Welcome to another chaoticly funny akatsuki story! Tobi and Sasori are there at the same time, but Zetsu isn't. Hope you enjoy it!
" ARE WE THERE YET?!" Deidara shouted as they were heading down the driveway.
" DOES IT LOOK LIKE IT?!" Pain screamed.
" Why the hell are we even going to a restaurant?!" Kisame asked.
"BECAUSE WE ARE!!!" Pain hollard.
After the ( long, boring, painful) drive there...
" Hello, I'm -whatever- and I'll be your server today." The waitress said, handing out menus. " Would you any of you like -"
" UM YES, I'VE BEEN NEEDING ALL OF THE APPITIZERS SINCE YESTERDAY," Hidan announced unnecessarily loudly. " I'm the chosen, the one who serves Lord Jashin for -"
" Ignore him," Pain said. " But do get mozzarella sticks,"
" ...a. .yes, sir. " The waitress quickly wrote down the order, then left to prepare it.
Tobi raises his hand.
" -sigh - what, Tobi?" Pain asked, annoyed of seeing the bright orange mask staring at him in his peripheral.
" Ums... Tobi has to go to the bathroom..." Tobi said.
" Okay,"
"..."
" Then leave."
" But.. Tobi needs someone to go with..."
" No. Now go,"
" But Tobi's scared..."
" -siiiigggghhhhh- " Pain angrily got up and yanked Tobi over to the bathroom.
Tobi ran into one of the stalls but then poked his head back out.
" Um.. can you hold Tobi's hand?" Tobi asked.
"NO," Pain screamed.
After about 15 minutes.
" Are you done yet..." Pain asked, leaning against the wall and tapping his foot.
" Umm... almost!!!" Tobi loudly said back. " Oh! Guess what!! While Tobi was going, there was -"
" Don't need the details!" Pain nearly shouted. " Just hurry up!!!"
Eventually...
When they got back to the table, the food had come, making Pain hate life 1% less.
Tobi started playing with his chicken fingers, pretending they were his fingers.
Hidan was swirling his spaghetti on his fork until it was the size of a jumbo chicken leg and then proceeded to try to shove the entire thing in his mouth.
Kisame was feeding his pet shark that he'd brought along in a highchair, doing excessive ( and loud) airplanes or trains with the food.
Pain tried to tune everyone out.
Suddenly, Hidan got out a tiny bell and started dinging it up high in the air. " Refill, Refill please," He said, still ringing it.
Pain HATED the little (loud) dinging from that loathsome, horrid, unbearable bell.
" Put that goddamn bell away!!" He shouted, throughly annoyed with everything.
Hidan pretended not to hear pain and started digging the little bell even higher and swing it around more.
Pain Shinra Tenseied ( Almighty pushed) the bell out of Hidan's hand, through the ceiling of the restaurant, and into the road, getting run over by a car.
Eventually, the waitress came to check in on everyone. " How's everyone doing? Would any of you like - "
" Well, it's about damn time," Hidan announced. " Yes, I've been NEEDING every refill. And maybe be quicker next time. Cause all I can say is that tip ain't looking good."
" And can you get something softer for Sameki?" Kisame asked. " She hasn't grown in her second row of teeth yet."
"And when I said I wanted the cherry pie bombs, I WANTED ACTUAL BOMBS," Deidara shouted across the restaurant, panicking everyone by shouting bomb
" SHUT UP!!!" Pain hollard, as all of the other customers ran out of the building. But then, he got an idea. None of the fleeing people were paying for their meals, so if the akatsuki blended in with the crowd, they wouldn't have to pay! " Come on!" He shouted, yanking everyone out of their chairs.
A few of them took their plate with.