A/N: I got a shit load of chapters comin' your way as a new year's day present :) I apologize in advance if they are rather short
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Bolt and Rhino were just taking a shit together, like usual, when the siren went off.
"It's time,but(t) we're going to need some help with the deed" said Bolt and Rhino. Just as those words were spoken the Agent and the 46 nuns busted through the door with a battering ram made of solid poop that said "Happy purge" spelled in green shit that was once shrek yogurt.
"Don't mind if I do!" cawed the Agent and the 46 nuns in perfect harmony. So Bolt and Rhino shared their intentions with the Agent and nuns. The plan was to streak the whole town and steal Big Bowl©. They would eat a big ass bowl of beans and firing shit bullets from their bippy cheeks.
So the gang left (without pants) and streaked the streets. Pretty soon, the town was covered in shit. Then they approached Big Bowl©. The 49 of them lifted the magnificent bowl all the way home. (If y'all are wondering how they lifted it, they all ate bean flavored spinach, just like pop-eye, and they got stronger). They shot butt bullets© at anyone who came in their way. They left Big Bowl© in their new shitting room and they all took a big ass shit.