Cuts of RWBY

A RWBY Fic Collection by AndrewJTalon

DISCLAIMER: This is a fan based work of prose. RWBY is the property of Rooster Teeth and WB Animation. Please support the official release.

Just a collection of plot bunnies and ideas for RWBY fics. Free for you to take and make use of.

For instance... What if Ren and Nora figured out their feelings a bit sooner...? And if they were bit a older when they joined Beacon?

After the newly formed teams of JNPR and RWBY defeat their respective giant Grimm... There's a loud, keening cry from a backpack Nora's been carrying all this time.

Nora: "Oh! One sec...!" She opened her pack and pulled out a baby she rocked "Aw, there there, sweetie, Mommy's here!"

Jaune: "... W-Wait... is that a baby?"

Nora: "Yup! Sure is! Good eyes, Jaune-Jaune!"

Pyrrha: "You-You brought a baby with you?!"

Weiss: "WHY DO YOU HAVE A BABY?!"

Ruby: "Did you steal a baby?! Why would you steal a baby?!"

Nora: "Pfft, of course I didn't steal a baby! This is my baby! His name is Thor!"

She begins to breastfeed him.

Weiss: "In-In public even!"

Blake: "H-How... Lewd..." blush

Jaune: "... You-You two-?!"

Ren: "What? We're legally married."

Nora: "We just keep the separate names so things don't get confused!"

Yang: "You... You have a baby-?"

Ren: "He's two months old."

Weiss: "TWO MONTHS?! You're back in action, fighting Grimm, after having a baby TWO MONTHS AGO?!"

Nora: "Sure am! What, like it's hard? I'm not letting my hubby fight alone!"

Ren: "It is appreciated."

Jaune: "I mean... You did bring a baby to fight Grimm..."

Ren: "I activated his Aura. Much easier than figuring it out on your own when you're a child, believe me."

Nora: "Yeah! He slept through the whoooole fight! Who's my good little Thor? Who's my good little boy?"

Jaune: "I uh... Um... W-Wow... Uh..."

Nora: "I know he's young but I swear, Fearless Leader! He'll contribute!" After Thor is finished feeding, and she buttons her shirt back up, she holds Thor up to Jaune "See? He's a fearsome little warrior! Go on Thor, show Mommy's leader how badass you are!"

Thor yawns cutely and gurgles.

Nora: "... He's still learning! PLEASE! DON'T THROW US OUT ON THE COLD STREETS, JAUNE!"

Jaune: "I-I would never-!"

Nora: "YAY!" hugs him "RENNY! WE FOUND THOR'S FIRST UNCLE!"

Ren: nods "The title is not worn lightly."

Nora: "AND AUNTIES! Who wants to be an aunty?!"

Ruby: "ME! I DO!"

Pyrrha: "M-Me too!"

Nora: "HOORAY! I KNEW THIS SCHOOL WAS THE BEST!"

Jaune was really hoping not to get called to the Headmaster's office on the first day before classes. But given the situation, it was not unexpected.

Weiss: "Wh-Why are the rest of us here? We didn't have a child-!"

Glynda: "YOU ARE ALL INVOLVED!"

Nora: "I really don't see what the big deal is."

Ren: "Agreed." He's holding Thor now, rocking him gently "Please don't shout, he just got to sleep."

Glynda: seething "How did you-WHY did you bring your son into a Forest full of Grimm?!"

Nora: "Well we don't know anyone here! So we couldn't ask some stranger to take care of him! You know how much babies can go for on the black market?"

Glynda: "I... Why would I know that-?"

Jaune: "10,000 lien on a bad day!"

Nora: "Exactly!"

Weiss: "Why do you know that?!"

Jaune: "Uh... We could talk about that over dinner, maybe?"

Weiss: "Seriously?!"

Pyrrha: "I-I'd love to hear about it, Jaune!"

Jaune: "Er... Sure? I guess-?"

Glynda: "ENOUGH! How can you call yourselves parents, endangering your child like that in a forest full of Grimm?!"

Nora: "That was our childhood! And we didn't have super badass parents looking after us! See? We're already doing great!"

Ren: nods "Dad would be proud."

Nora: "But don't worry, Professor! Now we have people we can trust our baby with! Ruby and Pyrrha want to be Aunties already!"

Ruby: "YEAH! AUNTIE RUBY IS GO!"

Yang: "Yeeeeah, have fun with that-"

Nora: "And Auntie Yang!"

Yang: "What, why?!"

Nora: "You have the experience!"

Yang: "That's why I don't want it!"

Nora: turns to Weiss "Aunty Weiss-Weiss?"

She holds the cute and drooling Thor out to Weiss. Weiss'... Heart melts.

Weiss: "S-Sure... Oh you little cutie, you're such a cutie~!"

Nora: turns to Glynda with a big smile "See? No more problems, Professor!"

Glynda: "..." She slowly turns and stares at Ozpin "REALLY?!"

Ozpin sips his coffee.

Ozpin: "They passed all the tests. And they seem like very responsible young people."

Nora: "HOORAY!" She hands her son a Dust grenade as he gets fussy "Here you go sweetie, your favorite!"

Weiss: "Um-"

Ren: "Relax, it's not armed."

Nora: "Yup! I just drew a face on it, and Mister Explody is ready to go!"

Glynda sighs.

Glynda: Another reason I drink...