A/N: this is an exclusive episode dedicated to the coronavirus. I hope y'all are ok in quarantine
Bolt and Rhino were just watching the South Park episode where Randy took the biggest shit in the world and called the guinness book of world records and they studied the size of the shit and it weighed 8.6 Courigs (which is the standard measurement of shit) and the president was about to hand deliver the award to randy when someone broke his record with a 9.2 Courig shit and Randy started crying so hard and randy tried to break the record and he wanted an ultrasound of the shit and he was in the turd trimester and he traveled to zurig for everyone to witness the biggest shit be taken and they believe the shit is too big and that they have to do a C-Section but randy took the shit anyway which weighed over 100 Courigs.
Whilst they were doing this, they both gazed upon their 800,000 stack high toilet paper stash. When the news announced of the Coronavirus, they quickly got worried, but(t) they weren't worried about their health. They were scared that they would run out of toilet paper while being quarantined.
"We have to go to But(t) Where Are The Cheeks At? to get more toilet paper!", they both yelped at the same time. Just then, the Agent, the 46 nuns, and Potty all busted through the bullet proof door that was boarded up with a battering ram made of Charmin toilet paper.
"Don't mind if I do!" the Agent yelled. "But(t) we have to go to The Forest to go pick up a friend first"
"Ok whatever" said Bolt. They all piled into the Butt Mobile and headed to The Forest.
"Agent, what in the world of poop are we doing here? We need to buy all the toilet paper before they run out" said Rhino. Just then, the Charmin bears exited the outhouse from whence they came. They all piled into the Butt Mobile and they were ready to go buy toilet paper. When they got to But(t) where are the cheeks at? they ran to the toilet paper section and raided the whole section.
"Ugh are you guys here for toilet paper again? You guys just bought over 1000 rolls just yes(turd)ay" said the cashier.
"We need to stock up for the virus" said Bolt.
"Ok. Your total comes to $6,235.23" said the cashier.
"Here you go" said the Agent as he laid a room clearing butt bomb that was so strong that it blinded the cashier for life.
"Run!" said the 46 nuns in perfect harmony. They all ran towards the Butt Mobile with handfuls of rolls of toilet paper. They threw the rolls in the back of the van and strapped the extra rolls to the roof of the van. They played the R&B greatest (s)hits on the way back to the house. They grabbed all the toilet paper and ran straight to the bathroom where they had an unveiling ceremony. The unveiling revealed five new toilet seats for each of the Charmin bears. They all sat on their designated toilet seats and stayed in quarantine, waiting for the virus to begone.