Bolt and Rhino were just watching that one episode of South Park where Cartman is obsessed with finding the brown noise, which is a noise that causes anyone that hears it to shit their pants, and all the children had to do a recorder concert where children across the country come together to do a song and it was called the '4 million child blow 2000' and they were going to prank some kids by changing their music sheet to include the brown noise but the teacher found it and made copies for everyone and at the concert all 4 million kids hit the brown noise in unison which caused everyone in the world to shit their pants at the same time.

Whilst they were doing this, Bolt had an idea.

"Hey let's go on a road trip to Texas to see if our farts are hotter if they go towards the equator" said Bolt.

"Actually I think we should go somewhere closer to the equator like Brazil" said Rhino.

"But(t) Rhino we can't. Remember we got our passports revoked after you, me, the Agent, the 46 nuns, Potty, and the Charmin Bears all ripped ass on the president at the same time" said Bolt.

"Oh yeah. That was iconic though" said Rhino.

"You bet my sweet bumcheeks it was!" said Bolt.

"Okay, I'll go start packing the Butt Mobile for our road trip" said Rhino.

"Don't mind if I do!" said the Agent as he busted through the bomb shelter door with the winds of his ass with the 46 nuns, Potty, and the Charmin Bears.

"Let's go! But(t) first we have to go to But(t) where are the cheeks at? to go buy thermometers to measure how hot our farts are" said Bolt as they all piled into the Butt Mobile. When they were done buying the thermometers they were on their way. And so, they traveled many hours from Kentucky to Alabama because they had to make a pit stop before arriving to Texas.

"Um, where are we?" asked the Agent.

"We're at the legendary hippie hole" said Rhino.

"Oh my gosh! I've heard the stories but I thought it was just a myth. I never thought something as gracious as the hippie hole could possibly be real" said the Agent as they all splashed into the swimming hole. They all proceeded to rip giant gas bombs as the water started to turn green.

"Let's dip before the constables find us!" said Bolt as they all piled back into the Butt Mobile. It took them a few more hours until they finally arrived at their destination. They arrived in Egypt, Texas (yes this is actual place) because they believed it to be the hottest place in the world. They all started ripping away into their thermometers.

"Woah I got a 1 million degree butt bomb!" yelled the Agent.

"Oh lord have mercy! A new record!" yelped the 46 nuns in perfect harmony.

A/N: Ok Y'all. I have somethn' to tell y'all. I already have the last chapter plotted out and I have to say, I got a lil emotional. It's pretty sad and I don't know if y'all are ready for it, cuz I'm sure not. It's not gonna happen for some time but I'm gonna tear up when the time comes to write it. I would also like to shout out that one Guest in the replies section that said they enjoy this fic. I really appreciated it :)