Here are the latest shenanigans from our favorite characters! I hope you all enjoy!

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101. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to use the phrase: "We fight for Mother Russia!"

102. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to sing the National Anthem of the Soviet Union when entering or exiting buildings.

103. Adam Vir is no longer allowed to claim that "PTSD is just spicy nostalgia."

104. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to try and get kidnapped by the Dark Eldar.

105. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to try to figure out a way to bring back the Protheans and the Forerunners so they can fight each other.

106. Drax the Destroyer is no longer allowed to claim that he can become invisible just by standing still.

107. Please do not confuse the primarchs of the Turian Hierarchy with the Primarchs of the Imperium of Man.

108. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to refer to Admiral Ackbar or any other member of the Mon Calamari race as "those calamari boys".

109. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to address their superior officers as "bro".

110. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to try and sell major political figures to Trazyn the Infinite.

111. Peter Quill is not a god.

112. Please refrain from using nicknames when referring to the Avengers, which includes but is not limited to calling Captain America "the spangly dude", Thor "sparky guy", Iron Man "my homie", and Captain Marvel "never shows up".

113. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to use Titans as personal valets.

114. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to attempt to contact the Shadow Realm.

115. No matter how great the need, the Scoundrels are no longer allowed to steal artifacts from any of the following: Luke Skywalker, Shadow Revenant, The Collector, Trazyn the Infinite, General Marder, or the Adeptus Mechanicus.

116. Thomas Drake is not allowed to be near any weapon capable of producing an explosive force greater than ten megatonnes.

117. Do not challenge a Klingon to a duel.

118. Or a Sangheili.

119. Or a Drev

120. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to flip off Force ghosts.

121. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to use the phrase "It's boogaloo time!"

122. The Scoundrels are to stop introducing A.I.'s to the teachings of the Cult Mechanicus.

123. The Scoundrels are to stop referring to Thomas Drake as "Our Glorious Overlord."

124. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to send porn to the Shadow Broker. This is the ninth hit on you guys we've had to stop.

125. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to refer to the crewmates or superiors of any of the other Scoundrels as "extremely hot". Even if they are.

126. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to say that they are "super hot for Loki".

127. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to pit a biotic, psyker, and Force-sensitive against each other just to "see what happens".

128. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to use this list as a resume.

129. The Scoundrels shall not may not begin their sentences with "thou shalt not".

130. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to send videos of "the sax guy" to the Borg.

131. Jack Cooper does not have "tons of gold" hidden somewhere on the destroyed planet of Typhon.

132. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to tell Jedi, Grissom Academy, or Astra Telepathica recruits "You're a wizard, Harry".

133. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to stand in the corner and twiddle their thumbs.

134. "YOLO" is not a valid excuse for anything.

135. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to use this list as a to-do list.

136. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to attempt to replicate the experiments of Edward Richtofen from Call of Duty Zombies. Or the experiments of any other insane fictional doctor.

137. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to throw themselves through windows "to prove that the glass is unbreakable" for any reason whatsoever.

138. "Because reasons" is not a viable excuse.

139. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to refer to anyone else as "peasant" or "plebeian".

140. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to tell new personnel fictional horror stories involving their families.

141. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to tell new personnel factual horror stories involving their families.

142. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to taunt eldritch beings imprisoned within artifacts.

143. Speedos are not part of formal attire.

144. If Ciaphas Cain is telling you a story about his exploits, he is exaggerating what he did, downplaying what he did, outrageously lying about what he did, and telling the complete truth about what he did all at the same time.

145. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to attempt to sell fictional stocks to the Tesraki or Ferengi.

146. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to attempt to defraud the stock exchange.

147. No religious deity is allowed to contradict orders from a superior officer.

148. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to dress up as each other.

149. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to make pin-up calendars. Especially of each other.

150. Vulcan nerve pinches do not work on Chaos Space Marines.

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There we have it! As usual, I always appreciate any comments, questions, concerns, criticisms, and reviews!