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If I had to describe sex with Bast in one word, it would be competitive. You see, both of us are the type who enjoys sex more when the other person is feeling good- there is no synonym I can come up with that wouldn't be weird, so you're just gonna have to deal with it.

But the thought that this person I care about is feeling good because of me, and what I am doing to them? Fucking spectacular. And, you'd assume with two partners who enjoy getting the other person off as much- if not more- than getting off themselves would be all fine and dandy.

Except we're both a bit too… calling yourself dominant is so tasteless and edgy even the thought of it makes me shudder, so I'll just go with competitive. We almost immediately began keeping score of who got who off, and the goal was simple.

Get the other person to tap out while their 'score' is lower than yours.

… And if it wasn't just the hottest thing I've ever done-!

Fingers digging into my back brought me back to the present, and I was suddenly more than aware that I was currently balls deep in a warrior Goddess, her legs wrapped around my waist like shackles to keep me from slowing down.

Pulling out was an act of surrender, we had both agreed wordlessly.

I inhaled sharply, taking in the scent of gentle herbs, the baking heat of the desert, and Bast's arousal as I noticed I had been trying to give her hickies in the heat of the moment. Unfortunately the Goddess was a bit more durable than I had expected, so I resigned myself to nibbling where her shoulder met tanned neck and desperately tried not to shoot my shot.

Considering I had been up since Midnight with only a single break for water so I didn't die fucking her (Anubis is getting it too, just not today- probably), I am not at my fucking best. Or my best fucking.

Which was obvious, considering the position we were in- with me pinning her down Missionary and pulling her tight against me- allowed her to whisper sensually in my ear. "That's right, just relax and give me all you have." The seemingly gentle words failed to hide the demand in her words, or the way her legs tightened in just the right spot to keep me as deep as possible without hope of withdrawing. "Pump me full, my love."

The purred words turned into a hiss as my body instinctively pushed myself even further in- God I suddenly remember Amber, that character I accidentally made into a quest-protag's living cocksleeve who may have given him his breeding fetish.

… Or it may just be because Bast had a lot of Domains, and childbirth had to be reworked due to Gods not being able to procreate-

"Stop thinking." Again, I was back between her legs, the purring of her voice echoing in my mind and body in a way I couldn't ignore. Her hips suddenly lifted and began gyrating around me, her tight cunt rhythmically squeezing and tugging at my length with such precise skill I had to bite down on her shoulder not to gasp. "That's right, focus your everything on what I'm doing to you…"

I could feel her cheeks slapping against my thighs as she fucked herself on my dick, husky pants breaking up her purrs as I used her movements to match her thrust for thrust. "Yes…" She hissed as I moved, fast and hard into her, pulling herself up and dragging her rough tongue along my skin. "Give it to me, give everything you have. We aren't stopping until you give me what I want. Defy the very heavens once more, and give me your seed-"

… When a Goddess of Childbirth suddenly starts whispers into the ears of the man plowing her, using her God voice to fucking beg me to go against the rules of this reality and create the very first demigod?

A fucking tsunami of pleasure washed over us both as I released every drop of cum I had with the force of a firehose. Thankfully there was already a pussy in the way to catch it, considering my every muscle spasmed at the literally holy climax I had just reached, my jaw clenching down on Bast in reflex.

Though considering the shrieking cry that rang out in the bedroom, she wasn't particularly paying attention to that. Her depths gained a vice-like grip as her orgasm rushed into her in response to my own, an overwhelming cascade of pleasure that caused her nailed to actually break the skin of my back-

-And Bast suddenly sank her teeth into the spot she had been licking earlier as her entire body tensed and wrapped around me as she rode out her own orgasm…s. She shook constantly, clinging desperately to me like the only rock in a typhoon, while I slowly rubbed at her back and hummed wordlessly into her shoulder as she came down from her orgasm.

It took a while afterwards for Bast to unlatch from my everything, but eventually I was freed from her embrace and finally realized that the sun was up and the day had already begun.

"Alright, I'm tapping out. What's the score?" I asked the ceiling, absolutely feeling my Endurance stat doing work to keep me conscious.

"24 to 23 in my favor." The warrior goddess purred smugly, and I could feel my erection try to pop up out of spite, only for pain to be my only reaction. Still…

"Oh fuck off." Knowing her very well, I already smacked her ass before she could backsass me. "Sweet Anubis, I'd rather the gap be wider than know I was on the verge of greatness." Because anyone who says you can't win at sex is either a fucking pillow princess, or a one-pump chump.

Ignoring the fact Bast's tail was possessively wrapping around my throat as she continued purring in pleasure, I snapped my fingers and had my skeletal Mage Hand grab my phone to check the time.

A hearty groan left me against my will as time itself fought against me oh so blatantly, and I pulled myself up, rubbing at my eyes as I contemplated which of the Winds would help me stay awake.

Despite my near exclusive usage of Shyish, I was more than capable of using the other seven winds as I wished- it was just that the style itself lent towards going all in on a single Order at a time.

Also if you fuck up a spell, you're done forever.

So I've prioritized using Shyish, for obvious reasons, but Tzeentch's Mark should prevent anything from driving me insane, so the only issue would be if a spell permanently fucked with my body.

If it isn't fatal, I have no way to deal with changes to my body- if it'll kill me I'll pull a Steven Universe and turn into a rock for a while.

Standing up, I stretched out my back, feeling various pops rolling up and down my spine-

A hand clapped me on my ass, and I gave the offending Goddess a cross look. "What? You're giving me a show, and I'm not allowed to show any appreciation?" She said with a seemingly innocent smile, while I gave her a pointed look.

"Just for that, I'm fucking you in the ass next time."

"You say that like it's a threat." I sighed, knowing that I can escalate this, but also knowing that as a Goddess she will be more than capable of matching my degeneracy.

Wait, idea.

"Well since you don't find me threatening, I guess we can talk about what this makes us."

"We're your girlfriends now." My neck almost snapped as I turned over to my Goddess, who had been… in a chair writing on a notepad?

"Have you been here the entire fucking time?!" I exclaimed, surprised as I knew for a fact I'd checked if Anubis was in the room… in the middle of prone-boning Bast, but still. "And why are you taking notes?!"

"Yes, it's my room. Where else would I sleep? And I wanted to know what to expect for tonight."

"... Nubi, say more words right fucking now." I said pointedly, and she tilted her golden eyes in my direction.

"We both want to be your girlfriends, Bast said she'd make sure you knew what to do when you popped my cherry, and I asked both of you if I could take notes."

… She never asked me-

Usually I get up horrifically early, but after being sent to anime land with a 9 to 5 dedicated to the slaughtering of invasive species, I decided I could afford to wake up at seven am instead of six.

But on some days, I take a bit longer to get up, and I feel a bit groggy.

"Hey, Selah?" Anubis asked me, the back of her head laying against my chest. I grunted an acknowledgement, my consciousness only lingering to answer the question and go back to dreamland. "When you sleep with Bast, can I take notes?"

"Sure sweetie, now go back to bed." I replied instinctively, barely listening to her as I went and kissed her on the forehead before returning to blissful unconsciousness.

"Oh shit I did say that." I nodded in acknowledgement. "Sorry, I forgot about it."

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Red Tinted Spectacles

Okay, it's not quite like the vision of a certain time-travelling assassin, but looking at people – or pictures of them – gives you enough of an insight into their skills and capabilities – or lack thereof - to let you know if they'd make a valuable pawn for whatever plan you have. Maybe they're in debt? Maybe they're ill? Maybe they're just an idiot? Either way, this should help getting people on your side that you know how to manipulate, though you'll need to find out what they're good for another way.

I blinked as my vision tinged red for a moment, and I noticed several things about Anubis.

She naturally walked like she didn't have a correct center of balance, she had a compulsive distaste for people who lie, she doesn't express herself much because she's spent several centuries in the presence of ghosts who lacked the ability to.

And she's extremely horny right about now, based on how her ears pointed skywards and her eyes trailed down to my still-naked figure. I could almost see her tongue press against the inside of her mouth, almost breaking free and licking her lips.

I snapped my fingers, and her eyes jumped up to mine. "Oi, my eyes are up here."

"I know." She said, immediately turning her attention back to my waist. Shaking my head, I decided I would deal with all this later, and actually start my day.

Because Anubis forbid I have an easy day.


"Oh, you're alive." Lili's enthusiastic greeting was so moving I could only roll my eyes in gratitude as she walked into Blessed Balms, barely resisting the urge to tussle her hair to irritate her.

"Thanks for the vote of confidence. Truly, I have the most appreciative student in Orario." I pointed out a table for her to sit, which she did without complaints. "Now, you here for the lesson?"

"Shouldn't I get a Falna before that?" I paused.

"If you don't have any magic of your own, I think we can try Anubis? But if you do, then you don't need it right now." My vision flickers red, and I took in my student's faults as she sighed in relief.

… That's a lot of words for paranoia and a psychological mistrust of literally everyone and everything. Shit, that's a lot of issues.

"I do have a spell, and I'd rather get proof you aren't talking out of your ass before signing up to another Familia." I nodded in agreement- after dealing with being effectively a slave from birth, I would be extremely concerned if she just jumped into another Familia without hesitation.

Especially considering I'm not Bell, and she's never met Anubis.

I shrugged. "Well, I've kind of got a class on Curse Magic today, so may as well make today a redux of the first lesson with extra bits." Lili frowned at my words, and I raised my hand before she could pull any tsundere shit on me.

"Before you start, there's two reasons for this. One, I'd probably get my lessons for all of you confused and think I've taught you something extremely important that I haven't yet. Two, you're coming with me for my lessons and I'd rather not cram high-concept shit into your head if you don't even understand the basics. And three, ending our lessons in the Dungeon will make it easier to enact some of my plans."

"Oh?" Lili asked, frustrations alleviated for now by my logic. "And what plans would those be, Sensei-?"

"My name is Selah. Don't start giving me random titles." The honorific came out of nowhere, and made me shudder through sheer cringe as I immediately flashed to regular people unironically using honorifics in real life. In English. "And my plans involve revolutionizing the Dungeon, then Orario's economy, and finally both at the same time."

The Pallum looked at me, unimpressed, and I sighed. "Fine, if you're just gonna ruin the mystique… One of my abilities allows me to create either temporary or permanent places that allow me to teleport between them. Though I only have ten of the temporary ones, they need to be placed at the point beforehand, and they need a full day to recharge per waypoint."

"What about the permanent ones?" Lili asked me, and at that point my grin widened pointedly as I saw her eyes burn in interest. It was obvious as to why; beyond even the obvious utility of being able to instantly move between two specific places that all Supporters wish for, she wasn't quite so jaded as to not see magic as being awesome as hell.

"Ah, the permanent ones are already in their designated places. I just need to find and activate them- of course, they only appear in places with naturally high amounts of magic." Lili gasped, immediately realizing exactly what I meant.

"They're some in the Dungeon?" She asked, brown eyes practically glittering in excitement, and I nodded with confidence. Despite not seeing them, I knew deep in my gut that there were multiple Waypoints in the Dungeon.

"Yes, but I assume they'll only appear in places with significant magic." Lili blinked, before the implications settled and she clicked her tongue in frustration.

"They'll only show up near Boss Rooms, won't they?" I nodded, and the Pallum's forehead fell onto the table with a groan of defeat, which I wasn't allowing. I snapped my fingers and the girl sprung right up, spine straight and eyes wide open.

"No bitching allowed. You're forgetting I'm already a Level 2, and that I've already beaten an Infant Dragon." I reprimanded her sternly. "You can complain all you want, but the impossible is possible if you're willing to break something into the right shape."

Lili, thankfully, nodded apologetically at her defeatism before giving me a particularly intense look. I grinned. "That's better. Now, how about I tell you exactly how we're going to profit off of this."

I told the Pallum, and her eyes widened with so much sheer greed that Nami would look like a charity worker in comparison.


I grit my teeth in a desperate attempt to keep from laughing at the diminutive Goddess that was currently in dogeza before me, an ominous air from a certain elf as she glared the Divinity into the ground.

"Speak." Riveria spoke with the horrifying finality of a guillotine, and Loki quivered in pure fear at the elf's words before rapidly speaking.

"I-I'm truly sorry for trying to swindle you! Even if you're lack of research-" I winced at the honesty in the statement- but to be fair I don't actually know how specifically valuable magic is here. Or mine at least.

"Twenty laps in the Ocean." Of course, I have an angry royal who has recently learned how to use her negative emotions to fuel extremely powerful magic. Loki made the smart decision, and immediately folded like wet paper at the threat.

"As your senior it was wrong to take advantage of your ignorance, and therefore your faith in me for a good-natured deal! I gift you a thousand apologies." The air grew slightly hotter in Riveria's silence. "A-and an advance payment on the money you rightfully earned. I hope that you can find it in your heart to forgive us." A bag filled with a hundred million valis was slid my way, according to Riveria, and I'd rather not question her honesty when she's in this state.

I took a deep breath, and really absorbed the sight before me. Ignoring the slack-jawed expression of my apprentice behind me, I memorized the sight and the feelings provided, knowing it would keep me warm on those oh so cold nights…

I let out an amused huff, before nodding. "Alright, I accept your apology." Ignoring Loki, who broke down sobbing and blubbering about being spared and living to see tomorrow, I looked at the small group.

"... Where's Finn? And Tione?"

"Our Captain was dealt a more severe punishment for… 'knowing better'." Ais chimed in stoically, not seeming particularly amused by the events- in fact I think she may even be trembling slightly. "He's still being punished, even now."

"Oh, and big sis tried to save her, and Riveria went all 'Like the moon, no matter how close you feel, you will never reach me', and made her go through the same thing!"

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Control - Telepathy - Lyrical Nanoha (Free)
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Telepathy

Your own magical chat network! You can communicate mentally with a willing subject, even if they otherwise lack the capability and range of this particular magic. You can't really force them to do anything except listen to you, but this mind-to-mind communication network has a range across dimensions, though you obviously can't communicate with past jumps or other continuities until you get your Spark. Note that your mental communication can be intercepted like radio transmissions would, and you can be shut out by someone unwilling to listen to you.

I blinked at what I had just received, and a laugh tumbled free from my lips as I realized the only thing I could come up with at this moment was ways to harass and bully people from any range whatsoever.

Thanks to Traditional Practices, I already knew exactly how to disguise my voice. But first, a test…

Bast, I think Divinity is contagious.

What? Selah what the- how are you- you got a new thing didn't you.

Yup, now I can harass you at any time and in any place… but it's more fun in person, so I'm just going to harass other people now. Bye love you.

Immediately cutting the line in shame, I switched over to Sekhmet.

I fucked your sister, and I want you to know when I inevitably fuck her in the ass I'll be thinking of you the entire time.

Cutting the line, I switched over to someone I hadn't met quite yet, disguising my voice with a generation's worth of technique and experimentation.

You like little boys. I whispered in Freya's mind, before slamming the connection closed and wondering who to go after-

"Guess I'm the funny one now, mister Smiles." Tiona chimed in, forcing me to shake the smile off my face and realizing I just prank called like three people mid conversation without an ounce of shame.

Self control, man, learn some. "More like the mental image is pretty good, but we should probably get started. Oi, we're heading into the Dungeon, so get someone to babysit Loki and meet me at the entrance!"


"So…" Tiona chimed in as we walked through the corridors and hallways of the Dungeon. "Who's the Supporter?" She pointed at Lili, who was stalwartly marching at my side, while the Amazon was at the other. The three blonde women took over the rear of the group, and I was suddenly aware that all my students today were women.

I tilted my head towards the cloaked Pallum, a proud note in my voice. "That's Liliruca Arde, my personal apprentice in Curse Magic. She joined my party, and I discovered she has a unique affinity for this magic, so I snatched her up."

"... That's cool." She said, her tone very much implying she disagreed with her own words. I gave her a pointed look, noting the way her shoulders straightened and her focus zoned in on the Pallum. "So, what are we going to be learning today?" I could feel three sets of eyes digging into my back with varying degrees of hunger.

Ignoring whatever that was, I continued. "We're going to be returning to basics-"

"Awww!" She immediately whined in complaint, and I nodded in sympathy. I hated reviewing shit I already learned too, but I had various reasons, though the only ones they'd care about…

I ruffled the tanned girl's hair, getting a squawk of surprise from her. "I know, but now that you have a better understanding of curses, returning to the basics will give you all greater insight and help you connect it to what you now know."

I stopped walking, and everyone around us stopped as well. The fifth floor would be good enough for our needs, none of the new mobs that we'd need to worry about.

"Hey, Tiona, can ya get me a rock-" A fist slammed into the wall with enough force for the entire Dungeon to shake for a moment, before a fist-sized rock was offered to me. "Thanks." I said as I took it with the same care as an owner picking up the stick his dog brought him to throw.

Without even invoking my Villainous Aura, I cursed the rock in just the right way to turn it into a beacon for monsters, before tossing it down the hall we were in.

"Alright, that rock is going to bring every goblin on this floor this way, so now's the perfect time for review!" Lili's neck snapped over to me as she gave me a withering glare that washed off of me like water. "A curse is a spell fueled by Mind, but directed by your own negative emotions! The more hateful, sadistic, or awful emotions you can muster up to fuel the spell the better!"

"Is that why you're calling a fucking Monster Party on us?!" The Pallum screeched, the member's of Loki's Familia looking oddly at her as those were the first words she'd spoken around them. She hadn't even introduced herself.

"Yup! Trust me, if you can't cast a curse when your life's on the line, it's better to learn that surrounded by High Class Adventurers than on your own." I smiled infuriatingly, and Lili growled under her breath at my carelessness. "Now, both Mind and the emotion behind the curse are essential to using it. A curse needs a specific purpose while crafting, and it you lack either the Mind to enact the spell or the proper desire to inflict it on the target it won't do a damn thing."

And suddenly goblins started flooding the corridor, along with fucking Kobolds. Ugh. "Example; I find kobolds to be a disgrace upon the world we live in, so it allowed me to do-" Curse of Weakness hits one of the Kobolds, and it immediately collapses under it's own weight. "- that. How exactly I did that, I'll let you figure out, but remember that if you have the Mind and desire there's very little you cannot do to a target. Lili, do you understand?"

While the rest of my students have naturally begun using Curse Magic to aid in subduing the enemy, Lili was hesitant. Which was expected, she's spent all her life as essentially a non-combatant and now she's being thrust straight into the frontlines. It's only natural she'd use common sense and let the stronger, more experienced Adventurers fight for her.

But common sense is a death sentence for sorcerers, so I needed her to act on her own.

"Liliruca Arde, is your conviction so weak that in the face of certain death you can't do anything?" I asked sharply, a gentle flow of my Villainous Aura filling the air to make her the slightest bit more confrontational.

She hunched further in on herself, despite a flash of anger dancing across her features at my taunt. Because of course I must be mocking her weakness, that every action taken against her is intended to do her harm. It is a pitiable mindset to have, but I'm no protagonist. I can't talk my way out of her issues.

I can only give her a way to turn them into strength.

"Is that dream you told me about just a lie? Are you incapable of beating back the world, the people who've wronged you, even when the opportunity is right in front of you? Cast the spell, throw it at them right now."

She grit her teeth in frustration and her eyes continued to glare- ah. She had been trying to direct the spell the entire time, it just wasn't coming out. She already has a spell to her name, and she is one of the most hateful people here, so…

Ah. Of course, she's repressing her emotions. I should've expected this, she's never been able to act out according to her negativity on a whim before. She's never been able to curse out someone she dislikes, avoid someone she's uncomfortable with, or anything like that.

So I let my Aura fade, and spoke from the heart. "Lili, don't hold back. They don't deserve your mercy, and you don't deserve to be chained. Let them know why you aren't to be fucked with. Let me know why exactly I should never pull shit like this. Let yourself know you aren't going to take anyone's bullshit anymore-!"

And then the goblin was crushed by nothing, as if a truck had fallen from the sky and splattered him into the ground.

I blinked, before nodding. "Alright, that's pretty-" Another goblin popped. And then another. And another.

I glanced to Lili as the monsters in the area burst apart into explosions of gore before the crystal was destroyed and it all faded to ash. The Curse had only been cast once, I could feel it. I could also feel it spreading throughout the group like an infection-

My eyes widened.

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Modus - Experimenter - Cradle V1 (600 points)
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Experimenter

Much like the sacred artists of the dawn spring archive, your path to power is a bit more... fluid. You can now attempt to bind or copy techniques from wildly disparate paths to create a path never before seen anywhere else. This applies to any other mundane or magical martial art you know. You can also fuse them seamlessly into something that is unmistakably You.

Normally I would be absolutely pissed about a single purchase stealing my entire stockpile of points, but right here and right now. I cannot be upset at getting the chance to become something completely new.

After all, my student is making great strides before my very eyes. What kind of teacher would I be if I let her catch up?

Eventually there weren't anymore monsters to explode, and the lot of us were in dull silence. Lili and the rest were in shock at the display of magic from the Pallum, but I was more focused on figuring out how to replicate what she just did.

I don't know what kind of smile was on my face, but I think I might just have to get used to Lili giving me absurd amounts of inspiration.

"... what was that?" Lili muttered, confused and shocked at what had occurred, and I didn't hesitate to inform her.

"It was a Curse Bl- no, Bleeding Curse sounds better. Basically, it's a curse that latches onto multiple targets after the initial casting. What makes it different from a spell that targets multiple people is that the spread is based on the conditions of the spell, and the fact the spell is largely unstable and doesn't register as complete until every possible target is hit. Practically a plague." It's most likely based on Lili's tendency to believe everyone everywhere is out to get her, as well as the fact that people have constantly confirmed it-

Hell, I had to basically invent Domain Amplification just to make sure she didn't hit us with the same effect!

She is one dangerous girl…

Who should be sassing me or something right about now. "Lili, you feeling okay?" The Pallum shook her head very slowly.

"My head hurts, but other than that I'm fine." Oh she's way too mellow, must've been hit with… Domain Expansion burnout?

Ah, it was basically all the same spell, and it would hit everyone in range individually… holy shit how come she hasn't hit Mind Down?

I glanced towards her feet, where several vials of what I assumed to be Mind potions lay completely empty. Yeah, that makes sense.
I put my hand to my chin, and pondered the implications of this. Okay, I need to teach her to control these spells so she only does it on command. Which means we'll need a lot of Mind potions, which means we need a lot of money, which means Operation Magic Arms is coming in faster than expected.

I sighed, turning to the rest. "Do you all want to continue, because I think Lili is going to collapse soon if I don't force feed her some potions."

Riviera pursed her lips, looking between me and my dazed apprentice, glancing back at Lefiya. "I understand more than anyone the growing pains of a new student, so we'll call off our lesson here. It was more review than anything, but thank you for reminding us how far we have to go."

I looked over to the others- Ais was almost literally drooling at the display, Lefiya was trembling in fear, and Tiona was pouting at Lili for some reason. I didn't know midgets could get competitive with each other.

"Thank you." I sighed, before walking to my insensate student and leading her out of the Dungeon by hand.

Fuck it, taking her to Mama Mia's after this. She deserves the best pasta money can buy, it's been far too long since I've had that urge to make something quite like this.

Even if it's a spell rather than a story.


A/N: Ending it off here since I'd be hitting you all with a wicked cliff-hanger if I continued.

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