Bolt, Rhino, the Agent, the 46 nuns, Potty, and the Charmin bears were just finishing up ripping ass in the thermometers, when they felt the earth move under their feet.
"That can't be who I think it is" said Bolt.
"Oh it is. We're in Texas after all" said the Agent.
"Sandy Cheeks! Lord have mercy!" cawed the nuns.
"We have to get her to join our gang" yelped Rhino.
"How far away is the Top O' Texas Rodeo that she usually hangs out at?" questioned Bolt. The Agent whipped out his gps, which was covered in shit.
"Aw, Agent! Why is your gps covered in shit?" asked Bolt.
"I dropped it in the turdlet bowl. Anyway, the Top O' Texas Rodeo is 8 hours and 35 minutes away" said the Agent.
"Then we must get going soon" said Rhino. And so they all piled into the Butt Mobile and made the trip up to the Rodeo. They made frequent stops at gas stations to load up on gas, so they bought beans at the store. They also bombed every bowl at each gas station. When they reached the Rodeo, they immediately saw a squirrel wrestling a great brown hiney cloud.
"Omg! She's so iconic. It hurts to see others living out your dreams though" said Bolt.
"She is such a legend" said the Agent. When she defeated the cloud, the gang ran up to the squirrel.
"Howdy, y'all" said Sandy.
"Will you please join our gang!?" everyone yelped in perfect harmony.
"Sure! I'd love too" said Sandy. And so the gang went on to their next location, which was Brownsville, and it is an 11 hour and 38 minute long trip. The gang intended on making Brownsville browner than it already is. It was on their bucket list for so long. After they threw buckets of shit on the town, they went to Nevada.
Hey y'all. I just wanted to say that I finished writing the last chapter and it was so sad :'( It will be the longest chapter in this story by a lot.