Shreck adventures with friends

by Jennasboyfriend

once upon a time in a galaxy far far away shreck was born and he flew down to earth and killed the dinosaurs. he didnt want to he was just too strong. then he met donky and so many new friends and had adventures. THIS STORY GETS VERY HOT LATER ON i have it all planned out in my head so it is rated m.

1. Chapter 1

Shreck adventures (with friends)

Chapter 1

It is a secrete that the reason why shrek is fat is for the reason that he is always snacking. He gets up early every day to collect all the best bugs and slugs because they like to come out when the sun is switched off for bedtime. The best bugs and slugs are rare like unicorns so it is smart for shrreck to go find them when there are lots to find before they go home again when the sun switches on for breakfast again .

But the reason why shrek got up early today was for the reason that he is going to have a very busy day. The reason why it is a very busy day is for the reason that it is donkies berth day today and he is having a berth day party today and shreck needs to make donky a berth day cake and that cake that shreck was going to make was called cheez cake for donky.

There was a big hole in shrecks swamp called lumpy milk hole and it was where he kept his milk until it gets lumpy. This is step 2 on shrecks special cheez recipy. Step number 3. take lumpy milk too the wooden porterloo with a moon on the door.[ it is not being used for a toilet ever since shreck started making cheez]. in a wheel barrow [it is also wooden and smells of cheez even when there is no cheez in it.].

Before shreck getted to the porterloo he smelled something coming out of the moon shaped hole . Someone was doing a poop!

'Fiona! shreck shoutedloudly likea dinosaur and he felt big and strong.

Shreck likes the smell of poo [A LOT] but it is not in any of the steps of his recipy/.

'Stop Fiona! Your ruining everything!

Fiona didn't say any words with her mouth but her big butt said big farting sounds. Shreck was getting really upset because it needed to be perfect inside the porterloo for step number 4. of his special cheez recipy. He started banging on the door like he was a boxer!

'fiona, the special shreck cheez' shreck saying cryingly. Fiona was still farting and check didn't want to break his famous porterloo so he sat down and waited. Shreck thought about how good fionas farting sounds sounded really sexy but then he was sad as well but the smell gave him a boner anyway

After a really long time fione was finished and she walked past shreck without saying anything! Inside his head shreck said that she was being really mean and then he said why? But no one said why not even god.

Shreck was getting really scared about donkies berth day party now because how could he make the cheez cake for donky now his porterloo is out of order? This is tricky!

'theres no choice.' Said shreck he had to do his worst nightmare. He had to clean the toilet.

There wasn't much time shreck ran as fast as he could to the sink grabbed everything ran back to the porterloo asa fast as he could shrecks heart was beating really fast because he likes it when everything is dirty and smelly and in afct those things smell good to shreck and the soap and bleche smalled bad to shreck Anyway he was taking off all the lids off the bottles and pouring them im the toilet and in the walls and the door and the air too and he thought it smelled so bad he was sick but away from the porterloo for the reason why he wants it to be clean.

The whole room was so clean now it was literally shining and my dad would say he could eat his dinner on it. The nasty smell of the soap was fighting the nice smell of fionas farts and it was a draw and they mixed into perfectly clean air. Shreck saved the day and the porterloo and then did step number 4. Of his special cheez recipy and then saved donkies berth day party shreck said inside his head it is looking like a shreck tastic day.

Chapter 2