Happy Birthday to Jade West and more importantly Liz Gillies who portrays our favorite psychopath in the show, XD.

Truth be told, this is by far the shortest chapter in my opinion because after writing so many Birthday chapters for Jade in my "Parenthood" saga, I sorta ran out of ideas, nevertheless I tried to write something simple yet meaningful because this is the first year Jade's celebrating her birthday with her wife.

All in all, do enjoy my latest chapter.

"Oh, fuck me Jade!" Tori said happily. "You know you want to."

"I do Vega." Jade smirked. "But I think you want me to fuck you more than I want to."

"What makes you say that?" The Latina teased.

"Aside from the nice show I'm getting?"

Case and point, Tori Vega was as naked as the day she was born, well… Almost.

As it turns out the Latina had some whip cream covering some parts of her body, she wiggled her eyebrows in a way that made her wife go crazy.

"Hungry, baby?"

"I'm starving, Vega."

"Well, dinner is served!"

"Dinner in bed?" Jade grinned. "How did you know this is what I wanted after a long day?"

"I have my ways."

"You even made my favorite." Jade praised "Cheesecake Vega."

"Only the best for my lovely wife."

"Lovely?" The former Goth asked, narrowing her eyes. "I don't like that word."

"Why not?"

"Because we you and I both know what you mean by lovely."

"That I see my wife as the apple of my eye?" Tori questioned playfully. "Speaking of which, your dinner's getting cold."

"My dinner can wait." Jade said. "Vega, I know that face."

"What face?" Tori asked. "I'm just smiling."

"Exactly!"

"Huh?" The Latina asked confused. "Jade you're not making any sense."

"Aren't I?" Her wife said evenly. "Vega, I known you since we were sixteen, I been a part of your plans for years and guess what? I know when you're planning something; I can tell apart your scheming smile from your happy ass smile, your cheeks get bigger when you're happy, like a chipmunk! but when your scheming? Your pupils get bigger and your smile is not as wide, so cough it up Vega, what are you planning?"

Nothing!" Tori snapped. "Is it too hard to believe that I want to show my lovely wife some affection?"

"AHA!" Jade pointed at her. "There it is again! You used lovely to describe me!"

"Since when is that a crime?"

"Since no one thinks of me as lovely!" The former Goth said ominously. "Scary? Yes! A Gank? Oh yeah! But lovely? Only if someone has a head injury."

"Well I happen to think that the woman I married is lovely!" Tori challenged. "I say it because I love you."

"And I don't doubt that Vega." Jade replied "But I still think you're up to something, you're too much of a prude to suddenly decide to have some spontaneous sex with whip cream, blindfold and music."

"I don't have a blindfold."

"I know, that was my idea." Jade shrugged. "Can't help if I want to give some suggestions."

Tori randomly shook the can of whip cream and put it across her mouth.

"How is this for spontaneous!" Tori snapped. "You want a kiss? You gotta get past my mustache and beard of cream!"

"Vega, that just makes you look less attractive."

Tori put some cream in her lower part of her body.

"Am I still less attractive?"

Jade's tongue went across her lips, she was getting hungrier by the minute, but she wouldn't budge, she was determined to find out what her wife was planning, that is until she heard something…

… Tori's phone.

It was the music for "Happy Birthday", this confused Jade because as far as she knew, no one had a birthday coming.

The Latina quickly turned off her phone.

"Damn alert." She groaned. "It ruined the mood."

"Vega?" The Thespian was curious now. "Whose birthday is it?"

Tori blinked several times.

"You're kidding right?"

"I only kid when something I find amusing happens." Jade said. "You know that Vega and I am not amused!"

"Jade, baby… Today's your birthday."

The pale woman's jaw dropped.

"From the look on your face I can guess that you forgot, didn't you?"

Jade finally relaxed, sitting next to her wife, Tori covered herself, not that the Thespian noticed when the Latina's body was not beneath the covers of their bed.

"Usually it's other people who forget my birthday." Jade said, almost like a whisper. "It never happened before that I wouldn't remember my own birthday."

Tori lovingly puts her hand on her wife's cheek, she gently moved her head so they could be eye to eye.

"Baby, I just wanted to give you a happy birthday." Tori said. "Granted, some birthday sex isn't the most original present but nonetheless it's one that brings us together because for a moment it lets me show you how much you mean to me, it lets me physically tell you how much I love you."

"That's corny Vega."

"Be that as it may… Jade, your birthday is a wonderful day, you may not like the memories you had growing up, but it's a day I look forward to."

"Why?"

"Because we get to celebrate the day you came into this world together." Tori replied softly. "If you hadn't been born, I wouldn't be happy."

"That's stupid Vega." Jade commented. "If I hadn't been born, I'm sure you would've found someone else."

"No I wouldn't!" Tori snapped. "You're the one that never made things easy for me! You're the one who gave me some of the best and worst moments on my life, moments I cherish equally because we grew as people together and more importantly, it's you who I want to grow old with! So Jade, your birthday's important to me because I get to celebrate this day wonderful woman in front of me!"

"You're still corny Vega." Jade said. "But damn it, only you would make my heart go faster."

"It's a gift."

Both women were about to kiss only for the door to their bedroom burst open.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

"AAAAAAHHHHH!"

Cat, Trina, Andre and Robbie were in front of the two screaming women, their friends were holding a cake, some balloons and present.

Andre and Robbie discreetly put the presents in front of their legs while Trina covered her eyes.

"I'M BLIND!"

Cat was the only one who took the sight calmly.

"Oh Tori! You're covered in whip cream!" Cat said obliviously happy. "My brother was once covered in cream to get a car… Sadly he didn't get it and now he's not allowed any car dealership in three states."

"EVERYBODY GET THE HELL OUT!" Jade bellowed angrily.

They didn't need to be told twice as Trina grabbed the two men by the ears, taking them out of the room while Cat screamed in fear.

Once the door closed Jade gazed at her wife who was now fully under the covers of their bed, hiding in embarrassment.

Jade pulled the covers and stared at her wife with a raised eyebrow.

"Care to explain?"

"I told them to be here by five to have a little get together so we could celebrate your birthday." Tori admitted with embarrassment. "I didn't expect them to get here early."

"Let that be a lesson for you Vega." Jade teased. "We celebrate first and we have sex later."

"JADE!"

Probably not the best chapter but I wanted to have something meaningful between Jade and Tori and to have her show her wife how much her birthday means to her.

Do tell me what are your thoughts on this one, like I said, I was running out of ideas for Jade's Birthday since I done several chapters about that for my Parenthood saga.

See you all on September 15, which is Mexico's independence day, I know that Tori is Half Puerto Rican in the show but in my fics I implied that she's Mexican, why? Because I'm Mexican and I want to put a bit of my heritage in my stories..

Example of these hints are moments when she called her kids "Mija" or "Mijo" in "Parenthood" which are contraptions of "My Daughter" and "My son" respectively which are often used in Mexico.

Invader Johnny Signing Off.