(We continue in the subway the next day, the subway then makes a stop)

Announcer: We have arrived in Toronto, if you want to make a stop, go ahead.

Mario: Welp, this may stop. Farewell everyone!

(Mario jumps off the subway and then goes up stairs and sees the beautiful snowy lands of Toronto)

Mario: Oh wow, I heard so much about this place being snowy, but I never knew it was this beautiful. (Mind) Do you think they might recognize me?

Toronto citizen: Hey look, fat, short Italian!

Toronto citizen #2: You [bleep]tard, that's obviously Rayman!

Mario: (yawn) Man I'm feeling tired, I'm gonna need some good ol' energy drinking coffee.

(Mario then looks around some places until he spots a place called "Second Cup.")

Mario: "Second Cup?" That's sounds like a jolly place for waking up.

(Mario walks in and see a girl with brown hair, yellow earrings, and glasses looking at her phone, she then looks at Mario and her expression changes from bored to shocked)

Mario: Uhh hello, I'd like to buy a coffee.

???: Oh my god, this can't be f[Bleep] happening. I get up at f[bleeping] 6:00am to get this sh[bleep]le of a job open, and after 2 hours, I see a midget dressed as Mario asking for some f[bleep]ng coffee!

Mario: Well, I'm no cosplayer, I'm THE Mario, you know from Nintend-

???: Yeah yeah save the role play for later, so what can I get you?

Mario: I'll just take a regular coffee.

(The worker gets a coffee cup and puts it in the coffee machine and fills it ups and gives it to Mario)

???: Here you go, I'm sure Scott will be happy to see this.

Mario: This Scott guy sounds like a big fan of my games, is he one of your friends?

???: That f[bleed)rd? He's Stacey idiot brother.

Mario: And where is Stacey?

???: She normally works here, but she's not here today.

(Behind the worker is another worker with black hair)

Stacey: I'm right here Julie.

Julie: Wait, I thought you were-oh never mind. Enjoy your f[bleep]ing coffee.

Mario: Ok, and your name is Julie? That's a nice name.

Julie: Oh f[bleep] off.

(Mario then walks to a table)

Julie: Stacey, call your brother and tell him Mario's here.

Mario: (to himself) Man, the nerve of some people.

(Mario sits on a table, begins to drink his coffee, then gets out a 3DS from his suitcase and plays Sonic Generations on it because there actually exists a 3DS port of the 2011 game Sonic Generations. But all of it stops when Mario gets a call)

Mario: Oh looks like a I got a call on my Nintendo approved IPhone and it from Luigi.

(Mario answers)

Mario: Yes?

(Cuts to Luigi at the castle with Bucken-Berry and Ala-Gold looking under a couch)

Luigi: Hey Mario, if Bowser breaks into the castle, how does he get in usually?

Bucken-Berry: He's not under the couch.

Ala-Gold: What if he's in the couch?

(Back to Second Cup)

Mario: Well my gonbonzo bean brother, he usually comes in from the basement, the walls, or just rushes in and takes Peach, and on rare occasions he comes in from the attic.

Luigi: Well thanks for the lesson bro, so how's your vacation going in Toronto?

(Mario gets up and starts walking around Second Cup, but unknowingly to him, someone was eating a banana and without paying attention throws it in the floor in Mario's direction)

Mario: Well bro, I just got here and went to a cafe, and met this pretty rude worker who told me that this guy named Sc-

(Mario has accidentally put his right foot on the banana)

Mario:OAAAAAHHHH!!!

(Mario slips and accidentally throws him phone somewhere)

Mario: Noo! Luigi got me that!

(All hope seem lost, but a miracle happens, a hand catches Mario's phone, but one thing to notice is that the hand has a yellow and red striped sweatband)

???: Is this your phone?

Mario: Why yes it is, thanks-

(Mario looks at the person who caught the phone is a guy with brown scraggly hair, and has a yellow shirt with a red star on it)

???: Oh my god.

Mario: Uh hello?

???: It's actually YOU!!!

Mario: Oh uh, yep it's me, Mario. Who are you?

???: Oh I'm sorry, let me just you introduce my myself once we leave the cafe.

Julie: Hey! Who's gonna pay for the coffee?

Mario: Oh I'm sorry.

(Mario gets a coin bag from his suit and gives Julie fives coins from the Mushroom Kingdom)

Mario: That's five dollars in my home.

(Mario and the guy leave the cafe)

Julie: I don't get paid for this sh[bleep].

(Outside the cafe)

Mario: So uh who are you and why are you react to me all excited?

???: Oh yeah, allow me. Ahem.

Scott: I'm Scott Pilgrim, and I'm let's say a big fan of your games.

Mario: Scott Pilgrim? Oh yeah I recognise for that really terrible movie from 2010, and also that song from Plumtree.

Scott: Hey, that movie is a masterpiece! But anyways, I can't believe I'm meeting THE Mario from Nintendo, the only real question is what are you doing here?

Mario: Well back in the Mushroom Kingdom, Peach, Luigi and the others told me that I should take a vacation for all the time I saved the kingdom and they recommended this place because I love the snowy environments and here we are.

Scott: Oh, well I can wait to show my friends that you're here, you know them since you seen the movie?

Mario, I think I do, there's the manic pixie dream girl, the one with freckles, bearded guy, gay roommate, the minor who the internet wants to kill you for dating for a brief time, and Neil.

Scott: Huh, I've never heard anyone describe my friends like that, but I'll show them later.

(Cuts to Mario and Scott at house)

Mario: What are we doing here?

Scott: I'll show you.

(Cuts to in the house, where there are six people here, a girl with red hair with tips of yellow hair, a beard with a beard and tired ears holding a guitar , a girl with freckles, red hair, wearing a skirt with drums and is the hottest out of them, a guy with a younger looking look and brown hair, and a Chinese girl with dot eyes, black hair and on a keyboard)

(Scott thens comes in with Mario)

Scott: Hey guys, sorry I'm late.

Bearded guy: Well excuse me mister, we have a rehearsal next month, and you can't be late all the time!

Freckle girl: Yeah Scott, at this point, we're gonna have to replace you.

Chinese girl: What? No! We can't do that!

Fuchsia girl: Comes on guys, give Scott some slack.

(Mario appears in front of the girl)

Mario: She's right, a lot of people deserve a second chance.

Everyone: (frightened) AAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Fuchsia: Scott, what and who is that?

Scott: Where are my manners? Everyone, this is Mario, not just a cosplay of Mario, but THE Mario from Nintendo.

Mario: It's-a-me Mario! Hello there Scott's Friends

Scott: And Mario, this is Ramona Flowers, my girlfriend. (To himself) And so to be my wife.

Scott: And this is my band Sex Bob-Bomb, the is is Stephen Stills who's house we're in, Kim Pine, (aka the best character and best girl to me) and our newest member Knives Chau.

Mario: Hey that's the minor who the internet wanted to kill you for dating briefly.

Knives: Uhh, I don't know that many people were like that to Scott.

Scott: And this is our good friend and number one fan Young Neil.

Mario: I-is that his full name?

Scott: Nah we just call him Young Neil:

Neil: Hello, I am also I part of the gang.

Mario: Mmm love your friends, but one question, who in the world 8 names a band Sex Bob-Omb?

Stephen: Hey! You know that bands name is a call back to you.

Mario: It is? (Realization) Ohhh!

Stephen: And besides, how are you THE Mario?

Mario: I don't sound like Chris Pratt and have a Brooklyn accent.

(Yes in this is fanfic, Mario and Luigi have their Brooklyn voice form the super show)

Stephen: Oh, well I guess that makes sense.

Kim: So Mario, what brings you here in Toronto, and where's your brother...Louis?

Mario: First of all, my brother is Luigi, and second I'm here because I'm on vacation for my hard works saving the Mushroom Kingdom and Luigi is watching over the kingdom.

Ramona: Why is Luigi watching the kingdom? Isn't he the inferior brothe-

Mario: No ma'am, Lu-Luigi is actually quite tough.

Kim: So Scott, now that Mario is here, could you explain the story of how you fought Ramona's exes and got the girl?

Mario: What?

Scott: Oh oh, I've been always wanted to tell to Mario.

Mario: So uh Scott, what do theme mean by "fought Ramona's exes?"

Scott: It's a very long story, but to start, it all begins when-

(One hour of a complicated story later)

(Back to Scott still expaining to Mario, who is now a skeleton)

Scott: So I learned the power of self-respect and me and Ramona beat up Gideon and we learned to grow together as people and that's where we are now.

Kim: So now that the mustache paisano has heard it, can we get back to band practice?

Neil: Wait, I gotta show him my many Mario games.

Mario back to normal: Oh god.

Ramona: What's wrong? Shouldn't you be honored to see your many games?

Mario: You don't understand, when someone shows me their games, it always takes up to 4 hours.

Mario: Um how about Bob Omb plays one of their songs.

Neil:Okays so here's my 3ds with Mario Kart 7, Mario 3D Land, and New Super Mario Bros 2, and my Gameboy Advance with Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga...

(As Young Neil keeps showing his many games, Mario just gives him a dead stare as the camera zooms out of Stephen Still's house and we see a red paratroopa and a green koopa holding onto the paratroopas leg spying on the group of heroes then fly down to a dumpster and hide, the paratroopa then gets own a wireless telephone and begin to make a call)

(Cuts to Bowser's castle where Bowser is playing chess with shy guy where Bowser is white and the shy guy is black and the Shy guy has a bishop and all of Bowser's pawns killed while Bowser has non of his pieces killed and it's very quiet until Bowser gets a call from a wireless telephone and picks it up)

Bowser: Yes?

Paratroopa: Boss we got information on Mario's vacation adventure.

Bowser: Really? What information do you have?

Paratroopa: All we see is that he's hanging out with a bunch of humans and they don't look really special in fact, a lot of the people in here don't look really special.

Bowser: Ohhhh, so this place could really use powerful ruler.

Paratroopa: Oh ho boss when do we attack?

Bowser: I'll let you know. Hmhmhmhmhm.

(Paratroopa ends the call)

Koopa: I smell a story.

Paratroopa: Dude, we're in a dumpster.

(Meanwhile at Peach's castle)

Luigi: Hey guys, do you feel like we're missing out on a big story that involves Mario meeting another character from a different series and then going on an adventure?

Daisy: Luigi, what the heck are you on? And where can I get it?

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