Chapter 11
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Lvl 25
HP- 260
STR- 113
VIT- 175
AGI- 114
INT- 116
LUK- 117
MP- 8763
Skill points- 170
(Satou Mansion)
Kazuma smiled as he got out of bed and got ready for another day. The night before with Cremea was pretty nice and considering he had 5 gorgeous girls living with him there was more fun to come down the road. Getting undressed and grabbing a towel, Kazuma made his way over to the bathroom and knocked on the door, "Anybody in there." Kazuma said calmly. One of the most interesting aspects of his new home was the singular bath so he had to check to see if anybody was there, so he didn't interrupt one of the girls mid bathing. When he heard nothing he slowly opened the door figuring he was alone but that was quickly proven false.
"Morning Kazuma." Darkness blushed as she sat in the bath with water covering most of her body. Now Kazuma would be the first to admit that Darkness had an amazing body and he enjoyed it on plenty of occasions but instead he was annoyed because he knew what this was about.
"So you decided not to say anything huh." Kazuma groaned in annoyance.
"Yes! Punish me for my actions Kazuma!" Darkness said happily.
Kazuma rolled his eyes, "Well I'm afraid we can't do it now because this room isn't soundproof, and I don't want to wake the girls." Kazuma replied.
Darkness got up from the bath showing off her fully naked form and walked over to where she had her towel. To Kazuma's shock she pulled up the towel and revealed a small green ball gag, "Will this help." Darkness asked eagerly.
Kazuma couldn't believe she went that far but he wasn't about to say anything now, "Yes. Put it on and put your hands against the wall Darkness." Kazuma smiled.
"Okay!" Darkness said happily as she walked over to the wall and with surprising ease put the gag on herself before placing her hands on the wall and shaking her rear while looking back at him with a smoldering glance. The fact her pussy was glistening juices as she did it was downright unreal.
LEMON START
"You are one kinky bitch Darkness and I love it" Kazuma smiled as he dropped his towel and walked over as his boner grew in size as he approached her eager body. A smiling Kazuma slid his cock along her pussy using the juices as lubrication before shocking the blonde by lining up with her rear.
"MMPH! MMPH!" Darkness moaned beneath the gag no doubt protesting the upcoming anal insertion.
Kazuma chuckled, "Now Darkness, it wouldn't be a punishment if it was something you wanted. Besides this accomplishes your goal while having me not technically break the rules" Kazuma smiled before using a bit more strength than usual and slamming into her rear.
"MMHMMMMMMMMMMM!" Darkness screamed as his cock slammed into her rear end filling it up instantly.
"Fuck this is tight. I thought your tits were amazing, but your ass is like a vice Darkness." Kazuma grunted happily. He was really gonna enjoy this.
"NGHH! NGHH! NGH!" Darkness protested clearly trying to say something but thanks to the gag she was stuck.
"Oh yeah. Let's not forget to enjoy those tits too." Kazuma smiled as he reached over and groped her breasts pinching her nipples for good measure as he sawed in and out of her ass.
The room was filled with the familiar sounds of hips clashing and considering how long it had been since he did anything with her, Darkness was in trouble.
"NGHHH!" Darkness screamed as a release gushed from her pussy even as Kazuma mercilessly hammered her ass.
"Holy Shit you just came. Man you're a pervert Darkness." Kazuma smiled as he mercilessly groped her breasts while he continued to pound her ass. He had to admit that he couldn't think of a better way to start his day. Well, he could think of a few but for now this would do.
"MMHMMM! MHMM! MHMM!" Darkness said and it was clear her protest had turned into a moan.
"You're actually getting off on this. Maybe I should stop making you feel so good Darkness." Kazuma smiled as he pulled off her breasts and kept his left hand on Darkness's hips while his right reared back and slapped her on the ass.
"NGHHHH!" Darkness cried through the gag though this was more pain than pleasure.
"That's better. This wouldn't be a punishment if you enjoyed it." Kazuma smiled as he spanked her rear again.
"NGH" Darkness moaned as Kazuma reveled in the fun.
"Take this! And this! One more time!" Kazuma shouted as he spanked Darkness's rear again and again.
"NGHHH!" Darkness screamed again as she came for a second time in short order.
There was something about Darkness being like this that was amazing. The rich and powerful girl reduce to rubble, and it was time for the final touch, "Alright Darkness I'm about to cum." Kazuma smiled.
"MMHMMM" Darkness seemed to nod preparing herself for the inevitable release.
"Alright Darkness. Here. We. GO!" Kazuma roared as he sent a load into Darkness's rear. The molten hot cum filling her ass to the brim and sending the crusader and one of the richest people in Axel into another frenzy.
"NGHHHH!" Darkness cried out orgasming for the third time as Kazuma filled her.
"Good girl." Kazuma smiled as he pulled out and enjoyed the sight of his spunk coming out of the heiress.
LEMON END
MP GAINED
Anal Sex (200) x 1- 200
Groping (70) x 1 - 70
Spanking (75) x 5- 375
TOTAL MP GAINED
645
TOTAL MP
9408
Darkness turned towards Kazuma clearly wanting something, "NGH. NGH."
"Let me guess. You want to clean me off." Kazuma smiled.
Darkness nodded, "MHMM. MHMM."
"Nope. I'm going to take my shower and you'll have to sit there and watch. If you're a good girl and don't move I'll reward you later. For now just take off that gag" Kazuma replied.
Darkness nodded before taking off the gag, "Okay Master." Darkness said solemnly.
"Good." Kazuma smiled and he took his shower. To her credit Darkness never moved and waited for Kazuma to get done. It was a fun start to what he hoped was a really good day.
(Scene Skip)
Food (4) x 1- 4
TOTAL MP
9412
After getting breakfast at the guild it was time to prepare the day, "So what's the plan for today everyone." Kazuma smiled as they sat at the guild.
"Good question. You did do a number on our tank this morning, so I don't know about missions." Chris smiled as she looked at a guilty Darkness who was walking with a limp all morning. Yunyun wouldn't heal her out of spite.
"And it was GLORIOUS" Darkness said with a smile.
Chris sighed but before anybody else could say anything Luna walked over, "Kazuma may I have a word with you, in private."
"Sure Luna." Kazuma smiled. As Luna walked away with Kazuma catcalls came from everyone.
"Kazuma you are a god among men." Dust said happily getting a punch from Rin.
"Seems they have a good idea of what's going to happen during our talk, or at least what you want to happen huh Iori." Kazuma whispered.
Luna blushed, "I wouldn't be upset with that."
"Only if you're Iori." Kazuma smiled.
"Deal." Luna smiled but as they arrived at her office a light on the right side of the room started to glow.
"Uhh that's not good is it." Kazuma said calmly.
Luna's eyes widened, "No. It can't be. Of all the fucking things to happen now." Luna cursed as she walked over to her desk and confirmed something.
"What happened." Kazuma wondered.
"Follow me." Luna said angrily as she walked out of the room.
"Okay then." Kazuma frowned.
As they walked Luna decided to fill Kazuma in since she'd be telling the whole team soon enough, "Remember when we watched that show Fairy Tail together as kids."
"Yeah. What about it?" Kazuma wondered appreciating the call back.
"Remember that episode where Natsu and the gang had to stop Oración Seis from waking up Nirvana."
Kazuma nodded before widening his eyes, "You're not saying."
"Yes. The alert I just got is because this world has its own Nirvana and it's moving towards us. It's called the Destroyer and it's quite simply a mobile fortress that's incredibly powerful and dangerous. It's going to be up to you and your team to stop it." Luna explained as she arrived at the command center and made the announcement to gather everyone.
Once it was over, Kazuma and Luna went over to the gathering of warriors and joined his team while a green haired woman in a brown vest and plain suit held an orb to show what they were dealing with. It helped for a bit before the orb fizzled out. Needless to say there was a bit of panic but soon the answer to all the guild's problems, "Alright Kazuma. You've become the guild's defacto leader with Kyouya gone. What are you thinking." Dust smiled.
Kazuma twitched before taking a deep breath, "Our first task is to take out the barrier around the destroyer. If anybody knows magic to de-spell that would be nice. Once we take out the barrier, we can blast it to bits with our strongest magic."
"Here's the thing. We have mages but most of them aren't strong enough to blast a barrier that big. Even if we could, there's no way we'd destroy the thing" Dust pointed out.
Kazuma was not happy because that was a good point. The number of high quality mages in the guild was minimal. Right now Yunyun was on top by a country mile. Ironically, Aqua and Megumin would come in real handy right now.
"I got it" Yunyun smiled confidently.
"What's up Yunyun." Kazuma wondered.
"Wiz can use Explosion magic just like Megumin. If we can break the barrier somehow she can destroy it." Yunyun smiled.
"I can but that's a lot of power." Wiz said nervously.
"Then I'll help you with the destroying part. I have some points saved up and I can use explosions.
"Okay" Wiz smiled.
"Now comes the question of how to get rid of the barrier." Luna pointed out.
"I've got something in mind." Kazuma replied confidently.
"Team Kazuma for the WIN." Rin said happily.
"Damn right. Now since we only have an hour until it gets here I have some stuff to do. Hey Darkness can you and Chris take me to the local church of Eris."
"Sure but I can do it myself." Darkness frowned.
"Yes but I don't trust you not to try and distract me." Kazuma twitched. The truth is he needed an excuse for Chris to leave so she could become Eris again.
"Let's go you two" Chris smiled aware of Kazuma's plan.
"Don't take two long you guys." Fio said with an odd warning.
"We won't. We'll be back before you know it. Everyone get ready and we'll meet you in the Northwest." Kazuma said confidently.
'Right!" Dust shouted and everyone began their preparations.
(Scene Skip)
Darkness Chris and Kazuma arrived at the church and walked in. It was a simple task to send everyone away to protect them for when the destroyer arrives. Once they were alone, it was game time, "So Kazuma what's your plan." Chris wondered. She knew that this had something to do with her being Eris, but that was it.
"Remember how you taught me those thief spells. I was thinking that you could do the same thing with Goddess spells." Kazuma said calmly.
Chris's eyes widened, "That's brilliant Kazuma. You can pretend that it's a blessing from me and nobody will think much of it."
"Exactly." Kazuma replied.
Chris smiled before transforming to Eris the blinding light a minor problem. Once it was done, Eris stood before Kazuma ready for him to scan her, "Alright Kazuma. Do you see anything you like."
"Besides you" Kazuma smirked.
Eris blushed, "Yes besides me." Eris said bashfully. He was a scoundrel but a smooth scoundrel.
Kazuma looked over Eris's spells and found what he wanted, "Sacred Dispel. That should do it." Kazuma replied.
Eris focused on the spell and smiled, "Teaching you sacred dispel will cost you 250 skill points. Do you have that right now."
Kazuma smiled, "No but getting it is pretty easy." Kazuma smiled.
MP CONVERSION
MP: 9394- 2300= 7094
Skill points: 170+ 230= 400
Add Skill:
Sacred Dispel: 250 Skill points
Skill points: 400-250= 150
+ Sacred Dispel: Destroys all barriers no matter the level.
Kazuma Satou
Lvl 25
HP- 260
STR- 113
VIT- 175
AGI- 114
INT- 116
LUK- 117
MP- 7094
Skill points- 150
Skills:
Identify- Creates a Virtual Adventurer Card of Target
Explosive MP- Gains MP at Extremely high rate.
MP Conversion- User can convert MP into skill points. 10 MP per one Skill point
Basic Swordsmanship – You're a basic swordsman with a little training. Good luck.
Stamina S- You are a stamina monster. Have fun
Steal- Steals an item from the opponent. Higher luck results in a more valuable item being stolen.
Bind: Binds a target in rope provided the user has a rope on them.
Concealment- Grants the user invisibility for a very short span of time.
Warp- Allows user to teleport anywhere
Sacred Dispel: Destroys all barriers no matter the level.
With his work done and his new skill in tow. Kazuma was ready, "Alright guys let's go."
"That's it" Darkness blinked.
"Yeah. Were you expecting something else Darkness." Kazuma smiled.
"Umm… well."
Eris gave her old friend an icy smile, "Now Darkness. Were you planning to have sex with Kazuma in the middle of my church when a powerful mobile fortress is on the way?"
Darkness blushed, "Yes" she instantly confessed.
"Too bad old friend. We have a battle to win, and we'll need your help. Besides you got your exception with that little stunt you pulled." Eris reminded her.
"Oh come on Eris. He promised me the greatest orgasm of my life and then put me in a succubus dream." Darkness protested.
"And yet I'm pretty sure it matched any of the fantasies you've had." Eris retorted.
Darkness was about to reply but Kazuma interrupted, "As fun as this is. We have a fortress to destroy. We can argue about Darkness being a pervert later" Kazuma said calmly.
"He's right." Eris replied as she transformed back into Chris.
"Fine" Darkness pouted putting her hand on her best friends shoulder.
"Then let's go." Kazuma smiled. It was time to destroy the Fortress, and this was not going to be fun.
(Scene Skip)
Kazuma Darkness and Chris arrived on top of the castle like walls that made up the Northwest side and in the distance the large Destroyer was on the way, "Well fuck." Kazuma gasped. The large moving fortress was shaped like a spider and to say it was massive was an understatement. It had to be close to 10 KMs away but it still looked massive.
"That new spell is going to come in handy. There will be questions asked though." Chris smiled.
"I'm aware." Kazuma smiled before grabbing his sword and channeling magic through it. From below tons of adventurers watched five magic circles appear from the sky as he lit up with magical energy, "Sacred power granted to me by the Goddess Eris. Give my blade the ability to pierce even the heavens above. SACRED DISPEL." Kazuma shouted as a powerful burst of energy roared towards the mobile fortress.
"And now the moment of truth." Eris said calmly as the blast collided against the barrier, but it wasn't destroyed
"Come on Kazuma" Yunyun said with gritted teeth from below and the adventurers watching were wondering what would happen next. Eventually the power of the Sacred dispel was enough to pierce the barrier and it was destroyed.
"Alright Wiz, Yunyun you're on." Chris shouted.
"Right." Wiz smiled and Yunyun appeared next to her ready to go.
"I hope Megumin forgives me, but I think I'm going to take a page out of her book." Yunyun smiled. Truthfully she would lord this over her fellow wizard later.
"Then let's do it." Wiz smiled as the two witches stood side by side and gathered their magic aiming it right at the large beast.
"Righteous Fury from within my soul. Manifest right now and reveal my Crimson Force. Let my foe embrace oblivion. EXPLOSION" Wiz and Yunyun shouted at once and two power surges of energy stormed towards the fortress.
"I didn't know Yunyun knew how to use Explosion." Darkness smiled.
"I'm more surprised they both used the same chant." Kazuma smirked.
"They do spend a lot of time together, so they probably know each other better than you think." Eris reminded him. Yunyun and Wiz were very close before she joined him.
"Fair enough." Kazuma smirked as the attack collided and a powerful explosion enveloped the fortress, and everyone watched it burn completely.
"We won." Dust said happily.
"Yeah" Rin smiled everyone was thrilled besides Kazuma.
"It's not over." Kazuma replied calmly.
"You're joking Kazuma. After those two attacks there's no way it survived." Darkness protested.
"Yeah but a super weapon like this going down so easily… I don't buy it." Kazuma frowned as he warped down to get closer.
"I hate to say it, but I agree with Kazuma. Let's go Darkness." Chris said calmly as she went down.
"Shall we Yunyun." Wiz said calmly.
"Yeah. I've got a little more juice." Yunyun smiled as she put her hand on Wiz's shoulder, and they warped next to Kazuma who was approaching the other adventurers and the fortress that was currently surrounded in dust.
"Hey Kazuma, why do you look like it isn't over?" Rin frowned.
"Because it isn't. If this thing could fall to two explosions it wouldn't be as dangerous as Luna made it out to be." Kazuma replied.
"Are you su-" Dust started to say before a loud voice echoed in the distance.
"CRITICAL DAMAGE. SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ENGAGED."
"Yes I'm sure." Kazuma cursed hating the fact he was right.
"Well I've just got one thing to say. RUN!" Dust screamed and various adventurers started to panic.
"Yeah this is bad." Eris frowned.
"Not necessarily. Yuki are you here!?" Kazuma shouted hoping the wizard who helped them before was still around.
"Kazuma now isn't the time to flirt." Darkness frowned.
"I'm here Kazuma." The purple haired magician shouted as she ran towards Kazuma.
"Okay here's the plan. Yuki uses FULL RESTORE to get Wiz and Yunyun up to snuff. Once that's done you two can blast that thing to bits. I highly doubt it'll take another explosion.
"I've heard worse plans." Chris smiled.
"Right" Yuki replied before turning towards Wiz and Yunyun "FULL RESTORE"
As Wiz and Yunyun felt their magic return to full strength the former Ice witch turned towards Yunyun, "Hey Yunyun remember that spell I told you about. The one that made me famous for being the Ice witch before things got ugly."
"Yep. I guess we're going to break it out." Yunyun smiled.
"Yup." Wiz smiled as she and Yunyun focused their energy once again and blue energy seemed to gather around them.
"Unworthy foe that stands before me. Prepare to embrace my white cold fury. And be embraced by Winter's Frozen Wrath. SUBZERO SLAMMER."Wiz and Yunyun shouted again.
"Okay that's impressive." Chris smiled as she felt the powerful magic surround the girls.
"That's the freaking Ice Witch for you." Rin smiled.
"And now that destroyer is gonna be destroyed." Dust chuckled. The group watched as Wiz and Yunyun rose to the sky in a pillar of ice and then a powerful blast of blue energy roared towards the Destroyer. The combined attacks quickly surrounded the overheating Destroyer, and the sheer cold caused the machine to freeze and thanks to the quick freeze break apart and be destroyed before their very eyes.
"Is it safe to say we won." Dust said nervously.
"It is this time." Kazuma smiled and the crowd erupted with joy.
"We did it."
"Team Kazuma strikes again."
"Wiz you were awesome."
Various shouts came from the adventurer's as they cheered the latest victory for the town
"Well done girls." Kazuma smiled before walking over to Yunyun and Wiz.
"It was MMPH." Wiz said quickly before Kazuma's lips captured hers very quickly.
"It was awesome." Kazuma smiled as he pulled away with a smile.
"Where's my kiss Kazuma." Yunyun protested.
"Coming in a second." Kazuma smiled as he kissed Yunyun on the lips also. Much like with Wiz he quickly pulled away before focusing on the final star of the show. "Yuki come here. You deserve a reward also."
"But I didn't do anything." Yuki replied.
Kazuma rolled his eyes before closing the distance, "You did plenty by restoring them to full strength and now for your reward." Kazuma smiled before kissing Yuki on the lips also. It was a quick kiss, but it was enough.
"Save some girls for the rest of us Kazuma." One of the adventurers chuckled.
"I make no promises." Kazuma smirked.
Kiss on the Lips (40) x 3- 120
TOTAL MP
9532
Putting the kisses aside, a minor contribution to the destroyer once again caused Kazuma to gain huge levels of XP
Kazuma Satou
Lvl 25 - Lvl 30
HP- 260 + (15 x 5= 75) = 335
STR - 113 + (7 x 5= 35) = 148
VIT - 175 + (7 x 5= 35) = 220
AGI - 114 + (7 x 5= 35) = 149
INT - 116 + (7 x 5= 35) = 151
LUK- 117 + (7 x 5= 35) = 152
MP- 9532 + (20 x 5=100) = 9632
Skill points- 170 + (10 x 5= 50) = 220
Skills:
Identify- Creates a Virtual Adventurer Card of Target
Explosive MP- Gains MP at Extremely high rate.
MP Conversion- User can convert MP into skill points. 10 MP per one Skill point
Basic Swordsmanship – You're a basic swordsman with a little training. Good luck.
Stamina S- You are a stamina monster. Have fun
Steal- Steals an item from the opponent. Higher luck results in a more valuable item being stolen.
Bind: Binds a target in rope provided the user has a rope on them.
Concealment- Grants the user invisibility for a very short span of time.
Warp- Allows user to teleport anywhere
Sacred Dispel: Destroys all barriers no matter the level.
(Scene Skip)
While everyone was enjoying the celebration's back at the guild Kazuma took the chance to slip out, "Man I've come a long way." Kazuma smiled. From a guy who wouldn't leave his room except for the bare minimum to a guy in charge of one of the best parties in a city of adventurer's Kazuma was doing some beautiful things.
"You've done well Kazu." Luna smiled as she walked out.
"Hey Luna." Kazuma smiled.
'Luna' pouted for a bit, "Can't you at least call me Iori when we're alone."
"I'd love to, but the guild is right there, and I doubt people will notice me being gone for long." Kazuma smiled.
"Right" Luna smiled bitterly.
"Anyway. I can't help but think this is too easy." Kazuma frowned. His power was busted, and he knew it, but it felt boring.
Luna snorted, "Only you would think that what you've been through is too easy. You guys have done more for the Kingdom in two weeks than has been done for a while and I doubt that's it."
"I know. To think I rarely left my room after well."
"Yeah. Though now you don't need to leave your room for a different reason." Luna teased.
"Not for another few days." Kazuma smiled. His 'punishment' was nearly over. Though it was being pushed quite a bit.
"So don't expect you at the guild for a while since I'm sure the girls want to 'make up' for lost time. Then again between the reward for the Destroyer and Beldia you probably don't need to go on adventures anytime soon." Luna said with a small frown. Seeing Kazuma at the guild was a highlight of her day.
Kazuma smiled, "They will but they aren't the only ones who want to make up for lost time… Iori." Kazuma said smoothly before taking Luna's hands.
Luna knew what might be coming and had to stop, "Kazuma… we can't… I've… gotta go back to work." Luna said quickly.
Kazuma frowned before letting go, "When's your next day off." Kazuma said calmly.
Luna blushed, "Tomorrow."
"Perfect. Then come over tomorrow and we can make up for lost time ourselves." Kazuma smiled.
Luna blushed, "Okay…"
"For now this will have to do." Kazuma smiled and before Luna could protest he smashed his lips against hers.
'Holy… I'm kissing Kazuma.' Luna thought to herself as she wrapped her arms around his waist and pulled into the kiss. They didn't do anything else, but they simply held the kiss for a minute before Luna pulled away a trail of saliva showing what happened.
Kiss on the lips (40) x 1- 40
TOTAL MP
9572
"That's just a taste of what's coming tomorrow big sis Iori." Kazuma smiled.
"Okay… now let's get back." Luna said calmly, a slight blush still on her face.
"I'll go first." Kazuma smiled as he walked back in. As he walked back over to his table he could see that Yunyun and Chris were smiling but Cremea was frowning.
"I'm surprised Kazuma, I thought for sure we wouldn't see you for the rest of the night or Luna for that matter." Chris teased.
"I have no idea what you're talking about." Kazuma said calmly.
"Quit lying Kazuma. We all saw Luna sneak out to where you were. If you're going to fuck her fine, it's not like we have any room to complain." Cremea pouted.
Kazuma sighed, "I was planning on taking her on a date tomorrow for what it's worth. Her duty is to the guild first and me second."
The girls smiled including Cremea, "That's why you're our guy." Cremea smirked. Out of the corner of his eye he saw Luna return with a smile.
(Scene Skip)
It was time for Kazuma's date with Luna/Iori and he couldn't be happier. Dressed in the original tracksuit that was his gift from Iori he was ready to have some fun. "I would think you dressed up a bit fancier for your date." Cremea frowned as they sat in the main hall.
"This tracksuit was the gift I got from her for my birthday the day I found out she died. It's a treasured memory for me." Kazuma revealed.
"I see" Cremea frowned. Kazuma was about to say something when Yunyun walked into the room.
"Your date is waiting outside." Yunyun smiled.
"Thanks Yunyun." Kazuma smiled.
"Don't have too much fun now. Save some for us since our punishment is over tomorrow." Yunyun said in a surprisingly sultry voice.
Kazuma gulped because that was going to be interesting, "Will do." Kazuma smiled as he walked outside. When he arrived outside he was stunned to find Luna was actually transformed into Iori.
"What do you think Kazuma." Iori smiled. She was in a light blue long sleeved jacket over a pink v cut crop top that showed off her massive breasts and a black skirt with matching leggings.
"Wow!" Kazuma replied.
"That's what I was hoping for."
"Not that I'm complaining but why are you dressed as Iori."
"Well… the guild told me that the only way I can keep my relationship with you is if I only appear with you in public as myself." Iori smiled.
"I see." Kazuma said unsure of how to respond.
"I don't mind since it means we can go on a date." Iori smiled.
"Yeah." Kazuma said happily as he walked up and grabbed Iori's hand causing both teens to blush.
"This has been a long time coming." Iori smiled as they walked into town hand and hand.
Things were going well at first and Kazuma and Iori were having a blast until they were approached by a women with fair skin violet eyes and long black hair in a blue uniform with gold trimmings and matching blue skirt along with a pair of light brown panty hose and dressy shoes. She was certainly attractive, but Kazuma was more concerned with the knights behind her. "Excuse me. You are Kazuma Satou yes." the woman said angrily.
"Ummm. Who are you." Kazuma replied.
"My name is Sena the Royal Prosecutor, and you are under arrest on suspicion of being a member of the Demon King's Army."
Kazuma looked stupefied but the person who was just as annoyed was Iori, "Oh you have got to be kidding me." Iori cursed. Once again they were interrupted and there was no good reason for it either.
"Is something wrong miss." Sena said with a frown.
Iori was about to reply but Kazuma put his hand up, "Sorry, but we were on a date, and she's been looking forward to this. I don't know why you think I'm a member of the Demon Lord's army, but I'll come peacefully. Iori, I want you to go to my team and tell them what happened."
"But… fine." Iori frowned realizing that too much arguing would be stupid.
Kazuma reached his hands out calmly, "Do what you have to do." Kazuma replied.
"Arrest him." Sena ordered and Kazuma was put in cuffs while Iori went back to tell the others.
(Scene Skip)
Iori opened the door hoping to find somebody as soon as possible but amazingly everyone was already there, "We have trouble."
"We know. Olivia told us already." Chris frowned.
"I can't believe Kazuma would get arrested for being a supporter of the Demon King." Yunyun frowned.
"We need to help him. I'll contact my father." Darkness said quickly.
"There's no point. He'll know within the hour. Very little happens in this city that the Ford family isn't aware of." Iori frowned before transforming into Luna again to return to the guild.
"Besides there are two things that we need to figure out and fast." Chris frowned.
"Which are." Cremea frowned.
"The Royal Prosecutor is the one who arrested Kazuma which means somebody suggested that to them. We need to figure out who did it and then why they did it." Chris pointed out.
"If we figure out the who, the why should be obvious. So who would have the clout to get the Royal Prosecutor to move and the desire to see Kazuma suffer."
"Kyouya definitely would. His influence with the Princess is enough to get the Royal Prosecutor to move." Cremea frowned.
"No chance." Chris said quickly.
"Why not" Cremea protested.
"Kazuma has control of a seal on Aqua's powers. If Kazuma suspects even for a second that Aqua is behind this, and he'll be her first suspect, he'll drain her powers and NEVER give them back. Plus, even if something happens to Kazuma, the seal will transfer back to me, and my sister knows how vengeful I can be. If she thought for a second Kyouya would do something that dumb she'd stop him."
"So who else." Cremea frowned.
"There is one other person." Darkness frowned.
"Who!" Fio said nervously.
"Count Alderp." Darkness scowled.
"Who's Count Alderp." Cremea wondered.
"The governor of Axel. He's a corrupt pervert who's a pure scumbag. He's been after me for some time, and he's not the type who takes no very easily. To be completely honest he's a major reason I tried to run away from the Ford's in the first place." Darkness admitted. She appreciated perversion but Alderp was just creepy.
"So you think this is a chance for him to get you."
"Yes. He'd know that the only way to help would be using my influence and he's probably counting on that."
"Well investigating him is impossible. The guild has tried a few times" Luna scowled.
"Which means we wait until the trial and try to defend Kazuma. That's our smartest move." Chris said with frustration in her voice.
"This sucks" Cremea scowled.
"I know but for now, we have to wait." Chris frowned. Regardless of who was responsible, Kazuma was in jail.
(Scene Skip)
Kazuma Satou sat in the large jail cell with an annoyed look on his face, "How ironic. We hid my skills because I didn't want this situation to happen, and it's happened anyway." Kazuma smiled.
"You're surprisingly calm Kazuma." Olivia smiled.
"I am but that's because this is an obvious frame job. The question is who."
"You don't have any idea who it is."
"No. My first instinct is that idiot Kyouya's party but even he isn't that stupid." Kazuma said calmly.
'I see. So what will you do."
"I'll relax for now." Kazuma replied.
Olivia was about to respond when footsteps were heard and the woman who arrested him from before came to visit, "Kazuma Satou please come with me." Sena replied.
"Very well, though I think you're wasting your time." Kazuma snorted. This was stupid as far as he was concerned and the fact it ruined his date with Iori was more annoying.
"We'll see prisoner." Sena said icily. He was brought to a stone room with a simple table and an odd item. It was a bell with a white and black side.
"What's this thing." Kazuma frowned.
"It's used to detect lies."
Kazuma smiled, "Alright."
"We've done a little research into you Kazuma Satou and you're not from this kingdom at all. So where are you from and what did you do before you came here."
"I'm from another world and lived in a country named Japan. While I was there I was a loner who lived a horrible life."
The woman frowned seemingly, "So what made you come to our world."
"I died in a freak accident, and I was given two options. Come here to fight the demon king or be sent to heaven.
Once again the device didn't do anything, "Mr. Satou… if you came here to fight the Demon King's army why would you join them."
Kazuma twitched, "If it wasn't obvious already I didn't. If I was a member of the Demon king's army why would I rally everyone when Beldia attacked. Why is it when I had multiple chances to fight and kill Kyouya, did I opt for lesser actions."
The woman was silent when the device suggested it was telling the truth, "So you have no association with the Demon Lord whatsoever."
Kazuma twitched, "My association with the Demon Lord is to a person who works with the Demon Lord due to circumstances beyond their control. Rest assured this person is harmless and actually helps adventurers." Kazuma said firmly. Once again no lie was spoken and now the Prosecutor was stunned.
"I see. Forgive me Mr. Satou, but in a recent trip to the King's palace I was spoken to by a member of the Hero's party. She claimed that you were part of the Demon King's army and used your powers to get two of the Hero's party to betray him and join you."
Kazuma smirked because now it made sense, "If you're referring to Fio and Cremea the only 'power' I used on them is my cock. Everything else was Kyouya being a dumbass. As for the person who supposedly told you this. I'm guessing she wore an eyepatch and is obsessed with blowing stuff up." Kazuma smiled.
Sena blushed at the comments about his cock, "That's correct."
Kazuma groaned, "Predictable but oh well." Megumin would be the one to do this.
"Seeing as how you've answered all our questions truthfully you are free to go. Charges are dropped" Sena said calmly.
"Thanks."
"On behalf of the Kingdom I apologize. I'll have a word with the young woman the next time we meet." Sena frowned.
"No problem. Now if you don't mind I'm going to go home." Kazuma smiled.
"Of course. So you know, you cannot use any skills in this building or in the mile surrounding it."
"Got it" Kazuma smiled, and he walked a smile away before using WARP to return home.
(Scene Skip)
Kazuma warped to his main room and smiled knowing that he was free, "I'm back everyone." Kazuma shouted. All at once he could hear people running and it was no surprise when his girls arrived, "Kazuma you're okay" Yunyun said happily before embracing him.
"Yeah." Kazuma smiled.
Yunyun pulled away and Darkness took her chance to embrace Kazuma himself, "I was worried Kazuma. I thought it was my fault you got put in jail." Darkness said as she tried to cry.
Hug (5) x 2- 10
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Kazuma frowned as he temporarily pulled away, "Why would it be your fault Darkness?" Kazuma wondered.
"I thought the person who framed you was somebody who was after me." Darkness frowned.
"Well the person who framed me wasn't connected to you. They were actually connected to Yunyun over here" Kazuma smiled.
"What!" Yunyun scowled instantly realizing who it was. They had the right idea but wrong person.
"Apparently Loli Boom Boom convinced the royal prosecutor I'd use demonic powers to seduce Fio and Cremea. My guess is she wanted revenge for the way I made her look stupid."
Yunyun scowled, "She'll pay for this!"
"Not to worry Yunyun. Her attempt while interesting was juvenile." Kazuma said nonchalantly.
"I'm surprised you're back so soon." Chris said from the side.
"When they interrogated me I told them the truth." Kazuma shrugged.
"Was that wise." Chris frowned. Well aware of what that meant.
"Yes because it was the easiest way to get this settled. Why lie when I've done nothing wrong." Kazuma shrugged.
"True." Chris frowned.
Besides I get the distinct feeling Megumin will be in deep trouble. After all lying to the royal prosecutor will surely give her issues." Kazuma smirked.
"Oh it absolutely will. She lied about you being treasonous. There's no way they'll overlook it."
"Good. Megumin should pay for what she did." Yunyun scowled. It hurt because she thought Megumin was a good person. That had changed recently but she hoped without hope that she'd see reason. Now she realized Megumin was hopeless and destined for a life of misery.
"Well putting that aside, you said somebody was after you. Am I right to assume that this is about Count Alderp." Kazuma said calmly.
"It is. How do you know that name" Darkness frowned.
"Your father mentioned him, but we can't get to him."
"Legally yes but there are other ways." Chris smiled.
"What are you thinking Chris." Kazuma frowned.
"Come with me for a second and I'll tell you." Chris smiled.
"Why can't you tell him now." Yunyun frowned.
Chris took a deep breath, "Because it involved something that I'd rather keep secret from all of you, however if you believe that Count Alderp is a threat, it's our best chance to get him." Chris replied.
"No." Kazuma frowned.
"What do you mean no. You got lucky this time Kazuma because Megumin wasn't smart. If Alderp legitimately went after you, it might be a different story."
"Well then we wait until that happens. I don't want to risk you or anybody else. Besides, I've proven time after time that I can handle myself." Kazuma reminded them.
Chris took a deep breath, "You're right. Sorry."
"It's okay. How about we all relax for a bit? It's been a tedious day." Yunyun said hoping to calm things down.
"Yeah." Chris nodded and the others seemed to agree.
"By the way, where's Luna. I know I told her to come back but I'm curious if she's okay."
"Luna's fine. Why don't you get some rest Kazuma? Being in jail must've been tough for you." Chris said calmly.
"Alright" Kazuma smiled. Being arrested was an annoyance and he could use the rest. Thankfully he was barely there for a day. It was a shame he couldn't do a thing about Luna but sometimes things just didn't work out as planned. For now, he would relax knowing soon he could spend plenty of quality time with his girls.
That's the end of the chapter and unfortunately it will also mark the end of this fic. I've gotta be honest Konosuba gives me very mixed feelings. It was funny and had a lot of good but also a lot of stupid and not the funny stupid. Plus I'll be the first to admit this fic was something I did for fun, and it ended up being more annoying because of the Get Creative aspect. Back when I was working on it way more, I would realize mistakes I made in writing chapters ahead and spend 30 minutes adjusting points for chapters that were far ahead. That's just a pain and it got to be too much. Thanks for sticking around this whole time and I hope you enjoyed it regardless.