Our story begins at the house of 11 children, where the second youngest, Gia, was watching Game of Thrones. You see, she's the smartest out of all her siblings, pretty much a born genius. However, the rest of her siblings are painfully stupid people.
She was watching the season 6 finale, and was excited to see the final battle. Sadly for her, her siblings ran downstairs and started causing trouble. Here's a list of all the chaos that was happening at the moment.
The eldest child, Kayla, was firing golf balls into any holes within the house she could find.
The second eldest, Emily, was acting like a braindead simpleton, confusing the FIREPLACE as a megamall.
The third child, Monnie, started singing a REALLY annoying rock song.
The fourth child, Hailey, kept throwing pies EVERYWHERE.
The fifth one, MacArthur, was just being a massive nuisance, bragging about "how awesome she is" while breaking stuff.
The middle child, who was also the only boy in the family, George, was playing recklessly with his remote control airplane.
The fifth youngest child, Sally, had a SHOVEL and started DIGGING into the living room floor.
The third (tied) youngest child, Leshawna, was bringing SPIDERS into the house, some of which were POISONOUS.
Her twin sister, Lolla, was spilling make-up EVERYWHERE and acting like a BRAT.
And finally, the youngest in the family, Lilliana (who was 3 years old but was thankfully potty trained, so she wore normal clothes), accidentally unplugged the TV right before the final battle happened, and this was the final straw for Gia.
"THAT DOES IT!", she screamed.
She SCOLDED her siblings REALLY harshly, telling them she was birthed into a DIFFERENT family so she would NEVER have to put up with THEM ever again, before storming off to her room.
Inside her room, she started working on a VERY ambitious project. Her eldest sibling walked in and tried to apologize for all the chaos, but Gia didn't wanna hear it. She banished her out of her bedroom and didn't say what she was building when Kayla asked.
As soon as she left the bedroom, Gia started monologuing to herself. It turns out, she was planning on turning her family's car into a TIME MACHINE. She wanted to go back in time to ruin his parents' wedding so the father would get together with a DIFFERENT person who would only want ONE kid.
Basically, she wanted to get her father to hang out with his middle school sweetheart he couldn't date anymore due to moving, so when his mother would see that, the wedding would be canceled and his father would instead marry his middle school sweetheart, and when they start mating, she would make sure HER sperm makes it FIRST, so she could be the ONLY child.
The thing is though, her siblings were eavesdropping, but they didn't hear her selfish intentions. They only heard she was gonna build a TIME MACHINE out of the family's car, and were excited to go back in time.
However, they knew she wouldn't let them on due to the incident, but they planned to just sneak to the very back of the van and wait there until the time machine was actually activated, so then Gia would HAVE to bring them along.
Gia had finally finished her time machine, and got to the front seat with her robot, 8BO, sitting in shotgun. She punched in the coordinates and the date, and drove straight to the past, while simultaneously breaking the back of her family's garage.
As she made it to her parent's wedding, she noticed 10 peculiar pieces of hair sticking out of the back of the car. Yup, she noticed her siblings.
Gia started SCOLDING them for sneaking on, but they told her they just wanted to have some time traveling fun. Gia then retaliated by telling them time travel is DANGEROUS, and if you alter the fabric of time, the very future would CHANGE drastically.
She DEMANDED they stay in the van, but of course, they didn't listen. They immediately DASHED into the building and started causing trouble. They did stuff like insult the guest's attire, break the wedding presents, eat all the food despite it not being THEIRS, and act like MONKEYS in a public space.
Despite all this, Gia still decided to go through with her plan, and tried to get her father to flirt with his middle school sweetheart. However, after a pathetic attempt to do so, the (soon not to be) parents noticed their little scheme, and promptly kicked them out, not before knocking over the cake that is.
They rushed back to the car, and Gia thought to herself "this wasn't a good idea", and went back to the present in hopes of finding a simpler solution to her sibling dilemma. But when she got back, the future was MASSIVELY different.
The houses were usually colorful and creative with their architecture, but now, they were colorless and more traditional. The sky was more pale and the clouds were nonexistent. The trees were clean, the roads were smooth, and the grass was plastic.
The siblings (aside from Gia and her robot) didn't care though. They rushed inside their home, only to find the door locked. This is when the eldest sister tried to pass it off as the parents coming home early, and looked under the mat for the spare key, only to find there's no key there at all.
However, none of the other siblings cared and they decided to just go down the chimney, and that's what they all did, except for Gia and her robot. Once making it inside, and after they let Gia in, they noticed the house was completely changed. The walls were gray, the furniture was in PERFECT condition, the only pictures on the walls were of the PARENTS only, and the carpets had ZERO pee stains on them.
Things got worse when they saw their bedrooms. All 6 of them were transformed into luxury rooms which include a fancy guest room, a gym, a mancave, a spa, an office, and a second bathroom (which was ALSO fancy).
And the MILLISECOND they stopped looking at their bedrooms, they heard a car pull up into the driveway. This caused them to immediately dash down the stairs and look out the window. It was their parents, but they looked different. The father was thin, they both had perfect hair, their clothes were expensive, and they were HAPPY.
On the way to the front door, the parents started gushing about how good their trip to Panama was, and how excited they were to go again. But this excitement didn't last long, as when they opened the door, they saw 11 different kids they had never seen before. They got EXTREMELY mad, because they HATE kids, children, minors, teenagers, and ANYONE under the age of 18.
The siblings tried to convince them they were their parents, but neither of them bought it. They accused them of snooping around their house, trying to find anything valuable, so they grabbed their baseball bats and used them to spank the siblings out of their house.
After the parents slammed the door, Gia immediately realized what was going on. Since her plan to break up her parents failed, they still got married, but SWORE OFF having children. This all means that they've completely CHANGED the future, overriding the history they once had, and now THEY NO LONGER EXIST IN THIS TIMELINE.
After realizing this, the siblings heard a flickering noise. It was coming from KAYLA. Her skin was CYAN and the texture of her entire body was like a BROKEN HOLOGRAM. And the SECOND Kayla noticed this, she let out the HIGHEST PITCHED SCREAM EVER, before EXPLODING into a cyan goop which THEN turned into PIXELS and flew upwards into a RED AND BLACK VORTEX.
That's when Gia came to ANOTHER realization. Since none of the siblings were meant to exist in this timeline, the UNIVERSE ITSELF is trying to correct this error by erasing the siblings ONE AT A TIME.
Now you HAVE to remember the incident where Gia accidentally overloaded her time machine and traveled to before the big bang happened, and tried to overload her return pad in hopes of coming back to her timeline.
Turns out, the explosion the return pad had was THE ACTUAL BIG BANG. However, since Gia no longer exists in this timeline, it's only a matter of time before SHE gets erased from existence, and the UNIVERSE COLLAPSES ON ITSELF.
After explaining this to her siblings they knew they had to get back to the day of the wedding BEFORE they arrived to sabotage it, and stop them. However, George asked WHY Gia wanted to sabotage the wedding, but she said she DIDN'T. All she wanted was to become the ONLY child in her family, and explained what her plan was SUPPOSED to be.
This hurt the siblings feelings, but they didn't have time to worry. They needed to get back to the past! Sadly, the time machine van evaporated into the sky too, so now they needed to build a new one.
They started by first searching through the dump for parts, but while there, Emily and Monnie evaporated. They did still manage to collect all the parts though, they just needed plutonium and a van. Gia knew exactly where she could find plutonium though, which was the water they served at her local pawn shop.
Something worth pointing out though is the fact former Youtuber, CyansWorldCartoon, was walking with other popular GoAnimators, which puzzled the siblings due to the "incident". However, Gia realized one of her sisters was involved with the incident, being the one to convince one of the minors to go onto the Discord website. However, since she never existed in this timeline, said minor didn't go on, and neither did their friend. So Cyan never showed his booty to the 2 minors, and all of his other flaws were slowly fixed with time.
As soon as they arrived, Hailey decided to pick up a jar of mayonnaise, and asked "what is a cat's favorite condiment?", before evaporating and making a MASSIVE mess of mayonnaise. (by the way, the punchline is "MEOWonaise". Yes, It's a stupid pun, that's why she was wiped at that very moment)
Gia grabbed a paper cup and started filling it with water, only to realize the water was CLEAN. She was also shocked to see the pawn shop manager SMILING with unpale skin and messless hair.
Gia had NO idea what happened to the pawn shop. Normally, it was a wasteland, but now it's GOOD. That's when the pawn shop owner explained how at a wedding from a long time ago, she was going to give a hand crafted gift as a wedding present. However, she realized she made it using RADIOACTIVE MATERIALS, and knew if the couple opened it, chaos would break loose. Not to mention she couldn't just TAKE her present back, as she'd then be kicked out anyway.
But of course, since 11 kids broke her present, they had to throw it away and the couple didn't suffer. She was able to make new crafts with FRESH materials, and now her business is doing great.
After hearing all of this, the siblings all left the store. Gia had to find another way to obtain plutonium. However, at that very moment, a couple wearing tinfoil hats used a NET to capture EVERYONE, including the robot, and told them they were coming with them.
Gia asked what the heck was going on, and the couple told her they saw suspicious activity at a wedding, and that made them believe aliens were REAL, and they were the same kids FROM that wedding. The siblings tried to deny it, but MacArthur disappeared next, and that led to the couple 100% believing they are aliens.
They brought them into their car, and started driving as fast as they could. The thing is though, George was forced to sit in the front due to there not being enough space in the back, so he just back flipped out of the overhead window and escaped. Then he started running as fast as he could in hopes of catching up to the van, but he evaporated too. Now they're in trouble…
At this point, the sky was blood red, and certain objects started glitching. Gia knew it was only a matter of time before the universe collapsed, and she had to hurry. She did still have all the supplies, but no plutonium. Even worse, she was trapped with no way to escape.
That's when the couple pulled into their secret base, which was the SONY PICTURES ANIMATION building, which was also ABANDONED. Gia asked what happened, and the couple explained that since Sony couldn't find proper voice actors for specific background characters in Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse, they canceled that movie and made Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 3: Aliens Attack, which not even they, alien enthusiasts, liked.
Gia realized Emily was one of said voice actors, but since she doesn't exist in this timeline, the Sony executives decided to cancel the ambitious project that was gonna SAVE them, and made the worlds BIGGEST box office bomb, therefore shutting down their studio.
As soon as they got inside the building, they trapped each of them in inflatable human hamster balls. However, since there were only 3 of them, the twins had to share a ball, Gia and her robot had to share a ball, and Sally and Lilliana had to share one.
The couple said they wanted to dissect their brains and discover all the secrets of the multiverse. However, Gia had a plan. She told the couple that they WERE aliens, but they wanted to get back home so they could finish their plan to come to Earth and befriend humans.
The couple believed them immediately, and decided NOT to dissect them. They also said they would be happy to help. That's when they let Gia out of the ball, and asked her what she needed for her "spaceship", and she asked for plutonium. They gave her some, and then, she pulled out a pistol.
A massive fight broke loose. The couple tried to capture Gia to no avail, and Gia (while running) told her siblings to break free from their balls, so they pushed them off the stands and started rolling around the vicinity, damaging tons of artifacts and eventually damaging their human hamster balls, distracting the couple and made them stop chasing Gia.
While all this was going on, Gia completed her new time machine on a van she found, and asked everyone to get on. However, while this was happening, Sally noticed she began to flicker, so knowing she was the next to be wiped, she sacrificed herself to stop the couple from coming closer by pushing them into a garbage disposal.
Gia silently thanked her for her sacrifice, and opened SPA's garage door, only to realize the ENTIRE UNIVERSE was UNRAVELING RIGHT in FRONT of her. People were glitching out of existence left and right, buildings were collapsing into nothingness, a red tint was lingering ALL OVER the place, and the black and red vortex was MASSIVE.
Gia quickly started the van, and sped off into the chaos. She couldn't immediately travel back to the wedding, as every plane of their world was corrupted. She quickly had to find ONE area that HASN'T been corrupted in hopes of traveling back to the past.
While speeding around, the 3 other siblings were terrified and started whimpering, seeing other kids disappearing while their mothers hugged tightly, and familiar locations evaporating within the blink of an eye.
And that's when Leshawna and Lolla noticed they were flickering too, and held each other's hands hoping they would be saved. Gia saw this, and yelled "NO!" before they evaporated into the sky. The vortex reached its LARGEST size yet, and Gia saw HER hands starting to flicker. If she didn't find a plane soon, EVERYTHING would be doomed.
But then, Lilliana saw a building in the distance that had not yet been corrupted by glitches. It was THEIR HOUSE. Lilliana pointed, and the robot translated her words, and Gia noticed. So she punched in the coordinates and the date, stepped on the pedal REALLY hard, and the machine zoomed back to the past.
And the millisecond that happened, the ENTIRE UNIVERSE officially collapsed, and the vortex absorbed EVERYTHING. After that, the only thing left was a black void, with a single white light struggling to stay lit, before slowly disappearing too. There was nothing left…
Back at the past, Gia's time machine had arrived at the building the wedding took place in. She saw her family's old car, and saw her arguing with her siblings. She had to think of a plan to stop them before they screwed up the wedding, but before she could, ANOTHER time machine appeared, with ANOTHER Gia, another Lilliana, and another robot.
The 11 siblings in the other van noticed too, and quickly ran out to see what was happening. The other other Gia explained they were from the further further future, and how that the other Gia did would eventually work out, and it's what the other Gia's ABOUT to do that ruins the future.
But that's when ANOTHER time machine appeared, and ANOTHER Gia appeared. She was from the further further FURTHER future, and she explained that what the other Gia did would eventually work out, and it's what the other OTHER Gia would do.
And then SEVERAL more time machines appeared, and more Gias, Lillianas, and robots appeared. Each from several screwed up futures. One where under people's hair there was a sentient BLOB wanting to eat their scalp, one where they were trapped inside teapots and were unable to get out, and one where their next door NEIGHBOR (who also lived a better life in the alternate future) joined in on the adventure.
They all started arguing like at the beginning, and the Gia we've followed for the entire story stood up with HER Lilliana and HER robot, and said they would take a vote. She asked who wanted to change the future, and who wanted to do nothing, and they both got the same amount of votes (their neighbor voted for both of them).
And then Gia noticed that not everyone voted, and one of the other Gias said HER robot broke, and OUR Gia's robot asked if that one was broken, shouldn't ALL of them be broken, and that was the final straw for Gia.
She DEMANDED everyone to get BACK in their time machines and go BACK to their times and STAY there. That's what they all did, and OUR Gia carried HER Lilliana and HER robot back to HER time machine, and said she knew how to put an end to this nonsense for GOOD.
She went back in time to 20 seconds before her OLDEST self and she explained that what she was about to do would make sure this mess would NEVER happen.
That's when the FIRST time machine appeared, and OUR Gia SWUNG the door open, and pulled out her pistol, demanding the FIRST Gia to go back to her time. THAT Gia didn't understand what was happening, but our Gia SHOT her in the leg, saying "next time will be the heart!", and that Gia went back to her time.
Gia was confident then. She KNEW she had saved the universe, but then her robot pointed out if their past selves had never gone through that adventure, wouldn't that mean the 3 over them would have NEVER existed. As soon as Gia realized this, all she could muster was a "oh shoot", before the three of them, PLUS the van, started flickering violently and evaporated into the sky, this time into a BLUE vortex.
The present was officially fixed, and Gia was resting her shot leg on a pillow while her siblings comforted her. During this, she admitted her plan and how she wanted to be alone, and the siblings understood this, and said they would try to improve.
Gia then realized that if her future self prevented her from stopping the wedding, what she WOULD have done would collapse the universe.
Moral of the Story: If you hate noise, don't go back in time, just offer constructive criticism.