Bonus Chapter - Saving Throw!
They were in the War Room belonging to the People's Rebellion. Comrade General Lonnie sat at the head of the semi-circular table, and Eti, Rosie, Itel, Alatar, Lilka, and Kyle sat across from her. There were lots of polyhedral dice, sheets of paper, manuals, maps, and miniatures on the table. The latter came from Alatar's resources or were made by Kyle . Lonnie looked at them seriously.
"I guess we'll start... " she said slowly.
Lilka's plan.
An extremely tall and powerfully muscled girl with arms as thick as tree branches was riding a gigantic and very cute blue Fox. In her hand she held an ax capable of cutting the tang in half, and on her head was a horned helmet with horns. Opposite her were countless ranks of Orks, huge and heavily armed orcs.
-We are gathered here to fight together for honor, goodness and freedom! Many of us will die today, but it doesn't matter, because for a true orc, dying in battle is the highest honor... as long as we brushed our teeth and cleaned our ears first. For the Horde! – She led her orcs towards Brightmoon.
-Lonnie: We are no longer part of the Horde!
Lilka: But it's the good Horde, the orcish one.
Alatar: You won't find the Ork Horde in the area either, and besides, you have to convince, charisma is your dump stat.
Lonnie: And who are these orcs anyway...
Alatar: Has you seen Huntara? Some of the orcs are just like her, only wilder and more warlike... The rest are a bit like clones...
-Lonnie: Okay, next plan.
Eti's plan.
Eti's plan.
She walked through the dark halls of Brightmoon Castle. Its black corridors were decorated with skulls and demonic symbols. Terrified servants hid in corners. The warrior with a long tail and a powerful metal fist effortlessly dodged half-naked, twin-bladed, and very sexy female warriors accompanied by monstrous feline beasts. The warrior avoided them without the slightest effort, but in several cases she had to stop because the warriors or equally scantily clad and sexy sorceresses wanted to hurt someone from the servants, always a beautiful woman. The warrior then eliminated the guards silently, unless there were too many of them, in which case she defeated them with her incredible dexterity and masterful hand-to-hand combat skills. The rescued girl always placed a kiss on her lips. She finally reached the Witch Queen's Throne Room. Glimmer sat on a huge skull throne. She was even more scantily clad and sexy than her guards. In her hand she had a wand with a bird skull on the end. When she saw the warrior, she burst into mad laughter.
"You think you can beat me, you sily girl! I, Witch Queen Glimmer, dark ruler of Etheria, will crush you and devour your soul! Bird of Doom, tear this wench apart." then a monster appeared from between the shadows, looking like a combination of a cat and a raven. It was about to attack the warrior, but she quickly jumped on the Queen to deal her a fatal blow.
Lonnie: Neither Brightmoon Castle nor Glimmer Castle look like that!
Eti: You probably didn't know her as well as I did.
Lonnie: I've been leading the Rebellion against her for several years
Eti: But you know how she tastes like...
Lonnie (after a moment of dismay): I don't want to get into the nature of your relationship.
Alatar: Eti, will you show me your dice? Because I don't know how you managed to have almost the highest rolls on all attributes and critical successes in all tests?
Eti: Because you have to know how to roll the dice, dude.
Kyle : Why did Rosie look sad every time Eti kissed those girls?
Lonnie: Next plan
Itel Plan
Itel rushed into the palace. The elf held a great, huge blade in her hands and was dressed in luminous armor. Following her, the entire Tarak Shadow Legion entered Birightmoon. They had to hurry, because the queen had betrayed her country and was going to marry the Lord Admiral as a dowry, giving him all the weapons of doom she had hidden in her treasury. Most of the inhabitants of the kingdom were imprisoned in the dungeons. The Lord Admiral's soldiers stood in front of them. Itel sliced through them with her blade one at a time, gracefully dodging the gunfire. She finally stood in front of the Lord Admiral.
"You're about to get your well-deserved punishment!" the Elf exclaimed, but then the Lord Admiral pointed to two figures tied in the shadows. They were Eti and Catra with explosives tied to them.
Alatar: And now it's time for a certain Technomancer Dragonkin to step into action.
Eti (Looking over Alatar's shoulder at his notes): Why did you let Itel take home rules but not me! That's why I had to cheat.
Lonnie: It was completely absurd.
Alatars Plan
Alatar's plan
The moons were rising over Brightmoon as a huge silver shape floated over the mountains. It was A gigantic dragon with a wingspan so large that it seemed to cover the horizon. She rode him an elven warrior in emerald armor. The dragon roared and breathed flame.
Lonnie: Can Alatar really turn into a dragon like that?
Eti: No. He is only a Dragonkin, i.e. a small dragon, although for his species he is quite large
Alatar: Hey!
Lonnie: Eti, you will translate for Rosie...
Rosie's plan.
Hundreds of guests gathered in the large, wonderful and somewhat fairy-tale-like main hall of Brightmoon Castle as Catra and Adora's wedding was about to take place. However, when Castaspella, who presided over the ceremony, asked if there was anyone present who did not agree to this wedding, Lonnie, who for unknown reasons had white hair, came out of the crowd and knelt down in front of Catra.
Lonnie: What? Do you think that i have a crush on Carra? I recently tried to kill her! And why do I have white hair?
Eti: From what I heard about Catra and Adora, this is probably what ethernian mating habits are like.
Lonnie: You guys are scaring me, let's move on to the next plan.
Kyle's plan
Kyle just went to pee. They were in the woods and were about to launch Operation Freedom when Kyle hit a rock. Then a tall skeleton with glowing eye sockets appeared before him, holding a staff topped with a shining gem.
"I am Tar- Baphon , the Whispering Tyrant. Killer of Gods and Immortal Lord of the Undead! I'm about to devour your soul!"
Kyle: But why me!
Alatar: I have no idea how it happened. According to the random encounter table, there was a one in a million chance of this happening!
Lonnie: So it must have happened to Kyle. Now my turn.
Lonnie's plan.
They were just launching ship hidden under the ice. Everything was going well... Too well, because as soon as they left the planet's atmosphere, the AI took control of the ship and it turned towards Etheria . A planet-destroying beam shot out from its hull .
Lonnie: What?
Alatar: You failed your perception test, that's why you didn't notice there was something wrong with the ship. Everyone knows that ancient artifacts are dangerous...