Chapter 20: It's A Trap
Just then a gunshot was heard. "What the fuck" said Adrian. "Right you pussy ass motherfuckers fell straight into my trap" said old man. "Meaning?" said George. The mysterious man who just now stepped into the sunlight is no other than Revolver Ocelot. "Hey who's that guy?" said Grace. "Just another tour guide (Picks up a torch) let me light your path" said Ocelot. "I smell an old ass motherfuckers like you" said George. George runs across the rope bridge to fuck up Ocelot but Ocelot throws the torch on the rope bridge burning it and starts chasing George as the girls gasped in fear. "Dad" said Amy. "Mr. Jurgens hurry" said Grace. George runs as the rope bridge starts to collapse and falls down while holding on to the ropes and gets nearly picked off by scorpions. "Oh holy fuck" said George . George quickly climbs back to the girls and is trapped with them now that the bridge is gone. "You motherfucker with the white hair I spent the rest of my life searching for that goddamn treasure" said George. "Poor fool maybe its time for me to reveal my true self I am SHALASHAKA also called Revolver Ocelot" said Ocelot. "Ocelot like a motherfucking cat?" said Grace. "Shut your pee hole you white bitch all of you pussy ass motherfuckers fell into my trap when I was the one who made that rumor on the news and paid that old ass motherfucker to spread the rumor so some stupid motherfuckers like you old man and your lesbian daughters or whatever so now my work here is down farewell" said Ocelot. Ocelot pulls the lever causing the platform to sink. "So dad you were 100% sure it was the real treasure now there goes my date with Ben" said Amy. "No time to argue just let me think fast" said George. Grace looks down and sees tons of scorpions reaching their pinchers to pinch them. "What are we going to do?" said Grace. "Cut the ropes off the chest" said George. "Hurry Adrian" said Amy. The girls use their knives to cut the ropes off the treasure chest as George gets picked off by one of the scorpion. "Oh shit oh no you don't you pinching motherfuckers" said George. "Dad" said Amy. The girls manage to cut the ropes off the chest. "Pour the dicks" said George. The girls pour the cut up dead dicks and feed them to the scorpions as the platform finally lands on the ground. "Its turtle time" said George. "Bad time for puns dad" said Amy. George picks up the chest and flipped it upside down to protect them from the scorpions and one scorpion bumped into the chest and the girls totally freaked. "Forward HOOOO" said George. George and the girls move forward but hit a wall. "Reverse HOOOO" said George. "If you don't stop crashing I'll give you the heave ho" said Amy.
