Some sasusakunaru for the soul, Jonin age at that. Still haven't finished Naruto yet so if this ages like milk as I watch more, I apologize in advance

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"Can you do this any slower?" Sasuke asked as Naruto wrapped his leg.

"Wanna find out?" Naruto retorted with, tugging tight enough to make him wince.

"Don't be a jerk," Sakura said sharply, working a laceration on Sasuke's shoulder. Disinfecting it and wiping away the dirt.

Sasuke laughed, a singular note. "It's in his genes, Sakura, he can't help but be an asshole."

"Say one more thing like that and I'm leaving," Naruto threatened.

"Right after our wonky relationship got figured out? I don't think you have it in you." Sasuke spat sharply.

And he was right.

Sakura leaned over to press a kiss to Naruto's head

"So you'll kiss his wound better but not mine?"

"I don't wanna get a mouthful of blood, Sasuke."

"I don't mind."

"We know you don't mind," Both Sasuke and Sakura stated.

"I just remembered why I want to marry you," Sasuke declared rather boldly.

"Because I'm an ass to Naruto?" Sakura asked.

Sasuke nodded, "Make out with me while he watches?"

Naruto gave a long, uncharacteristic whine, "No fair! We never make out in front of Sasuke."

"I didn't say yes," Sakura corrected as she ran a bandage across Sasuke's wound and pinned it together. He gave a satisfied hum all the while as she tended to his wounds.

"You should ask her sometime," Sasuke said, "Maybe she'll pity you."

Naruto mimicked it right back at him and Sasuke just smiled.

"And now I remember why I want to marry you," Sasuke stated boldly.

"Oh yeah?" Naruto raised a brow and gave an almost smug look as he watched Sasuke sit up despite the wound on his leg.

Hands clasped Naruto's face, "Because you're an idiot, kiss me."

"No."

"What?"

Naruto lifts Sasuke's hands from his face and makes a show of nuzzling up against Sakura, "Because I'd rather kiss Sakura."

"That's bullshit!" Sasuke declared.

Sakura swooned across Sasuke's lap and out of Naruto's arms. She quickly found herself reaching for Sasuke's face, "Yeah, it is bullshit."

Naruto watched as Sasuke diverted his focus to Sakura, "You two aren't...?"

"Oh but we are, Naruto," Sasuke said with a smirk on his face.

He pressed a short kiss to Sakura's lips but she kicked up a leg and moaned into the briefest of contacts to mess with Naruto. It only lasted a second but at the moment they separated Naruto was trying to weasel his way into the situation. Sasuke answered the motions by turning his head with a disgusted scoff and Sakura by rolling off of the ravenettes lap entirely.

"Double standard!"

"Take it up with the first Kunoichi's ghost, I don't make the gay rule book."

"What do Kunoichi have to do with the gay rule book?!"

"All Kunoichi do it to impress women, idiot."

"But you like Sasuke!"

"What do you think her deal with Ino was about?"

Naruto stayed silent, and then: "You had a sexy phase?!"

Sakura doesn't hesitate, "A very sexy phase."

"An extremely sexy phase," Sasuke tacked on with a smirk, "Saw them make out before we got together."

Naruto whines.

"It was hot," Sasuke declared.

"Doubt it was as hot as the time I caught you and Naruto going at it before we got together," Sakura shot back with.

"Oh please, you've seen us fuck plenty of times," Naruto said.

"And I've see the sun rise plenty of times too," Sakura said.

"How sweet." Was what Sasuke got out in response.

"How interesting." Was Naruto's answer, "You like watching me and Sasuke, don't you?"

Sasuke turned to face her, "Do you?"

Sakura rolled her eyes, "And Naruto likes ramen- of course I do! You two mean everything to me! Why wouldn't I?"

Sasuke smiled, "So you're saying I should move the marriage to be a little bit sooner?"

"You just wanna fuck like rabbits, don't you?" Naruo accused.

"You say that like you're not down to mess around," Sakura stated.

Naruto gently held Sasuke's face, "You don't need the excuse of a honeymoon to get railed, Sasuke. Just ask nicely and foot the bill next time we eat out."

"I'll pass on having sex if you expect me to pay for food."

"Naruto, you're the salt of the earth," Sakura sighed out.

"Alright, alright, how about this: ask nicely, and then me and Sakura will wreck your shit seven ways from sunday?" Naruto offered, he sounded eager. Far too eager.

"Good to me."

"You two always need to figure out how to get down, don't you?"

Naruto was swift to redirect his attention to Sakura. Leaning towards her and hands all over her in mere seconds, "Sakura, we'd never leave you behind in our fun. You know you can always join in."

Sasuke nodded, "We'll be on you in an instant."

"We'll devour you like animals." A growl is barely hidden.

"We might even put you in a coma." There's a chuckle as Sasuke speaks, a dark one.

Sakura swallows thickly, "I'll keep that in mind then."

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