It's been years since I last wrote this fanfic, one of my first fanfics years ago. I initially deleted it, and it has never seen the light of day until now. Here are all the alternate endings for several Spongebob episodes across the seasons. Enjoy.
Alternative Ending #1 - Sandy's Rocket (8A)
*At the part where Patrick is having a hard time stuffing the "aliens"*
Patrick looks at SpongeBob while trying to push in the cargo, "SpongeBob, I think we might have to make a second trip."
"There's no time for that." SpongeBob is protesting with the stern. "Just push harder."
Suddenly, Sandy returned from the Moon and landed safely on her jetpack, angry about what the duo did. They turned around to see her, looking ashamed.
She said in disappointment, "SpongeBob, what are you all doing? I can't turn my back on you for two seconds without you causing much trouble. Why look at you, bagging up all your friends and neighbors like they were a fresh crop of hickory-smoked sausages?"
Soon, SpongeBob himself started to feel ashamed of himself. He can't believe he did all of this. For the most part, this wasn't his fault. It's just that he listens to his best friend for the relentless alien crap for no given reason. Patrick, on the other hand, doesn't seem to feel ashamed. He stupidly believed that Sandy was an alien.
The squirrel continues, "You darned turned my little science experiment into a disaster. You two ought to should be ashamed of yourselves."
"Yes," said SpongeBob, looking gloomy. I ought to be ashamed of myself for what I've done. I guess I shouldn't have joined this project in the first place."
The word "project" has caught the starfish's attention. "Wait? Project? Oh...I thought you guys were going alien hunting, so I brought you with me."
"Wait.." Sandy stopped and looked at the starfish.
"YOU'RE THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?! PATRICK, YOU IDIOT!" She spat sternly.
"Sorry for this mess...Alien Pants," Patrick said sternly as he was about to fire, but SpongeBob fired instead, causing the sea star to fall to the ground. Patrick looked and realized that his pal had shot him. The shocking starfish said, "SpongeBob!? You're an alien, too!"
"No, Patrick. I am not an alien." The sponge said in anger. "None of us are aliens! Because of you, I was gullible enough to follow your alien barnacle nonsense! Now, we must get everyone back home and forget about this happening. Thanks a lot."
"But-"
"NO BUTS!" SpongeBob shouted.
"Don't worry about him, SpongeBob. I'm starting to believe that you weren't the one who caused most of the problem." The squirrel replied. She brought out a memory eraser from her pocket. She said with disbelief, "I'll use this memory eraser to erase everyone's memory from what just happened, including the causer Patrick."
"Wait!" Patrick said with guilt. "Just at least let me help you guys out."
"No, Patrick. You have done enough for one night." SpongeBob felt pain as he watched Sandy push the tool button to erase Patrick's memory, which made him fall asleep.
"Come on, SpongeBob. Let's go fix this mess." Sandy said.
"Sure," SpongeBob said in disbelief.
*Later, after sending everyone in Bikini Bottom back to their homes...*
"Well, I guess that's everyone around here." SpongeBob sighed in exhaustion. He and Sandy were finished sending everyone back home, memory-erased for what happened to them.
"Yeah, I guess so. " Sandy agreed sternly.
"So, Sandy, what will we do with your rocket now since Patrick and I destroyed it?" SpongeBob asked while looking at the damaged rocket ship.
"I probably sent it back home," Sandy hesitated. I hope there is any fuel left in this darn thing."
"Yeah. Dear Neptune, ever, someone forgot about this, " SpongeBob said in relief. And don't worry. All the alien business is way behind me."
"I hope so, SpongeBob. I hope so." Sandy agreed after rolling her eyes.
Alternative Ending #2 - Nature Pants (29A)
*During the chase...*
SpongeBob ran into the Jellyfish Hive as quickly as a flash, hiding from Patrick, but the jelly kept him from going in. The starfish is right behind him, hot on his trail. He looks around and finds a hiding spot, but the starfish will be there whenever that happens. It seems he has nowhere else to go but run. He looks behind him, seeing his best friend getting closer and closer while making babbling sounds.
"You got nowhere else to hide, SpongeBob!" Patrick bellowed as he tried to catch the sponge.
Suddenly, SpongeBob finds some kelp leaves, chews them, spits them out, and throws them into Patrick's face.
*Threw!*
*SPLAT!*
"AH!" The starfish screamed as the chewed kelp got onto his face. "Ew!'" *babbling sounds*
This sneak attack gave the free sponge a chance to escape. He looked around and around when, out of nowhere, he saw a tunnel. He went inside as quickly as a flash, not seeing that Patrick had wiped the kelp off his face. He noticed that SpongeBob hid inside a cave when he wasn't looking.
"So..." said Patrick with a smirk. You thought you could hide inside a cave from me, could you? No matter. I can find you there."
*Inside the cave..*
SpongeBob is now frightened. He sits near a boulder, hiding from Patrick. It's very dark inside the cave. The sponge is glad he's still alive but terrified that his best friend is still looking for him. He crouched down on the ground, shivering in fear.
"Buzz...buzz...buzz...buzz..." The "jellyfish" stuttered. He started to sweat in fear as well. He either thinks he should check outside to see if Patrick is around or stay in the cave till tonight. The sponge has waited several minutes, and the starfish is nowhere to be seen, at least when the sponge looks at the cave's opening to see if he's not there. Soon, this makes the "jellyfish" realize he is gone and begin to smile, making him run out of the cave.
"Yes! He's gone! He's gone! He's gone!" The sponge cheered in delight. Suddenly, when he ran out of the cave, a jellyfish caught him out of nowhere. He gasped as he saw his best friend hiding near a rock. He came out with a big smile and dripping tears.
"Finally, " the starfish wept in joy. I got you at last! I thought you would get away from me that fast, huh?"
"I...uh...P-P-Patrick..." The sponge said in fright.
"No need to thank me. Now that I have you, it is time to make you a trophy and be placed very well in a jar." Patrick said as he walked back home.
"Oh no..." SpongeBob groaned in defeat.
*Later, in the early evening...*
Patrick is inside the room while SpongeBob is cooped up in the net. The starfish wasn't kidding about making him a trophy. He's got to turn the sponge into the trophy. While cooped up, SpongeBob has come to think that maybe being a jellyfish wasn't a good idea in life. Besides, he already tried to fit in, but he guessed that joining the wildlife wasn't as much as he thought.
"Wow," he said in sadness. I can't believe this is going to happen. I have a great life and friends; all I did was give it all up. Sandy, Squidward, Krabby Patties..."
"Uh, SpongeBob," said Patrick in the room. "Mind if you keep it down? I'm about to start turning you into a trophy."
"OK."
Soon, the sponge looked around the rock and saw a way there. Of course, the net wasn't that guarded anyway. This gave the sponge an idea of how to make his escape. He said aloud to Patrick, "Hey, Patrick! Don't you think you should freshen up before you get started?"
Patrick heard this and said, "OK! I'll freshen up."
When that happens, the sponge can see the starfish's shadow heading to the bathroom.
"Yes! This is my chance!" said SpongeBob in relief.
Soon, the sponge had taken the net off him and ran to the exit as quickly as a flash. He opened the rock, ran to the pineapple, and opened the door. He went inside and locked the door behind him. He was home, his natural home. As soon as he had done that, he looked out the window to see if Patrick was after him. It seems that his escape is flawless. He said with a smile, "Alright! He didn't follow me! Now I can go back to my previous life!"
Later on, he took a shower and went straight to bed.
"Aww, it's good to be back," SpongeBob sighed as he went to bed. Well, I guess I've got to apologize to everyone tomorrow morning."
The sponge yawned and went straight to sleep.
Alternative Ending #3 - MuscleBob BuffPants (11A)
*In the lifting competition...*
SpongeBob looks down in shame, seeing that his inflatable muscles are not working and that he has been laughed at. He says to himself, not giving up, "Oh, this is it. They're all going to find out I'm a fake. I can't give up. I've got to try. I can do it! I've got anchor arms! I'm no wimp; I'm a jerk!"
The sponge started blowing his inflatable arms into "JERK" mode. They were more extensive than before.
"Yeah..." SpongeBob said sternly.
Then, the sponge tried to pull the anchor out of the ground. Suddenly, he lifted the giant anchor out of the ground, swung it in a 360* circle, and threw it across the field, much to the crowd's shock, especially Sandy's. The rating fish was followed by it comically as he ran from the competition grounds. After he ran for his life, the anchor landed on him, injuring his body.
"620 YARDS!" He screamed to the crowd.
This made the crowd cheer as loud as they could. The competitors were stunned that a small sponge-like him could lift an anchor without a problem. Shocking, SpongeBob's inflatable muscles popped, and it seemed his muscles had become real. His arms were buff the entire time, and he didn't even know about them.
"What the? What happened to my arms?" He questioned to himself.
Suddenly, the crowd ran to him and carried him as one of the judges put a blue ribbon on the sponge's chest. At the bottom of the crowd was Sandy carrying him the whole time. She was happy that the sponge was firm now and won the competition. Seeing this, SpongeBob smiles for having a blur ribbon and wins the contest.
"I guess this is OK," SpongeBob said to himself. "I guess I can live with these arms for a while."
*At home afterward...*
SpongeBob is lying on the bed, his big arms feeling all ripped and tired. He sighed in disappointment, "Wow. I should have told everyone about the inflatable arms, which make the arms buffer but painful."
The sponge's arms were exactly burning up, probably because of all the showing off he was doing in Sandy's Treedome.
"Man, I wonder how long these muscles could last." SpongeBob thought. "This isn't as good an idea as I thought."
Alternative Ending #4 - Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost (11A)
*After everyone left in the "ceremony"...*
Squidward sighs as he heads back inside, "I'm not your master; I'm your neighbor. Now, do me a favor, and please stop doing me favors."
This confused SpongeBob and Patrick. The sponge asked, as the octopus went, "Wait. You're not our master?"
"The entire time?" Patrick asked, too.
"Yes," Squidward answered, turning back. "What do you expect? I was only pretending to be dead so that you two idiots would stop tormenting me. And youse fell for it."
"So, you're not dead this entire time?" The sponge said in confusion.
"No."
For a few seconds, it was nothing but silence. Of course, when Squidward was just about to go inside, the duo hugged him very tightly, with tears running down their eyes. This was a big shocker to Squidward, who is somehow struggling. He asked the duo with a confused face, "Why the barnacle are you two hugging me like this? I thought I told you that I'm not a ghost."
"Well, we're glad that you're not dead!" SpongeBob cried. "It won't be the same with you, Squidward!"
"Yeah!" Patrick agreed. "We won't be able to see you again!"
"But, you idiots bother me every day!" Squidward stated. "Now let me go of me!"
SpongeBob cried again, "We don't care! We just don't want you to go just yet!"
"Exactly!" Patrick agreed again. "We just don't want you to go just yet!"
"Uh, Patrick. I just said that." SpongeBob suddenly stops crying.
"No, I just said that," Patrick said.
"No, I just said that," SpongeBob argued.
"No, I just said that," Patrick said.
"No, I just said that," SpongeBob argued.
"No, I just said that," Patrick said.
"Uh, can you, barnacle, stop with the arguing and let me go?" Squidward suggested.
"Sorry." The duo said as they let go, much to Squidward's relief.
"Patrick, I'm starting to think we've been tricked into thinking Squidward is our master." SpongeBob realized as Squidward walked away.
"Me too. Boy, he had us fooled. " Patrick said in agreement.
"Don't you think we have done enough things for him for one day?" The sponge suggested to the starfish.
"Yeah. I realized that point as well. Let's head back to our homes." Patrick recommended.
"OK, see ya, Patrick." SpongeBob waved goodbye as he left.
"OK," Patrick responded as he headed to the rock.
Soon, the duo went back to their homes. Now, with Squidward, he's taken off his ropes and wears regular clothes. He sternly said, "Well, this was a fine day, isn't it, Squidward?"
Alternative Ending #5 - Employee of the Month (12B)
*SpongeBob and Squidward flipping Krabby patties at a fast rate*
Mr. Krabs yelled to the rapid duo, " Boys, boys, boys!"
This yell was useless. SpongeBob and Squidward were at super speed and constantly making Krabby Patties, which caused them to overflow the kitchen, making Krabs feel terrified and blocked by the burgers.
"Help! Help!"
Soon, the entire restaurant had blown into pieces, and patties were everywhere, falling from the sky like rain. This caught the Bikini Bottomites' attention, and they were amazed by this mess.
"Hey!" said a citizen. "Free Krabby Patties!"
Soon, Mr. Krabs came out of the Employee of the Month poster and saw that the citizens started picking up the burgers without paying.
"Wait, you've got to pay for those! Wait, wait, wait! Boys, the Krabby Patties!" Krabs yelled in worry.
As a response to this, both SpongeBob and Squidward came out of the patties feeling injured. The explosion must have knocked them out and hit their heads.
"Oh, man." The sponge groaned in confusion. "What happened?"
"Yeah?" Squidward agreed, shaking his head. "I can't remember what just happened to us."
Soon, both employees returned to reality when they saw the burgers damaged all over the ground. Both were in shock and concern.
"Oh, no!" SpongeBob screamed in horror. "WHY ARE ALL THE KRABBY PATTIES ON THE GROUND?! AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THE KRUSTY KRAB?!"
"SpongeBob..." The octopus said with fright. "I'm starting to think that our competition for the award is the main reason everything here is destroyed."
Then, Krabs turned immediately angry. "SQUIDWARD! SPONGEBOB!"
"Uh oh." The employees gasped in fright when they looked at the crustacean.
Alternative Ending #6 - Dying for Pie (24A)
*At the sunset scene...*
SpongeBob shouted as he saw the sun setting. "Here it is, the sunset! I always love to count it down. Five... You do the rest, buddy."
This made the octopus cringe in sweat and fear. He's been having "fun" with SpongeBob all day, so this is his chance of seeing him die because the pie he ate was an actual bomb. He said in fear as the sun sets, " Four... three... two... one..." He closed his eyes and covered himself away from the wall. Nothing happens yet
"I guess we started too early. Let's try again." SpongeBob said.
Squidward tries again in sweat and fear as the sky turns into night, "Five... four... three... "
*BOOM!*
An explosion was heard behind the brick. That was it. That was it. The bomb had finally hit his lower intestine. SpongeBob Squarepants is wholly gone.
"Two...o-o-o-one..." sobbed the octopus as he finished the countdown. He sighed sorrowfully, "Well, at least I could make his last few hours meaningful. I am such a good person."
Then, the squid walks around the wall and sees SpongeBob fully covered with ash, explosive dirt, reddish marks, and steam. He gasped in shock that SpongeBob survived the explosion but was still sobbing that the sponge almost didn't make it. He bends down, grabs the supposed corpse of SpongeBob, and goes into the hospital.
"Don't worry, SpongeBob." Squidward sobbed as he carried the sponge. "I got you."
*At the hospital*
SpongeBob's friends and family are in the waiting room, shattered that SpongeBob is in the hospital, especially Squidward himself. Even Mrs. Puff was in there, too. Yes, she couldn't take much of his reckless driving anymore, but she was sad that the sponge was blown to "bits." The sea creatures (minus Sandy due to being mammals) sat on the chairs quietly as the doctor came into the room with a sudden look on his face.
Squidward asked the fish. "How is he, doctor?"
"Well, Mr. Tentacles," said the doctor, "It seems Mr. Squarepants is heavily damaged, and there is a ton of ash all over his body."
"Any luck if he's gotta live?" Squidward asked in caution. He prays in Neptune that SpongeBob doesn't die for what he did to him. The doctor sighed in disbelief and guilt when he heard that part. He said in sudden sadness, "We're not sure, but it will take time. He's still stabilizing at some sort."
"Thank Neptune. Will he ever make it?"
"We hope he will. If he does not, this will ultimately be the last day of his life." The fish said he saw the charts. We pray in Neptune that he'll awaken soon enough."
Soon, the doctor left. The sad octopus returned to his chair, feeling incredibly guilty for what he did. Mr. Krabs walked beside him from another chair and asked, "So, how did everything go between you and SpongeBob?"
"Fine, I guess." Squidward sighed as he looked down the floor.
"So, it finally hit his lower intestine, huh?" Mr. Krabs stated in sadness.
"Yes, and it's all my fault. This is the so-called best Employee Brotherhood Day, is it?" The octopus asked in sorrow.
"Oh, it is, Squidward. It is." Mr. Krabs sighed.
"Let's hope he can stay alive for the mess I've created," said Squidward.
Alternative Ending #7 - Grandma's Kisses (26A)
*Inside Grandma's House, after SpongeBob's sobbing and the talk...*
SpongeBob suggested as he ate the cookie, "Uh, Grandma, could you not mention this to the guys down at the Krusty Krab?"
"Deal," said SpongeBob's grandma as she and her grandson hugged.
Suddenly, they begin to hear something.
"SpongeBob? What is that?" Grandma asked in confusion.
"I think I know what that sound is," SpongeBob said. He suddenly turned angry and looked out the window.
It was Squidward and the Bottomites laughing at him, which caught Grandma's attention. She asked her grandson, "Oh dear. Are those the people who've been picking on you, sweetie?"
"Yes." said SpongeBob. "They're one of the many reasons why I acted like that. All calling me a baby because I'm around you."
"Well.." said the elderly sponge. "Then, I'll guess I have to take care of that. Wait here, SpongeBob."
Soon, Grandma Squarepants opened the door, which made the bullies stop laughing, especially Squidward. She stern sternly "So, you're the barnacles that's been picking on my grandson. Why?"
"Uh..." said the Bottomites as they thought.
"Well, sure we are!" Squidward said with a smile. "Besides, we're just messing around, that's all."
"By making fun of the elderly, I see?" Grandma Squarepants humped. "Well, what happens if someone else makes fun of your grandma? How would you feel if that happened?"
"Well...disappointed, I guess." The octopus stated as he stopped smiling.
"Exactly! So next time you mess with my grandson, think before you act! You have grandmas, too! And besides, I should also call the police for disturbing my property." The elderly sponge said with a phone out of her pocket.
"OK, OK, ma'am." said a Bottomite. "We'll leave the little guy alone."
Soon, the bullies left.
SpongeBob came out of the house and said, "Thank you, Grandma. You're best."
"No problem, sweetie."
Alternative Ending #8 - Pre-Hibernation Week (27A)
*At the part when Sandy was pulling SpongeBob after he was out of hiding...*
Sandy said to SpongeBob in a bit of craziness while pulling his arm out, "There's no time to wait! Hibernation!"
SpongeBob shouted while his arm was pulled out hard, "Sandy, you've got to make time. This is important."
The squirrel lets go of the sponge's arm with a sad look on her face. "SpongeBob?"
The sponge gulped while cringing. "I am a man." He looked at Sandy and said, after showing out a razor, "OK, Sandy, I...I...I...I...I can't play with you anymore! I can't take the games! They're tearing me apart!" He throws his nose in frustration and sorrow.
"T-T-Tearing you apart?" Sandy asked. "But, SpongeBob...I..."
"NO!" SpongeBob yelled as he sprouted tears. "Sandy, this is for your hibernation week, but please leave me out! I am not going to suffer any more of this!" The sponge started sobbing afterward. He turned back and said, "There, I said it. But at least we could still be friends! Please!"
"Sure..." Sandy said, her eyes dropping. We still are. Now, I must sleep after I clean up this mess. See you, SpongeBob."
"See you, Sandy. "SpongeBob said as he went inside the pineapple.
Soon, the squirrel started cleaning up the mess she had made. The Bottomites stood on the rock, feeling confused. One of them said, "What just happened?"
"We don't know..." The rest responded.
Suddenly, Patrick appeared out from the store licking ice cream and saw the Bottomites under his rock. He said in surprise, "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!"
Alternative Ending #9 - Survival of the Idiots (29A)
*Starts with the duo trying to get out of the Treedome, but the lock is frozen shut still*
SpongeBob said in surprise, " Tartar sauce! The lock is still frozen!"
"I sure can't wait to warm my fur outside!" The voice of Sandy said in the tree. The duo rapidly and frantically blew on the ice in response until it thawed out. Now that it's thawed out, SpongeBob turned the handle, and the door opened.
"Yes! Let's get out of here!" Patrick whined in fear.
"Oh, look! It's SpongeBob and Patrick!" Sandy said as she appeared at the window. The duo put on their helmets like crazy as they saw Sandy coming out of the tree.
"AH!" SpongeBob and Patrick screamed as they saw her.
"Guys, what's the matter?" Sandy asked as she got closer.
"CLOSE THE DOOR, SPONGEBOB!" Patrick yelled.
"I'm closing the door! I'm closing the door! I'm closing the door!" SpongeBob shouted as he locked the door behind them and ran off, letting the water go back in. As quick as a wink, they ran back home without looking back.
"We should probably tell Sandy about this later on, right?" SpongeBob asked.
"Yeah! And I hope we survived afterward as well." Patrick said in agreement as he ran along with SpongeBob to the pineapple.
Soon, as they went inside the pineapple, they looked at the window to see if they were followed. They sighed in relief that Sandy didn't follow them at all.
"Whew!"
"That was the close one." Patrick sighed.
"Yeah, I know." SpongeBob agreed.
Just then, a phone call was heard. SpongeBob answered and said, "Hello! Squarepants residence, SpongeBob speaking."
"SpongeBob and Patrick, there's better be a good explanation after all this. When my fur is back to its place, I want you two to get over here as soon as it comes back. Got it?" It was Sandy on the phone line.
"Umm..." The duo stuttered.
"Good! You're off the hook for now. GOOD DAY!" She hangs up.
"Aw, tarter sauce." SpongeBob groaned.
"Looks like it's going to be a long talk when that happens," Patrick said in shock.
Alternative Ending #10 - The Secret Box (35A)
*When Patrick decides to let SpongeBob see inside his secret box*
SpongeBob opened the box lid excitedly and realized it was just a string. Or isn't it?
Patrick asked with a smirk, "Well, didn't I tell you? Isn't it great?"
SpongeBob sat awkwardly and said in a strange, shocking way, "It's just a string..."
"A secret string!" Patrick boasted with a smile.
"Boy, when you're right, you're right! That's some secret box you've got there!" SpongeBob said. Suddenly, he dropped the lid and rapidly pulled the sting to reveal a hatch, much to Patrick's shock. The sponge grabbed the photo and took a look for himself.
The starfish chuckled nervously, "He he he, uh, SpongeBob?"
After looking at the picture, SpongeBob looks at it with a steaming face. "PATRICK! WHY DO YOU HAVE MY EMBARRASSING PICTURE?!"
"B-B-B-Because its f-f-f-f-funn-n-n-n-n-ny?" Patrick stuttered as he started to sweat in fear.
"Funny?! FUNNY?! I SPENT ALL NIGHT TRYING TO FIND THIS PICTURE, AND THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN HIDING?!" SpongeBob shouted in rage.
"SpongeBob, calm down. Besides, it's just a picture I kept from everyone at the Christmas party." Patrick explained as the sponge calmed down.
"What? Did you keep this away from everyone? Gee, Patrick, I'm so sorry. I didn't know that you have this from everyone else." SpongeBob said in sorrow.
"I forgive you, SpongeBob. Besides, I should have told you myself instead of hiding it so much." Patrick said as well.
"Well," SpongeBob sighed in exhaustion as he left. "I might as well head back to bed. Good night, Patrick."
"Good night, SpongeBob."
Soon, SpongeBob headed back home. Patrick said to himself while heading back to bed, "Well, Patrick. You have shown the secret to SpongeBob. Now that he knows, you and him are the only ones who know about this."
Alternative Ending #11 - I'm With Stupid (37B)
*After Patrick realized his "parents" are total frauds...*
Squidward asks the starfish, "Excuse me. Does this lovely couple belong to you? They've been standing outside my house saying, "Where's Patrick?" all day! It's driving me nuts!"
"Mom! Dad!" said Patrick as he hugged theme.
"Hello, son! Happy Starfish Day!" said his dad.
"And how's everything going for you?" Patrick's mom asked.
Patrick looked up to his parents and said, "Not so well. I just met these two weird-looking people who look exactly like you! But forget about them. I got you guys for Starfish Day!"
"Oh, OK..." said the parents.
Soon, they started laughing and headed into the rock with Patrick.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, SpongeBob came back with cops. The sponge said to them with a stern look, "There they are, coppers! There's the fake parents that taken his real parents' identity!"
"What?!" both Marty and Janet said in surprise.
"Thank you, SpongeBob. This rotten couple has been around taking fake identities from other starfish." said the police-fish. "We'll take these highly stupid pricks out of your way."
Soon, the cops hand-cuff the couple and take them to the car, much to SpongeBob's relief and Squidward's shock.
Marty said with sorrow, "Wait. Does this mean we don't have a son?"
"Oh!" said Janet. "I guess we don't."
Then the police car drove away with the stupid couple. Seeing this, Squidward asks SpongeBob (who is smiling) to wash SpongeBob. "What just happened to you?"
"My own best friend and those fakes have slenderized me. What do you think?" SpongeBob suddenly said sternly.
"OK..." The octopus said in confusion.
Alternative Ending #12 - Club SpongeBob (42A)
*After the new club member rescued the trio...*
The rescuer gives out a victory screech alongside SpongeBob and Patrick; unexpectedly, Squidward is all in shock. "A brother?" he mumbles in surprise.
"My coach told me to come to save you guys." The rescuer said with another conch shell.
"HORRAY FOR THE MAGIC CONCHES!" The duo and the rescuer cheered in a happy cheer.
They stopped cheering, and the fish asked, "OK, Magic Conch...what do we do now?'
"Pack up everything and head back home." The magic conch answered.
"All hail the Magic Conch!" The members cheered again.
Soon, the rescuer brought in a jeep from the path, and SpongeBob and Patrick loaded up the truck with their tent and food. While inside the jeep, Squidward walked right next to them, still amazed, and said aloud, "ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!"
Then, the shattered octopus went inside with the trio in the seats, officially as a club member. Soon, the jeep drove away back to civilization.
Alternative Ending #13 - Snowball Effect (46A)
*After Squidward has made a massive fort at a crazy rate...*
Squidward pops out of his giant fort, "Now, where are those fools?"
Suddenly, a snowball hit him hard on the head. The squid gasped, "The first shot has been fired!"
"No, Squidward," said SpongeBob, who was on a blanket. "We've decided to cut snowball day short."
"Care to join us? We have hot chocolate." Patrick asked as well.
"What? I thought you morons wanted to have a snowball fight." Squidward suggested in confusion.
"Yeah," sighed the sponge. "But, let's just say that you have gone overboard, which made us retreat. So, you wanna join us to warm up in the pineapple?"
"Sure, whatever." The squid agreed. He got out of his fort and slid down to the duo.
Then, the trio went inside the pineapple with hot chocolate. Squidward snuggles inside a blanket with the duo and watches the television. He asked them, "So, this was a great snow day, huh?"
"Yeah. " Patrick agreed.
"It sure is, buddy," SpongeBob said.
Part #2 will come around soon.