Hey guys, Kurama here with another gamer story focusing on a weeb and I hope you enjoy this as much as I do.
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"BijuusTalk/thought/Justus, Game notification Skills," Someone says.
"Thoughts," Someone says
Disclaimer: I do not own this story.
Let's begin!
-Unknown dimension-
So... I'm not in Heaven or Hell, which is weird 'cause although I was a devoted believer in my younger years, I did say some pretty questionable things that made people wonder if I truly believed or was secretly an atheist.
But that's beside the point 'cause the last thing I remember was getting killed by my ex-wife, who oddly enough was half Puerto Rican and half Korean.
Yeah, yeah, I heard the same speech from my friends before.
Don't marry a Latina, they'll get you killed.
Then tell me why oh why did she do everything to please ME?
I mean, sure we always did what I wanted but that didn't mean I never did anything special for her.
I always went over the top for her whenever she wasn't working as a teacher for a bunch of teenagers, which led to us having a couple of kids.
You know when your parents lie about not having a favourite sibling, yeah that's all bullshit.
I mean, I should know because my favourite was my eldest daughter, Nora, who was not only the most obedient out of my four children, but she was also the smartest.
The biggest pain in my ass amongst my children was my youngest, Ethan, who alongside his twin brother, Adrian, would often find themselves in trouble.
Good thing my second daughter, Naomi was exactly like her older sister and was the funniest amongst my kids 'cause I'm pretty sure I would've lost my shit a while ago.
Despite their qualities and flaws, I still loved every one of them, which led to me and my current wife, who was a Korean that came to live in Canada a year after I went thorugh with the divorce.
We immidiately hit it off and even my kids liked her more than my ex-wife, which is saying a lot when your own like someone more than you.
Anyway, we both died at the rightful age of 100, which is not too bad.
But I haven't found her soul anywhere despite the many years I've spent here, which probably means she went to Heaven 'cause she was the one who dedicated the kids to religion while I kinda didn't care about it 'cause as long they were happy and healthy, they could do whatever their mom wanted them to do.
There is something... alluring about this 'cause you get used to this place after a while and realize that this isn't too bad.
I mean, sure I've been in here for like, hundreds of years but the silence is pretty nice.
Especially for an introvert like me.
Welcome!
"Ahhh!" I scream in panic at the mysterious voice in my head.
Congratulations, you died!
I stared at the screen in front of me, trying to pinch myself awake to no avail.
I could feel the pain, it was very real… And no matter how much I pinched myself otherwise, the screen in front of me didn't go away.
"… But if shitty gamer fanfictions have taught me anything, is that to earn peace, you have to die a horrible, violent death," I said dully as I stared at the screen in front of me.
I'd been probing it for quite a while, trying to test if it was fake, or touch-activated, or something!
But nothing happened…
Well, time to do the only logical thing and use my voice.
"Yes, I'm dead, can we get started with this now?" I say to the screen dully.
Certainly!
… I hated everything already.
You have been selected to enter an anime world that was already selected for you.
"That's great! But I'm guessing there's more to it than me just reincarnating, right?" I ask the voice in my head.
Yes, you have been given the powers of a Gamer.
Oh great.
Every edge lord's favourite way of powering up.
Well, it's better than nothing I guess.
Glad you can see the bright side of things.
Congratulations!
You're now a Gamer!
You have Gamer's Mind!
Gamer's Mind Level: MAX
Description: This skill allows you to be protected against the most powerful of mental attacks but it doesn't stop you from feeling emotions.
You have Gamer's Body!
Gamer's Body Level: MAX
Description: This skill allows you to play your life like a video game.
Fiction Adaptation Level: MAX
Description: This skill allows you to have instant knowledge of the worlds you are in and to get fictional characters' skills and add them to your own
That's a pretty good start.
I'm liking this so far so let's keep going while I'm feeling like this.
Normally, you would have personality traits but I think yours will do just fine where you're going so here are your Perks.
Protagonist Growth!
Description: Do you want to crush a person's legs with one finger? Then fice push-ups should suffice. This Perk ensures fast and easy growth, just like an anime protagonist.
Rising Star!
Description: You are climbing the Mountain of Power like a madman, leaving your peers in the dust.
Stat gain and class EXP are doubled.
Ladykiller!
Description: You have your way with the ladies.
All Affection and Obedience gains with females will double.
Chakra King!
Description: Your CP is doubled.
Chakra?
Was I going into the world of Naruto?
That's the only anime that I know of that uses chakra.
Yes, it is.
Okay, that's good.
Very good even 'cause if there's one thing I'm going to make sure doesn't happen, it's Project Tsuki No Me.
Seriously, the war arc was pure shit and on top of that, the only way for the G.O.A.T. AKA Madara 'Him' Uchiha to die was for him to get backstabbed by a dollar store Venom.
Now here's your Status.
Name: Naruto 'Namikaze' Uzumaki
Age: 0
Level: 1 (0/100)
Title: The Gamer
Race: Human (Jinchurikki)
HP: 3000/3000 (regen. 900 per second)
CP: 25000/25000 (regen. 1500 per second)
SP: 4000/4000 (regen. 870 per second)
CC: 0%
STR: 1
VIT: 50
DEX: 1
INT: 1
WIS: 1
CHA: 2
LUC: 100
Money: 0$
Allegiance: Himself
Here are bonus Perks due to the body you now own.
Uzumaki Heir: Gain 5 CHA, 5 VIT and 3 LUK upon leveling up.
Learning Fuinjutsu and Kenjutsu will be 100% faster. Wind Ninjutsu will be 50% easier to learn and use.
Water Ninjutsu will be 50% easier to learn and use.
Namikaze Heir: Gain 5 STR, 5 DEX, and 5 INT.
Learning Taijutsu will be 100% faster. Lightning Ninjutsu will be 50% easier to learn and use.
Third Kyubi Jinchuriki: Gain 5 CHA, 5 VIT, and 5 STR.
Learning Genjutsu will be 100% faster.
Wind Ninjutsu will be 50% easier to learn and use.
Fire Ninjutsu will be 50% to learn and use.
Wait a second...
"I'm gonna be reincarnated as THE Naruto Uzumaki? This is gonna be so FUCKING cool!" I exclaim, thrusting a fist in the air as I'm unable to contain my happiness.
Certainly!
Here's what each statistic means.
Strength or STR
Strength measures your physical strength, which includes carrying weight and how much force you can exert.
Endurance or END
Endurance measures your health points and how quickly they regenerate.
Dexterity or DEX
Dexterity measures how deft you are with your hands, and feet and determines your overall speed, agility and balance.
Intelligence or INT
Intelligence determines how smart you are and affects your mana pool.
Wisdom or WIS
Wisdom improves decision-making, affects mana and is the sole factor in mana regeneration.
Charisma or CHA
Charisma determines how well you can sweet-talk people and how others see you. This affects how people perceive you and how easily approachable you are and people are more inclined to trust you.
Luck or LUK
Luck can affect anything. Mainly affects the quantity and quality of drops, outstanding successes or failures, and critical hits.
Thanks Game. You know, I should give you a name to make it easier when I call you out.
I got it, how about... Hera?
I like it very much. I will call you Naruto then.
Hidden Quest Completed!
Name The System
Rewards: Kushina's scarf, 5,000, Ring of the Namikaze Heir and Ring of the Uzumaki Heir.
Thank you for that, I mean it.
I promise to be my best as your host and partner.
You're welcome. Now then, partner. It's time for both of us to begin our new lives.
For your sake, I suggest that you don't scream.
"Alright, here we go," I say in a nervous voice as I'm then sucked in by a vast black hole.
Soon enough, I lose consciousness.
-Night time-
"Report," Hiruzen says in a strict voice.
"Yes sir, there are at least over a hundred registered deaths, more than fifty wounded but the rest remain safe." An ANBU soldier would say to the 3rd Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi, who breathes a tired sigh of small relief.
"I see and what about the child?" He would then ask his subordinate.
"One Uzumaki Namikaze Naruto is sleeping but he is safe and sound." The Soldier would easily reply.
"Good. You are hereby dismissed for the night, Kakashi." Hiruzen says that the man, now named Kakashi, would then leave the 3rd Hokage to his musings.
'The village is now in ruins thanks to the Kyuubi attack, which could give our enemies a chance to attack. I can't reveal to the population what happened to the Tailed Beast because Naruto will be the target of their anger, which will lead to him defecting and siding with another village like Kumo or Iwa since these two have Perfect Jinchurikki. I have no choice, I must reactivate it.' Hiruzen thought carefully as a knock on the door could now be heard.
"Enter." He says all the while composing his thoughts.
The person stepping into the room would be none other than Danzo Shimura, his best friend and trusted advisor for both the Elder Council and the Civilian Council
"Hiruzen, the Council wants an emergency meeting," Danzo tells him as the Hokage would then nods his head, expecting this to happen.
"Very well, tell them I'll be there but before that, I need you to answer an honest question." He would reply, getting the attention of the war hawk.
"Proceed."
"Do you still have ROOT recruit orphans and perform missions without my consent?"
"I-I don't understand-" Danzo would begin to say but is cut off by a huge amount of killer intent emanating from Hiruzen's.
"Do not make the mistake of lying to me Danzo. I know every little thing you're going to do. That's beside the point. I'm going to reactivate ROOT." The third Hokage would then say, getting the attention of his best friend.
"Why are you doing this?" He finds himself asking while inside, he can't help but feel like a killer getting permission to kill freely.
"Because Minato's sacrifice was a wake-up for us and the village. We need to do whatever it takes to make our enemies not attack us while we're weak, all the while still having time to recover our businesses as well our Shinobi system." Hiruzen explains, getting a nod from the war hawk.
"I do agree but who is going to be in charge of it?" Danzo asks but a raised eyebrow from Hiruzen shuts his mouth, quickly understanding that it would be him as long as he found himself not overstepping his boundaries.
"I trust that you won't go behind my back. If I am to trust you, then I shall give you an epithet worthy of your loyalty." The elder Sarutobi member would then say to his best friend.
"I don't think that it's necessary. I am simply what is necessary for the good of the village."
"Nonsense, I hereby declare you to be the Shadow Hokage. This would mean that if I am not present in the village or dead you will be the Hokage until a suitable successor is found."
"I see. Very well, I accept this position. In return, I will show you how to put on Lie detector Seals on Shinobi so that we can always be one step ahead of our enemies." Danzo replies.
With that, the two Light and Darkness of the Shinobi world would then walk out of the room and with one objective.
Make sure that Naruto becomes the most powerful jinchurikki in history.
-Timeskip-
I wake up in the Third Hokage's arms, as the memories of Minato and Kushina's deaths enter my brain, forcing me to shut my mouth to not alert Hiruzen that I'm awake.
'Well, this is a gonna end well.' I thought, staring at a ton of adults and my eyes found themselves glaring a Danzo, who was sitting next to Hiruzen and was sporting a rare grin on his face.
Wait a second...
Why is he surrounded by his ROOT Shinobi?!
Second, how the fuck is ROOT even active?!
I'm pretty sure that it gets reactivated when Danzo becomes Hokage during the Kage Summit Arc.
This isn't good.
Now my knowledge of Naruto is out of the FUCKING window.
...
...
...
But maybe I can use this to my advantage 'cause if Danzo's ROOT is active then maybe Jiraiya and Tsunade will stick around this time and who knows, maybe I'll get even stronger because of that.
"I can imagine why you are here but for the sake of democracy, let's hear you out," Hiruzen says as almost immediately, I'm suffocated by the killer intent in this room.
Skill gained.
Detect Killer Intent (Active/Passive) LVL: 1/25 [10%]
Description: This allows you to detect someone else's killer's intent, also known as their will to murder.
Range: 1 meter.
Cost: 10 CP per second.
Well, at least I get something out of it.
"Kill that child! It is the Kyuubi reborn!" A man shouts angrily, pointing his finger at me in rage.
He's then joined by other civilians, who pretty much shout the same shit that he's spewing.
'Geez, you'd think I was a celebrity anything with the amount of death threats I'm getting.' I thought before a huge wave of killer intent washed over the room while tried to try to not suffocate due to the pressure put on me.
Skill [Detect Killer Intent] has levelled up by one!
Skill [Detect Killer Intent] has levelled up by one!
Skill [Detect Killer Intent] has levelled up by one!
Skill [Detect Killer Intent] has levelled up by one!
Skill [Detect Killer Intent] has levelled up by one!
Skill [Detect Killer Intent] has levelled up by one!
Skill [Detect Killer Intent] has levelled up by one!
Well, that was unexpected but unwelcome.
My range can now go up to half a kilometre, which is very good as I'll be able to sense other people a bit better with this [Skill].
"You have all gathered here today for me to make this announcement. This child, Naruto is the son of the late Fourth Hokage, Minato Namikaze as well as his defunct wife, Kushina Uzumaki. I expect you to treat him like the hero he is." Hiruzen says as my eyes widen into shock and Danzo notices this.
"Hiruzen, it would seem our guest is awake."
Almost immediately, I can feel everyone's eyes focus on me but I'm trying not to throw a hissy fit because of how obvious I made myself look.
Now, I won't be able to hear what Hiruzen has to say regarding my future in this village.
"So it would seem. well, Naruto, I suppose you would like to stay and listen to all of this so I will until Tsunade comes to pick you up." Sarutobi says again as I release a sigh of deep relief.
"I refuse this! There's no way that demon can be the son of our beloved Hokage! It must've been that Uzumaki whore! I knew we should've killed when we had the chance! I knew it! I knew it! I knew-" An overweighted man would shout out before getting his head cut clean off by Torune, one of Danzo's main guards as I stared at the blood gushing out of his neck with a weird fascination.
So this is what a Jounin could do to a civilian.
"I'm sorry, I wasn't quite clear when I said this a few moments ago. YOU will treat him with the same level of respect you treated Minato with and if I find out you've been mistreating him in any shape or form, you're going to wish Sensei Hashirama and Madara Uchiha were alive to stop me. Is that clear?" Hiruzen says with authority as the people present in the room all find themselves nodding at his words.
"Now that that's been cleared off, I will also be changing a few things regarding academic functions to have new Shinobis be competent in the..." I can't hear the rest of what he's saying because oddly enough, I find myself in the arms of a woman who looks like a younger version of Shizune.
"Here he is, Lady Tsunade. This is your godson, Naruto Namikaze Uzumaki." Shizune says before handing me to one of the legendary Sannin as Jiraiya stares at me with an odd look.
"I think we're going to stay here Shizune. Just long enough for Naruto to be all grown up." Tsunade says solemnly, staring into my eyes as Jiraiya scoffs haughtily.
"Really? Why oh why would you even want to raise the thing that killed the closest thing you had to a daughter?!" Jiraiya shouts angrily as Tsunade hands me to Shizune and punches the Pervert in the face, making me laugh a bit as I couldn't help but find this funny.
"You know damn well that Kushina sacrificed herself to save her son. She trusts both of us to take care of him!" She yells back at him.
"Wrong! She trusts you to take care of that freak! I'm doing jack shit with that being. As far as I'm concerned, that demon can rot with the rest of its kind in hell!"
"He's not a demon Jiraiya. Why can't you be a bit more selfless for once in your life?" Tsunade says sadly as Jiraiya scoffs once more.
"Because, he's not worth my kindness and if you had any brain cells left, you'd know that boy you're holding is the being that will kill us all. Don't believe me, ask Minato" Jiraiya says before leaping into who knows where.
"Don't worry lady Tsunade, I won't abandon you like Jiraiya did. I'll help take care of Naruto." Shizune tells her Sensei.
"Thanks Shizune. Let's get settled at Minato's house. We'll figure out what to do after a good night's sleep."
With that, the three of us head to Minato and Kushina's house and along the way, Shizune makes it clear that she intends to be my big sister, something I can't refute as I can litterally not talk and voice my personal feelings in the matter.
I guess I'll have to live with it.
We reach the Uzumaki house within a few minutes of walking, which is a good thing 'cause I really need to sleep soon.
This body is that of a baby so it will be required and for now, I suppose that
I sense a ping going off in my head so I use my mind to voice activate it.
REP increase with Tsunade Senju for being a ray of hope in her darkness!
REP increase with Shizune Kato for quickly turning into the best big sister in the world!
REP decreases with Jiraiya for reminding him of what Konoha's lost.
What?!
What did I do to you?!
It's not my fault that Minato and Kushina jumped in front of Kurama's claw to save me.
Whatever.
This shit is way too complicated so I'm going to sleep.
With that, I fall asleep in Tsunade's arms as she hums a sweet melody to help me sleep.
END!
So...I know I've got a ton of fics that I need to do but this wouldn't leave my head so I got to working and used Konoha's gamer as the blueprint for shit I probably won't be doing for a while and all the while using my brain to create this.
I am going to warn you, Naruto will be strong but only when the academy starts.
Don't want another mistake like most of my fics to happen, now do we?
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