey tank top, her hair was dishevelled with tear marks running down her cheeks, and if they paid enough attention the tank top was wet enough to show her nipples beneath.

"THAT, was fuckin fucktastic, you two fuckwads kicked Fucking Kaiser's Fucking ass to the Fuckin' Curb along with his CUNT PARTY!" Giving the man a look of bewilderment, Wayde and Loki shared an awkward look while the girl had a disinterested look, instead looking over the vehicle.

Staring dumbly as the black guy rambled on with such profanity the author couldn't make sense of his drug addled words before Loki moved without much hesitation.

He grabbed Skidmarks head and crushed it like a grape, leaving the woman stunned silent with brain matter on her now ruined top while Wayde had both hands to his cheeks.

Before shrugging.

"We were planning to take over A Gang, right?" getting a grumble from Loki as he tried clearing his hand of Brain and Skull, Wayde turned to a stunned Squealer who turned to him.

"Consider this a Hostile Take over"