This was all Harley'sfault.
Felicity could find a way to blame the rain on Harley at this point. That's how annoyed she was with the current situation.
Felicity had woken up in the back of a convertible, almost passing the interstate with Harley Quinn babbling on about a road trip.
But instead of an iconic, 'girl's only' road trip, Harley, Felicity and surprisingly Ivy were stuck getting rained on, and no amount of pulling between the three of them will get the top of'Harley's'car up. At least with her Mini, they had a roof.
Harley tried to turn on the radio to lighten the mood, but Ivy turned it off. The tense silence that had been growing thicker between the three of them each mile, Harley glances over at Ivy with a small pout.
"Come on, Red. How was I suppose know that the damn mechanism had sand grains in it?"
Harley had tried to catch Felicity's eye when she turned all the way around in the front passenger seat, but Felicity was more focused on the blurry windshield. Her silence was one form of punishment for the former Clown Queen of Crime, she had miles and days to think ofothers.
And Harley pestering her for to forgive her while she shivers from the cold is just adding fuel to the fire.
Oh you'll be sorry Harley Quinn. Bet your cute, blonde pigtailed ass you'll be sorry.
Harley turned to speak to Ivy, whose jaw clenched and eyes focused on the road ahead as she drove them towards the nearest motel. She'd stopped talking to Harley when the blonde clown threatened to invite Kiteman on their little 'girls only'trip if Ivy didn't get in the car, with anunconsciousFelicity Smoak in the back seat.
Harley had insisted, or ratherdemanded this trip be about the three of them. To escape away from Gotham, The Batfam (mainly Batman), Wayne Enterprises, Arkham. And the Joker.
Felicity had come around once they got past the interstate, then the downpour began.
They finally made it to a sad excuse for a motel shortly after midnight. The aging man at the front desk had yellowish-green teeth and dimples, showing through in his sicken smile for the shivering, soaked woman that was Felicity Smoak but his grin fell when both Ivy and Harley walked in after her.
He had offered them each their own room, then offered Ivy and Harley a separate room when Felicity clarified they'd all be sharing.
Harley just about had a meltdown at that.
Her smile froze and her eyes turned cold.
All her charm turned biting as she then stopped complimenting on the motel, Felicity could see the storm forming behind her eyes, hell she couldsenseit, the blonde could practically feel the grinding of Harley's teeth when she clenched her jaw.
Harley's normally warm and humor filled blue eyes were cold and glaring, so Felicity snatched up the room key the man had left on the counter, shoving it into Ivy's hand and pushed both woman in the direction of their room, leaving herself to apologise to the man and bolted to the room the women were sharing.
It usually only took Ivy to calm Harley down but during this rare occasion that she got worked up, Felicity found herself placing Harley's head in her lap and stroking her hair like a cat as Ivy attended to the plants.
Some road trip this turned out to be.