Here we are at Chapter 54. If everyone is crazy in one way or another, does that mean they're all normal too? Who knows, but I know it's time for more RWBY KEPL Chibi! For the one asking for the Taiyang suicide and Raven skit, sorry but I'm probably not going to do that one because it's way too weird, even for me. Anyway, I do not own RWBY. They belong to roosterteeth. I only own my OCs. Here's chapter 54. Enjoy.
Chapter 54: Sisters in Trouble
Skit 1: Payment Owed, Part 1
"Okay, so let me get this straight. Ren made you guys go through all those dance classes for the school dance... and you all nearly had psychotic breaks because he was acting like a drill seargent? Well, aside from Nora. She already had a psychotic break," Khazhak asks Pyrrha while they're in the school library returning some books one day.
"Yes. While I was surprised that he was good at dancing like Jaune, I was not expecting the normally zen Ren to be so demanding. Honestly, Professor Ozpin throwing us off a cliff was way less terrifying," Pyrrha sighs.
"Well, glad I don't live with him then. My sister likes dancing, but she's not nuts about it like your teammate," Khazhak notes as he puts the last book away.
"Ah, good, I was hoping to find you two," they both turn to find Shion approaching them.
"Professor Shion, what are you doing here? I thought your term as a substitute teacher was over for the time being," Pyrrha notes.
"It is, but that's not why I'm here. I need your help," Shion replies.
Khazhak raises an eyebrow, "Help with what?"
"You see, I was hired by/forced to help Winter with dealing with Yukari. She stated she wanted to protect your sister Voshkie'ahk's 'purity' and thought that by going into Yukari's dream with my semblance, I could find her weaknesses. The only weakness I found there was that she has nothing but Voshkie'ahk on her mind. Honestly, the experience was traumatizing," Shion explains.
"Remind me to skin that tramp alive later, will ya," Khazhak narrows his eyes.
"Back on point. Then Winter made my go into Voshkie'ahk's dream to find any weaknesses to use against Yukari there. Nothing too crazy this time, thankfully. All I saw was Yukari playing housewife to Voshkie'ahk while looking after their eight kids, with a ninth on the way. I don't even want to know how that could happen," Shion continues.
"Scratch that. Remind me to skin that tramp alive AND throw her into a woodchipper, will ya," Khazhak's eyes turn dark now.
"Khazhak, calm down. They were only dreams. Nothing happened and those things may not happen in the future. Besides, you were worried about Yukari doing something to Voshkie'ahk, but it looks like Voshkie'ahk takes charge in that relationship and keeps Yukari under control," Pyrrha tries to placate him.
"As I was saying, I'd like you two to help me get some payback on Winter for putting me through such an exhausting, frightening experience. I'll pay you with bonus credit for any one class of your choosing for you and your teams. So? Care to help me out?" Shion proposes.
"Hmm, bonus credit would help Jaune out with one of his classes. His grades aren't bad, but there's always room for improvement," Pyrrha thinks about it.
"If I can mess with Winter, then you've got yourself a deal. I just need to do one thing before that first," Khazhak says.
"What's that?" Shio asks.
"Pyrrha, if you hear any screaming, that's probably me about to rip Yukari's intestines out through her throat. Bye now," and Khazhak makes a break for it.
"Do you think... I just made things worse between them?" Shion asks, while Pyrrha just facepalms.
They start hearing screaming outside the building and the pair go to stop Khazhak before he murders Yukari and gets kicked out of the school.
Skit 2: Payment Owed, Part 2
After Pyrrha and Shion managed to keep Khazhak from murdering Yukari (again), with some help from Ruby, they continued their conversation on getting payback on Winter.
"Feel better now?" Pyrrha asks.
"No... but it's a start," Khazhak replies, looking grumpy since Yukari's still alive.
"Back to the topic on hand. Can I count on you two to help me deal with Winter?" Shion asks.
"I'm in," Khazhak says right away.
"I'm not sure this is a good idea. What if we get in trouble?" Pyrrha asks.
"Wouldn't be the first time for me. I don't give a hoot about the rules," Khazhak shrugs his shoulders.
"If anything happens, I'll take responsibility," Shion says.
"Okay, so exactly what did you want us to do?" Khazhak gets down to business.
"Just find a way to capture. Mess with her if you wish, but as long as you capture her and knock her out for a little while. I'll take over from there," Shion says.
Khazhak smirks, "I've got a few ideas,"
...
Winter Schnee walks through the halls of Beacon one day thinking about her next class and how Weiss is doing. However, as she goes further down the hall, she finds a photo of Weiss reading her homework on the ground. As she leans down to pick it up, her saber comes off her hip and starts floating in the air.
"What the-what's the meaning of this?' Winter watches in worry as her blade moves on its own.
Worse, the blade now splits in two and the two blades start flying around and attacking Winter. Winter makes a run for it. She runs and runs, but the blades keep chase, trying to separate her head from her shoulders on more than one occasion. As soon as she reaches an elevator door, she hits the button, only to get shocked by a large amount of volts that makes her pass out. The elevator doors open up, revealing a smirking Khazhak and a worried Pyrrha on the other side.
"She'll be okay, right?" Pyrrha asks as she drops Winter's blades at her sides thanks to her semblance.
"Who knows. Come on, let's get back to Shion," Khazhak shrugs his shoulders.
...
An unknown amount of time passes before Winter awakens, "...Huh... What? Wait, what's going on here?!" she finds herself tied to a chair.
"Oh, you're awake. I was wondering when you would finally come to," she hears and looks to see Khazhak, Pyrrha, and Shion standing before her. "Have pleasant dreams?" Khazhak asks.
"What is the meaning of this? I expect this kind of thing from you, Khazhak, but I expected better from you, Miss. Nikos!" Winter growls.
"Body pillow," Shion says out of the blue.
"Huh?" Winter blanks out.
"Oh, while you were asleep, I decided to delve into your dream. Imagine my surprise when I found a room full of photos of Weiss, daily measurements, worn clothing, portraits and pictures, and even a body pillow that shows her in her nightgown. I must say, I was quite disturbed. I thought better of you Winter, but clearly I was wrong," Shion says as Winter goes paler than normal.
"...You... You wouldn't dare..." Winter gets scared.
"I wonder what Weiss will think about this. Let's find out shall we," Shion walks away with Khazhak and Pyrrha following her.
"No, not that! Anything but that! Don't you tell her! NOOOO!" Winter screams as her chair falls with her.
Skit 3: Curiosity killed the Schnee
In one class, several of the boys are working out using the PE equipment the school provides. As future warriors, they must be in tip-top shape if they hope to stand a chance against the grimm. In one corner, Khazhak and Lloyd are lifting weights, the former benching 220 pounds and the latter benching 350 easy. Meanwhile, Porphyrius is doing pull-ups while having his own gravity weights on his legs for extra weight. Finally, Edom is on the treadmill, running alongside Ren and Jaune. However, the blonde seems to be reaching his limit if his wheezing is anything to go on.
"Jaune, perhaps you should stop, or at least slow down," Ren notes.
"No, I can... keep going... I just... need to... catch my-," and Jaune slips on the treadmill and gets sent flying.
He ends up getting sent out of the room through the open doorway. A doorway that's open to allow some of the girls to watch the boys workout. Those girls being Ruby, Yang, Nora, Pyrrha who goes to help Jaune, and Weiss.
"How long have they been going at this?" Yang asks.
Ruby checks her watch, "Uh, about 2 hours,"
"Dang... Just dang," Yang mutters in awe.
"Think they noticed us?" Weiss asks.
"I wouldn't be surprised if they did," Ruby responds.
Just then, Khazhak and Lloyd finish their weightlifting, "Alright guys, I think that's enough for today. We'll pick this up tomorrow. Ren, after making sure Jaune is still alive, try and find a suitable workout plan for him. Before he can reach our awesome level, he needs to reach the level five levels below us. Start with his conditioning," Khazhak says.
"Understood," Ren gives him a salute.
With that being said, the boys clean up and head to the men's locker room. The girls quickly hide so as not to get spotted.
"And if you ladies want to spy on us, try and do a better job at masking your presence. We could practically smell you all a mile away," Khazhak says before leaving.
The girls pop out from their hiding places, "I don't smell, do I?" Ruby sniffs herself.
"Well, just to be sure, I'm gonna go do my hair so it smells nice," Yang says.
"Ooh, I should probably take a shower," Ruby adds and the sisters leave.
"I gotta get Ren's workout drink ready... heh-heh-heh-heh," Nora snickers evilly.
Weiss watches them leave before getting a dastardly wicked idea. She follows the boys to the locker room and uses her semblance to stop the door from closing all the way. This way, she can sneak a peek and hopefully catch Edom without his clothes on. Well, he'd still have his mask on, but she wanted to see his physique for right now. She squints her eye through the crack in the door, hoping to catch Edom with his shirt off. However...
"And just what do you think you're doing, Miss Schnee?" she hears and quickly spins around to spot Professor Goodwitch behind her, arms crossed and tapping her foot.
"Professor Goodwitch?! I was just... doing some research on a paper I'm working on," Weiss rattles off an excuse.
"Oh really? Would that paper be about voyeurism and breaking school rules. Honestly, I expected far better from you, Miss Schnee. Come with me," she grabs Weiss' ear and starts pulling her along. "We're going to have a long discussion with your sister Winter."
"No, not that! Anything but that! NOOOOO!" Weiss screams in horror, but her cries go unheard, even by the boys in the boy's locker room.
And that's the chapter. One suggestion I split into those two skits because the idea was too big for just one if I wanted to write what I wanted to write for it. Until then, please Read and Review.