Not Much For Any Pony
It was another day and Cheese Sandwich is out once again is out with his rubber chicken 'friend', Boneless. "Out enjoying a lovely day," Cheese Sandwich said, "I love it! Yeah, it's been a few days after, well, that."
He then looked at his rubber chicken companion, Boneless. "Well, not much said," Cheese Sandwich said as he continued on walking.
Just then, one of his friends, Sideburn had shown up. "Hello," Sideburn said, "Finally getting out." "Well," Cheese Sandwich said in response, "We weren't indoors all the time. We did go out. Just haven't bumped into each other in a while." "Well, that is true," Sideburn said, So, you got any plans for today?"
"Not really," Cheese Sandwich answered blankly. "That's not like you," Sideburn said. "Sorry," Cheese Sandwich replied. "Oh well," Sideburn said in response, "Can't have everything be perfect." So, the two ponies decided to go out for a short walk together.
"Maybe we'll run into something interesting," Sideburn suggested. Maybe," Cheese Sandwich replied. Just then, both ponies had come across another earth pony, but this one isn't paying any attention to anything at all. "What the Boneless?" Cheese Sandwich said in response.
This pony is not aware of his current environment. "What's up with him?" Cheese Sandwich asked. "There is something wrong with that pony," Sideburn said. "Well, I don't know, either," Cheese Sandwich said, "But Boneless knows that he is not paying any attention at all."
"Try saying that a lot of times," Sideburn said. That was the case until the dumb earth pony walked right off of a cliff. Both Cheese Sandwich and Sideburn just gasped. "Who was he?" Cheese Sandwich asked.
"Oh, that's Mountain Moron," another pony answered, "I don't know how he became stupid in the first place, but he is stupid at all times." The pony then walked off, leaving Sideburn and Cheese Sandwich kind of aghast. "I don't know," Cheese Sandwich said.
"Well, at least Boneless is somewhat more intelligent that that stupid pony," Sideburn added in. "Right," Cheese Sandwich agreed and the two ponies walked away.
"Anyway," Sideburn said, "Who names their kid Mountain Moron anyway?" No pony answered.
A few days later, Cheese Sandwich is out once again. But this time, things are going to be different. "I wonder what will happen today, Boneless?" Cheese Sandwich asked his rubber chicken friend.
"And you're still the same, like always," Sideburn said, "Crazy. Not really." "Thank you," Cheese Sandwich said, "So what's up for today?" "Games with Boneless?" Sideburn suggested blankly. No pony else said another word for a moment.