A/N: I am NOT a troll. This is a serious story
Bolt and Rhino were just laying big brown butt bombs when the Agent busted through the six military atomic bomb door with his battering ram that spelled 'Happy F.L.A.R.G.' on the side spelled with actual poop from him and the nuns.
"Happy F.L.A.R.G!" yelped the Agent.
"What in the world of poop is F.L.A.R.G.?" questioned Bolt and Rhino.
"Lord, have mercy!" cawed the nuns in perfect harmony.
"F.L.A.R.G. is the greatest holiday ever! Each letter stands for a different series of events" said the Agent.
"Then let the celebration begin!" exclaimed Bolt.
"Wait. We can't celebrate it on Earth. We must go to another planet, and lucky for us I know the perfect world to celebrate on" said the Agent. He then whipped out a picture out of his bippy cheeks.
"Giant bucket of acid world?" asked Bolt.
"Yes. Oh and next year we can celebrate on 'giant bucket of excrement world'" said the Agent happily. The nuns ran to go get their corn stalks. So they traveled to giant bucket of acid world, so they can celebrate the first day of F.L.A.R.G.
"So what does the F stand for?" asked Bolt. At that moment, the Agent and the nuns let out a big, rank fart that was so pungent that birds died. The gang were ripping ass (like they usually do on earth) the whole day until the nuns' corn stalks made popcorn. Then it was time to sleep and they would all wake up to the second day of F.L.A.R.G. So when they were all awake Bolt asked the Agent what the L stood for.
"The L stands for 'Let's all take a dump'. Which is perfect because I have been holding in my shit for 2 weeks waiting for this day" said the Agent. So Bolt, Rhino, the Agent and all 46 of the nuns gathered 'round the bowl, almost like the directors of Brother Bear, and they all released their bowels into the toilet. This took almost the whole day until it was time to go to sleep.
When they woke up, it was time for the third day of F.L.A.R.G. which stands for 'Air dump'. So they all just sat on each others faces and proceeded to dump gas.
Then the next day they celebrate the R in F.L.A.R.G. which stands for "Really big hiney cloud" so they all gathered in the porta potty and surrounded the air with gas. They all breathed in the contaminated air like it was nothing. They were all living in the moment because F.L.A.R.G. was almost over. So they all decided to eat the stale fart popcorn from the first day of the celebration.
And just like that it was the last day of F.L.A.R.G. which stands for goodbye, in which they blow up the host planet. So they went back to Earth and went to the missile launch zone to reveal the missile that read "Happy F.L.A.R.G.!" So they launched it and giant bucket of acid world was obliterated.
And that was the great F.L.A.R.G. celebration
F- Fart
L- Let's all take a dump
A- Air dump
R- Really big hiney cloud
G- Goodbye