Thought I'd end up with Kathrine, but it wasn't a match
Wrote some songs about Anne B
Now I listen and laugh
Even almost got married
And for Anne of Cleves I'm so grateful
Wish I could say thank you to Jane
Cus she was an angel
One gave me Mary
One gave me Liz
And one gave me Edward
The dynasty will live on, isn't that amazing,
Say I've loved and I've lost
But that's not what I see
So, look what I got
Look what you gave me
And for that, I say
Thank you, next (3x)
I'm so grateful for my ex
One day I'll go up with God
Holding hands with the Lord
I'll be thanking father
'Cause he made an amazing dynasty
Only Edward's the last hope, real bad
Boy, make it all last
God forbid something happens, boy please don't die
Least Greensleeves was a smash
Parody of: Thank U Next - Ariana Grande