Time to continue what went down the previous chapter, and of course it involves the cherubs and their new allies, and they're plans against the Immediate Murder Professionals and whatever else they have planned against the Silva Hound's. Enjoy reading this new chapter folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
"The Cherubs and The Demon Hunters."
Some interrogation room at an undisclosed place, a light is shone onto the three Cherubs, Cletus, Keenie and Collin and it's too bright for them, they wake up and see that they are tied up. "Where the heck are we? What happened to us?"
"We're the ones asking the questions here!" It is Agent One. "Demon spawns!"
Cletus tries to act all cute and adorable and innocent. "What? A demon spawn? But, I'm just a cute and adorable little baby…" But he gets slapped in the face by Agent Two.
"Drop the whole bullshit act. We saw what you three have been doing, and stealing from the folks of this good country!" Agent Two hands Agent One some coffee. "So, you're gonna tell us what you freaks are. Some sort of new demon breed?"
"What? Asked Collin. "But, we're not demons at all. We're cherubs and we…. Kinda messed up and…" But then he sees the stern look from Keenie. "Never mind."
Agent One and Agent Two can see that something is wrong and then Agent One shows them the photo of Blitz. "So, you don't work for this guy?"
This surprises the cherubs. Cletus and Keenie are furious seeing him, and then Collin speaks. "Yeah, we do know that peanut head, and he was so mean and dangerous and kept mocking us too."
Agent One and Agent Two now see where this is going. Cletus then has an idea. "You know, I think I know how we can help each other out."
(Back at I.M.P Headquarters.)
A portal opens, and coming through are Blitz, Moxxie and Millie. Loona is there and waiting and with a magazine, they're receptionist was told to go home early. "So, how'd it all go?"
"Fucking all according to plan" replied Blitz. "Sons of bitches didn't see us coming and we left only one traumatized witness." Then he looks to Moxxie and Millie. "Moxxie, once again excellent professional shooting skills, and good call on the double barrel shotgun with scope, and Millie, that was some fine handiwork and a fucking good slaughter! This has been a fucking good day!"
Moxxie smirks. "Thank you sir and I also have to say that the butter sock as the last resort psych on them was a good touch." He then tosses the dead body to Loona and she throws it out the window.
"We nailed them all good. I can't fucking wait to do this again, always nice to swing the old axe and watch blood and guts all over the place" replied Millie. She then looks around. "Where are the kids?"
"They're coming in three, two one." Loona stands back and another portal opens, and they see Lincoln, Luna, Lucy and EveLynn, and they have blood on them and they're laughing. Loona smirks and then she asks. "So, how'd it go kids?"
Lincoln tosses the head to her. "The fucker tried to run, well tried to run. But he was just too pathetic and stupid to even think of a way to escape, and we dealt with the bodyguards too."
Lucy speaks and she cleans her dagger. "Still, that wasn't much of a challenge and we could use some actual blood and flesh to rip off. The target, turned out to be a scrawny guy."
EveLynn cleans her baseball bat. "Meh, at least we fought the guards and that was fun, I think I klled five of them and Luna slaughtered six of them. This was a good kill guys."
Luna smirks. "We got the job done, and we also snagged some cash from the targets safe." Luna shows them the cash, and this makes Blitz smile.
"And this is what I call a fucking good day!" Then he checks his watch. "Sorry gang, wish I could chat but I gotta get going. The Full Moon is tonight and as always it is the best fucking night time event in hell, and I am going to treat my babe to the best night of her life. Don't wait up for me guys."
But then he stops and then he speaks to the others. "Also, I just gotta say that business has been booming lately and I don't mean the restaurant and the bar, but I do think we could use a few weeks off from murdering and all that shit. You all did an awesome fucking job guys." He then takes his leave.
The others then have this idea. "So, you guys wanna go and follow him?" asked Luna. They all grin and nod, they are thinking of spying on Blitz now and see what he has planned with Verosika, and consider it payback for all the other fucking times he's been spying on them.
Just then, Lincoln gets a text message and he sees it is from Tannins and it's about something caught from her hidden cameras somewhere in the country and this makes Lincoln suspicious. 'Well, that sure is interesting.'
(Back with D.H.O.R.K.S.)
Agent One asks the cherubs. "Now why would a bunch of angels wanna go looking for these demons?" He then helps Agent Two untie the cherubs.
Collin then speaks. "We just wanna get back to…"
Cletus then shuts him up and he yells. "We are exorcists, the flaming swords the heavens here to strike them down with fiery vengeance and ensure they're destroyed and never to return again!"
Keenie liked this idea and she speaks. "We were cast out of heaven for some previous failures, and so they told us that we should hunt down these specific demons and if we do that, then we can ascend and become high ranking and lead an army! The hard part, trying to survive here on earth."
Collin is confused, he is about to ask but Cletus and Keenie kick him in the shin. "Meh, we don't blame ya" replied Agent Two. "Surviving here is bullshit."
Cletus speaks. "We have been waiting and waiting, and we have had several encounters with that demon imp, and the others and we have been trying to stop them for so long, and yet we have failed and we must destroy them and serve justice for all things living!" This makes Keenie clap, Collin is confused, but the two agents are convinced and they like this guy.
"I think you're wait is over, follow us" replied Agent Two.
They all go into an elevator, and it brings them down to an underground hidden facility and the Cherubs are shocked in awe by what they see. They are on a moving platform and see this army of priests that all look the same and are all armed with different weapons.
Agent One then speaks. "We also had a run in with them, and they're allies who don't even know what they're doing teaming with them. We had to hide somewhere, and make sure we would never ever be found and so we used some old tech that Incognito Labs made long ago. Now we're here, in one of our new locations where we can establish our army, technology, weapons and everything we need to fucking end those demon scum."
Agent Two then speaks. "The same tech that was used long ago when the great Lisa Loud and Carolina Linnaeus captured the demons! We have managed to make Demonic Containment Cells, Hellfire suppression suits, camouflage exoskeletons and a battalion of highly trained combat priests, and yeah they're all clones, well some of them are cyborg's, but you get the idea. All so we could finally utlize this!" The platform stops and they see this steel archway.
Cletus asks. "What is this thing?"
"Our ticket to the other side!" Agent Two then pushes a button.
Agent Two then speaks. "This here, is an extra-dimensional portal generator, that leads straight to hell. Our plan is to stop the demonic invasion forces from ever threatening this great and amazing country!" They see the archway glow, and have a pentagram and it spins and makes a fiery portal. "Well, once we figure out how to fix the kinks."
This makes Keenie confused and she asks. "What do you mean by kinks?"
They see the machine stop, and the portal is… Small. Agent Two sighs and then she explains. "So far, we have only managed to open the portal at the size of two feet in diameter. Not good for sending an army through and finish the job."
Agent One speaks. "It is hardly big enough to fit a child, and we're not gonna send in children, not after what happened last time." Both Agents recall what happened and are horrified. Agent One wipes away a tear. "Those god damn American heroes!"
Agent Two speaks next. "Honestly, we didn't even know if it was hell we sent them too, and we need someone, or someone's who have more experience for handling this." She then looks to the Cherubs. "and that's where you three little flying munchkins come into play. So, how about ot little guys? Wanna help us take down some fucking demon scum?" both agents smile.
Hearing this makes Cletus and Keenie grin, and they want revenge, but Collin is unsure about this, but he doesn't seem to have a choice but to follow the others, because he sorta hates Blitz. Cletus and Keenie cheer. "Fuck yeah we do!" Collin is surprised that his friends can curse.
They all gear up, Cletus wearing a demonic exoskeleton suit that resembles Blitz, Keenie wearing one that looks like Millie and Collin wearing one that looks like Moxxie. They test out the weapons on some targets, and even the jetpacks and blades, and yet Collin is unsure about this and they slowly walk towards the archway.
But they stop and see Agent One dressed as Loona, and they're confused. "What in the heck are you wearing sir?" asked Cletus.
"We didn't know how the hellhound could manage in fighting, and so this seems better" replied Agent One. "Besides, I have combat training!" But there is something else on his mind. 'Not like I have a crush on her or something.' That son of a bitch fucking does!
Agent Two sighs. "You are not going there." This disappoints Agent One, and he walks away sadly. Then she hands the Cherubs a device. "This will help you open a portal back here, come back when the mission is done and also take these and it will also help you track down that demon imp. Since he is the reason that everything has gone down for all of us." She hands them these metallic cubes.
Keenie asks. "This some kind of weapon?"
Agent Two smirks. "Back up, since we know the adopted half-hellhound human kids will be there. Use these when they show up, to even the numbers game." Cletus and Keenie nod, and they hand the cubes to Collin, and he keeps them safe in his pocket.
They head to the archway, and the portal is ready. But then they stop, and see the small portal and they're in tall suits. Collin speaks. "Ummm, we may have a problem here." Agent Two and Agent One see this, and they didn't think this through.
Keenie has an idea. "How about we go through and we bring the suits in piece by piece?" Yeah, this is gonna be a long fucking day for them.
"To be continued folks!"
A/N: The demon hunters and the cherubs have teamed up and are going after the crew of I.M.P in hell, and yet one of them doesn't like doing this, let's see how the others will handle this issue. I hope that you all enjoyed reading this new chapter folks!
Date made: 06/12/24.