A/N

Chapters will range from cute and lovey-dovey to naughty and oh-my-gawd-where's-the-eye-bleach? Be prepared!

Yes, I borrowed the Instant Transmission sound from Team Fourstar. It makes more sense in a written story than a bunch of random letters.

*Pop*

Goku lowered two fingers from his forehead and scanned his new surroundings. He blinked. Wait a minute, this isn't –. He found himself in a crowded, dimly lit venue with loud music and colorful lighting. One side of the spacious room hosted a number of privacy booths, while the other had a luxurious bar area. The center area was decorated with various tables and a wide open place to do what looked like some sort of dancing.

The saiyan looked around to look for his friend. He really needed his help with this particular issue. Goku felt his ki originate from this building, so he should be in the right place.

When he started scanning the crowd more thoroughly, a strange feeling rose up from his lower belly. The type of feeling that screamed you shouldn't be here. Most attendees were wearing clothes that covered a lot except for the parts that mattered. Others were simply naked. He spotted a few groups of people drinking, while others were engaging in activities that included exchanging bodily fluids in various creative ways. This is weird. He looked over his shoulder to get a closer look at the booths and he wondered what purpose they served.

A strapping man with a handsome, exotic face, weird spiky hair and wearing orange martial arts gi looked a little out of place in this environment. So it didn't take long for someone to notice the confused looking stranger. "Hello handsome, can I help you?"

Goku turned around and saw a blonde, young woman. She was wearing high heeled boots, white panties with a fluffy round tail, a white corset and a headband with large bunny ears. She had a suggestive look on her face. The young lady reminded Goku of Bulma, but he couldn't pin-point why. "Hi there. I hope so! I'm a little lost here ya see." He gave an awkward chuckle while he scratched his temple.

The woman looked him up and down. He's hot, but his choice of costume is weird. "You don't look like you come here often. Are you here to swing with your partner or are you ridin' solo?"

Swing? Goku looked around again to see if he missed anything. He didn't see any swings.

She looked like a nice young lady, so she'll probably help him if he asks nicely. "I'm looking for my friend. Can ya help me find him, please? I sensed his energy signal here, but I don't see him anywhere."

"Your friend?" She asked, a little confused. "A guy?" Shame.

"Yep! My friend! Can ya help me?"

"That depends. Who is your 'friend'?" This guy gives off some weird vibes.

"Yamcha!"

"Yamcha huh? You mean the famous baseball player?"

"Yep! That's the one! Is he here?" The warrior's face lit up.

"I'm sorry mister, but most people prefer it if their friends don't know that they're here."

"Huh? Why not?" Goku blinked.

"This is a swingers club, sir." She answered hesitantly while pointing at the floor. The waitress cocked an eyebrow at Goku. Clearly discomposed by the man's confusing behavior.

He stared at her. I guess the swings must be in those little rooms. "Well, if ya won't help me, I'll go look for him myself then." He said while rubbing his chin, before he turned on his heels and headed towards the booths.

"WAIT MISTER!"

Goku stopped in his tracks and turned back to the bunny lady.

"You can't just go and enter the privacy booths!"

"Why not? How do I find Yamcha then?" He had a desperate look on his face. "Look, I'm in a lot of trouble! I'm gonna play a battle of 'baseball' with the gods next week and I need Yamcha to teach me the basics. I gotta know how to win that fight!" He clawed at the air, hoping to convince her to see the urgency of the situation.

The woman's eyes went wide and her mouth fell open while she stared at Goku. Baseball with the gods? What's he on? He doesn't look drunk. This guy is really weird.

Seeing that he wasn't getting any directions and feeling the urge to leave this place as soon as possible, Goku gave her a thumbs up. "I'll be careful not to disturb the swinging people." He smiled at her and proceeded to walk towards the booths again. Heeding the woman's warning, he kept a little distance as he scanned the ki's behind the first door. Yamcha's not in there. On to the next one.

Five doors later, he found him. Gotcha! Goku made his way towards the booth and opened the door to greet his buddy.

"GOKU!? What the hell man!?" A wide-eyed Yamcha shouted.

"Fuck dude!" A very startled man yelled at the saiyan, while a woman kneeling on the floor screamed in a high pitched voice.

Slightly fazed, Goku observed the scene in front of him. Yamcha was dressed in just an opened button up shirt and his pubes. Which were shaved in the shape of an arrow pointing downwards. The unknown man was wearing a pair of jeans with his fly unzipped and his bits out. Goku was unfamiliar with the woman's garments, but it looked like she was wrapped in black duct tape, covering only the essentials.

Goku couldn't make any sense of the situation so he decided to ignore it and go straight to business. "Hi Yamcha, glad I found ya! Look man, I really need your help." He put his palms together in front of his forehead in prayer position and hunched over a little. "I need you to tell me about –"

"GET OUT!" All three of them yelled at the oblivious orange clad warrior.

The shocked saiyan put his palms up and waved them at the trio. "Ok, ok, I'll wait outside." He laughed nervously. Blissfully unaware of his trespassing, he walked backwards towards the door.

Yamcha gave a loud groan, followed by a sigh. "Goku, I'll drop by your place tomorrow. Just get away from here, would you dude?" Yamcha's voice was monotone. He seemed a little shocked, but mostly unimpressed.

Goku put two fingers to his forehead and nodded at his friend. "Sure thing! Thanks Yamcha. I'll be waitin'!" He smiled and then *pop* vanished.

The man and woman looked like they just experienced the weirdest 30 seconds of their lives. They went from horrified to spooked to confused within that timespan. They stared in awe at the empty space Goku magically disappeared from. Did that man just vanish!?

Yamcha looked at his couple and sighed. "That's Goku for you. Strongest dude in the universe, but dense as a rock. Don't worry though. He's cool, he won't talk."

They moved their eyes from the empty space to Yamcha and blinked at the athlete. What the hell just happened?