Here we go again; it is time to fucking party with the best mother fucking party in all of Gluttony Ring baby! But this is also about something else as they need to speak with the sin lord about something going down at another part in hell. So, enjoy reading this newly posted chapter folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
"Beelzebub and Partying!"
(April 28. Gluttony Ring. Hell.)
Here we go again, the main doors open to this large building and the ones coming through are; Lincoln, Luna, Loona, Vark, Moxxie, Millie and EveLynn, and they look around and see the party is looking awesome, fine and as usual, a mother fucking Monster Ball for all these demons and sinners, well mostly a lot of Hellhounds, and this is a surprise for those who have never been here.
"Whoa, dudes! This party is looking awesome!" cheered EveLynn, and she cheers and grabs some food and non-alcoholic drinks and she crowd surfs and everyone cheers.
Moxxie goes over to try and intervene, but then his wife Millie stops him. "Moxxie come on. She's growing up, and becoming who she wants to be. Best leave her be, she can handle herself here and from what Loona and the others told us, there is no rough housing or trouble here."
Moxxie sighs and he calms down. "Alright, alright. I guess we should also enjoy our time here, because I already have my eyes on what looks like... Caviar?" He goes to the table with a ton of food, and this makes Millie chuckle and she follows him.
Seeing this makes the Silva Hound's happy. They then see someone whom they recognize as their friend. "Hey Vortex." They go over, and they fist bump and high five with the male hellhound.
"Glad you guys showed up" replied Vortex, but then he asks. "So, you're dates aren't around? What about the others?"
Lincoln speaks. "Lucy is back home since she doesn't do parties such as this, and she's with her grandma and occupying themselves. Blitz and Verosika are also busy. Jordan and Sam are busy with something else, but if there is a party happening on Friday then they'll come along."
"At least we're here to enjoy the party, and it looks like he's already getting into it" replied Luna, and they all see Vark is swimming in some river made of honey, and he smiles and feels super relaxed, and he is joined by other hellhounds and also eating some cotton candy. "Dudes, this place is just as Party Rock as always."
Loona then asks. "So, is there going to be another party again?"
"Dang right there's gonna be one, Loony." They see Beelzebub come down, in her giant form and then she returns to her usual size. "Glad you all showed up!" she goes over and hugs the Silva Hound's. "Sorry about that, but I just feeling the vibe and the positivity in this fucking party!" She then departs from the hug. "Mostly because those guys are showing how hyped they are."
They see Vark swimming around, and he bypasses Moxxie and Millie who are enjoying their time having chicken fight with two hellhounds, and EveLynn plays some beach ball with some imps. They are all feeling happy, and just chill. "They sure know how to fucking party. I like this, thanks for bringing them along, and yeah I am having another fucking party this Friday!" Everyone hears this and cheers.
Beelzebub, Vortex, Lincoln, Luna and Loona head to one of the private booths, and Beelzebub manifests some drinks for them. "Alright, so I know that you guys aren't just here to Party, right? What's on you're mind you three?"
Lincoln speaks first. "We need to know if you are aware of what's been happening at Greed Ring."
Luna speaks next. "And if you do, then we need to know if there is any information from you."
This surprises Vortex, and he looks towards Beelzebub who doesn't seem shocked, and she nods. "Alright you two future overlords, I get where this shit is going." She then explains. "So, Mammon's take over in Greed Ring is in the locations where Crimson runs his gang operations, and all of them are being shut down in harsh ways, why? Because Crimson doesn't make deals with demon lords."
"Mammon on the other hand, he doesn't take kindly to demons, sinners or anyone who doesn't give him what he wants, such as what went down with Fizz and Asmodeus last year. So, Mammon has sent attacks onto every territory which Crimson is taking over, and pretty soon... There could be an intense war between Crimson and Mammon. A lot of demons and sinners down there, are prepared to leave."
This does shock them, and even Vortex didn't know. Loona then asks. "Doesn't fucking seem right to let those other demons and sinners get caught in the crossfire."
"Exactly" replied Beelzebub. "Which is why, Lucifer called in the other demon lords to make an evacuation of those who are worth saving, mostly demonic families who just wanna go about with their day, and I myself will come there, and help get those folks out. But, Lucifer doesn't want you guys to get involved, otherwise Mammon and Crimson will catch word, and we all know your history with them."
Luna sighs. "Dude, how the fuck can we forget?" She then sips her drink. "We know that if we get involved, they'd want us to join either side, when clearly we hate both Mammon and Crimson..." but then she has an idea. "But perhaps, we can send some other special stuff to help you dudes."
"Great idea sis" replied Lincoln. "Perhaps we can have Tannins and Athena send some transports to help get the civilians away from the Greed Ring Civil War, and stealth tech to keep them hidden as they leave. We can't have them get killed and forced into either side. We get them out, and let Mammon and Crimson end each other's miserable fucking existence."
Loona feels proud of her kids and this idea, and Vortex is impressed. Beelzebub smirks. "Sounds like the future overlords know exactly what they're doing. Alright, I'll make sure Luci knows about this and..." She then hears the music. "Oh my fucking god. I love this song! Come on Tex!" She grabs Vortex and they head off to dance.
This makes Lincoln, Luna and Loona chuckle. But then Lincoln gets this message, and he sees it is from someone he didn't see coming, and Luna and Loona see this as well. "What the fuck, Eliza?"
Lincoln is confused. "Ummm, do they even have phones in heaven?" Then he recalls Adam. "Wait, never mind. I remember now, but i didn't think Eliza would have one." They check what this is, and apparently it is a video chat, and they see Eliza. "Hey, also when did you get a phone?"
Eliza. "Hard to explain, but it seemed right since everyone here in heaven is changed and... Took me more than five hours how to figure this out. This is by far hard for me to handle, and I question why this is so hard for me. I have done so many hardships and I get stunned dealing with a small device."
This confuses the Silva Hound's, and then Loona speaks. "Alrighty then. So, why did you video chat us?"
Eliza remains silent, and then she speaks. "Just wanted to see if this works, and it does. So, I will be using this mobile cell phone for when there is a meeting of some sort with the Grand Seraphim. Times are changing, and I guess... This is sort of better to contacting someone."
Lincoln then asks. "Wait... How's Sir Pentious?"
Eliza. "As usual, he is enjoying things here and doing so much good in heaven. He even volunteered to help with a voting system if there are some minor issues that need to be fixed, and it works. We managed to help improve some life styles here for the angels. Though, he does seem concerned and at times he asks how things have been going in the Hazbin Hotel, and also Cherri Bomb."
They know what he means, Sir Pentious loves Cherri Bomb and she loves him too and it hurts for both parties that they can't be able to see each other again. Eliza then speaks. "Alright, so I will be going now... Enjoy whatever it is you are doing. Alright goodbye." The video chat ends and they remain silent, and feel kinda awkward.
Loona then asks. "You kids wanna go and enjoy this party with the others?"
Lincoln and Luna nod. "Yeah." They then head off and see what the others are doing, and just fucking enjoy this Party in Hell!
"To be continued in the next chapter folks!"
A/N: A party in hell, from Beelzebub herself, and knowing something which is a good thing to keep their two enemies occupied and it looks like someone is already trying her best with new modern communication devices. I do hope that you all enjoyed reading this new chapter folks!
Date made: 04/17/24.
