Well everyone, Happy April Fool's!

Now that I got that out of the way let me just say that "April Fools Blank" sort of inspired this chapter, while the episode isn't considered canon because of how crazy it was, I only considered it canon that Tori has a fondness for the holiday and unfortunately for her, so does her wife, heh heh.

That being said, enjoy as you read some very funny flashbacks.

Tori walked around the apartment in stealth mode, at least she believed so but for anyone else who could've seen her, she looked rather foolish going around in her tip toes.

If anything, had Jade been around to witness such display, she would've taken a picture and mocked her wife's so-called stealth.

But she wasn't… For now, Tori knew her spouse was hiding somewhere, ready to strike when the best chance came.

"I know you're there somewhere Jade." Tori thought. "You're not getting me this year! Because I'm going to get you before the day ends!"

The Half-Latina loved April Fools, growing up it was the best way to get back at Trina for being such a pain in the ass all year round without repercussions from their parents.

When she was seven, Tori has put honey in Trina's shampoo bottle, she has screamed like a banshee but it was worth it seeing the look on her face.

When she was twelve, Tori made Trina's teeth green, she didn't dare open her mouth for a month, it was such a quiet time in the Vega household and Trina never once dared to accept bubble gum from her sister.

Around the time they both went to Hollywood Arts, she had gotten so mad at her older sister for calling Jade "Wicked Witch West" that Tori super-glued a beard to Trina's face while she was taking her "beauty sleep" and as a result, she resembled the bearded lady and refused to leave the house until her face was hair free.

Their father later joked that Trina was like the son he never had after he taught her how to shave.

Needless to say, his eldest daughter was not amused and refused to talk about the event ever again.

She also learned that calling her sister's girlfriend bad names was something that wasn't going to be tolerated, in Tori's eyes no one, not even her sibling had the right to call Jade a witch. Granted, the thespian wasn't bothered by being called such a thing but the Latina sure was.

"She's not a witch!" Tori raged internally. "Jade just has a tough exterior with a good heart, she just doesn't show it very often."

When the pale teen learned what happened, she was mad; not because she cared about her sister in law's predicament (which she found amusing) but because she didn't need Vega to defend her, she could do that herself.

Then of course she would ask for a photo of "Trina, the bearded teen."

Tori didn't exactly know why Jade being called a witch set her off, probably because of that dream she had while in high school where she dreamed of her as an actual scary witch while she was a fairy in a puffy pink dress and tiara, she felt guilty that her subconscious would put Jade in such a negative light.

She never told her wife about that part of the dream.

Anyway, after seeing how merciless Tori was towards her sister on April Fools, Jade was somewhat impressed, after all, the older Vega was such an easy target it with her diva act that would be impossible not to toy with her but there was also a side to the Latina the thespian was in the dark about and wanted to explore it.

No one ever dared to prank Jade on April Fool's because it was seen like the last thing you would do if you tried but she gave Tori permission to prank her, but only because she wanted see if her girlfriend could actually pull a fast one on her.

So she made a promise, if Tori ever pulled a successful prank of her then Jade would wear pink for an entire month.

Years later and now happily married, her spouse has yet to actually achieve her goal, mainly because Jade was always ten steps ahead.

Jade made sure that no one would dare to prank her girlfriend or they would feel her wrath, she however didn't say she couldn't be a part of the holiday, case and point of course Tori was determined to win that she forgot the first rule of April Fool's, the prankster can and will get pranked.

"Oh, look who's covered in slime." The Goth taunted with a Southern accent. "If it isn't little Sally Peaches."

"I DON'T TALK LIKE THAT!"

That was the first time Jade pranked Tori on April Fool's and it wouldn't be the last as each year no matter how hard the she tried, the Half-Latina just couldn't get back at her girlfriend.

Ironically, Trina who once bad-mouthed Jade now was her "biggest fan" as she was technically giving her little sister some comeuppance for the years of April Fools pranks.

"That's a good one!" Trina laughed. "Wish I thought of… It."

The older Vega began to scratch uncontrollably, her satisfaction disappearing as an intense itching overcame her chest.

"What's happening to me?!" She bellowed. "Why does it itch?!"

"Well… you could have fleas." Jade mocked. "Or maybe someone put some itching powder in your bra."

"YOU DID WHAT?!"

"Yeah… And the itching on your panties should start any second now."

"AAAAHHHHHH!"

Trina ran away, trying to get away from the itching… Which ended with her going commando for the rest of the day.

Her sister pranking her was bad enough, now she also had to look out for her psychotic girlfriend.

Tori shook her head, going down memory lane was an activity for another time, right now she needed her full attention at the task at hand.

"Jade's not going to get me this time."

coo roo coo roo.

"AH! TAKE THIS!"

As she bellowed, Tori blindly threw a mini-pie she was holding which hit a pigeon that had landed on the open window, the moment it was struck, the poor bird was covered in pieces of the food.

"Oh… My bad."

The pigeon shook away some of the pie and flew away, Tori could've sworn she saw the bird giving her… the bird.

She then heard someone laughing.

"I know that laughter." She muttered. "My sneaky wife is close… Very close."

Tori followed the sound of the laughs until she finally collided with a door, the kicker here is that it's their bedroom door.

"She's been there all this time?" The Half-Latina wondered. "No… She couldn't, Jade can't be losing her touch… Can she? Unless it's a trick! Yeah, nice try West! You're not getting me so easily! I know what you're up to and its not going to work! I have eyes in the back of my head!"

The moment she turned around, Tori knew she shouldn't have said that.

"Oh crud."

A big dancing lobster was in front of her and it tackled her to the floor.

"NO! GET AWAY! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE REAL!"

But the dancing lobster kept her on the ground as she struggled to get free, only for it to randomly to stand up and ran away making "Woop woop woop woop!" sounds.

Tori was speechless for a moment before the laughter was heard once more, coming from the bedroom.

"I knew I shouldn't have told Jade about that dream I had!" She chided herself. "It was only a matter of time till she used it against me!"

The door opened, Tori took the opportunity and went inside, jumping with a dramatic "AH-HA! I GOT YOU NOW! I GOT SHRIMP! LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT WHEN I PUT IT IN YOUR BRA!"

She however was met with an empty room.

"Huh?"

Tori slowly began to take little steps, it wouldn't surprise her if Jade somehow booby trapped their bedroom, suddenly a hand came from under the bed and grabbed the Latina's leg.

"AHHHH!"

She lost het footing and dropped, crawling away from the bed until she recognized the hand and more importantly what was on it.

A wedding ring.

"What the?... JADE?!"

Her suspicion was confirmed when her wife laughed yet again, coming from under the bed with a sadistic glee in her eyes.

"Oh Vega." Jade snickered. "Sometimes you're too damn easy."

"That wasn't funny!" Tori snapped. "You almost gave me a heart attack!"

"I beg to differ… It was plenty funny."

"Says you!"

"Yeah, says me." Jade grinned before helping her spouse to her feet." But don't worry, my pranks were never meant to kill you Vega, just scar you."

"Oh! Well that's better then!" Tori replied sarcastically. "It wasn't enough that you scare the poop out of me but you also had to taunt me with that dancing lobster outside!"

"I just couldn't resist, Vega."

"Who was in the costume anyway?"

"That was Trina." Jade replied. "I gave her the chance to get even with you, but don't worry… Her victory will be short lived."

"Jade…" Tori said worriedly. "What did you do?"

"Who?" The director asked innocently. "Me?"

Trina was outside trying to get the lobster costume off without much success.

"This cannot be happening!" She screamed. "It's stuck! JADE! I know this is your doing! This cannot get any worse."

As if the universe decided to prove her wrong, another dancing lobster walked by, noticing Trina, both claws over his heart as if to say "I claw you."

Trina seeing this made a few steps backwards before she ran away, the lobster in love going after her.

"DAMN YOU JADE!"

Back in the house, Jade felt victorious, a smug smile on her face.

"Yet again my dear Vega, you failed you prank me."

"Don't get cocky, baby." Tori said. "The day's not over yet."

"True, but you'd have to get pretty early to put a fast one on…."

The moment the pale woman sat on the bed, a fart sound was heard and it was a big one.

"My, my" Tori teased. "You really should look where to sit, Jade."

"What the?" Jade jumped, noticing a lump from under the sheets. "Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me!"

She removed the bedsheets to see what was underneath, once her suspicions had been confirmed, Jade gave her wife an incredulous look. "A whoopie cushion? Really Vega?"

"Hey it worked didn't it?" Tori retorted. "I figured, why not go back to basics after trying way too many over the top pranks which also means I can finally say APRIL FOOL'S JADE! HA! I GOT YOU! I GOT YOU GOOD!"

Tori then began to do a little victory dance.

Jade knew why, she said that Tori had to prank her but didn't specify on how the prank had to be carried out.

Which meant.

"Oh crap… Pink!"

Later that night Tori was eagerly anticipating to look at her wife who was still getting ready.

"This is going to be great!" The Half-Latina cheered. "After so many years of saying no to me when I ask her to try on anything pink, I finally get my reward!"

Once the door finally opened, Jade came out, wearing nothing but black.

"What the hell Jade?!" Tori snapped. "You're still wearing the same clothes!"

"Very observant Vega."

"The deal was that you would wear pink for a month!"

"Yes, that was the deal." Jade agreed. "And you know I never back out from my promises, you just have to think where is the pink clothing?"

"Huh?"

"I'm wearing pink bra and undies."

"What?! You are?!" Tori exclaimed. "Let me see!"

"Nope! Sorry!"

"Why not?"

"Because my dear Vega." Jade teased. "I'd said I would wear pink, I never said anyone had to see it."

"Oh, come on!" Tori complained. "That's not fair!"

"Who ever said life was fair?"

The thespian then walked away with a smirk, moving her hips to tease her spouse.

"Loopholes!" The Latina thought annoyed. "Always think of the loopholes!"

And Done! Took longer than I expected to write this one, al previous holidays so far have been focused on Tori, so I decided to make April Fool's Jade's holiday since she always is several steps ahead, much to Tori's chagrin.

Anyway, what are your thoughts on this one, Good? Bad? Decent?

So see you all on Mother's Day.

Invader Johnny Signing Off.