opening by neostardustdragon101
(Play BLOOM by necry talkie)
A calendar appears reading out the year 2003 the pages flip by showing the images of Scudworth stealing from the graves of historical figures, several tanks containing the baby clones as they slowly began to grow.
Nan da ka kyabi no nioi ga shiteru gareeji de
Matomo janai yume bakari miteta
Mou sukoshi nemutteitai na
They show Naruto, Joan, Abe, Gandhi, Jfk, and Cleo throughout all the crazy adventures they had together, Naruto and Gandhi chasing after a rampaging Geshi, Naruto standing victorious over Scangrade, JFK sinking a basket, Cleo bathing in milk, Joan desperately reaching out to Abe.
Jari ga karakara datta michibata ni aru
Ni, san korogaru gomi ga mieteru
Are ga ima wa utsukushiku mieta sore dake sa
When they come to the day of the prom the look of hurt of Abe's face, the absolute horror etched on Naruto's seeing JFK and Joan in bed together while Cleo has a look of anger as everyone is frozen over as the calendar counties to flip through it's pages day by day, year by year.
Within the basement of clone high, the door begins to shake and burst at the seams as if something is trying to get out. The door bursts open as Naruto and his friends are freed and ready for the new world.
Dou demo ii hanashi datta
Maa… hinekureteru ne tte dake sa
Naruto drags Abe along as he and Gandhi skateboard through the hall of Clone High fiving clones new and old Frida lands beside them as they shred down the stairs.
The skate past Confucius as he is streaming on his phone while Harriet giggles at his antics
Seisan mo shinai mama tada
Wagamama na furi wo shite
Joan smiles as she walks with JFK's arm around her waist as Abe looks on from a distance heartbroken as Naruto pinches the bridge of his nose shaking his head.
The world suddenly becomes dark Naruto looks behind him to see Solana drawing graffiti on the walls when the two of them look at each other the original Naruto Uzumaki stands with Hinata Hyuga smiling at each other before the image shattered to show Solana gripping Naruto's throat glaring at him as she choked him while the whiskered blonde had hearts in his eyes and had a love struck smile on his face.
Ano koro bokura tte jouzu ni hanashi dekiteita ka na
Scudworth watches the scene with pride while Mr. B rolls his eyes. They soon look up to see Candid standing behind them with the new shadow board glaring down at them.
Mebuku you na kimi no kamiiro ga nan darou to
Naruto jumps in his car as his friends follow suit, he kicks Jfk out the car laughing but stops when he sees the glare Joan gives him and pulls him back in.
The drive through town seeing things old and new.
Yuugure ni nareba hi ni somatte iku, akaneiro da na
Naruto and Solana look at each other, naruto's smile making her glare slowly fade as they lean in and their hands grasping each other causing them to float up in the air a massive orange and purple DNA strand forming behind them.
Kienai kokoro ga aru naraba
Naruto sits on the steps of Clone high, Abe standing beside him rubbing his neck, Solana behind him arm around his neck smirking, Frida side by side with Cleo nervously smiling, Confucius showing off his shoes as Harriet tugs his ear, Jfk with his arms around Joan as Gandhi slides in just as the camera goes off with Scudworth and Mr. B popping up in the background
Sabi no tsuichimatta yongen no furetto sa
Biggu mafu de gomakaseru kai?
(Sudworths office)
it was morning and the mad principal was at his desk as Mr B brought him his coffee
"ah another new day started with a good cup of coffee" Scudworth said as he took the cup but before he could take a sip…..
"SHITWORTH!" Solana yelled as she barged into the office her hair now dyed so it had yellow highlights
Scudworth let out a scream as his coffee spilled over his face causing him to roll along the floor in pain.
"Oh God! It burns! It's delicious and it burns!" Scudworth screamed staggering up to his desk. "Ah, my dear Solana, what can I do for you?"
"What you can do is get that asshole Uzumaki off my back, cause if you don't I'm gonna make your life a living hell!" Solona said with prue rage as she approached the principals desk
"Oh, you have met Naruto?" Mr B asked curiously
before Solana growled at the robot butler making him hide behind Scudworth
Scudworth simply sat in chair with a calm expression linking his hands together as he raised an eyebrow before giving a soft chuckle.
"My dear girl, I've been blown up, drop down a chimney, hit with a massive stink bomb that left me smelling like a toxic waste dump for 5 years, locked out of my house for a month, electrocuted, kicked in the testicles 996 times, blasted out of an open window, and all kinds of other shit. Nothing you can do to me could possibly compare with the endless torment that boy brings me." Scudworth said as he looked at the mad clone with a calm expression
Sir need I remind you why you let her become emancipated? Mr B said as he held up his arm
Scudworth froze at this before he started to have flashbacks to nannys screaming in fear and destruction from the young clones rampages
"I surrender!" Scudworth yelled In fear as he covered his face and went into the fetal position
"nice to know you remember asshole just tell that idiot to leave me alone!" Solana growled as she went to the door
"Solana maybe you should just talk to him-" Mr B was saying before he was cut off
"you talk to him!" Solana yelled before she slammed the door behind her shattering the glass door behind her revealing Gandhi who was just about to enter the office before he ran away from the mad clone
"girl has a mean Case of BBCD" Scudworth said as he shivered in fear
(later with Naruto)
it was later in the day and Naruto was heading outside after getting his lunch from his locker for lunch time
as he approached his walked outside he saw Abe and Gandhi who were hanging out with Confucius
"Hey guys, what's up?" Naruto said as he walked over his friends
"oh hey Naruto" Abe said with a smile at the blonde
"our buddy Confucius is showing us some cool stuff on his phone! you know they let anyone post videos on the internet now?" Gandhi asked as he looked at Naruto
"that wasn't a passing fad? I owe Joan a twenty" Naruto said as he looked at Confucius who had his phone out
"oh sure a lot has happened the past twenty years, heck you should catch up on entrainment a lot of cool stuff has come out" Confucius said with a friendly grin at the blonde
"Well me and my boys here we're gonna have a boys night tonight and head to the video rental shop, you want in?" Naruto asked as he didn't have a problem with Confucius as he seemed like a cool guy
"gasp! a fourth amigo!" Gandhi yelled in surprise while Abe smiled at this glad that Naruto was being friendly with one of the next generation clones
"sure! we can hang out at my place though what's a video rental shop?" Confucius asked curiously as he smiled at Naruto before he raised his eyebrow curiously
"oh right those don't exist anymore Naruto" Abe said as he had heard from Frieda about how renting movies from shops were pretty much a thing of the past these days
"oh come on! Is anything sacred anymore?!" Naruto yelled as he scowled at this
"relax bro we have something way better now prepare to be introduced to the world of streaming" Confucius said as he put his arm around Naruto's shoulders
"not really a fisherman but I'll hear ya out" Naruto said as he sighed knowing he should at least hear this out
"Hey Joan! you want in? it's Bros night!" Gandhi yelled as he spotted Joan who was near a bush nearby with Frieda and Harriet
Joan groaned at this as she looked down at the ground before she headed back inside the school
"something I said?" Gandhi asked Frieda while Harriet went after her
"she was a bit depressed after telling us about how she didn't have a lot of girlfriends back in 2003" Frieda said
"Yea closest thing sis had to a girlfriend back then was Cleo and we usually sold tickets to those fights" Naruto said with a casual tone
"You think you and Harriet can hang out with her while we have our night out? Abe asked Frieda as he knew he could ask her seeing as they were friends after she joined their band after their mistake the previous night
"I'm ahead of ya stretch, me and Harriet were gonna ask Joan to come to our slumber party at Solanas tonight" Frieda said as she gave Abe a smile and a thumbs up
"great I can get Solanas address from sis so I can try my serenade plan again" Naruto said with a grin
"yea well keep us out of it that girl has a bad case of BBCD" Gandhi said with a shudder as he looked up from his new phone
"BBCD?" Abe asked curiously while Confucius and Frieda groaned at this
"bitch be crazy disease- gah!" Gandhi said before Naruto grabbed him by the front of his shirt
"who taught you that? talk or that's 10 whacks your lucky your a bro or it would be the usual 30" Naruto growled as he grabbed his guitar off his back
"It was Scudworth who called her that!" Gandhi yelled in a panic as he waved his arms
"thank you for your cooperation" Naruto said as he dropped his friend before he started to make a beeline for the school
"oh this is gonna go well" Abe said with a sigh as he knew Naruto was most likely gonna cause a scene with the mad scientist
"can't be any worse then when Solana and old man Scudworth go at it" Frieda said as she shook her head and Confucius shuddered
"She and Scudworth have fought before too?" Abe asked curiously
"fought would be putting it mildly Confucius said as he frowned
"well you can't really blame her" Frieda said as she crossed her arms while Confucius nodded
"OK am I missing something?" Abe asked raising a eyebrow at this
"yea what's her problem?" Gandhi asked curiously
"it has to do with who her clone mother is and Scudworth trying to mold her to be like her" Frieda said as she frowned
"well Naruto and her have that in common" Abe said as he knew Naruto was the same way when it came to his clone father
"yea bro hates being compared to that Sage guy if anything her attacking him makes even less sense now" Gandhi said as he crossed his arms
"well there is a reason for that" Frieda said as she looked at her bandmates and told them the truth about Solana
"SAY WHAAAAAT?!?!" Gandhi yelled in shock of this revelation
"…..well if Naruto hasn't killed old Scudworth yet he definitely will when he finds out about this" Abe said with a sigh
(with Naruto)
Naruto entered the office of the mad principal and his robot companion with a kick to the door
"OK you quack me and you have a problem!" Naruto yelled as he entered the office where Mr B was trying to calm Scudworth down after his Flashback to when he was raising Solana
"gah! he found out! save me Mr B!" Scudworth yelled as he hid behind his desk after seeing Naruto
"you knew when you did it years ago that he would be mad Wesley" Mr B said as he shook his head
"Wait, you called my future main gal a bitch long ago?" Naruto asked raising a eyebrow at this
"What are you on about you brat? I thought you found out about…. nothing" Scudworth was saying before he saw Mr B making a killing gesture under his neck causing him to stop what he was gonna say
"oh well that sounds like the uh truth Naruto said with a flat tone of voice as he grabbed his guitar off his back knowing he would most likely have to get physical to make the mad principal talk
"So Naruto! how have you been getting used to the new changes in the modern world?" Mr B said as he approached Naruto to try and distract him
"eh it's been OK so far me and my boys are gonna hang out with Confucius tonight so he can introduce us to some modern stuff, by the way what the heck is a streaming service and how the heck can it cause video stores to go out of business?" Naruto asked as he looked at Mr B
"a streaming service is what people use to watch entertainment by streaming video over the internet through your TV phone or computer Mr B said as of he had this speech prepared
"yea they have all kinds of streaming services for all kinds of entertainment, movies shows anime-" Scudworth was saying before he was cut off
"Anime is actually popular now? bitchen!" Naruto said with a smile at this revelation
"I'll send you our log in information now you have class" Mr B said as he pushed Naruto towards the door
"thanks Mr B, oh! and if you call Solana a bitch again I'll gut you like a fish!" Naruto said with a smile before he slammed the door closed behind him
"…..it's almost fascinating that they are both psychotic rebels" Scudworth said with a sigh of relief that he had avoided a beating
"yea and you didn't have anything to do with that Wesley" Mr B said with a flat tone
"yea yea yea at least distracting the brat with modern entertainment will give us a break from his insanity" Scudworth said as he sat at his desk
"you do realize once he sees some of the modern hits out there he's gonna figure out you raided his idea books while he was frozen right?" Mr B asked curiously
Scudworth said nothing to this before he slammed his head into the desk causing Mr B to sigh
(with Naruto)
it was now after school and Naruto was at his locker putting his school books away while Joan approached him
"hey sis how you doing? you trade up from that idiot?" Naruto asked as he turned to look at his sister before he looked down the hall and saw that JFK was crying in the fetal position
"I need a favor from you and the others" Joan said as she sighed at this
"you want me to beat up JFK so he backs off? sure thing sis!" Naruto said with a grin as he walked past Joan while grabbing his guitar as he made a beeline for JFK
"freeze mister! That's not what I need from you!" Joan yelled as she grabbed Naruto's arm stopping him
"dang, well what you need then sis?" Naruto asked curiously as he looked at Joan
"I am going to a sleepover over at Solanas with Frieda and Harriet and JFK doesn't have anyone to hang out with so-" Joan was saying before she was cut off
"Joan, are you on some shit right now?!" Naruto asked interrupting Joan
"Please Naruto, please, please just do this for me! JFK is lonely; he doesn't have any male friends to hang out with." Joan said as she frowned as she looked at her boyfriend who was still crying down the hall
"He's also mine and Abe's arch enemy since Clone Middle School! The guys insufferable, idiotic, sexist, incompetent, and a nuisance...and those are his good qualities!" Naruto stated
"Come on Naruto you owe me!" Joan said as she looked at her brother
"Uh no I don't." Naruto said holding up a chart. "According to this I've fulfilled all my debts to you, in fact your the one who owes me." he said as he looked over the list before he started to walk away from Joan
"I'll put in a good word for you with Solana~." Joan said smirking as Naruto froze up
"……hey JFK! you free to hang out tonight with me and my boys?! Naruto yelled as he walked towards JFK
"really?! ur eh I mean sure! I was hoping to hang out with ya cause my Joanie sees you as family is it OK if I call ya brother? JFK asked as he shot to his feet and smiled at Naruto
……just follow me" Naruto said as he forced a smile as he led JFK out of the school
Joan shook her head as she smiled at this as she almost felt guilty considering how easy it was to get Naruto to do this
(Later with Joan)
"Hey foster mom." Joan greeted her new foster parent as she walked in revealing none other than Candid
"Hello Foster daughter, I was just preparing you dinner as I am required by law to feed you." Candid said digging in the oven only to pull out a bag of take out from the Grassy Knoll
"Oh um, hey is it okay if I go to sleepover tonight?" Joan asked peeking the blond lizard lovers interests
"A sleepover? Where you tell your deepest personal secrets to other female clones?" Candid asked
"Yeah Freida and Harriet invited me to one at Solona's..." Joan added causing Candid's face to break out into a Grinch grin
"Solona, the rebellious, headstrong, overly violent clone that harbors a deep grudge against your adopted clone brother?" Candid asked could feel opportunity tugging at her cold black heart
"Uh yeah?" Joan asked
"Of course you can!" Candid said "I've got work stuff bye!" She said dropping the Grassy Knoll bag on the table and running out
Joan could only give out a despairing sigh at her new guardian. "I wish Toots hadn't died in that clarinet accident while I was frozen." As she opened a take out box to reveal it filled with grasshoppers
(later with Naruto)
Naruto Abe Gandhi and JFK were walking down the street looking for Confucius home seeing as he had invited them over to his place for guys night
"OK I think this is the place Bros" Gandhi said as he looked at the address Confucius had given him
everyone looked at the house which was a big mansion
"ur eh you sure you have the right address, little man?" JFK asked Gandhi as he looked at the mansion surprised
"yea Confucius doesn't scream Rich to me" Abe said as he took looked at the mansion surprised
"I don't know latest fashion, wanting to stand out and make friends most likely cause hes isolated, and had the latest tech" Naruto said as he listed off some things he noticed about Confucius
as Naruto was saying this the front door of the mansion opened revealing Confucius
"Hey bros you're just in time! I just got done getting the snacks ready in the living room!" Confucius said with a smile at them
"whoo! snacks!" Gandhi yelled as he went inside the mansion excitedly
"Sorry I brought JFK Joan asked me to bring him seeing as she is busy with her girlfriends tonight" Naruto said as he followed after Gandhi along with Abe and JFK
"it's fine the more the merrier follow me" Confucius said as he led them all towards the living room
"Are you sure your parents are OK with you having guests?" Abe asked curiously as they looked around the mansion
"they don't mind plus my parents are on another world tour or something" Confucius said as he shrugged before he led them into a big room with couches and a big table were all kinds of food was sitting
"score!" Gandhi said as he ran over to the food
"make yourselves at home bros" Confucius said with a smile at them as they all found a place to sit
"yup definitely lonely" Naruto said with a sigh as he could tell Confucius really wanted to make a good impression with them
"So ur eh what are we doing first?" JFK asked as he sat down on a couch
"well you all wanted to catch up on some modern entertainment so let's break out the pizza and get started" Confucius said as he turned on the big screen TV which showed several images of different apps
"whoooo! movie night!" Gandhi yelled as he sat down on the couch with a bowl of popcorn
"you gonna share that?" Abe asked as he looked at his friend as Confucius loaded up a app
"Netflix? don't they mail dvds?" Naruto asked as he looked at the screen
"they used to but they are the biggest streaming service now they have some of the best exclusives too" Confucius said with a smile
"oh like what- is that supposed to be one piece?!" Naruto was asking before he saw what looked like a live action show of the popular Manga/anime
"isn't that the pirate comic you were into 20 years ago?" Abe asked naruto curiously
"why the fuck is this in live action?!" Naruto yelled out loudly
"ur eh what's the problem?" JFK asked raising an eyebrow at this
"the problem is that most live action adaptations of anime and Manga end up being crap" Naruto said as he scowled
"well maybe they have learned to do better in the past 2 decades" Abe said as he tried to see the bright side
"fine one episode then I make a hit list" Naruto said with a scowl as he mentally prepared himself for what he thought would be a excruciating ordeal
(With Candid)
Within Scudworth's office Candid was addressing the Board of Shadowy Figures.
"Members of the board. Joan is attending a sleepover tonight, where girls traditionally reveal their deepest, darkest secrets." Candid said "Also Naruto will be attending one with his male friends."
"I know the rules of a sleepover. Get us those secrets, so we can blackmail whichever clones survive,Operation Spread Eagle." The male member of the board ordered
"That's not all they are also attending said sleepover at Solona's." Candid further added enticing the board. "I'll drug the clones using my patent pending truth serum." Candid said while pulling out a container of red liquid. "This however is my experimental mind control drug. Once we get Naruto and Solona to consume it we'll have them both under our control."
"Excellent with both Naruto and Hinata Uzumaki's clones under our command nothing will be able to stand in our way." The Leader said. "Be warned tho Candid our previous attempts at controlling Solana have been less than adequate." She warned
"Yes, yes I'm aware." Candid brushed off AZ the call ended
(with Joan)
meanwhile with Joan she had made her way over to Solanas place along with Frida and Harriet
"just relax girl Solana is a great host" Harriet said as she smiled at Joan as they approached the front door
"yea just don't mention her clone mother and you should be fine" Frida said as she knocked on the front door
"who is her clone-" Joan was asking before the door opened revealing Solana
"….what is she doing here?" Solana asked as she looked at Joan before looking at Frida and Harriet
"we decided to invite Joan since she seems cool after helping with the unity luncheon" Harriet said as she put her arm around Joan's shoulder
Solanas eyes narrowed as she looked at Joan making her chuckle nervously
"relax Sol just because you can't stand her bro doesn't mean you can't be friends with Joan" Frida said as she walked past Solana into the house along with Harriet
"…..fine" Solana said with a sigh as she let Joan enter her home
"jeez she's not a fan of Naruto is she?" Joan whispered to Harriet as they walked into the living room while Solana closed the door and locked it
"well it's more his connection to his clone father she hates" Frida said as she sighed and shook her head
"She has a beef with Naruto's clone father?" Joan asked curiously as she didn't think anyone hated Naruto's clone father
"they haven't told you? I figured they would have at least warned you after I kicked that morons ass" Solana said as she entered the living room with some pizza boxes which she put on a table next to some chips and soda
"yea we figured you should tell her seeing as it's more your hang up Sol" Frida said as she shook her head at her friends attitude about Naruto
"Tell me what?" Joan asked curiously as she took a soda which solan tossed to her
"Fine, how familiar are you with that moron's clone father?" Solana asked as she sat down and opened a can of soda
"I know a few things, I know he had some kind of special power and is seen as a big historical figure back in Japan thanks to him stopping some world ending threat" Joan said as she drank some of her soda
"What do you know about his family?" Solana asked as she hopped that she wouldn't have to do a whole history lesson
"I think he had a wife or something, Naruto mentioned that she had some kind of eye power that was cool, said her eyes looked like the moon, once" Joan said as she shrugged
"well that makes this easier" Solana said as she reached op to one of her eyes and after a few moments removed the colored contact showing the byakugan eye behind it
Joan looked at Solana for a few moments before her eyes widened in surprise "oh
…wait so your a clone of-" she was asking before she was cut off
"yeah, that idiot Scudworth cloned me as some sorry ass attempt to have someone to manipulate and control that idiot for him" Solana said as she put her contact back in
"so yea she pretty much is a rebel against being like her clone mother like you" Harriet said to Joan
"only she has sent people to the hospital for comparing her to her clone mother" Frida said as she shook her head
"hey Capone and his goons got two warnings whatever happens after that was on them" Solana said as she went to turn on the TV
So you can't stand Scudworth either huh? Joan asked curiously as she got some pizza
"hell no! only good memory I had living with that idiot was Mr B at least he actually gave a shit about me, it was him who got me emancipated a few years back" Solana said as she lightly scowled before calming down a bit
"So you don't want to be like your clone mother, hate Scudworth and like Mr B?" Joan listed off extending a finger with each point
"pretty much why?" Solana asked curiously
"nothing" Joan said as she shook her head slightly, "wow she and Naruto have a lot in common, if she wasn't such a hard core rebel he would have a shot" she thought to herself as the sleepover started
(With Scudworth)
The trio were in a van Mr. B pulled out the cocktail shaker, shaking it up in his claws before laying out various cups he slid the shaker along his arm tossing it up high in the air catching in his hands shaking it up nice an before tossing the liquor into the air the liquid pouring into various glasses as Mr. B tossed shooting up various mini umbrellas for the drinks
"Wow Mr. B you've been practicing. Have you been taking lessons from Naruto again?" Scudworth teasingly accused
"You love his lemon strawberry slushrita's tooooo." Mr. B said with a smile
"Oh most definitely, the blend of lemon and strawberry is just perfect,We've even made extra." Scudworth said as he took a sip
"There about to play, never have I ever! It's time to give them the truth serum laced alcohol and the mind control serum. How are the drinks coming?" Candid asked walking into the van and seeing Mr. B and Scudworth working on the drinks both scientists were unaware of the small butler bot taking the mind control serum from the counter hiding it behind his back
"Perfect, we even made extras." Scudworth said, showing off the many drinks prepared "cocktail." He said shaking up another cocktail
"Tom Cruise Cocomooooo!" Mr. B cheered tossing the bottle into the air before it broke on the table
"Mr.B, which ones have the serum?" Candid asked as she looked at the drinks
"This one." Mr. B said, holding out his coconut. "Or maybe this one?" He said pointing to a glass
"No it's this one." Scudworth held up his glass before shifting to pick up another one. "Or maybe this one?"
"You idiots!" Candid shouted slamming her fist on the table, clearly upset with the two idiots ruining her plan
(With Naruto)
meanwhile with Naruto and his group they were just getting done with watching the first episode of the live action One Piece show
"So what ya think bros?" Confucius said with a grin at everyone
"not to bad, from what I could see they actually made this with respect for the series" Abe said with a grin as while he wasn't as big a fan as Naruto or Gandhi he liked it OK and could tell this adaptation was a good attempt
"OK what reality am I in? Am I still frozen and this is all a dream?!" Naruto asked surprised at what he had just seen
this got laughs from Confucius and Gandhi
"So er uh, this Luffy guy can stretch out any part of his body?" JFK asked curiously
"Uh-huh." Naruto said nothing at this
"Does that include his er...dooong." JFK burst out into laughter slapping his knee. "Aha, dong!" He then looked around to see the others giving him flat expressions causing him to rub the back of his neck thinking he had messed up again. A few minutes based before Naruto busted out laughing
"Ahahaha! Oh man, nice one, and I thought I was only guy to think of that!" Naruto laughed
"Who knows stretching powers can go a looooong way." Ghandi said holding his hands for emphasis
"That was great. What other cool stuff do they have on this thing, is that cowboy bebop!?" Naruto asked as he grabbed the remote before he saw a recommendation on the app and smiled
"1 2 3 let's Jam!" Abe and Gandhi yelled happily at seeing there was a love action version of this
"uh guys wait a minute-" Confucius said as he slightly frowned before Naruto pushed the play button and……
(After seeing the first episode of Cowboy Bebop)
"Die! Die! Die you abomination!" Naruto shouted smashing his guitar into the TV
"Whoa Naruto calm down dude! I know it's not...oh who am I kidding it totally fucking horrible!" Confucius cried falling to his knees
"What kind of monsters would defile an iconic anime like this!" Ghandi shouted as he ripped his shirt dramatically
"ur eh I'm guessing the animated version was better? JFK asked Abe curiously
"yea looks like one piece is the exception and not the rule" Abe said with a wince
"I need to get that shit off my mind. What else is there to do?" Naruto growled as he sat down next to Gandhi and Confucius
"Well, have you guys looked into social media at all?" Confucius asked as he took out his laptop
"ur eh what's that?" JFK asked curiously as he looked over Confucius's shoulder
(moments later)
a fre moments later JFK was in a flame war with someone online with Confucius giving him tips and the others watching
"You're a loser with a very small amount of friends...Zero!" Abe read out loud as a fist of data shot from the computer punching JFK in the face sending his goggles flying from his face
"Nooooo!" The boys cried as the goggles hit Confucius in the face.
"And the amount of people you'll have at your funeral is also zero. Because you have no friends! Maybe your dad will show up just to take a dump on your face, and then he'll say, "Look, my dump is my son's only friend." Oh, wait! Even the dump hates you. Abe continued to read
Naruto could only face palm at what was happening "What kinda brain dead shit is this" he said as Abe tried wagging a slice of pizza to wake up JFK
"You're gonna be alright." Confucius asked as JFK sulked in the corner
"Oh, just leave me here to die. He said, "You're a loser with zero friends." I am a loser with zero friends. I can't even be friends with a dump my dad took on my dead face." JFK sobbed as Abe and Ghandi pat his back
"Oh for the love of...get over it you're gonna crumble to pieces just cause some cowardly asshole insulted you online? Who gives a flying shit! This mother fucker can't even spell right." Naruto said pointing at the laptop as Confucius and the guys examined the text
"Hey Naruto's right! He spelled you're wrong!" Abe said "he used the possessive your."
"Uh-huh. Step back boys while I deal with this troll." Naruto said cracking his knuckles swiftly typing along the keyboard
"Hey king asshole since you failed basic spelling let me point out that you missed the 're you spelled it the possessive version your. Now I see why you stalk in the shadows hiding behind your silly little insults cause your just a micro dicked little fucker who can't even spell and likes picking on other to feel better. So me and my boys say Fuck You Fuckball and any other coward who gets his kicks from harassing people just trying to have fun." Naruto said as he typed before he sent the message
(meanwhile in another part of town)
Meanwhile in another part of town Topher Buss was jumping on his bed in victory when he heard his computer go off. When he went to read the message he noticed his opponents words before looking up at his previous message only to see what he had written.
"NOOOOOOO!" Topher screamed suddenly a barrage of letters shot out from his computer smashing into his something out of Jojo's Bizarre Adventures with one final letting coming down on him smashing him into the roof.
(Back with Naruto)
"you, you defended me" JFK said as he looked at Naruto while he wiped his eyes
"well yea I mean while you may have been a jerk sometimes back in the past, at least you said shit to our faces, plus your dating Joan who i see as a sister so I may as well treat you with some level of dignity" Naruto said with a shrug as he sat down and grabbed a new soda
Abe and Gandhi nodded at this agreeing with Naruto while Confucius smiled at this glad that Naruto was willing to get along with JFK
"thanks Uzumaki, so ur eh what's next?" JFK asked as he calmed himself down a bit
"Truth or dare!" Gandhi yelled happily as he held his arms in the air
"What are we 8?" Naruto asked as he raised a eyebrow at this
"I'm down, what you scared Uzumaki?" JFK asked with a grin at the blonde
"……hit me with your best shot kennedy, truth!" Naruto said with a confident grin
"OK do you actually care about scud-" Abe was asking before he was cut off
"Dare! Dare! Dare!" Naruto yelled as he shook his head and covered his ears
this got laughs from the other guys as they all started to think over a good dare for Naruto
(With Joan)
meanwhile with the girls everyone was hanging out up in solanas room which was on the second floor of the house
"I'm surprised you can afford a place like this on your own" Joan said as she looked at solanas room while the other girls looked over some magazines
"eh thank Mr B put away quite a nest egg for me after I left" Solana said as she shrugged
"I'm still curious how he does that" Harriet said as she looked up from her magazine
"something about residuals from something Shitworth sold of that blonde idiots while he was on ice" Solana said with a scoff
Joan raised a eyebrow at this but before she could question this they heard what sounded like some blues music being played outside
"what the hell?" Solana asked as she raised a eyebrow at this
"sounds like music" Harriet said as they all stood up
"I know that I mean where is it coming from" Solana said as she looked at her friend
Joan approached the bedroom window and after looking outside she groaned and pinched her nose
"what is it? oh….." Frida said as she too looked out of the window before she she chuckled
Solana and Harriet looked out the window and saw what looked like Naruto down in the backyard playing his guitar playing what sounded like a love ballad
"oh my God that is so romantic!" Harriet said as she smiled at this
Solana on the other hand approached her dresser and…..
(With Naruto outside)
"is you is or is you ain't my baby-" Naruto was singing before…..
CRASH!!!
what looked like a dresser smashed into him thrown at him from Solanas bedroom window
"I said I'm not interested, you ramen sucking idiot!" Solana yelled down at Naruto who was underneath the dresser
as this was happening Abe Gandhi Confucius and JFK were watching this from a nearby bush
"ur eh wow that chick is strong eh?" JFK asked surprised at this
"like I said BBCD bros" Gandhi said as he winced
"hey Naruto, are you ok?" Abe asked naruto as he came out from underneath the dresser
"yea I'm fine, hey is this a leopard skin thong?" Naruto asked as he held up a thong that indeed had a leopard skin theme
this got some surprised looks from the guys and the girls who were watching from the bedroom window
"that's quite a statement Sol" Frida said with a chuckle at her friend
"Drop em, you whiskered idiot!" Solana yelled as she jumped out of the bedroom window down towards the boys
"Cheese it!" Naruto yelled as he took off running the rest of the boys following his lead running in different directions
"Get back here!" Solana roared as she reached into her dresser and pulled out a giant sledgehammer and started to chase Naruto
as this was happening the other girls watched this bewildered as the mad Hyuga clone chased the Uzumaki Clone
ending by Neostardustdragin101
(play star overhead by the pillows)
Toui hi no chirabatta yume wa
Hoshi ni natte zujou ni atta
Clouds move over clone high and sitting on the side of the roof Solana listened to music on her phone while looking off in an aimless direction kicking her feet back and forth.
As she sat her mind wandered away thinking back to her cloned mother Hinata Hyuga, the woman's long hair flows in the wind stretching out her hand as a strand of DNA leaks outwards from her palm.
Nakushita to utsumuite ita yo
Nagai aida zutto
The DNA leaks into a tube containing a small baby Solana growing inside.
Baby Solana crawls around the ground looking in all directions as she passes by wandering her surroundings. Slowly she starts to grow into a child walking through the streets passing by Confucius sitting on the porch on his phone.
Shounen no aragatta hibi wa
Kizu o otte buzama datta
She slowly grows into a preteen sitting in front of a mirror of herself, she stares sadly at her reflection as it shifts to Hinata Hyuga, her look of sadness turns into anger causing her to smash her fist shattering the glass. The glass shards freeze in mid arm, spinning round and round shifting from Hinata to Solana each shard slowly shattering one by one before the final fell showing Solana closing her eyes as a tear leaked from her cheek.
Na no ni ima omoidasu tabi
Itoushiku omou fushigi-sa
Solana strutted down the sidewalk her hair in pixie cut, wearing a black jacket, blue jeans and a purple shirt , Harriet and Frida pass her by waving but the tomboy clone continued on her path
Toki wa sugite yuku ima mo
Datou ni tada susunderu
The preteen soon runs forward running the subway, the beach, the playground, clone high, band room, soon a fully grown Solana runs through the front door of clone high, Confucius, Harriet, Frida greet her as she pass by she sees Topher standing in the way and kicks him in the back of the head with a grin.
Kimi wa donna kao shiteta kke
Maboroshi no you
Solana walks through the halls of clone high passing by Naruto the two clones turn to each other the world is swept up in wave of rose petals, the original Naruto and Hinata smiled hugging each other with warm loving smiles.
The cherry blossoms blow back again revealing Solana shaking Naruto by his throat while he had hearts in his eyes as Abe, Joan and the others struggled to pull them apart
Kimi to mita sora to big bang Arekurutte kirei datta Shashin ni wa nokosenai bamen bokura ikiteru ima wo ikiteru sa
Naruto and Solana stood back to back looking up at the night sky slowly turning to each other, ocean blue looking into moon white their faces slowly inch towards each other bit by bit closer together only for face to turn red and streaming making her punch Naruto across the face sending him flying into the wall.
ooh ooh ooh
Naruto rubbed the back of his head looking up at Solana turning her head away hiding her blush, she held out her hand causing the boy to smile as she helped him up. Naruto leaned and grasped Solana's hand making her blush as Naruto pulled her along towards their friends, Scudworth and Mr.B