(We continue in the evening at Stephen Still's house where Mario is sitting between Ramona and Young Neil, he's still making the same face from the previous chapter as Sex Bob-Omb are playing a cover of the greatest song of all time)
Scott/Stephen: HEY NOW, YOU'RE AN ALL STAR, GET THE GAME ON GO PLAY!
Scott/Stephen: HEY NOW, YOU'RE AN ROCK STAR, GET THE SHOW ON GET PAID!
Scott: And all that glitter is gold!
Stephen: Only shooting stars break the mold!
Scott: And all that glitter is gold!
Stephen: Only shootings starts break the mold!
(Song ends)
Stephen: So how was that?
Ramona: Ehh, it's bit of an improvement from the last song, but can blame it? It's All Star, but may Steve Harwell rest in peace for creating a song for an entire generation.
Neil: I liked it, but you guys peaked at the first hey now, you're only suppose to do that at the last one.
Stephen: Mario?
(Mario is still making the same face until he snaps back to reality)
Mario: Huh what? Oh yeah, that was a great performance, I don't think a keyboard could fit in it. There wasn't event a keyboard in the original song.
Knives: Well excuuuuuuuuuse me princess!
Mario: What?
Knives: I-isn't that a reference to your cartoon from the 80s?
Scott: No Knives, that's Zelda you're referencing.
Knives: Dang, I don't think I can make a good video game reference.
Kim: Well it getting late, guess it's time to head back home.
Stephen: Kim's right, great preference guys, but I got some words to say.
Stephen: Scott, quite daydreaming about whatever you do with Ramona.
Stephen: Kim, you need better force to hit those beats.
Stephen: Knives, keep doing whatever you're doing.
(Knives smiles)
(Cuts to outside where Kim, Scott, Ramona, Knives and Mario walk out)
Kim: Well me and Knives are heading back to Knives' place to hang out. Goodnight.
Knives: Goodnight Scott! A-and Ramona.
(Kim and Knives leave)
Ramona: So Mario, did you ever rent a hotel to sleep in?
Mario: Aw crap, I forgot to rent one before I left. That's like one of the most important things of taking a vacation.
Ramona: Well if it makes you feel better, you could sleep in our house.
Scott: Ramona, what are you doing?
Ramona: Come on Scott, this will be the only chance you'll hang out with THE Mario.
Scott: I suppose you're right.
Mario: Aw thanks guys.
Ramona: You're welcome Mario, that's what friends are for.
Mario: Man, I guess can consider you and your friends as my friends, it's too bad I might not see you guys after this vacation.
Scott: It's okay Mario, you could visit us any time in summer or winter, and you could bring Luigi and the others.
Mario: Awww, thank you guys.
(Transitions to Ramona's house, where the three heroes enter and see a lot of things that belong to either Scott, or Ramona)
Mario: Wow, this is a nice place you lovers got here.
Ramona: Thanks it's a clearly the state of the art house.
Mario: It is, so do you guys have a couch?
Ramona: We do, but that has some guest there.
(Ramona points at the couch and they see that there are tons of fleas having a party)
Ramona: We've been trying to find some spray.
Mario: Oh, well I guess I'll see if I have a blanket to sleep on the floor.
(The three go into Ramona and Scott's room and Mario looks into his suitcase until he gets out a comedically large mattress)
Mario: What the? I don't remember getting. (Looks) Wait, there's a letter.
(Mario reads the letter)
"Thought you would need this for your vacation so I snuck it in there."
Luigi.
Mario: Aw thanks Luigi.
(Mario is now in pajamas, his hat is on the floor and he is ready to sleep)
Mario: Goodnight.
Scott/Ranona: Goodnight.
(Our three heroes go to sleep)
...
(The next day we see Scott sleeping in the left of the bed)
Scott: (asleep) I know you don't want it, but Ramona, I'm gonna give it to you.
(Scott turns to the right side of the bed and Mario is there sleeping as well facing Scott)
(The two begin to wake up)
Scott: Muuua-OH MY GOD!!!
Mario: AHHHH!
(Mario accidentally falls off the bed)
Scott: Oh my god!
Mario: Mom, those terabytes aren't mine!
Scott: What?
Mario: Scott, what are you doing?!
Scott: This is my bed what do you think I'm doing? Making bread?
Mario: Were you trying to kiss me?
Scott: Ha ha no!
Ramona: (offscreen) Don't worry Scott, I just let him sleep on our bed last night after I woke up and took a shower, and come downstairs I made some pancakes.
Scott: Aw I love pancakes!
Mario: Me too!
Scott; Wanna be pancake pals?
Mario: Sorry Scott, but I'm already pancake pals with Luigi, but we could form a club when I get back.
(Cuts to a table where Mario and Scott are eating the heck out of their pancakes meanwhile Ramona now with green hair with yellow tips at the end wearing an apron wearing her casual clothes watches them in disgust)
Ramona: Hey be careful you two, you might choke.
(Mario hold his breathe)
Mario: HRMMM!! (Burp!)
(Mario leads out a huge burp)
Mario: My bad.
(Mario and Scott laugh)
Ramona: (sigh) I'll never understand guys.
(All the laughing is stop because when Mario gets off his chair and steps on the floor and a huge loud stump is heard as the three stop in shock as Scott and Ramona look at Mario)
Mario: Okay, I was NOT a part of that!
(The same loud stump plays again as the three get up and see what's going on)
(Cuts to the three in the streets as they see a crowd looking at somewhere, including Stephen Stills, Kim, Stacey, Young Neil, Stacey, Julie and Knives)
Ramona: Julie, what's going on?
Julie: No no, the question is what did this f[bleep] do!? (To Mario)
Scott: Back off, Mario did nothing wrong here.
Julie: Oh really, then how do you explain that?
(Mario, Ramona and Scott look and see a big tower being carried by banzai bills being controlled by a hammer bro)
Mario: No...this can't be.
Kim: What, what's the problem-
???:MARIO!!!
(A familiar reptilian monstrous voice is heard)
Mario: No it can't be.
Scott: What's happening?
(Next to Scott is a smug looking guy with coffee and wearing a robe)
???: I could ask the same question too.
Scott: What the? Wallace? Where have you been during this story?
Wallace: Been having time with some Latino boys and by the way Chris Hansen wants to speak to you.
(From the front Kamek appears)
Kamek: Ladies and gentlemen, behold, the king of the koopas!
(A gate door is opened and a familiar shadow is there)
Knives: (gasp!) KING K ROOL?!
(Kim facepalms herself)
(And if you already know, that figure is...BOWSER)
Bowser: People of Toronto, kneel before your new ruler!
Toronto citizen: What if we say no?
(Bowser breathes fire and burns the citizen and turns him into a skeleton)
Bowser: Anyways, KNEEL BEFORE YOUR NEW RULER!! Otherwise fight me you peasants and by peasants I mean MARIO!!!
(Bowser points at Mario and everyone looks at him)
Mario: Bowser, what are YOU doing in Toronto on my vacation?
Bowser: What do you think macaroni mouth? To ruin it for my own amusement. Because no matter where you are, I'm always here to destroy it.
Mario: Well I got a ice flower to cool your horrid breathe, Scott get me my sui-
(Mario begins to realize something)
Mario: Wait, I didn't think I packed some power ups. Aw crud.
Koopa: (snickering) BAHAH-
Bowser: Oh ho, I see you have some new friends from this.
Mario: Yep and you can't take their home away, they're my friends and I know a lot about them. Such as four of them are in a great and I suggest that everyone here would listen to their songs and even one of them has fought his girlfriend's evil exes and has a really amazing movie.
Koopa: Isn't that also the same guy who date a 17-year old?
(Everyone looks at Scott and Knives)
Scott: Uhhhhhhhhh I needed a simple relationship after Envy okay?
Knives: Yeah Stephen, you should be ashamed.
Stephen: What?
Mario: Anyways Bowser, if you're gonna take this place then you're gonna have to get through me and we're gonna fight the smash way.
Bowser: Then it's a fight it is.
(Bowser jumps high and stomps on the close to Mario)
(The two look at each other with anger eyes and a vs screen saying "Mario vs Bowser.")
Announcer: MARIO VS BOWSER!
(Then Bowser grabs Mario by the body)
Bowser: Looks the tables have turned.
(Bowser starts to swing Mario around and throw hims very far)
Bowser: So long gay Mario.
(Mario is blasted very up high)
Mario: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
...
Bowser: Anyone else?
(All the citizens stand back)
Bowser: Good! NOW LEAN TO YOUR NEW RULER!!!
(All the citizens but our heroes lean)
Bowser: Good no-
Scott: I DO NOT!!!
Bowser: Who said that?
Scott: I did!
(Shows Scott standing in front looking at Bowser menacingly)
Bowser: Who's this guy.
Kamek: I think it's the groomer who dated a high-schooler.
Scott: Oh come on, is that what people know me for?
Bowser: Yeah you're pretty much living in infamy at this point.
Scott: Ugh! Anyways Bowser if you're gonna fight Mario then you're gonna fight me!
Bowser: Oh great another present willing to fight me. Alright.
Scott: Young Neil, if I die I just want you to know, that on this day forward you will forever be known as..."Neil."
NEIL.
Neil: This is the greatest day of my life!
(Bowser begins to pose)
Announcer: SCOTT PILGRIM VS BOWSER!!!
(Scott begins to run to Bowser as he is still posing, the citizens look in amazement and Scott's friends are cheering for him, Julie rolls her eyes Stephen and Kim and Wallace smile, and Stacey and Knives cheer for him)
Ramona: GET HIM BABE!!!
(Scott jumps and is about to punch Bowser but Bowser stops it by grabbing Scott in the face, very anti-climatic and then he throws him and down and starts punching the crap out of him)
Scott: (in pain) OW OW OW OFF AHH OW!!!
(Cuts to the rest with Kim, Stacey, Knives and Stephen look in shock, Wallace just shrugs it off and drinks his coffee and Julie's just snickers)
Ramona: Woah! O-okay, I did NOT see that coming.
(Ramona begins to get her rollerblades out of her handbag, puts them on and begins to skate away in the direction Mario was thrown in)
(Meanwhile at the castle for some filler, Daisy is playing an online game of MK8D with Bucken-Berry, and Ala-Gold is there sitting next to Bucken-Berry and on the screen there are four courses to choose, 3DS Toad Circuit, Wii Rainbow Road, DS Tick-Tock Clock, and GCN Daisy Cruise)
Bucken-Berry: Oohhhh I wonder what dates are we going to next?
Daisy: What do you mean? Isn't it obvious? Daisy Cruiser!
Bucken-Berry: But that's a girly stage, Toad Circuit is more (deep voice) manly.
Ala-Gold: Yeah (deep voice) manly.
Daisy: Dude, that stage is literally the worst stage in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, at least 7 had an excuse to make it as a first course.
Bucken-Berry: Uh oh, ten seconds, let's see who wins.
Diasy: Ha! You're the only one who voted for Bored Circuit!
(The game decides using the yellow bar thing, Wii Rainbow Road has three votes, GCN Diasy Cruise has two votes, Wii Rainbow Road has ten votes and 3DS Toad Circuit has only one vote from Bucken-Berry, there's only one space left)
(Diasy and the two toads are looking at the screen with immense and in the end...Toad Circuit wins)
Diasy: WHAT?!
Bucken-Berry: YEAH! Toad Circuit gang for life babeee!
Ala-Gold: Toad Circuit number one!
(Cuts to Ramona in a park skating looking for Mario)
Ramona: Now where could he be?
(Ramona looks and sees a hole the shape of a meteor near the swings, she looks and see Mario down there all sad and bruised up)
Ramona: Mario, there you are, come on we gotta stop Bo-
Mario: No.
Ramona: What?
Mario: I let everyone down. I just wanted to have a peaceful vacation but I ended up being Toronto in danger.
Ramona: I mean Toronto was already terrible.
Mario: I brought nothing but danger to everywhere and I've let everyone...down.
Ramona: That's not true, you're THE Mario, sure you're not like your game counterpart, but you're a good role model for potential heroes for new games a lot of other game characters have token a lot of inspiration for you. Hell, if you didn't exist the gaming Industry would be dead by now. Listen, you're not perfect, but you're in a lot of the good Mario games which is all of them except Sunshine of course.
Mario: But I don't think I can do it and I don't think we have much time left for the story for a character arc.
Ramona: Oh we can just skip the important bits and just hope for the better, think every season of Ninjago. Listen Scott thought he didn't have a chance of defeating my exes and was gonna give up, but one thing he learned during the journey was the power of self-respect, a-and love too. But now it's YOUR turn to show Toronto what YOU have to offer.
Mario: Wow I never knew I meant so much to everyone.
(Mario gets up form the hole and has gained back his confidence)
Mario: Alright, let's take down a koopa.
Ramona: Now THATS Mario.
(Cuts to Knives holding a terribly beaten up Scott as Bowser celebrates his victory)
Bowser: This is the glorious day of my life, at last I'm a king, THE KING OF TORONTO CANADA!!!
Mario: (offscreen) You're not a king!
(Bowser is shocked and sees Mario coming back)
Mario: You're nothing but a reptilian dirtbag.
Bowser: Oh great it's that preposterous plumber!
(Ramona appears and tells her fiends to come here with her hand and Scott, Kim, Stephen, and Knives join them)
Ramona: And his new helpers.
(Stephen Stills gets a worried expression)
Mario: That's right Bowser, I'm gonna pick ya up and (pounds fist) throw you away!
(Mario jumps into battle)
Mario: Like a-Like a garbage truck!
(Mario begin to pose as we get a BGM)
BGM: Garbage Truck by Sex-Bob Omb. (From the movie)
Bowser: We'll see about that. Get him!
(The Koopas then run towards to Mario)
(Mario once again jumps into battle)
I'll take you for a ride!
(After Mario gets ready he then begins to jump very far and over the koopas)
On my garbage truck!
(Bowser gets ready and begins to fight Mario)
Oh no.
(Then the Koopas start running towards Scott, Ramona, Kim, Stephen and Knives)
I'll take you to the dump!
Ramona: Here come the koopa troopas!
Scott: Let's turn them into poopa droopas!
'Cause you're my queen!
(Scott, Ramona, Kim and K Ives run towards them while Stephen Stills covers himself until he realizes that he got left)
Stephen: Huh? AH!
Take you uptown!
(Stephen Stills gets ups and follows them)
I'll show you the sighs you know you wanna ride!
(Scott jumps on a koopa and kicks it)
In my garbage truck!
(Stephen Stills jumps on a koopa, at first he had a worried expression but after kicking the shell he gains a confident expression)
(Kim jumps on a koopa and kicks it as well)
Truck truck truck!
(Cuts to Mario fighting Bowser who is blocking Mario's attacks)
We'll pass the mansions by!
Drive right through the needles eye oh my!
Mario: It's no use Bowser, when we stop this plan, we're gonna throw you out of there!
My my oh my!
Bowser: Easy then said done macaroni mouth! HAHAHA!
I got a stereo!
(Kamek teleports Bowser to the top of the tower then he jumped form)
Mario: You can't escape that easily, you sinister slime bag!
You just gotta turn the knob and maybe we'll go!
(Mario jumps on Kamek and climbs onto the top of the tower and continues the fight)
(And the BGN changes)
BGM: Enemy Course. (New Super Mario Bros Wii/WiiU)
Mario: What's mean and yellow and is about to be covered in tomato sauce?
Bowser: I don't know what?
Mario: A koopa that's landed in cooked spaghetti.
Bowser: Cut the compliments!
(Cuts to a koopa looking at Wallace and plotting to attack him. The koopa then runs to Wallace and he is still standing still, but Wallace straights up pulls a gun out, the koopa is now scared and begins to turn back but Wallace shoots him, but the bullet missed and hits the floor)
(Back to koopa and plumber)
Mario: Bowser, you're the most meanest, ugliest and most sinister creature to ever lay on Toronto!
Bowser: Flattery will get you no where!
(Bowser hops off the tower and to a near table outside a restaurant)
Mario: Trying to escape are ya?
(Mario follows Bowser as they continue to fight)
(And guess what? The previous BGM comes back)
As far as we can!
(Bowser grabs a plate with sausage and steak on it)
Bowser: Here, chew on this!
I'll be your garbage man!
(Mario dodges the plate, but takes a sausage and takes a bite out of it)
Mario: Omn! Thanks buddy! He's making me work up quite an appetite.
I'll take out your junk!
(Cuts to Knives jumping on a koopa and throwing him away)
Knives: There, that's the last of those yellow, mean, good for nothings.
(Cuts to Mario and Bowser still fighting but it ends with Mario knocking out Bowser by punching him in the jaw, making him thrown away and landing on Kamek)
(Cuts to Ramona, Scott, Kim, Knives with Mario joining them, they have defeated Bowser)
Bowser: Drats, even at a different world without power ups, I'm still beaten by you.
(Stephen Stills comes out and blocks everyone, acting like he stopped Bowser)
Mario: That's the way the cookie crumbles.
Bowser: And as they say, he who koops and runs away gets to live another day!
(Bowser tires to run but...)
Ramona: Oh no you don't!
(Ramona takes off her handbag and grabs Bowser from his tail and drags him)
Bowser: What's happening?
Ramona: This is what you get for hurting Scott!
(Ramona goes to her handbag and opens it and goes in with Bowser)
(We don't see what happeneds but a lot of beating sound and to add a lot of cartoon sound effects re heard as everyone looks in concern)
(You also hear Bowser begging for mercy)
(Ramona gets our of the bag with Bowser, who has a black eye, his left horn and some spike on his shell are torn apart and one of the chains on his arms is broken)
(Ramona looks and sees a wide door with a star on it and she begins to drag Bowser to it)
Bowser: Where does that door lead to?
Ramona: Subspace.
(Ramona opens it and it reveals a lot of weird things going on. She then starts swinging Bowser like Mario did in Mario 64)
Ramona: So long...Gay Bowser.
(Ramona throws Bowser into the Subspace as he lets out a huge, "NOOOOOOOOO!")
(Ramona closes the door and heads back with the others)
Ramona: Now that's settled.
Kamek: Retreat!!!
(All of Bowser's minion quickly run)
(All the citizens then revert back to what they were doing)
Mario: What? No celebration?
Wallace: Yeah in here, weird sh[bleep] always happens and everyone just takes it as normal.
Mario: Huh, we'll do you guys just wanna hang out?
Kim: But don't you have a kingdom to protec considering what just happened?
Mario: Bowser's in that space thing, I'm sure I can handle a few days here.
Scott: (excited) Really! Uh I mean...really?
Mario: Yeah!
(Cuts to Mario, Scott, Ramona, Kim, Stephen, Knives hanging out doing a lot of things, but at last all good things come to end)