Bolt and Rhino were just shopping around 'Butt, Where are the Cheeks at?' when they saw the newspaper at the front. The headline said Twenty Year Anniversary of Dave Matthews Incident.
"Good Lord we have to make a day trip to Chicago to recreate and celebrate the glorious day!," said Bolt. Just then, the Agent and the 46 nuns busted down the doors of the store with the real tour bus that dumped the shit that day 20 years ago.
"Don't mind if I do!" yelped the Agent, "But(t) first we need to stock up on materials," he said as(s) he ran over to the instant taco bell aisle. He pulled the string and out popped 6 burritos and 9 tacos extra spicy.
"Hey! You have to pay for that before you open it!" yelped the worker. Bolt reached into his back ass pocket and threw some money at the counter. The money started to eat away a hole in the counter until it fell to the floor. The worker watched in disgust and ran out of the store.
"Hm I guess his shift ended early. Woo-hoo now we can get free taco bell. Everyone stock up on the tacos and pile into the butt mobile!" they all grabbed what they could and ran into the BM ( you know what it means) and the mobile tore down the road and they made it to Chicago in approximately 73 minutes. They made it to Kinzie Street Bridge where they would try to break the record of most human waste dropped in Chicago. Dave has the record at 800 pounds (actually true).
"Ok, Let's all take a dump," the Agent commanded after they all ate their taco bell. They began firing away, butts hovering over the water, and this happened at 1:18pm. The same time the tour bus dumped their waste years ago. After the deed was done the city had to be shut down for a month, with the record breaking 1,200 pounds of fecal matter. Two-thirds of the city had to be hospitalized.