UA High

Musutafu, Japan

"Umm, Midoriya, may I ask something?" A blonde-haired girl with a pair of horns asked Izuku in English, who blinked owlishly at her as he twiddled with his pen.

"Y-yeah, sure, what is it?" Izuku asked.

"Are you...a magical girl?" Izuku choked on his spit as he heard the question. before he stares at the girl in disbelief.

"Tsunotori-san...do I look like a girl or a transgender?" Izuku asked in disbelief as Tsunotori sweatdrops.

"You're missing the point of my question, Midoriya," Tsunotori says as Izuku sighs.

"...it's boy, Tsunotori. It's magical 'boy'." Izuku said while pinching the bridge of his nose as Tsunotori brightened up.

"I knew it! There's no mistaking it! The magic wand transforms into your pen! Your magical outfit! And all the magic you blast on everyone!" Tsunotori exclaims before gasping. "Are there others!? Do you have a magical mascot!?! Oh, oh! Did any magical things happen!?"

"Tsunotori-san, calm down. For your questions, so far, it's only me. Yes, I do have a 'magical mascot'. And..." Izuku sighs before facepalming. "You have no idea..."

"This is amazing! But, I can't help but wonder. Why do you get the power?" Tsunotori asks as Izuku looks at her.

"What do you mean by that?" Izuku asked, a hint of annoyance towards Tsunotori's question in his voice.

"Well...I expect girls to get it. No offense, but there's so many Magical Girls stories that..." The girl trailed off.

"You don't expect boys to get the magical power?" Izuku asked as Tsunotori nodded sheepishly. "I did wonder why me..." Before Tsunotori could ask more questions, a girl with orange hair tied in a ponytail walked in.

"Hello, Midoriya, Tsunotori." Kendo said with a wave as both students waved back. "What kind of discussions you two are having? I can hear them from outside the class."

"Midoriya is magical girl!" Tsunotori exclaims in broken English as Kendo blinks owlishly.

"It's boy, damn it!! I didn't lose my manhood when I transformed nor did I grow extra on my chest!!!" Izuku shouts in frustration as Tsunotori sheepishly scratches her head.

"So...I wasn't the only one who thinks about it, huh..." Kendo said as Tsunotori looked at her.

"You know?" Pony asked.

"Well, I mean, everything did lead to the magical genre," Kendo said. "The wand, the magical outfit, the magic, and even the transformation sequence."

"And I wasn't exactly trying to hide it," Izuku admits. "I mean, I'm going to be a hero with this power, so why do I need to hesitate to use it?"

"Well, there are several factors," Kendo said. "If you end up transforming into a girl..."

"Thankfully, I don't. So, please, don't talk about it." Izuku begs her.

"Why?" Kendo asked.

"Do you have any idea how many people keep mistakingly calling me 'a magical girl'!?" Izuku said as he comically tears up. "It's too many! Ryusuke has made sure everything doesn't look feminine and yet everyone continues to call me 'That one magical girl'! I am a boy, so how did everyone keep mistaking me!!!"

"Well... it starts with a magical girl, so that will automatically come into someone's mind," Kendo said as Izuku groaned. "Cheer up, you shouldn't think much of what people say. I mean, you got a power everyone wishes they got in their childhood."

"I know, but that doesn't mean I like it," Izuku said while grumbling. "I didn't hate for being misgendered, but I hate its effect!"

"Effect?" Both girls asked in unison.

"The catcall, the groping, flirting, lustful stares, gah! And to make it worse, every one of them was from people twice and thrice my age!!" Izuku said as the girls wince in sympathy.

"We know how you feel..." The girls replied.

"Yeah..." Izuku said as more students entered. One of them is a girl with green hair and reptilian eyes a boy with lime green mohawk hair and a pair of fangs protruding on his cheeks.

"Hey, fellas! Whatcha up to!?" The girl exclaims.

"Midoriya is magical girl!" Tsunotori exclaims as Izuku bangs his head.

"It's boy, damn it! Boy!!! You did this on purpose, did you!?!?!" Izuku exclaims as Tsunotori sticks her tongue out playfully while both other green haired students snort.

"I knew it. Those shits come straight out of the magical girls show." Others stare at the other green haired boy with a raised eyebrow. The boy's eye twitched before snarling. "What're you staring at!?"

"...you watched the Magical Girls show, did you?" The green haired girl says while playfully pokes the boy. "To think the big tough Kamakiri would watch something like that."

"S-shut it, Tokage! My little sister won't stop nagging me to watch it every Saturday morning!" Kamakiri exclaims.

"But, you like it?" Kamakiri merely blushes and looks away. "Haha! You do! What show did you watch with your sister!?!"

"...S-Sailor Moon..." Kamakiri mutters, his face is as red as a red traffic light.

"The pre-quirk era one, their reboot, or the current reboot?" Izuku asked as everyone stared at him, causing him to roll his eyes. "Yeah, I watch those, so what? And besides, I watch to help giving me ideas for magic spells."

"The current reboot is trash. We watch the old reboot one." Kamakiri admits.

"That show existed like...200 years ago, how did you get a copy?" Tokage asked in disbelief.

"My grandmother has it in her old DVD collection," Kamakiri admits.

"Speaking of magical girls, Midori, did you have a magical mascot?" Tokage asks as everyone stares at him. As in cue, a small blue-furred dragon appears with a poof and flies around them.

"Of course! Who do you think gave him his power!?" The dragon exclaims proudly. "The name's Ryusuke and I'm the Element Guardian of Darkness!"

Everyone was silent as they stared at Ryusuke with wide eyes as Izuku facepalmed.

"Eeeh!!! So cute!" The girls squeal and start hugging the dragon, much to his dismay.

"...so, we're gonna ignore the fact that the dragon is an element guardian of darkness, an element mostly associated with magical girls' weekly villains?" Kamakiri points out. "How many deconstructed tropes are there?"

"Will you believe me that a Holy Knight was once my enemy?" Izuku asked as Kamakiri stared at Izuku in disbelief.

"...good to know," Kamakiri mutters. "Now, I got to toss everything I know about the magical girl out of the window."

"Sorry." Izuku mutters as he winces.

"Don't be..." Kamakiri mutters before looking at the girls. "Perhaps you should save your partner."

"Nah, leave him be. He loves them." Izuku said but Kamakiri didn't believe him, especially when his face didn't match his words.

"Help me, Izu!!"

Yeah, no one screams like that if they like something.

"Okay...what's with the crowd?" A guy with spiky hair and a headband around his head asks while scratching his head i. confusion.

"Midoriya is magical girl!" Tsunotori said while snickering.

"...Tsunotori, did you have dementia? Or did you get hit by a rapid-aging quirk? Is that why you have wrinkles on your face? Is that why you keep forgetting everything I said?" Izuku asked as Pony froze and gaped at her Japanese tutor. Of all the things she expects from him, that isn't one of them.

"G-geez, Midoriya...that was just too much." A guy with no lips winces at what Izuku said.

"W-what did he say?" The guy with black spiky hair asked as the lipless guy translated it, causing Awase to look at Izuku in disbelief. "H-holy shit..."

"Alright, maggots! Go back to your seat! You can discuss whatever you just talked about later! Now, it's your homeroom class!" A man with white hair wearing a red bodysuit with white gauntlets and boots enters the room as the students go back to their seats. "...why is there a dragon floating in the middle of the class?"

"It's Midoriya's magical girl mascot!" Tokage exclaims.

Slam!

Crack!

Everyone snaps their head at Izuku as they see something that is shocking. Izuku's table is shattered beyond repair and Izuku's fist is smoking like it was roasted. Everyone could only stare at Izuku in disbelief.

"...I-I...am so, so, sorry..." Izuku mutters as his face glows bright red before pulling Ryusuke away and caressing him in his arm.

'So much for 'don't hate for being misgendered'.' Kendo and Pony thought simultaneously with a large sweatdrop each on the back of their head.

"...I'm going to ask Power Loader for that." The man says with a sigh. Izuku lowers his head in shame as a dark depressing aura covers the area around Izuku while Ryusuke sweatdrops at his partner.

End Story Idea 4