CHAPTER 1: You're Already Dead!
Choices.
Choises would always have consequences.
Some choices could bring pride, a sense of greatness, accomplisment. They could bring hope, an oppurtunity after hardships.
... A chance to be something more.
However choices could also bring sadness, misery, devastation and guilt.
No one could make the perfect choice every single time.
Mistakes were unescapable for everyone, animals made mistakes, plants made mistakes, humans made mistakes, nature and universe made mistakes. Even gods made mistakes.
Making mistakes, was still better than refusing to choose. Refusing to act.
The act of choosing, showed strength. It showed a sense of self, and a sense of self worth.
Then there was regret, a feeling that was unnecessary for growth. Detrimental in fact.
Regret could never change what was, what is, nor what can be. As such, one should never wallow in the regret of their actions-
''I regret everything, my disappointment in my choice is immeasurable, and my life is ruined." said a young man in his head.
"Oh wait, I don't even have a life any more."
Floating around in an endless sea of grey tones, without one's bodily senses, was a cause of insanity it seemedm
Or at least talking to oneself. Especially for this regret filled soul that has been drifting in a sea of unending void, aimlessly wandering the afterlife for who kno-
" Who makes the afterlife a literal void anyway? Just send me to burn in eternal fire or someshit. At least I would feel better about being such a dumbfuck."
However this particular soul was slightly different then others in 'his' opinion.
Most souls after they had passed only came to this void, this limbo, as a temporary holding place. Before the reawakening, the soul should have passed to its designated destination. This particular one seemed to be awoken from his slumber though.
" Why would you decide to be a doctor in a country where doctors are killed everyday from angry families of impossible to save patients?!
And why the fuck would you decide to be an ER practitioner as your mandatory service?!
Aaand~ why the fuck did you not carry a gun yourself if you knew the risks you WORTHLESS piece of shi-! "
"Hey you! You're finally awake."
A powerful, resonating voice could be heard behind the soul. How did he hear again? He stopped drifting subconsciously, and tried to look at the source of said voice. Only to realize once again, he didn't have eyes anymore.
" Really dude, that meme has been dead for like, 3 years. What are you, the god of ancient memes? " he would give the voice judging eyes if he could.
" Your guess is actually half true, boyo." one could hear a chuckle of amusement if one still had hearing.
" Half true? Ohhh, oooooohhhhh... Oh no... Are you actually a-"
" A God? You could say that." Said 'god' was certainly amused by him. Eons of watching over souls as they pass the limbo, he came to appreciate unique souls like this one.
" Though I definitely prefer The God"
Nervous sweat could be seen dripping off of the meek soul's forehead, well, would be seen if he still had sweat glands.
" Hehe, awkward~ …
Considering I was an agnostic and never really prayed, I must be in trouble right. Oh wait every hole-y book told me to ask for forgiveness!
How do I say this,
Sorry daddy, I've been a bad boy? "
The entity that claimed to be of divinity smirked at his antics.
The boy clearly did not feel any remorse for being ignorant of his existence, however he also clearly didn't care. The audacity and the bravery to double down in front a, my apologies, the God was not found easily after all.
" It is, forgive me father for I have sinned!" Said deity, it seemed, didn't give two shits either.
'' Heh, a fellow meme enjoyer ''.
" Also rest your worries. You will not be punished for your lack of belief. I will explain your situation first, you can ask me any questions you have afterwards. Would that be acceptable?"
" Would be great actually! "
He could feel a kind and warm smile that was sent his way, even if he couldn't see it.
" Before we begin though, since you are too little of an asshole to be one of the gods I've read about, what is your name? "
" Hmm, You may call me Watcher," began the entity, explaining the situation to the soul.
He was at a place the stronger one of our new duo called 'Limbo', a waiting place after departure before the souls entered their next destination.
That destination being the cycle of reincarnation or transmigration into other universes depending on their past deeds. He explained how he was the sole creator of his universe, and used other universes that he knew of as an inspiration for his own amusement.
'Wait so other universes do exist seperately to ours, correct?'
" Correct again. In fact almost every single media that you have consumed up until this point, exists somewhere in the multiverse. Such works of art and creativity, of course, comes from inspiration.
... Guess where inspiration comes from, hehehe."
The young soul could feel the smugness in air. Or in the empty space.
'Huh, thats... cool'
According to Watcher, each universe came to be alongside gods or similar entities. Unlike most other entities, he just wanted entertainment. He didn't care about good and evil, or right and wrong. Truly a chaotic neutral, in his own words.
The souls in his universe would occupy a mortal form, live their lives, and depending on how they lived said live; they would be sent to another universe's pool of souls. They would not remember their past lives in his universe, and reincarnate into another one of the 'more fun' universes.
Since the souls were originally from the Watchers universe he would be able to, ironically, watch them live their lives in that universe.
'That way other deities belonging to other universes will not be aware of your peeping self… Damn that sounds fun. You basically created the equivalent of having every single world and power and magic and all that bullshit for your entertainment, without the requirement of balancing such a broken universe.'
" Better than that, most souls that get reincarnated from my system live their lives without my influence. So each life is a new and randomized experience for me to enjoy from their eyes."
The god was unbothered by the 'peeping self' comment.
'So I will not remember you, or my knowledge from the past if I reincarnate into another world?'
The explanation would have taken hours, if time applied at this Limbo.
The conversation was definitely the most interesting one he ever had in his life, so not remembering it would be somewhat sad.
" Not exactly..."
He tried raising an eyebrow to emote his curiosity, and apparently it worked, as the god kept talking.
" You are quite unique in the sense that you are awake. Normally, souls should automatically lose their memories and their sense of self once they enter the Limbo. Which means your awareness and recollection of memories is an inconsistency in my system, an error if you will."
'And you love inconsistencies.'
" Bingo! That is why I decided to let you keep most of your memories. I even have a really fun idea we can do if you want."
A sense of dread filled his very existence at the word 'fun'. This deity was clearly chaotic and although really enjoyable to talk with, his randomness could have horrifying consequences for his existence
" Now, now boyo. Don't you worry, my idea is pretty innocent. And if you decide to accept I'll even send you off with a gift of your choosing.
You see, normally my system sends you off to a universe where your experiences in life could be useful to you. That can be a great boon or a great detriment depending on the universe you'll end up in. "
' Interesting...' the soul thought.
" For you though I will create a list of every universe you personally know a lot about, put them in a wheel of fortune, and LET FATE DECIDE ITS COURSE FOR US. What do you say?"
A manic smile reaching his ears could be felt even without eyes to see it, If one were to ask the soul in that moment.
" No, no, no, no, no... NO! Half the shit I love are either apocalyptic worlds or dystopian bullshit at the edge of complete chaos. Just the Souls series would be like 6 different entries by that logic. There is no shot I would accept, just no! "
" Aww come on, it would be so much fun, pleaseeeeee ~~!"
" Yea bitch, for you I bet it would be ".
The poor soul tried to put his hands in a lock in front of his chest to make a 'i am not talking to you' gesture.
And again, it seemed to work.
"How about this? If we do that, I will let you pick a power and race from that world, and make it so that, you will have exceptionally high potential with that power."
The soul's eyes would have widened to an extreme degree, if he had eyes of course, that was a really good deal considering he would know a lot about said universe. Truly a deal with the devil if you will.
"You are just as much of a goblin as I am, aren't you?" a rhetorical question as the soul's each and every thought was easily read for him.
" Will you shut the fuck up and just give me all the conditions already? "
"Hmm, let's see, here are your restrictions;
1- You can either choose one power aligned with a race or a Legendary artifact or weapon from that universe.
2- If you choose the power, rest of your 'attributes' lets say will be randomised, and so will your riches, status, nobility. You will be a true genius in using said inherited power.
3- If you choose a Legendary artifact, all of your 'attributes' and powers will be randomised along with your race. You will have full compability with that artifact no matter your race.
4- You can not choose a 'creator' class race, being gods or demigods. Nor can you choose an artifact capable of bestowing such power.
5- If the universe has multiple strong racial options, I will not let you be a hybrid from birth. I know you love forgotten realms like the palm of your hand, so letting you choose a half elf, half dragonborn option with an appropriate class would be too boring for me."
" How did you know I would-"
"6- I will personally stop you if you try multiversal travel as that is completely forbidden even to me
7- I will make it so that you are a couple years older than the 'main character' that you know from said universe. That should be more then plenty of time considering you will be quite knowledgeable"
" How would that even work for marvel or DC or other universes with multiple main characters? "
"For Marvel it's Spider-man, for DC it's Batman, for Mortal Kombat it's Liu Kang. If any other universes come up we will decide on that when it comes up. Also before you ask, no, there are not multiple Marvels or Dcs, only the original universes are 'canon' and no, you will not be able to do true time travel either. You can do dimensional travel if you have that power within that universe of course."
" Did you just pick your favorite characters? "
" 8- Since you will start as a baby I will unlock your memories after the whole sucking on tits and shitting in pants is over, I am not that cruel. "
" You fucking chose your favorite characters! Nice choices at least, asshole. "
" Within these parameters, you are free to choose your next experience in life. I will block some parts of your memories as I want you to properly live that life, not just think of it as a superficial reality.
The names of people you personally knew will disappear from your memory. Those memories will also be blocked if other people try to read your mind and such. Take this as a chance to truly live again, make connections, friends, fall in love, be present and correct your past mistakes.
... Are these conditions agreeable, boyo?"
The soul just thought for a while, considering his options. A life changing decision, literally, this would be.
But both him and the deity knew the truth of the matter, no matter how much he thought-
... He was too much of a hedonistic, live life on the edge goblin to deny such an opportunity.
The deity smirked reading his thoughts, truly a kindred spirit he had found in an ocean of souls.
"Very well, let's look at the wheel of the multiverse then!" The wheel appeared right next to the deity.
He took a hold of the handle to spin it when-
'Wait a minute!'
The deity made a look saying 'go ahead'. That was somehow understood by the 'boyo'.
'I still can't see anything, Watcher'
"Oh... here let me handle that for you."
Two orbs, resembling eyes appeared on the souls front side.
He blinked a couple of times to look around and saw that he was basically in space, if space was made up of completely gray tones and colorlessness as far as the eye could see.
There were however multiple other orbs aimlessly floating around him; those were the only things that had some really small color in their cores.
He guessed, correctly, that they were other slumbering souls of the deceased.
For a moment, he wondered if his parents were somewhere in there as well, before pushing that thought away.
When he turned around to look back at the voice that presented such volume and strength though, what he saw was...
Just an amorphous shape resembling a humanoid, basically a white and bright slime that was trying to look human.
" Man, what a let down..."
" Oi! What did you expect me to be, some stereotypical old man with a long beard? "
" Even that would be better then... whatever you are supposed to be..."
" Take a look at yourself then, why don't you? " asked the humanoid slime deity.
A mirror appeared in front of him showing the soul his own reflection.
'!' The once young man looked at his reflection;
... Which was just a gray blob with eyes, a colorless slime.
" I deserved that."
" Yep. " the P sound was popped and pronounced.
He then looked at the wheel of fortune that said deity somehow manifested out of thin air.
It had multiple of his favorite worlds written on it like the god had claimed.
... Games, Tv Series, Movies, Comics, Manga, Anime, anything and everything.
Most of them were absolutely terrifying to the young man-blob.
" You ready boyo!? "
" Yea, let's just get this over with... " he wished he had a mouth just so he could sigh his worries away.
But such was not in his capabilities as of now.
" Then, my boyo, let us be free of choices once again, and let us LET FATE DECIDE ITS COURSE FOR US "
The deity spoke a word that held incredible power behind its meaning.
Truly proving his divine capabilities as spinned the wheel.
"YOLO!"
The wheel started turning with ferocity, repeating cycles multiple times before it even started to slow down.
If anyone else was there to witness that moment, they would be able to smell the fear from our deceased blob, and the excitement from our godlike bloboid.
When the wheel slowed down immensely, it appeared to be on 'My Hero Academia', going into 'Dark souls 3'. It stayed on DS3 for quite a few seconds, the pin at the edge of crossing over to the next possible world.
When they looked at the next possible world both of them widened their eyes, though for different reasons...
[Highschool DxD] they both heard the ping click onto said world, the wheel coming to a complete stop.
The duo looked at each other for a few seconds in complete silence. This was easily one of the most insane, extreme universes the wheel could stop on.
" ... PFFFTTTT~~- "
" Fan-fucking-tastic, a world filled to the brim with an almost infinite number of beings that could just WISH me out of existance, "
His voice cracked on the word 'wish'
" That is also on the edge of apocalypse with a cult-like terrorist organisation rising, and with an eldritch horror entity that is just two decades away from spawning and destroying THE UNIVERSE ITSELF.
It has racial supremacists, wars, civil movements, serial killers, rapists with lightsabers, multiple evil gods, EVERY MYTHOLOGY EVER! ARE YOU SHITTING ME MAN? "
" HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!... Hahh~ You are truly gifted in the luck department boyo. " calming down after a villainous laughter, the deity spoke again.
" You are about to enter the wondrous world of Oppai "
" I AM AN ASS-MAN YOU EVIL PIECE OF SHIT "
Spoke the angry blob. And his complaints fell on deaf ears, as the deity was once again laughing. And laughing.
...
... And still laughing...
" I wanna look at it from the bright side, which is, there is a lot of power to be gained here. Multiple magic systems, different soul-based powers, sacred gears, and all that jazz.
But the saying; 'the tallest blade of grass gets cut first' exists for a reason...
God I'm so fucked "
" Hai, Kami-sama desu. "
'DON'T MAKE A KONOSUBA JOKE YOU ASS-'
" Now now, boyo, calm your 'tits' a bit. I'm sure someone like you can come up with a strategy for the situation you found yourself in. Better get that noggin to work. "
The floating blob of anger did listen to his god's advice and tried to calm himself down. There was much he needed to think about so he started getting to work.
" Can you create a whiteboard that I could write on, helps me think through stuff more calmly- " the board and a marker appeared in front of him.
And started moving according to his wishes.
" Now, DxD... Let's start with crucial puzzle pieces first. Main character is a perverted red dragon that has the power to double his power level EXPONENTIALLY out of his ass, and also has titty powers. Main cast is Rias, Akeno... "
He started writing every character he could remember from the series to compare their powers and usefulness.
Even just writing the characters on the infinitely scaling board took more than an hour according to his internal clock.
Then he got to writing each of the unique powers and equipment he remembered that fit his limitations. Although he did have a question on that regard
" I can technically wish for any of the Sacred Gears since none of them break your rules, correct? "
" Hmm, the Longinus are known to have god-like powers, no? "
" The wording you used if I remember correctly, I couldn't start with god-class power giving equipment. "
The god made gesture for him to keep talking, a curious gaze in his look.
" When Issei first unlocked the Boosted Gear, he was so weak that for the first month he was barely considered supernatural. Sure It has the potential to one day reach that class, but that wasn't what you restricted."
The poor little blob literally felt the evil smirk coming from the deity from his response.
" Good, very good... No one said you couldn't find loopholes around my system. I approve of your logic, therefore every sacred gear will be available to you, boyo.
Make your choice, I can't wait to see how you will surprise me next!"
" Then let's see what important parts of story there were, flaming chicken, egoist cadre, three-way peace, hero faction, Khaos brigade, evil norse god and his puppy, devil politics, evil dragon resurrection, immeasurable amounts of trauma from all parties involved, magical girls, son of Lucifer, 3 new heavenly evil dragons, Hellish dragons? Note that for later-
... And finally, Trihexa."
The deity watched as the young boy's mind worked overtime, not just what he was saying but each scene he recalled and played out in his mind.
Like trying to solve a giant puzzle, his mind, that he just now learned was one of a kind, was examining each power and race in the series for things to use and abuse for his gain.
What shocked him truly, was his goals though, more than his intellect.
The young man wanted to save what he knew of said universe, his empathy towards multiple characters from the world being so strong that; the deity didn't even need to use his mind reading powers to understand what he was trying to accomplish.
" Watcher, regarding my knowledge of this universe, how accurate is it? "
" Good question boyo, multiple of my reincarnated souls were sent into DxD before. Though differing from you quite a bit since it was random, one of them was what you would call a Clairvoyant entity.
A being able to see into the threads of the future. Now I can say with certainty that the future is never set in stone, however the events that you know of have been consistent on each of the futures that she could see.
Every character and equipment where you know them to be now, will be the same. Until you start changing the direction of the future of course."
" So the story that I know of hasn't come to be in the actual universe either? You are not reversing the time or something? "
" Of course not, like I said my ability to even see into other universes is extremely hard and risky to do. I can only do that comfortably from the eyes of my reincarnated souls. Let alone being able to affect the time-space continuum there."
" Wait, how would you make me just a couple of years older than the main character if it was a universe that hadn't reached such a perfect spot for me to reincarnate into? "
A very unpleasant sounding giggle started to escape the Watcher's invisible mouth.
" You know what, forget I even asked that. I don't wanna deal with your riddle like cryptic deity bullshit right now. I can learn about how time works on a different day, I need me some bullshit power to let me survive right now."
"Good choice of priorities."
" For me to survive the bullshit this Oppai world throws my way, I definitely need power first and foremost. Connections and allies will be an immediate second right after that. Political power and influence will be needed further on as well, there is only so much a single being can do in this universe, proven by the fact that someone like Sirzech or even Shiva, the strongest god after the biblical one, couldn't put a stop to the happenings alone.
Of course to further my ability on all three fronts of my needs, I need money. Like, nauseating amounts of gold and valuables that I can use to trade for weapons, armor, technology, runes... all that jazz.
I could just wish for the strongest Sacred Gear known and be done with it, theoretically. But then I would be a full human, the rest of my stats and all would be randomized including, and most importantly, my family.
If I don't have a beneficial connection from birth, such a strong holy essence would end up in me being a shish kebab just like Issei had been. Although there were devils and youkai in Japan to ally myself with immediately if I'm born in Asia, or, I could ally myself with the church, yuck, if I'm born in Europe.
Both of those options are available in America since I remember a few of the devils in the human world living there as well as the catholic church..."
Lost in thought while writing away at the board, our blob could not see the deities calculating stare.
" Even though True Longinus might be a delicious offer, Cao Cao was able to gather strength and influence not due to the gear, but to his connection to Indra.
Boosted Gear is another exceptional idea, sure Issei sucked at using it but with me, I know what is to come, I know the risks. I could train from infancy and be a few million times stronger than him, EASILY, since the gear worked on exponantial growth. Math nerds would know what I'm talking about.
Wait a goddamn minute!
I want the 'Boosted Gear', sure, 'True Longinus' would also be amazing, even 'Divine Dividing'. And yes, I can't rip out Longinus tier Sacred Gears with extractors.
BUT, what about peerages? Could I guarantee- ... ...
... !? "
Watcher raised an eyebrow at the sudden stop from his new friend.
He was on a roll with the ideas and calculations so abrupt silence was not what he was expecting.
Until the blob started laughing eerily.
" You good there boyo? "
" Hehe~ Watcher, my dude, I think I found a type of loophole in your system. " He received a go ahead sign from the deity before continuing,
" You said I could choose inherited powers aligned with the races right? Let's say I choose the Power of Destruction, I would have to be a devil by that limitation."
" Yes, and? "
" You also said I would not be able to choose a hybrid build for my race. Which means I would be a Pure-blood devil.
... Now I don't know if you see where this is going but- "
The deity's eyes widened in understanding.
" EVEN if my stats, my family, my riches get "randomized" as you say, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter at all if I have a shit family, it doesn't matter if I'm poorer than dirt, it doesn't matter if I'm a bastard from a harem or a common whore.
I would still HAVE TO be a Pure Devil with a Clan Trait, which means as long as I get in touch with the Bael Clan or the Satan Faction or the 4 Satans or the Demon clan...
I will be a High-Class nobility purely born of those traits. Which in turn means..."
" You will have a right to your own Evil Pieces."
" Bingo, my friend! "
Laughing at his new friends / his creator's flabbergasted face, the now ecstatic soul spoke;
" I don't need any of the sacred gears as long as I know their wielders and their location. And even without luck or magic to figure out Sacred Gear users, I already know a bunch of them.
Oh man, I would have boner right now If I still had my body. "
" Okay, first off all, Ew; second of all, I'm guessing you are choosing a Devil as a race right?"
" Definitely, now as to which Inherited power I can get let's see... There is the obvious Power of Destruction, amazing all offense and defense, with proper training.
You said I had the potential of a highest caliber genius so I'm guessing at least Sirzech level correct? "
A simple nod was followed by;
" Then the question arises, can I train enough, in time to be that high level? I mean sure I can come up with wacky weird training solutions from all the anime knowledge in my brain. I am sure my medical degree will also help a bunch in understanding my bodily strength, not just my magic...
But, what if?
What if Sirzechs reached that level with that type of training in a few decades, I don't have that type of time."
The blob spent a lot of time, looking at each of the potential clan powers. He made a huge list, and one by one, he deleted from the list with abilities he was not content with.
" Oi! Perverted Creator of mine! Can you tell me the abilities of the unexplained clan traits? From the 'extinct' houses and such, or like the Astaroth Clan? "
"Hmmm, let me see...
Nope!"
" Yeah, I guessed as much. Then here is the useful ability list of the devil clans;
Bune, Power over Dragons,
Agares, Power to affect Time
Bael, Destruction
Phenex, Semi-Immortality, Fire, Wind
Belial, Worthlessness so basically Aizawa on crack
Abaddon, Power of Hole, which sounds the funniest but it's basically spatial manipulation which is actually quite broken.
Now that is a glorious list, If I do say so myself.
Although sadly, I am gonna go right ahead and delete Bael and Bune from the list, sure both are amazing abilities to have, however they inherently won't help me train myself to be a godlike entity. I need more than just raw power, and it would be a headstart if the power also allowed me to train better.
An inherent talent like Immortality, which is just regeneration on crack, will let me train to my potential a considerable amount of time faster then something like Destruction.
Also, again, what the shit is up with these clan traits. Like the Phenex have Immortality vs Forneus clans ANGLERFISH, with Fire and Wind added on top, both elements at least as good as the Sitri water by themselves.
Worthlessness will probably also have to go, even though I want it so bad.
One, because of it being 'worthless', heh, in terms of training potential. Two, Trihexa will probably be completely immune to my neutralizing factor, not to mention I actually need to know how a power works first, for my zero-ing effect to be fully efficient.
How the fuck would I know how Tri-Fucking-Hexa's bullshit powers work? I am not a god... yet."
"Man you are way more fun to listen to then I thought possible. Truly a nerd of great power. Maybe even a SuperWeeb levels of creativity you have going on there-"
" Shut it, I'm trying to think here alright? I need to become a god-class being in less than 20 years if I don't wanna leave the fate of a whole ass universe to chance."
"How do you plan on that anyways, If I remember correctly, and I do,
The strongest Devil that ever existed was an Ultimate class being. Maybe a little stronger but still not fully a God Class being, and he was born a Super Devil.
Truly cut from a different cloth. However, you seem like you have some ideas on how to get to his level, and then leave him in the dust; where does the boost in confidence come from, boyo?"
" And where would the fun be If I just told you my plans? You gotta watch first, my fellow asshole. No spoilers here.
Now If I am to be a god, I atleast want it to be worth it after I'm done with Trihexa and the Khaos shitheads. Which means even though I love me some Immortality, it is weak as hell when you consider Holy and Light weapons exists.
Wind is quite underrated and possibly even stronger than 'I heat things up', but still. The Phenex clan will have to get a no from me.
Which leaves me with two options. A limited control over time, or a limited control over space. Both are perfect for my plans. "
" How so? "
" They can both help with sealing Trihexa back to the hole he crawled out from.
Both of them will let me use my brains in fights where I could even surprise some gods.
Both of them give me control over the 4th dimension.
Both of them would let me hyper specialize in them and yet still be a multifaceted fighter with offense, defense, support, utility.
I could master both of those domains different magical ways from human magic to Norse magic and be a true master of my domain.
They will be great in infiltrating missions.
AND, they will be great at helping me train, like come on, hyperbolic time chambers and gravity seals anyone. Goku and Rock Lee, maybe? Anyways maybe the most important boon of all...
They will give me the superpower of 'Run the Fuck Away' when I'm in over my head."
"Truly great choices, both of them are...
I see you have forgotten not, my promise of genius level intellect in said power...
Complex powers you can chose, fitting your character to a T..."
" Thanks, Yoda, now which of the two is the actual question here...
Hmmmmm~~
...
...
Am I really about to heads or tails this shit.
... Fuck it.
Oi pervert! Which of the two powers do you like messing with more, time or space? "
" Time. "
" Damn, no hesitation whatsoever. Cool cool cool, now choose heads or tails."
"Are you really about to let, maybe the most important choice you are gonna make EVER in your life and your next life combined, be a reliant on a fucking penny?
Really my guy?
Like, are you sure about that?"
" What was it that you said again?
Let us be free of choices once again, and let us LET FATE DECIDE ITS COURSE, FOR US!
Something like that, right? Both are great, and I'd spend 50 years here trying to reach a conclusion, just send it. "
"You-!?
... You know what? I like your style even more now, boyo.
Here, a penny that has perfect weight distribution. Show me something fun yet again, I choose tails."
The joke 'I choose you' went unsaid in both their minds...
Our blob-ous friend used his newly formed hands to grab the penny, and rested it between his thumbs backside, and his index finger upper side.
He made his hand into a proper fist, curved his thumb inwards...
And then,
...
He flicked.
[}-Chapter End-{]