Alternative Ending #14 - The Great Snail Race (55A)
*After Patrick won for some reason with his rock...*
Squidward said in shock as both snails went and saw Patrick win, "I can't believe it. My purebred, which cost me $1,700, lost to a rock."
"I can't believe it either." SpongeBob agreed in disappointment, feeling ashamed for what he did to Gary. "I can't believe I was this selfish to my poor Gare-Bear."
Soon, Patrick came by with a trophy bearing his name. "Hey guys! Check it out! I've won the race!"
"Way to go, buddy," SpongeBob said as he lightened up a little.
"Es, way to go for you," the octopus said, rolling his eyes. But here's a question. How did you rock get through this without moving?"
"Uh...well..." Patrick said as he started to explain with sweat drops all over his head.
Suddenly, Sandy came out of nowhere, much to SpongeBob's surprise. Seeing this, the sponge dodges before she kicks the sponge to the butt. The sporty comments and asks her why she came, "Sandasksher, why?"
"I'm here to kick your darn butt for yesterday, Squarepants!" The squirrel said as she was about to "murder" by running in front of him. Soon, out of nowhere, guards showed up and stopped Sandy from attacking.
"Halt!" said the police-fish. "Hold it right there, missy! You have just trespassed the snail race competition only for snail competitors."
"T-T-Trespassed?! Wait, no! I was only here to.."
"Here to trespass, eh? Well, take all of that nonsense to the judge!" another police fish interrupted as he cuffed her to the police boat. Then, the police duo took Sandy away from the field. The words "snail competitors" caught the octopus's and sponge's attention. They looked at the rock that Patrick was holding.
"Wait a minute..." SpongeBob said aloud. "Didn't that cop say something about only snail competitors?"
"Yeah!" Squidward shouted in agreement as he glared at the sweaty starfish. "Only snails can attend the race, not rocks! And since this fool does not have a snail, they crisped a competitor, and he didn't deserve to win the trophy."
The crowd gasped as they started the rock. It wasn't a snail at all. Because of this, Patrick began to weep as a couple of judges took the trophy away and kicked him out. As a response, the crowd looked at him as he was gone. This made the sponge wrapped in confusion about Sandy's appearance, but Squidward, on the other hand, was happy that Patrick was kicked out.
Alternative Ending #15 - The Sponge Who Could Fly (59)
*After SpongeBob says goodbye to the jellyfish...*
"Hey, SpongeBob, let's fly down to the Pizza House for a slice." Patrick arrives and says.
"No flying for me, Patrick. I'll leave that to the jellyfish." SpongeBob declines in sorrow as he is about to go inside the pineapple,
"Okay, " Patrick said, turning back. "Suit yourself."
Soon, out of nowhere, the starfish flew away like a superhero, which caught SpongeBob's attention. He already had been through the hero business, but would his pants bloat again after what the people did to his imagination?
"Wait...did Patrick just... No. It's just my imagination." SpongeBob said in confusion,
But before Spongebob goes inside, SpongeBob yells at Patrick. "Patrick, wait!"
This made Elying starfish fly back. He yells, "Yeah, SpongeBob?"
"May I join you for a ride to the Pizza House? I need to get all this flying thing out of my head." SpongeBob answered.
"I knew you couldn't resist. Hop on!" Patrick said.
Soon, the sponge grabbed the starfish, and they blasted off to the Pizza Housblastedile. While Doing that, they saw the Bottomites mourning SpongeBob's pants.
"Why are they crying over underwear instead of you?" The starfish asked.
"Because they used me to their advantage," The sponge explained.
"Oh." The starfish responded.
Alternative Ending #16 - Squidtastic Voyage (75A)
*After the mission is done...*
Sandy comminuted to the duo in Squidward's neck, "Good work, guys! Mission accomplished. Now all you have to do is..."
Suddenly, the impatient octopus pushed the squirrel out of the way and shouted, "Get out of my body! Go!"
Stupidly, Patrick takes it as this. "Grow?"
Before he can touch the button, SpongeBob swiftly slaps the starfish's hand and drives the sub out of Squidward's body as fast as possible. Once outside, Spongebob presses the GROW button, and the vehicle returns to normal.
"Why did you do that? She said, grow." Patrick said, and the sea sponge turned to him.
"Not a chance, Patrick. You already caused enough trouble for us today." Spongebob said sternly, disappointed with Patrick's stupidity as he got out.
"What? What did I do? I've thought of how we will get out of Squidward's stomach, so what's the problem?" The starfish asked as he got out, too.
"You're the main one who got me into this mess in the first place." SpongeBob boasted. "It was supposed to be Sandy who should have done this, not us."
"Oh, come on." Patrick groaned. "We got the piece out of Squidward, so what's the big deal?"
"Well, the big deal is that is why he starts walking towards their place," Sandy growled. She cracked her knuckles and started walking towards the starfish, making him afraid and walking backward.
"Uh, Sandy?"
"Squidward, I think it's best if we get out of here," SpongeBob suggested as he brought the octopus outside.
"Whatever." Squidward agreed.
As soon as they left, hurting noises were heard in the lab.
*Violent noises were heard in the lab*
"OHHHHHHHHH-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HOOO!" Patrick screamed inside.
Alternative Ending #17 - Squid Wood (79B)
*After Squidward beat the stuffing out of Mini-Squid and realized the talent agent...*
"You mean you're here to sign me up for a record deal?"Squidward asked.
"We're red with a smile. A million dollars to that question is a big Y-E-S! You, sir, are woo-hoo woo-hoo good! We're offering you a million-dollar contract with a sequin suit." The talent agent said. This made millions of dollars at a surprising rate.
"Alright! It's about time I finally get close to my dreams!" He said with cheer.
"Come along, sir," Milo said with glee, taking the octopus. "Let's go become a sensation."
"Okay, sure!" But then the octopus stopped and looked at SpongeBob. "But first, there is something I need to do, Milo."
"Go on ahead. You have enough time." said the agent.
Then, the octopus went to his soon-to-be former employee and handed him his gear. He said with a smile, "Well, SpongeBob. I guess this will be the final time I've been with you, and I won't be able to see you again. Now, if you excuse me, I must get going. Goodbye, SpongeBob. Tell Krabs I quit."
Soon, the octopus left the left.
After saying that, the sour octopus leaves and goes inside a boat with Milo, and SpongeBob sees as they dove away. Out of the office, Mr. Krabs sees Squidward leaving the Krusty Krab without any goodbye. He said in shock, "What the barnacle?! What is Squidward going?! SpongeBob, why is he-" The crab stops as he sees the gear on SpongeBob's stops
"Oh... see see..." said in sorrow.
Then, at the right moment, SpongeBob dropped the gear, and Mini-Squid bent down, started sobbing that best, and started utterly going to popularity and patted on the back for it.
"WAHHHHHHH!" The sponge was filed. "SQUIDWARD!"
"Dfry cook, sorry about anymore, SpongeBob. He's alone now, so I'll hire a new cashier anyway." The crab said, feeling bad for his fry cook, and patted him on the back.
"I can't believe he's gone." SpongeBob said as he stopped crying for a few seconds. "bent down, THE SAME!"
Alte, native Ending #18 - To Love A Patty (87A)
*After Krabs talked to SpongeBob about Patty.."
SpongeBob bent down, went to Patty, and said sorrowfully, "Oh, Patty, my darling. Before I do this, I want you to trust Benbenthdbwa and do it out of love..."
He carried the nasty patty and threw it in the trash can, feeling shattered. Then, he rushed to the bathroom and washed his hands. Next to the only aid after SpongeBob came out, "Well done, boy. You did the right thing. As a reward for your brand valiant effort, I'll only charge you a quarter for the patty. Employee discount, you know."
"I guess so. I can't believe I've fallen for a burger right before everyone." The sponge sighed, still in sorrow. It looks like I've got much explaining to do with my friends."
Alternative Ending,#19 - Goo Goo Gas (91A)
*After turning everyone in the Krusty Krab pastries...*
"My moment of triumph! Now I can get out of here!"Plankton laughed.
Soon, the tiny creature passed the drool from the infant's drool, and he stole the formula.
"At least, after all these years, the Krabby Patty Recipe is finally mine! FINALLY MINE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!" He laughed triumphantly.
After retrieving it, he put the formula on the counter and dumped it beside it. Now," Sheldon said while thinking, "Since I have finally retrieved the formula, what will I do with the entire mess of babies? Somehow, he will turn out to be the reverse of this."
Then, the minor villain looks down at the baby Karen, wondering how he will turn her back. How will he turn Karen back to normal? We can get this recipe started so the Chum Bucket will succeed."
Suddenly, a bunch of noises were heard at the Krusty Krab, which caught Plankton's attention. He looked out the window and turned the sprayed babies back to normal again, lost used to what had happened. My baby formula must have not only turned people into real babies but turned back and lost memory of what turned just..." Pla lost things with confusion.
Suddenly, Karen was back to normal, and, for some reason, ba showed the wall. "Uh..." She gr." ned. "What just happened?"
"Nothing much, dear." The villain said. But guess what? I got the secret formula!" He showed the bottle to his "wife."
"Oh, how wonderful for you!" the computer said with a smile. You finally got the recipe! So, should you start creating the formula?"
"Yes, I would, my dear!" the villain grinned. My plan of getting it from those fools was flawless. Now, let's get this barnacle nonsense started!"
Alternative Ending #20 - The Inmates Of Summer (95A)
*After the actual counselor arrived at Inmate Island...*
The Camp Counselor explained that this confusion was doing roll call and discovered one asked-funders was missing! I came to take him back with me. A-e SpongeBob-eh SquarePants?"
Tsai confused them, mainly Smistaken. He asked, " I supposed to be at Sun-Fun Island, not this one?"
"Of course not, SpongeBob." The fish said. "You must have been sent here by mistake."
"WHAT?!" exclaimed the Warden. "So this entire time, this sponge and the starfish are supposed to be at this Sunny-Funny Islan."
"That's where the sponge is supposed to go. We make macaroni art, sing campfire songs, and help and support each other."
This made the Warden cringe in disgust. "DEAR NEPTUNE'S CRIST! Those heinous activities sound like torture too severe for even the lowest, filthiest, undeserving things I've ever heard."
He reached his arm to take the duo and said toilet, grabbing them, "HERE! Take the prisoners to their rightful place and get out of where."
"The counselor only said that he didn't take the proper island, much to the prisoner's dismay. They were mad that SpongeBob and the other old ones left the island and they were before all finished; they finished...*
SpongeBob and Ansaidatrick were making macaroni art with forwarders, the campers, happy that they were off of the Inmate wherever they finished; they looked at each other as they said their names and mine.
"You go first." SpongeBob insisted.
"Okay." The starfish said with a small smile. He asked his pal, "Don't you think we weren't that smart to realize that the last island was this one?"
"Yeah. That's a no-brain for us, huh?" SpongeBob asked.
"Yep."
Alternative Ending #21 - To Save A Squirrel (95B)
*After SpongeBob and Patrick tried to eat each other..."
"Gotcha!" SpongeBob yelled in starvation.
"No, I got you!" Patrick responded in starvation as he tried to eat SpongeBob
"I got you!"
"STOP!" said the old vermin, pushing the duo in separate directions. "That's far enough!"
"Enough?!" SpongeBob shouted. "What are you talking about?! You said it yourself, "Eat or be eaten.""
"Yeah!" Patrick agreed.
"That's because I was messing with Dar, revealing that this would go as far as revealing," the cavefish said in sorrow.
"What?" The duo said in confusion.
Soon, the cave ripped himself off, revealing himself as Sandy in disguise. "revealing you guys," said the squirrel. It was a genuine accident that you guys fell off my truck. I already know that you couldn't resist coming along."
"So, this entire time, you planned this out?" The sponge asked.
"Yeah... myriad, middle," Sandy sighed.
"Hold on, we guys." Patrick interrupted. "What about our starvation?"
"Oh yes!" Sandy said with a smile. I've already set up a camp in the middle of the forest you guys were in. IRandy was disappointed you didn't make it, but at least you two lived."
Then, the mammal grasped the two starving critters and brought them to her camp.
"Thanks, Sandy. For a minute there, we were to eat you to death that happened to us." SpongeBob said.
"Right..." The squirrel said.
Alternative Ending #22 - Penny Foolish (102A)
*After Mr. Krabs explains to SpongeBob why did he break in...*
Suddenly, police sirens were heard outside, catching the crustacean's attention. He turned to SpongeBob with tears.
"WHAT? You've called the cops on me?! Why?! I'm your boss!"
"I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs," SpongeBob said in sorrow as the police entered. "Besides, you have been trying to ambush me since I don't have a penny. I'm considerate of your condition, sir."
"But then, what was that brown thing you picked up?" Mr. Krabs asked as the police fish-cuffed him up.
SpongeBob brought a bawled-up 500, showing proof there was no penny. "It was nothing but a 500-dollar bill. It was found to be your imagination, I guess."
"I can't believe this!" Mr. Krabs whined as he was sent to the police car. The fry cook watched as the police drove away, taking the snooping crab and the evidence. Gary came in and asked, "Meow, meow, meow?" (What happened to your boss?)
"You don't want to know, Gary," SpongeBob answered, looking down at the ground.
That is for Part #2!
