A/N: what's up y'all im just here to give ya'll what y'all always wanted: an update on World Toilet Day, which is today, November 19. This is a special chapter and has nothing to do with the road chip, whoops i mean road trip

Bolt and Rhino were just sittin' 'pon the john aka the bowl aka the shitter aka the can aka butt bomb site number 1 aka the toilet where they were just takin' a shit like normal. But (t) sometimes they like to shit their breeches but thats only for the 34th week of every year.

"Hey Bolt" said Rhino.

"What?" asked Bolt.

"Do you know what today is?" asked Rhino.

"Is it international shit a pound and slap that ass day?" answered Bolt.

"No, we already celebrated that last Wednesday. Remember when we threw a whole party for it and the Agent shit 300 pounds and had to spank everyone's ass at the party 300 times?" said Rhino.

"Oh yeah that party was fire! Although my bum cheeks are still paying the price from that day though" Said Bolt whilst applying ointment to his ass, "I don't know what day it is today"

"Oh Bolt" Rhino said while grabbing the calendar off the wall with his bare cheeks, which were covered in shit because they were still on the can, and shoved the calendar in Bolts face.

"It's World Toilet Day! How could I forget such a wonderful day by which the lord has gifted to us?" said Bolt.

"Let's go to But(t) where are the cheeks at? and get decorations for another party!" yelled Rhino.

"Don't mind if I do!" yelped the Agent, as he broke down the door with a toilet made out of steel in honor of world toilet day. And so the three of them piled in the Butt Mobile and drove to the store, and decided to surprise the others with the party after they decorated. When they got to the store, all the customers made eye contact with the Agent and screamed and fled the store.

"Woo hoo! No lines!" yelled the Agent, "That always seems to happen whenever I come here, but I can't figure out why"

"Anyway, lets get some toilet decorations and some toilet paper" said Rhino.

And so, they got those materials, and drove back home and decorated. They invited the rest of the gang and they all got together and had a gay ol' time. :)

A/N: ok so we'll be back at it with the road trip next chapter.