Well long time to get here but now it's time to get the Kool-Aid Reserve but will it be easy one way to find out.
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J and N Superstar Saga Chapter 10
The Kool-Aid Man
J and N were in the Koolaidria woods, looking for the legendary Kool-Aid Reserve in order to cure King Dedede. They met the guardian of the woods Cherrymon who guards the way to the sanctuary the drink is hidden. But he won't let them past until the find three Kool-Aid fruits coloured white, red and purple.
So far, they found the white and red Kool-Aid fruits so all that is left the purple one, so they go and take the path they didn't take in the left area of the forest.
They fought their way past more Tribesman and Woodmon which the more they fought the easier they were to take out and quicker as well. They soon come to a cave entrance with a sign.
"Purple Kool-Aid Cave." N reads it "Sounds like we're on the right track."
"Yeah, obviously that is the case" J said with a nod
They both enter the cave and luckily for them their seemed to be no enemies, but they were cautious as they explored the cave's caverns and using the special pedal pads bridges to cross large gaps but soon, they find the Purple Kool-Aid fruit and claim it.
"Huh…that might've been the easiest one you got." V said on the phone.
"Yeah, but we have all three now, let's get them to Cherrymon" J said
"I see an exit there; we can use it as a short cut." N said smiling
J agrees and the two exit the cave doorway near them and make their way back to Cherrymon. Once their J hands him the three fruits to him.
"As requested, we gathered the Kool-Aid fruits you asked for." J said with a nod.
"You have found all three Kool-Aid fruit types. I am amazed." Cherrymon said looking at the fruits and then cries saying "Very well. You pass. Very well. Go. I will sleep now. Good night." He then steps to the side and goes to sleep.
"Well now we can go." N said smiling.
Just then two familiar figures run up, Phil and Rookie aka Vrak with amnesia. The two hearing them turn and yelp out seeing them.
"Yes! Ohhh, yes! The path is open!" Rookie cheers happily.
"We were stuck and couldn't get past here, you, see?" Phil said with a grin "Hiding here and waiting for a couple of saps was brilliant! All right, Rookie! Let's not waste any more time! We're golden you see!" He and Rookie rush past the drones heading down the now open path.
"No! We can't let them get the Kool-Aid Reserve!" J said shocked.
"Let's get after them J!" N said quickly
The two drones then follow them down the path trying to catch up. The rush down the path and some up some naturally made steps to a tree with a large open doorway and hurry in.
As they move in they find the inside of the tree was like a temple and as they get into the main area they see at the back a barrel filled with red liquid and next to it was a figure that resembled Tingle but he was wearing red briefs worn over a green full-body jumpsuit with a pointy head and ears.
"What do idiots drink? So-duhhhh!" The man said to the barrel of liquid that reacts by shaking and making a noise almost like laughing. "What do sodas call their dads? Pop!" The liquid reacts the same way again "A hippie's favourite soda? Granola cola!" The liquid again makes the laughing noise.
"Um, hey there. Who are you?" J asked as she and N go to him
"My name is…Tingle." The man said without facing them then he looks at them "And not only am I a reincarnation of a fairy but I'm also…the ultimate comedian, with the laughing and the chortling and the har har HAR!"
"Hey, is that barrel of liquid the Kool-Aid Reserve?" N asked curious.
"If it is, we kind of need it" J said nodding
"Yes, my friends." Tingle said with a nod "Indeed…. what you see before you is the most legendary of sodas…The Kool-Aid Reserve…And I am pleased to tell you, this Kool-Aid Reserve…is yours to enjoy." Tingle said with a grin.
"Oh, thank yo…" N said but J stopped him.
"N…something doesn't feel right about this." J said suspicious.
"Har hee HAR!" Tingle laughs as he said "I have worked on Kool-Aid Reserve for 1000 years…. Telling it joke after joke, so it would mature, and then mature some more, and then yet more…Until at last the greatest soda of all would be completed with the fizz and the tastiness." He turns his back to them "Because it is a soda of such high caliber and repute…rude guests meet a fate such as this…Kooloo-Limpah!" He twirls and then lowered from about was Phil and Rookie trapped in barrels looking badly beaten up.
"What the?!" J said surprised
"What happened to them?!" N asked surprised.
"Th-That's no ordinary soda, see?" Phil called out to them. "We can't stand up to such a beverage!" Vrak cried out in annoyance.
"The great Kool-Aid Reserve is a thing to savour, with the flavour and tang and yum in the belly!" Tingle tells J and N. The barrel shakes as the liquid form eyes looking at J and N.
"Oh no." J said worried.
"Oh no." N said also worried
"Oh no." Phil and Rookie both said.
The barrel bursts open to reveal the Kool-Aid liquid in a glass jug it somehow formed with arms and legs with a smiling face on the front and it said "OH YEAHHHH!" the remnants of the barrel form weapons, the wood forming a shield while the metal forms a sword, the Kool-Aid Reserve has become the Kool-Aid Man. He then spins around and knocks into Phil and Rookie sending them flying out of the sanctuary.
Tingle happily leaps into the air like he was a ballet dancer and said "Ahhh…It's so wonderful…So wonderful…. The great soda shines…" He lands and looks at the still spinning Kool-Aid Man and then back to J and N as he added "However! That was not the only hidden soda power that my jokes have bred over those 1000 years!" He then spins to the side as the Kool-Aid Man comes and stops spinning to face J and N. "Now I insist you fully experience the texture, taste and aroma of Kool-Aid Reserve! Enjoy!"
"Okay N, looks like we going to have to calm this beverage down!" J said ready to fight.
"Alright, not like we have a choice!" N said nodding.
The fight begins with Kool-Aid Man seeing mean liquid versions of himself at N who uses his Chainsaw hands to block the attacks but was hit by one.
"Let's see how you handle this" J said doing the Super Splash Duos which she performs well doing some major damage to the beverage. Kool-Aid Man then switches his weapons hand, so he was no long blocking with the shield and his sword turns into a blaster.
"Alright my turn!" N said as he performs Super Bounce Duos with J and they successful in dealing some good damage. Kool-Aid man goes back to sword and shield and sends mini versions of himself at J, but she slices them all with her sword hands.
"Worked well last time, let's go for 2 for 2" J said smiling and does Super Splash Duos again and it was just as effective. Kool-Aid Man switches to gun and shield again.
"We're doing good J, let's keep up the pressure" N said smiling as they do Super Bounce Duos again for another successful attack. Kool-Aid goes back to sword and shield and sends mini hims at J again who destroys them.
The cycle repeats a third time with J and N doing their Super Duos moves on Kool-Aid man, but after N's go, Kool-Aid Man doesn't switch back from gun and shield and uses the gun to fire Kool-Aid bullets at N who dodges the first but is hit by the second.
"Let's give regular Splash Duos a go" J said, and they do so, Kool-Aid man switches back to sword and shield.
"I will stick with the Super version for me" N said as he and J so Super Bounce Duos on the Kool-Aid Man doing more damage. The beverage switches to gun and shield and fires Kool-Aid shots at the two drones who dodge the attacks.
J performs another Splash Duos successfully while N this time uses his Chainsaw hands attack, Kool-Aid man blocks with his shield which takes the damage. Kool-Aid Man then fires Kool-Aid bullets at the two who dodge it. J also attacks with her sword hands which Kool-Aid Man blacks with his shield. N then jumps and slashes on top of the Kool-Aid man. The beverage fires again but the two avoid the bullets.
"Alright, let's give this new skill a try" J said as they go to perform Chopper Duos which result in J slamming N down with her fist hand, jumping on top of him and he jumps ujp sending her into the air then as she comes down, she rapid spins with her sword hands on Kool-Aid man for a lot of damage, but Kool-Aid blocks with his shield. However, it was enough to destroy the shield leaving Kool-Aid man to have on arm with a gun hand and a sword hand as more metal from the barrel comes to form the sword. But then the Kool-Aid Man loses the weapons and is more reserved.
"Must be close now" N said smiling as he jumps and slashes the Kool-Aid Man.
"Right low on energy for the special attacks" J said as she takes some Super Energon to recharge the energy.
Just then Tingle comes out in the field and looks at Kool-Aid Man and said, "Do bats like baseball?" This makes Kool-Aid man laugh as he heals up some energy as Tingle leaves. He then goes up and punches J who fails to block with her swords. N on his turn was low on special attack energy as well and has some Super Energon as well to recharge.
"Right, let's do this" J said as they perform Chopper Duos again but mess up as J trips on N coming up, but they still do some damage to Kool-Aid Man.
Tingle comes up again for another joke and said to Kool-Aid Man "Funny pigs are really hams!" Kool-Aid Man laughs again and heals the damage he just taken. He then attacks J again doing more damage. J groans as she was very hurt now.
"J quick let's take this" N said holding out two Dreamland candies which are like nanites but for both of them and they eat the cadies and both heal up.
"Alright, let's not screw up this time and take this beverage down!" J said as they do Chopper Duos' again and are successful this time and J does a lot of damage to Kool-Aid Man. Tingle returns and tells the same joke he did before, but Kool-Aid Man still laughs and heals some of the damage he took. Kool-Aid Man moves to attack J but she knocks him away with her sword "Not this time!"
"Let's give my new Duos move a go." N said as he and J perform Knockback Duos. It has N make J miniature then using his hand feature to knock J into the Kool-Aid Man like a golf ball for major damage which he does successfully, and J instantly reverts back to normal size.
"Hopefully this finishes it." J said as they do Chopper Duos again and are successful with it.
"Oh nooooo…." Kool-Aid Man lets out as he wobbles and glows and explodes collapsing as he is defeated, dropping the Tingle Badge.
The Kool-Aid Man transforms back into a barrel of the Kool-Aid Reserve upon it being defeated. Tingle was angered as he screamed out "Noooooooo! B-but the jokes! The puns! The humour I've saved up over the last 1000 years!"
In his anger he twirls around and stomps onto the floor and it was enough to make it give way to a square shaped hole that the Kool-Aid Reserve, J and N fell down into.
"So long!" Tingle said to them
We come to an underground area where the Kool-Aid Reserve lands and it okay, J screams as she falls into the barrel, and it topples over. N meanwhile lands on an area a distance away from it.
"You okay N?" Uzi asked concerned on the phone.
"Yeah, I'm good." N said getting up.
"Good, J is a bit away from you, but you might be able to reach her." Uzi added.
N nods and begins to make his way though the caverns, he had to deal with some Tribesman on his own, but it wasn't too much for him to handle. He even found a badge facing them known as the Get the Jump Badge. Soon he finds the barrel J was in
"J you, okay?!" N asked concerned
"Y-Yeah I just…ugh…" J groans and rolls the barrel, and it ends up in the river.
"Ah!" N yelps and jumps onto the barrel "Well, time to set sail." N stands on it and hopes this will take them to Dreamland castle.
Well they managed to get the Kool-Aid Reserve but now they are stuck by the current of a river, we will see if they make it back to Dreamland Castle okay.
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