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A Fishcake's Helluva Life Change
Chapter 5: A Fishcake on Spring Break (Part 1)
A yawn escaped Naruto's lips before his eyes slowly flickered open, grumbling softly under his breath when a ray of light hit him in his face. As the bleariness of sleep faded away though, the blonde's attention settled onto the still slumbering succubus snuggled against his side.
Verosika's head laid on his chest, rising and falling with every breath he took, as a tiny dribble of drool oozed from her lips while one of her hands was entwined with his. He could feel her tail underneath the sheets coiled around his waist and every few seconds she'd make this soft little snorting sound before rubbing her face against his pecs.
All in all, she looked… Well, she looked adorable to put it bluntly, causing Naruto to smile as he gently rubbed the back of her head. He would have loved to stay like that for the whole day, but as the last bits of fog cleared from his mind, the teen just couldn't ignore one little detail.
He and Verosika were sticky; very, very, VERY sticky. Which shouldn't have been surprising given the several days' worth of sweat, spit, and semen that was caked all over their bodies. And while he would never say it to her face, Naruto had to admit that the pink demoness was starting to smell a bit ripe. Not that he smelled like a basket of roses personally; something he quickly learned when he made the mistake of taking a whiff of his own armpit out of concern, only to end up gagging with a green face.
So, as quietly as he could, Naruto brought his hands together in his most iconic handseal, causing a clone to appear in a puff of smoke. No words were said as the clone gave his creator a salute before making its way to the bathroom to get a bath ready.
Unfortunately, the blonde duplicate ended up dropping the ball when it carelessly slammed the door shut behind it, making the original wince and causing Verosika to stir.
"Hmmm… Whazza…?" the popstar mumbled as she raised her head sleepily, only to immediately smile when her gaze met a sheepish Naruto's. "Oh, well good morning to you handsome~."
"Morning Vee," he greeted back. "Sorry about waking you up so early," the whiskered blonde muttered, rubbing the back of his head awkwardly while Verosika giggled.
"Don't be babe," the seduction demoness reassured him as she leaned in to give the boy a smooch on the cheek before nuzzling back against his chest. "I could never be mad at waking up to see my boyfriend's smiling face."
"Oh, well that's good to…" Naruto started to say before the words died in the blonde's throat, his eyes going wide when his brain registered a specific word that Verosika had said. "D-Did you just say…?"
"Boyfriend?" she finished for the boy as gave him a dazzling smile full of joy while wrapping her arms tightly around his waist. "Why yes! Yes, I did. You'd be crazy if you think I'm letting you go after how you made me feel, my whiskered stud."
"I didn't think I was that good in bed…" he muttered with a slight blush.
"I'm not talking about the sex, you dense dork; though I will admit you are quite the fast learner~," Verosika said, whispering the last part into Naruto's ear in a seductive tone. A shiver ran down the blonde's spine and the blush spread further across his cheeks when she ever so gently nibbled on his earlobe. However, that was as far as she went before going back to nuzzling against his chest, tracing a finger over his heart. "I'm talking about how you made me feel right here, when you caused my heart to flutter like a crushing schoolgirl. How you made my knees shake, the way you cause my breath to hitch, all of it."
Naruto was flustered, but also stunned at her confession, his mouth opening and closing several times as he struggled to find the right words. "I did all that…?"
"That and more~," the succubus purred out, actually purring as she danced her fingers across the blonde's abs before entwining them with his. "After what you did, I can honestly say that I love you so much that I can swear right here and now that nobody will ever hold my heart again other than you."
"I… I… I…"
Poor Naruto didn't know what to say, the rational part of his brain completely short circuiting as the words 'I love you' kept repeating over and over and over in his head. Or at least they were until he was snapped back to reality by a gentle smooch on the lips.
"We can talk about this more later. For now, how about we just enjoy the moment?" She suggested after quickly checking her phone to make sure she hadn't missed anything important. Her stuttering lover could only nod, causing her smile to become more serene as she rested her head against his chest once more with her eyes closed.
…
…
*sniff, sniff* "…Maybe we should get washed up and crack open a window first?" she added.
"Good idea."
She may be used to, and even enjoy, the smell of sex, but not so much when that sex became stale, week-old BO.
So, with a reluctant sigh, Verosika tossed aside the covers so she could sit up, completely exposing her nude form for all to see. Her lips curled into a smirk when she saw Naruto's eyes tracing over her body as she stretched, grunting softly when her spine realigned with a soft cracking.
However, the pink demoness's enjoyment all too swiftly faded when her boyfriend's desire-filled gaze suddenly became very confused. "Uh Vee…? I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but were your wings always that big?"
"What? What are you-? The fuck!?" Confused now as well, Verosika looked over her shoulder, only to nearly choke on her tongue while her eyes threatened to pop out of her head in shock.
Her wings, normally small and slim, now easily had a wingspan that was as wide as she was tall. Not only that, but the once plain black marks on the middle joints had grown as well, now going all the way across from base to wing tip whilst several branches of the markings zigzagged downwards into little hearts.
Now that she was paying attention, the succubus saw that her wings weren't the only thing that'd changed. While not nearly as noticeable, her bust was at least a cup size larger, her ass a bit fuller, horns a bit less crooked, and – if she wasn't mistaken – she'd even grown a few inches taller.
Focusing back on her wings, the succubus made them furl and unfurl slowly a few times to see if they were actually real or not, before giving them a test flap…
"WhoooaaaAA!?"
And immediately regretted it when that single flap effortlessly sent her flying several feet straight up, just a few centimeters shy from hitting the ceiling. Then she plummeted right back down just as fast, headed for a very intimate meeting with the floor.
"Gotcha!"
Thankfully, she was saved from having her face turned into a pancake by Naruto who deftly hopped out of bed and caught her. Gently rolling her over in his arms so he was holding her in a bridal carry, the whiskered blonde quickly looked her over in concern.
"Are you okay, Vee?"
"…Ask me in about ten minutes when my stomach stops using my intestines for jump rope," Verosika muttered, cupping a hand over her mouth as her cheeks gained a faint green tint. It was a good thing she hadn't eaten anything recently, otherwise it would've just made its grand reappearance.
"Fair enough. Just take it easy now," Naruto said while he gently set Verosika down onto her own two feet.
"Yeah, yeah, don't worry, Ninja Boy. This is far from my first- Oh, shit!"
The succubus cut herself off with a started cry when she tried to walk, only for her legs to give out on the first step. Once more Naruto had to catch her; however, in doing so, his elbow ended up slamming into tray carrying a forgotten bottle of Asmodeus Champagne, sending it flying across the room.
"Yo, is everything alri-? GLLFJHIJGK!?" Poor Josh had the most terrible timing as he stuck his head into the bedroom in concern, worried about all the non-sex related screams, and got a glass bottle shoved down the incubus's throat for his trouble. Champagne and spittle bubbled down the unlucky Incubus's chin as he gagged on the unexpected intrusion, stumbling back out the door with a gargled cry for help.
Sadly, for him, neither Naruto nor Verosika had a chance to even notice his arrival due to the latter reflexively fluttered her wings to help regain her balance as the former caught her, unintentionally sending them both flying backwards with startled yelps.
On the positive side this sent them straight towards the bathroom, Naruto's back knocking the door down which, crushed a certain clone under it and landing right into the freshly filled oversized bathtub.
Suds and bubbles went splashing all over the place as the couple disappeared into the soapy water with a huge splash.
A few seconds later their head popped back up, with Naruto spitting out a mouthful of bath water while Verosika wiped her now soaked hair out of her face…
"Pfffft! Hahaha!"
"Bwahahaha!"
And the lovers promptly burst into laughter at the same time.
"Well, hehehe… That is certainly…one hell of a way to start the day!" the popstar said between fits of giggles as she lay on her back and just floated in the water, her new wings acting as perfect floaties while furled up against her back.
"It sure was," her boyfriend mumbled, rubbing one of his eyes with one last chuckle.
Settling into a seat built into the side of the tub, Naruto watched Verosika drifting along in amusement while he let the power jets blast away the grime and aches. However, he couldn't help but frown a little when he noticed the demonic singer wincing a bit and rubbing her hips every other minute, not to mention how her legs were still limp.
"Are you okay?"
"What?" Verosika asked back, raising both head and brow towards the blonde before following his gaze down to her hips. "Oh that… Don't worry about it, I'm just a bit tender down there. Fucking for a few days straight tends to do that."
"You sure?" he asked.
He didn't seem to be having any issues – though, that may be because he had a great healing factor – but from what he'd seen, demons were no slouches when it came to fast healing. The fact Verosika genuinely seemed like she couldn't move the lower half of her body much only made those concerns worse.
"Yes, babe. Relax! Sure, I've never been fucked so hard I literally couldn't walk afterwards; but it's nothing a little rest and relaxation won't fix," the succubus waved off the blonde's concerns, lazily drifting over to his side as she spoke and letting herself sink into the seat next to him. "But if you're still worried, I wouldn't say no to some help scrubbing me down. I'm sure those magic fingers of yours would be quite useful for getting those hard-to-reach places~."
'Oh yeah, she's just fine,' Naruto thought with a smile.
"Seriously though, would you? These wings are making it a real bitch to reach back there."
"Of course, Vee."
Well over an hour passed before the new couple emerged from their bedroom, cleaned, refreshed, and dressed.
Naruto was back in his security uniform, albeit with the addition of Property of VM stitched sideways on the fly piece in Hellish script. When he asked her about it, she told a tiny lie and said it was a brand name, and it being so close to his junk isn't that uncommon given her sexual career.
Meanwhile, Verosika was in her iconic XO black and white shoulder-less short dress, black thigh highs with pink X markings, and fluffy pink coat. One thing that stood out about the popstar though was how she was sitting in a wheelchair that her boyfriend pushed for her.
Something that a more-than-a-little tipsy Josh took immediate notice of from his spot on a couch while helping himself to the same bottle of Asmodeus Champagne that nearly choked him to death.
"Whoa… You okay, Verosika?"
"I'm more than fine, I'm absolutely fantastic~," the succubus purred out while grinding her ass into the seat of the chair as much as she could, causing Naruto's cheeks to gain a faint blush for some reason. "Now then, where the fuck are the rest of my sluts? We've got to get ready for our Spring Break contract."
"Oh, they're outside drooling over the new Limo still," Josh grumbled out with a shrug before downing the last of the champagne, completely missing the confused looks on both Verosika and Naruto's faces.
"What new limo?" they asked at the same time, getting the drunken incubus to giggle like a little girl as he wobbly got to his feet.
"The one they bought with the big bonus we got while you two were *hic* going at it like a pair of… Pair of…somethings," he said, making his way across the room, swaying from side to side with every step until he reached a door. It took him a minute to work the doorknob but once he did Josh pulled the door open and stumbled through. "Come on, it's right over here in the garage."
…
"Vee, exactly what was in that champagne again?"
"That…is a good question," was all Verosika could say.
She and Naruto watched the wasted incubus repeatedly run into the wall of the closet he'd walked into. It was only after the ten or eleventh time that he seemed to figure out that he couldn't go any farther…and proceeded to try walking through the wall to his left instead.
"Let's go see what he meant about that limo, shall we?"
"Sounds good to me," the blonde agreed with a nod before wheeling his girlfriend off towards the actual door to the garage, leaving Josh to hopefully sober up for a bit.
As they came into said garage though, the human and succubus couple were once more left stunned upon finding that there was indeed a limousine inside. The thing was so long that only the back half of it couldn't even ft in the garage, whilst the rest hung outside with her car. It had mostly the same paint job too; bright pink with gold and white trim, but with the addition of violet tinted windows and red hearts over the doors. Lastly was the vanity plate, which read [T0P B8HES].
And like Josh had said, the rest of Verosika's posse were outside with it with Coco and Apple sitting on the hood taking selfies, Kat, Ace, and Kiki doing the same by the doors, and Milky taking group shots from a few feet away. Even Tex was involved, his head sticking out the driver's side window bobbing to the tune of a rock song blaring over the radio.
"Hey!" Naruto swore he could actually hear a record scratching when Verosika shouted, causing her whole posse to freeze. Then, as one, their heads all snaps towards the popstar, who had her arms crossed with an expectant look. "Someone had better have a good explanation on how the fuck you guys could afford a Satan damned limo."
It turned out that the reason for the limo was that Verosika had received quite a pay bonus through her brand after her video and pictures of Naruto went viral; especially when it was revealed the Beelzebub secretly took her own video of when the whiskered blonde and Lucifer had their power flex.
Her brand popularity skyrocketed, and Bee capitalized on this by expanding the sex idol's merchandise to include some products with Naruto as the theme, including, but not limited to body pillows, orange flavored lingerie (to reference Naruto Oranges), blonde fox plushies with his spiky hair, and even fishcake styled coasters. It was all thanks to Bee buying out Verosika's previous manager and taking over the marketing for the succubus.
With the amount of stock already sold out, preordered, and pending, Verosika's bank account received a massive increase. And thus, the limo.
"That sneaky, wonderful bitch," Verosika couldn't help praising, shaking her head in amusement after Tex told her everything. "When did this all happen?"
"While you and Naruto were, uh…getting down," he answered. "You okay, Boss?" he added, looking at her current position in a wheelchair.
"Perfectly fine," she replied with a grin, wiggling her ass on her seat again while Naruto, once again, blushed. "In fact, listen up Sluts! I gotta tell you something."
Her posse all gave her their attention, even Josh after Milky helped him by spraying him with water. She took a moment to pause and smile at her crew, her friends who had been with her since the early days of her career. The crew that had her back when she nearly hit rock bottom, and the ones who so readily accepted her Ninja Boy into the group.
Reaching up, she took hold of Naruto's hand and said, "I know it's pretty damn obvious after we were busy over the past couple nights," she smirked when they looked amused and Naruto blushed faintly, "but I wanted you to know that Ninja Boy and I are official."
"We figured," Kiki spoke up. "Still, we're happy for you, Boss. You two look good together."
"Just try not to wear her out too often, okay Naruto?" Coco teased, and everyone laughed when he blushed brighter.
"I'll, uh…try my best?" he awkwardly replied, smiling when Verosika gently squeezed his hand supportively while the others had another laugh at his answer.
"Well, how about we celebrate by taking this baby out for a spin?" Tex suggested before getting back in the driver's seat.
The others made comments agreeing with the suggestion while Naruto wheeled Verosika to the back of the limo. She smirked at him and raised up her arms, wrapping them around his neck as he lifted her off the chair…which then vanished into smoke, revealing it to be a Transformed Clone.
Leaning into his ear, she whispered, "Did you like the feel of me sitting on you, babe?"
Despite her teasing, he replied, "I kinda did, actually."
"Oh~? Then you won't mind being my seat for the ride?"
"Only if you behave," he teased back, his confidence growing.
"Best behavior~" she promised before shamelessly licking his whiskered cheek and then softly kissing his lips. When she pulled back, her teasing expression had changed to a gentler smile as she added, "I meant what I said back in the bedroom, you know? About how I feel about you…"
"Vee…"
"I know it's a bit sudden…but I can't help how I feel." She cupped his cheek, stroking it tenderly as she looked him in the eyes without losing her smile. "I love you, Naruto Uzumaki. You don't have to respond now, but I needed you to know how I feel."
His smile had faint traces of sadness at her confession. "Vee… I don't know how it feels to love someone else like that. There are a few people I love like family, but I never had someone to be in love with…"
She nodded once in understanding.
"…at least until I got to know you," he continued. "I think that, with a bit more time, I can know what it's like to love someone. I'm just asking you to be patient with me…"
Verosika smiled and kissed him again. "Take your time, babe…" she assured him. "Now, we better get inside. They've been waiting for us, y'know?"
"Right," he acquiesced as he carried her into the vehicle, letting her sit on his lap like she requested. He smiled at her friends bashfully as they gave him knowing grins. It didn't help that Vee was cuddling him in his lap and resting her face into the crook of his neck.
Despite his bashfulness, he smiled as the limo started to move. Today was looking to be a great one.
Stella grumbled irritably as she walked into the bathroom, feeling itchy all over and barely resisting the urge to scratch her entire body raw. "Damn…" she muttered as she looked herself over in the mirror. "I think I'm going into a full-blown molting… Wish it would just… just… ACHOO!"
Feathers burst off her into a cloud when she sneezed, making it impossible to see a thing.
"Ah, fuck! Don't tell me I'm…gonna…be…" She trails off when the feathers fall down to reveal herself with a brand-new glossy plumage, the down of her feathers shining gorgeously in the light of the bathroom. "Holy…" she started, posing a few times to see herself from different angles. "I look five years younger…"
Her self-admiration was interrupted by a knock at the door.
Octavia was heard from outside the bathroom. "Mom, where's the molting ointment? I can't-ACHOO!" Her voice became muffled by a familiar sounding poof. And based on what she had personally just experienced, Stella had a feeling she knew how her daughter would react. "…Holy Shit!"
'We both have fresh, new feathers that look almost impossibly glossy… We both started stress molting at the same time…' Her eyes widened. 'And we were both washed over by Uzumaki's chakra twice recently… His energy gave us new coats of feathers!'
Amazed by her conclusion, the Goetia woman's previous desire to see the blonde Elemental was dwarfed by her current desire. Licking her beak as she stepped into the shower, she started to wash her body of any lingering oils, being thorough with her lathering as she imagined a separate set of hands rubbing all over her body.
If she came out of the shower dirtier than when she entered, nobody needed to know.
"Don't you think you overdid it a little with that boy?"
This question was asked by Lilith to her husband as she watched him working on another of his little projects. The current one was part of his most recent obsession with rubber ducks of all things. She didn't understand it, but she still enjoyed seeing him so enthralled in his work.
"I'm sure all of Hell is still talking about it," she added before sipping some wine.
Lucifer took a break from his Fire Breathing, Backflipping Rubber Duck so that he could join his wife on the small couch. "Maybe a little bit," he confessed, "but I just had to be sure he wasn't any trouble for our little girl." He grabbed Lilith's hand gently, giving her a warm smile at the thought of his only daughter. "We both know how dangerous Elementals can be…"
Lilith sighed as she rubbed her shoulder, the edge of her dress rising up to reveal a grey burn scar. Lucifer's smile fell as his gaze locked onto the only blemish on his beautiful wife's body.
His voice softened as he continued, "I made the mistake of being idle about them once, and it hurt you… I wasn't gonna risk our daughter's life on another gamble…"
Lilith smiled reassuringly at him before leaning over the kiss her husband. Pulling back, she had a look of understanding and nodded.
"I get it, love… But why not support Charlie's ambitions? Perhaps her crazy idea could work out."
"There are things she doesn't know about that will get in the way of her goals. Things that I can't tell her…"
Lilith frowned sadly at the guilt-ridden expression on Lucifer's face. She didn't know what was going on through his mind, but she silently offered her support when she gently eased him to lean his head against her shoulder and rubbed it soothingly.
Idly, she wondered what Charlie was doing at the moment.
"Should I throw a welcoming party for him?" said Princess of Hell mused aloud as she paced around the hotel foyer. "Or maybe just be all casual and ask to hang out?" She gave a long groan of indecision and cried out, "I don't know what to do!
Vaggie, ever supportive of her girlfriend, walked over to grasp Charlie's hand. "Relax hon. You're overthinking it. Besides, you never got his number; so, you can't really call him anyway."
Charlie blushed in embarrassment at the reminder.
"If you ask me…"
"We aren't, estúpido," Vaggie cut off flatly, giving an equally flat look to Angel Dust, an adult film star and resident of the Hazbin (formerly Happy) Hotel. In fact, he was the first Sinner Demon that the hotel was attempting to redeem.
Undeterred, Angel Dust gave a salacious smirk and continued, "You should just fuck him and get it over with."
Bright red with a scandalized blush, Charlie almost yelled back, "Why would you suggest that?!"
Angel Dust kept his smirk and laughed at Charlie's embarrassment. "Well, that's what you're going for right? Kinda figured since you've been blabbing about this guy nonstop like a horny schoolgirl since your big bash."
"I-I have not!"
Vaggie rolled her eye at that before she awkwardly noted Alastor, the Radio Demon and an Overlord who (suspiciously) decided to help the hotel, watching them with the never-ending smile of his.
"Tell me, my dear," he spoke to her, seeing as Charlie was still trying to convince Angel Dust, "what would you say was your first impression of this…Naruto Uzumaki?"
Involuntarily swallowing at the intense aura his smile alone gave off, she asked back, "Why do you care? He's working for Verosika."
"Yes, but our dear Princess has been in a rather pensive mood regarding the young man. It makes one wonder why a lone human would put her in such duress."
Growing annoyed, Vaggie explained, "Maybe it's because he was the only one at her party who offered to help support the hotel. Hundreds of guests, and nobody could be bothered to even wish their Princess good luck; but a human who shouldn't even have been in Hell immediately throws his hat in the ring. You want my first impression of him, hijo de puta ciervo?" (1)
Alastor said nothing, but his smile grew by a fraction.
"I think he's what Charlie needed; someone who said she was doing something good, something right. I think he shouldn't have to worry about our issues until he's dead, but I'm grateful that he managed to raise Charlie's spirits. I think he's a good man."
"A good man…with a rather powerful energy within him if he willingly stood up to the King of Hell," Alastor noted. "One can't help but wonder…how strong is he really?"
Vaggie wasn't ashamed to admit that a dreadful shiver crawled down her spine at the almost eager tone in the Radio Demon's staticky voice.
In the Gluttony Ring, we find the Queen Bee herself chilling out in her pool on a chair floaty. Or at least, she was trying to chill out if not for the phone call she was currently having.
"I already told you I'm not signing anything over to you Ozzie."
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"Well, you should have thought of that before you decided you only wanted rights to Verosika's image. I gave you my terms, I'm not changing them."
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"Yeah whatever."
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"Later, Oz." She hung up her phone with a small groan. "Sheesh, he can be almost as bad as the fucking clown…"
As if summoned, Bee's phone rang with the Caller I.D. showing Mammon.
"Speaking of which, Bee sighed out before answering the phone. "Whatcha want now, Monny?"
Angry incoherent shouting echoed from her phone.
"Oh, are you talking about that shipment of knock-off Naruto figures?" she asked in a knowing tone.
More yelling echoed from the phone.
Oh, I'm so sorry. I meant "Nurato" figures." She rolled her eyes and continued, "Come on, Monny, at least try to be subtle about ripping me off."
Even more yelling, these ones much angrier than before, echoed out.
"You want them back that badly? Fine, you can have fun digging them out of my septic tank in about an hour. Went on a bit of a snacking binge, y'know?"
She smirked and cut off the near apoplectic screaming by hanging up the phone before leaning back against her floaty with a relaxed sigh. "Ah… Now, where was I?"
Bee went back to chilling out…only for her phone to ping with a notification.
"Hm?" Taking a look, the Queen of Gluttony quickly read the message and smiled faintly. "Vee canceled her weekly Beelzejuice order... Guess she's finally not drinking as much. I can only wonder why~" she jokingly mused before laughing to herself.
It was obvious as to why. Verosika was getting to a healthier place thanks to a certain sweetheart of a human that stood up to Lucy for her. She could taste the relief, the arousal, and the love Verosika had for him after their little power flex calmed down.
"Good for her," bee said to herself as she went back to relaxing…before her phone rang again. "Yeah, nope!" she growled out before eating her phone.
She just wanted some chill time, alright?!
The day following Naruto and Verosika becoming a couple, we find the blonde Uzumaki sitting before Fukasaku as the Elder Sage informed his student about what was happening back in the Leaf.
"So, they all know I'm here in Hell, huh? How'd they take it?"
"About what ya'd probably expect; panicked and worried," Pa answered.
"Really? That bastard pervert actually managed to get his mind off of being a creep to worry about me?"
"Boyo, I understand that you're feeling angry and unfairly judged, but ya can't hold onto your resentment forever. Ya want my advice?"
Naruto sighed but nodded.
"End things with Jiraiya from a family standpoint. It's obvious that ya two will never have that sort of relationship. He can't be your family anymore, and he failed ya as a teacher. That doesn't take away from the fact that ya both are loyal to the village. Ya understand what I'm saying, Boyo?"
Nodding once more, Naruto replied, "He fucked up, so he's just another fellow Leaf Ninja and fellow Toad Summoner. Nothing more."
"Exactly. Maybe, with time, he could try to fix the bridges he burned, but that's for the future to decide."
"Okay, Pa…"
"I still say he deserves a kick to the balls," they both heard, turning to see Verosika off to the side in an actual wheelchair, still recovering from the small sex marathon she and Naruto had. "I'll do it if nobody else wants to."
Naruto chuckled softly at that. "We'll see, Vee. You need something?"
"Just wanted to watch you two, is all. I wanna see my Ninja Boy train! Work his ass, Geezer Toad! Make him sweat so I can make him clean!"
Pa snorted amusedly at that, seeing the affection the two had for one another. "Ya two got rather close, didn't ya?"
Bashfully blushing, Naruto replied, "Vee and I are together now, Pa. It's pretty recent."
"Well, I'm pleased to hear that. As cliché as it sounds, Boyo, love is a powerful thing. It can give ya strength ya never thought ya could have…but it could also destroy ya if ya aren't careful about who ya give that love to."
Verosika narrowed her eyes in anger as memories of Blitzø bubbled up in her mind. However, that anger faded when she noticed Naruto gazing at her. The concern and worry and his eyes cooled her resentment and she slowly smiled at him, silently thanking him.
He smiled back before refocusing on his teacher. "So, what will we be working on today, Pa?"
"I brought a few things with me so that ya have various subjects to train in, even when Ma or I aren't here to oversee ya. First off, I want you to channel your chakra into this paper."
Grabbing it, but not channeling his chakra just yet, Naruto asked, "What is it?"
"That sheet, Boyo, is how we find out what your natural elemental affinity is; one of five, unless ya got a bloodline, of course. Do ya know what the five elements are?"
"Let's see… There's fire, water, earth, wind, and lightning. But what about bloodlines?"
"Bloodlines mix two of the elements together, Boyo. For example, fire and earth create lava. I doubt ya'd have an elemental based bloodline, but ya are from the Uzumaki Clan. They had something special about their chakra that was outside of the elements."
Curious, Naruto channeled his chakra into the sheet…which immediately turned into water that splashed onto the ground with no trace of what was once paper.
"Water, then," Pa concluded. "Ya got quite the affinity for it too, Boyo."
"Why's that?" Verosika asked curiously.
"Usually, the paper would just get wet. But for Naruto, the paper changed entirely into water. This means that water based jutsu will come pretty easily for ya, but that doesn't mean ya won't have to train for them. Got it?"
"I got it, Pa," the Uzumaki replied.
"Good. Now, let's go over the first step for training your water affinity."
A few hours later, Naruto and Verosika were riding in the back of the limo while Vortex drove the posse to their temporary office in Imp City. Throughout the ride, Verosika took note of Naruto watching all of the homeless imps and demons that they had passed and looking sad about it.
"Thinking about the Princess's ambition?" she quietly asked him, leaning on his shoulder.
"Yeah… There's a lot of people without homes or even food. Wouldn't be surprised if there were cannibals here in Hell."
"There are, actually. Be careful around them, Naruto."
"I will, but this just proves her point. Look how crowded the sidewalks are, Vee. Look at all the people on certain corners who look almost dead inside behind their attempts to be sexy and inviting. How many of them are here because they were rejected from Heaven? How many can even try to better their lives, but are held back by others?"
"Careful, babe. You're getting heart blood all over the leather," she gently teased him, despite understanding his sympathetic frustrations.
"I just feel like I should do something…"
"Well, what can you do?"
Naruto was silent for a moment, before slowly perking up and turning to his girlfriend with a bright grin. "How good are you and Bee and promoting?"
Vee simply smirked confidently at him in reply.
Charlie perked up when her phone buzzed in her pocket. She pulled it out and answered the call with a polite, "Hello, Charlie Morningstar speaking."
[Charlie, it's Naruto. How're you doing?]
"Oh, Naruto! I'm so happy you called! I'm doing okay, trying to get the hotel running, y'know. I recently found a benefactor who offered us some more staff and even changed our brand. We're now the Hazbin Hotel!"
[That's awesome, Charlie! I'm glad you're getting some more help.]
"Thanks… So, what are you calling for? Are you still offering to help out?"
[I'm more than happy to pitch in, but I'm currently working with Verosika right now. She said something about "Spring Break" and how her venues will be pretty crazy. But I promise that I'll help out after this Spring Break thing is over.]
Hell's Princess was visibly relieved as she heard his promise. "Thanks… But then, why did you call?"
[I think I have an idea to help some Sinner Demons here in the Pride Ring. I wanted to go over it with you and get your advice on how to get it started.]
Intrigued, Charlie waved Vaggie over and put her phone on speaker. "Whatcha got?"
[Well, tell me about your thoughts on this…]
Approaching the parking lot, Verosika took note of a certain imp screaming at a tow truck driver dragging off a van that'd been parked in a marked off section and scowled. "Tex, take us in, now."
"I will. Just waiting for the tow truck to move so we won't risk scratching the limo. We don't wanna damage it so soon, right?" he replied, looking at her through the rear-view mirror with a raised brow.
"Who cares about fucking scratches?" she almost hissed out, getting the attention of her posse. She nearly snapped at them, only to feel Naruto gently grabbing her hand.
"What's wrong?" he asked her softly, calming her down from her anger.
Taking a breath, she revealed, "I recognize that van getting towed, and that imp yelling at the truck driver. He's my asshole of an ex… The one on my tattoo." She showed him the tattoo, but she saw him looking at it with a strange expression. "What? You've seen it before, Ninja Boy."
"Yeah…but it looks smudged. Like the ink had been wiped with a dirty towel, or something."
"He's right, girl," Milky spoke up. "Looks like a botched up coverup job."
"Say what?" Verosika nearly exclaimed, pulling out a compact mirror to look for herself.
Sure enough, her tattoo of Blitzø's crossed out name was now a smudged mess, looking almost like an enlarged bruise instead of inked skin. The strangest thing to her was that it looked like the smudging was trying to spiral in on itself, but she mentally waved it off as a trick of the eye.
"Something to look into later. For now, like I just said, that van belongs to my ex. It's petty, but I just wanna fuck with him." She gave him a grin and asked, "Wanna help me?"
"I don't know, Vee… I know he hurt you and that you have every reason to hate him and want payback…but he has nothing to do with me."
"I know… But still, I want to show him how much better I am because of you. Please?"
Naruto watched as she gave him puppy dog eyes and pleaded with him to help. He couldn't help the faint smile that grew when she added a pouty lip into the mix.
"Okay, okay!" he laughed out, unable to resist how she failed to be cute and came off as incredibly sexy. "I'll help you mess with him. But I'll only do it if he starts something."
"Trust me, that won't take long," she assured him with a deadpan tone, popping some gum into her mouth as the tow truck finally made enough space for the limo to get through and park. She gave Naruto a smile when he helped her into her temporary wheelchair, but that smile fell when she saw her ex approaching the group, tagged along by his fellow imps and some hellhound girl.
"The fuck are you doing here, Verosika?" Blitzø practically demanded. He then smirked at her current position and added, "Finally take too much cheap cocks? Trying to recreate what mine did for you?"
Naruto scowled at him, but Verosika gave him a sidelong look. Getting the message, he stayed silent while the rest of the posse gave the imp annoyed looks.
Popping a bubble from her gum, Verosika dryly greeted back, "Blitz-o."
Naruto caught the faint twitch from him at the purposeful addition of the silent "O" of his name. "I should've known you'd be here, bitch. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd, because I believe the nearest ocean is three rings down!"
"And we should've known you'd be here after hearing the amber alerts."
While Naruto focused on the insults being fired between them, he couldn't help wondering what an amber alert was.
"What's with the pale stiff? Looking for some sorta albino dick?"
Naruto blinked at the insults, not feeling offended and was curious instead. Unknown to him, Loona was watching the scene with wide eyes, recognizing Verosika and Naruto from the social media posts.
'No fucking way…!'
"Aren't albino people like crazy pale?" Naruto asked the other succubae, sounding genuinely curious. "I'm pretty sure I've got tan skin; maybe a peach color, if anything."
"Yep."
"Definitely peach."
"Guy's probably colorblind, Whiskers."
The replies came from Verosika's posse, and Blitzø scoffed at them.
"At least I have someone in my life, you wannabe horse fucker. Who do you have that you don't have to trick or pay for?" Verosika challenged as she reached up to grab Naruto's hand, earning a smile from him.
"Ugh, that's just pathetic. You couldn't handle this," he gestured to his crotch with a smirk, "and decided to go for some easy lay?"
"The way I heard it, you bailed before things barely got serious," Naruto spoke up with the faintest of scowls. "What's wrong? Can't handle a relationship that doesn't stroke your own ego? Guess you stroke it yourself every lonely night, don't ya?"
That caught Blitzø off guard, not expecting him to fire back during the imp's insults.
"Damn," Loona murmured before turning to the imp couple. "We got any burn cream in the van?"
Growling in embarrassment, Blitzø reached over and grabbed Loona to pull her close. "I don't need anyone else but my Loony! She's the best daughter in Hell, and any other women are all bitches compared to her!"
"Ugh, Blitzø! Let go of me, you clingy fuck!" the hellhound literally growled, mortified at what her adopted father just said. 'This is fucking embarrassing!'
Most of the succubus posse gave Loona sympathetic glances for Blitzø's actions, but Verosika decided to move things along.
"What do you want, Blitz-o?"
"My spot, bitch! You and that oversized tampon of yours don't need the whole lot!"
"My team is doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building, and they wanted to have us come in this week to lead their team during Spring Break. The lot was offered to us as an incentive."
Blitzø looked almost horrified. "A week?! No, no, you are not parking here for a fucking week!"
Verosika rolled her eyes before she glared at him. "Aww, you mad, Blitz-o? You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and…"
They both finished the scenario. "…run three rings to Wrath and max my credit cards on shitty horse-riding lessons?!"
"God damn it, whore! You will not let that go!" he added with a frustrated shout.
Naruto glared at the imp. "Why don't you go choke on a sandpaper cock, asshole?"
"Stay out of this, you living dildo!"
The Uzumaki would've fired back, but Verosika shook her head. "It's not worth it, babe."
Exhaling in annoyance, Naruto nodded and backed off. This only spurred Blitzø on.
"Yeah, that's right. Listen to your saggy sugar granny, kid."
Naruto growled softly but didn't take the bait. Instead, he walked over to Moxxie and Millie to introduce himself, seeing as both groups would be sharing the building for the coming week. Loona was still struggling to break out of Blitzø's hold in the meantime.
Ignoring the resumed arguing from the two exes, Naruto offered a hand to the imp couple. "It's nice to meet you both," Naruto said, shaking Millie and Moxxie's hand before smiling sheepishly. "Sorry about taking your spot and…that."
The blonde glanced at Loona finally breaking free and verbally ripping Blitzø a new one for his embarrassing stunt just a bit ago.
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki."
"Millie, and this is my husband, Moxxie," she greeted back. "Don't worry about them, sweetie. Trust us; Blitzø can't go five minutes without causing some kind of trouble," Millie added with a giggle while her husband sighed in exasperation.
"No kidding," he groaned. "I'm betting he's gonna do something real stupid any second now…"
"Careful what you wish for, Moxxie," Naruto warned him, unaware that Verosika heard Moxxie's comment.
An idea came to her, and she made her move. "You know what Blitz-o, if you want this spot back so badly, then why don't we make a little wager?"
"What wager?" he asked, struggling to hold Loona back from tearing into him with her teeth.
"You run some sorta hitman business, right? Here's the bet: our two businesses go head-to-head in a competition. We seduce, you contract kill. Whichever group gets more results by the end of Spring Break wins the spot for life."
"That's stupid! You only use the spot once or twice a year!"
"That scared to lose, huh?" she taunted.
"Oh, you're on, bitch!" he exclaimed, only to be confused when she laughed loudly. "The fuck's so funny?!"
"You're just as stupidly impulsive as ever, I see," Verosika snarked, her laughter dying down to snickers.
Blitzø glared at her as he finally managed to avoid getting chomped by Loona. "The fuck is that supposed to mean, succu-bitch?"
"Oh, don't act dumber than you already are. We both know you can't help but accept stupid bets you can't win," Vee said smugly, which didn't falter even when Blitzø got right up in her face. "I'm already at the advantage because I don't need contracts to get results. You need permission to kill, but we're free to seduce whoever we want."
"We will totally own you, slut. And I don't take bets I can't win!" he growled out, all but spitting in her face with each word.
"Okay then, here's another wager; if you take one more bet at all today, then your daughter has to stick with my crew until our Spring Break bet is finished. Deal?" Vee asked with her hand for a shake, which Blitz-o immediately accepted.
"Deal!"
"Great, I win."
Palms slapping faces echoed throughout the parking lot while Loona was snarling at Blitzø.
"…What are you talking about?" the imp questioned, feeling lost.
"You fucking moron!"
There was a loud smack as Loona slammed her fist onto the top of Blitzø's head, sending him face first into the asphalt.
"You accepted the bet, which means you lose the bet for not accepting a bet! You're such an idiot!"
"Hey, Vee," Naruto spoke up. "We should make rules for any possible cheating. Maybe a penalty wager on top of the initial one."
"Ooh, good idea, babe!" she praised, enjoying his faint blush. "Alright then, to keep things fair, if I personally interfere with you trying to kill humans, then you get to have my new limo."
Popping up from eating the asphalt, Blitzø rubbed his palms together and exclaimed, "Oh, fuck yeah!"
"But!" Verosika cut in before he could get too eager. "If you personally try to mess with my concert," she smirked wickedly and pointed at Millie, "then country girl over there has to spend two weeks as my boyfriend's personal cock sleeve. Deal?"
"Say what?!/Excuse me?!" came the joined cries of the imp couple.
"Vee!" Naruto exclaimed as he grabbed the succubus's shoulder. "Isn't that going too far?" He was visibly uncomfortable about the additional wager because he was dating Verosika and didn't want to be labeled a cheater…and because Millie was a married woman. It didn't sit well in his eyes.
Verosika saw his discomfort and acquiesced. "Fine, then… Three days."
"Vee…" Naruto practically pleaded.
"Alright, alright! If you, Blitz-o, personally mess with my concert, your little worker there has to be Naruto's cock sleeve for 24 hours. I'm not going any lower than that."
"Deal!" Blitzø declared.
"SIR?!/BOSS?!"
"Vee, c'mon…"
"Don't worry so much, babe," she assured him, giving him a smile that silently asked for his trust.
"…fine…" he muttered, feeling guilty despite not initiating the stakes.
Verosika made a mental note to talk with Naruto about her extra wager as she motioned for Loona to join them. "C'mon. You're with us until the bet's over."
Loona scoffed at that, annoyed at what was happening despite being a huge fan of Verosika. Sure, hanging out with her group sounded awesome, but she didn't want it to be because of some stupid bet with her as part of the stakes.
"Loona, right?" she heard someone speak up, and she turned to see it was the human boyfriend of the sex idol.
"Yeah. You're Naruto, right? I watched some videos about you from the Princess's party."
"Yep."
"What d'ya want?"
"Well…you got a wrapper in your hair fur," he informed her, pointing to where he saw the wrapper. "Want me to-?"
"The fuck you say!?" Blitzø yelled, whipping out his flintlock pistol. "Nobody is unwrapping my Loony!"
*BANG!*
Firing the gun, a bullet whizzed towards Naruto at high velocity, but he instinctively swung his arm at it. From his sleeve, a kunai slid out and into his hand, and he grabbed it mid-swing as the blade swiped away the bullet.
*pe-TWANG! TWANG!*
"FUCK!" Loona cried out as the bullet Naruto swiped ricocheted off the building wall and punctured her ear before it lost momentum and fell to the ground. The hellhound girl put her hand to her bleeding ear while Naruto immediately looked guilty.
"Shit! Loona, I'm so sorry!"
However, as her eyes practically glowed in rage, he was surprised when she ignored him and turned to her adopted father. "What the actual fuck, Blitzø?! Why the fuck did you shoot at us?!"
"He said he wanted to unwrap you!" the imp tried defending himself.
"He said I had a wrapper stuck in my fur, you selective hearing prick! Fuck, my ear is on fucking fire right now!"
"Hey, easy there, Loona…"
Fortunately for Blitzø, Loona was stopped from ripping him a new one when Naruto grabbed the hellhound's shoulder and pulled her down to a kneeling position with a surprising amount of ease. Growling, she was ready to start ripping into the blonde too, but she froze when the pain in her ear suddenly dulled to almost nothing with a cooling sensation.
The reason?
An herbal smelling green paste from a little jar that Naruto had gotten from his kunai pouch and was gently dabbing on the bullet wound. "There, that should staunch the bleeding and keep it from getting infected, but we should still get it patched up to be safe."
"…Whatever." Obviously too pissed to say anything else, Loona shook herself out of the blonde's grasp and stood up, but otherwise stayed by his side while glowering murderously at her adopted father. Not another word was said as the demonic canine stomped off with Naruto and Verosika after the rest of the popstar's posse, leaving Blitzø standing in the parking lot with the still smoking gun in hand.
"This is not going to end well, is it?" Moxxie asked his wife rhetorically, though she still nodded in agreement as they watched their boss's face rapidly contort between horror, shock, guilt, and then finally settling on pure rage.
"I'll go stock up on birth control…" the country gal muttered with a sigh.
"I still can't believe that asshole shot me!"
It had been nearly twenty minutes now and Loona was still absolutely livid, growling lowly under her breath whilst Naruto carefully wrapped her injured ear in bandages.
"Well to be fair, it was more my fault that it hit you than his, he was shooting at me after all," the whiskered blonde pointed out, which just made the Hellhound scoff and roll her eyes.
"It was still that dumbass's fault, stupid overreacting prick…" she grumbled as Naruto gently ran his fingers through her hair as makeshift combs to clear out any knots and lingering blood. 'That feels…nice,' she mentally noted.
"Ain't that the Satan damned truth," Verosika said with a snort, idly sipping a glass of sparkling water while watching Naruto work. However, as she saw Naruto brushing blood out of Loona's hair, a devious little smile started to form on her lips that was hidden by her glass. "But if you think you should apologize Naruto, why don't you give our new friend here a massage? She looks like she could use one."
Naruto looked like he was for the idea and turned to Loona.
"Is that okay?" he asked, wanting her permission to go any further. He was already in her personal space, after all.
"...Fuck it, sure," the hellhound groused with a shrug, sounding just so done with the situation that she didn't even have the effort to refuse.
"Okay. Hang on a sec."
Loona sat with her arms crossed, but a brow was raised when she felt Naruto gently move her hair aside so that both of her shoulders were exposed.
"Might wanna brace yourself," Verosika warned her in a knowing tone and a small smirk.
"The hell are you-?" the hellhound began asking before shivering when Naruto placed his now glowing hands on her shoulders. "Holy Fuck, that feels good..."
Verosika's smirk became a grin. "I warned you~"
Naruto had a slight frown as his chakra laced fingers dug into the knots in Loona's muscles. "You've got a lot of stress… Any idea what's got you so tense?"
Loona, despite slowly becoming putty under the incredible feeling of Naruto's chakra, heard the genuine concern in his voice. "That's a long fucking list…"
"I'm all ears," the blonde Uzumaki stated, willing to listen to her issues.
While Naruto was focused on Loona's massage and listening to her air out all of her annoyances, Verosika wheeled herself off to a corner. With nothing else to keep herself preoccupied for the moment, the popstar found herself once more mulling over the recent changes she'd overgone. Unfurling her wings, she curled one of them over herself so she could gently run a hand over the velvety flesh.
It hadn't taken her long to figure out why they'd grown this big out of the blue, along with the other enhancements she'd gotten. In fact, the answer was rather obvious in hindsight.
She was a succubus, a demon that fed off of the lust and life force of those they had sex with or were in the vicinity of during sexual acts. And she'd just spent the last few days constantly feeding off a guy who had the strongest damn life force she'd ever met. Even if she combined every single person that she'd ever fucked into one being, they'd still be a million times less potent than her stud of a boyfriend.
Even now she could feel all of that energy she'd consumed coursing through her body, invigorating every cell of her body. It was actually kind of ironic, here she was trapped in a wheelchair barely able to move from the waist down, and yet she'd never felt so energetic in her whole life.
A thought popped up in Verosika's head, and she turned towards Naruto and Loona. Blinking, her eyes gained a faint pink glow, her pupils thrumming with a darker violet glow as the pair were reflected in the darkness.
From the succubus's perspective, both the human and the hellhound had changed, now highlighted in various shades of pink representing love and purple representing lust. This was a skill most, if not all, succubae had that helped them to find a good mark, but usually it only worked while looking into said mark's eyes. Not for her anymore though, it would seem.
Naruto was mostly pink, a very vibrant shade that was almost hard to look at showing just how full of love and affection he was. He did have a healthy amount of lust in him too, though only for her which made Verosika giggle. Seeing the love in him made her happy, because she was the one who gave that to him.
In contrast Loona was very deep pink almost red while her lust flared up and down erratically, likely because of Naruto's magic fingers.
'Now, that won't do, girl. We'll have to work on- Wait, what's this~?' Verosika was in the middle of how she could push her ex's precious hellhound further to the naughty side when she noticed something in the corner of her eye.
Turning her head, the chair-bound demoness was fascinated to find that she could actually see her ex-boyfriend and his two little cronies. The three of them were huddled together, likely around a desk or table by the way Blitzø had his hands extended in front of him.
'Well, well, well… I didn't think I'd have this big of a boost. I wonder…'
A malicious grin slowly spread across Verosika's lips as she raised an arm, pointing at the trio through the wall with her hand curled up into an iconic finger gun pose.
"…Pew."
"Sir, I'm telling you this is a terrible idEA!" Moxxie was right in the middle of his something-thousandth time fruitlessly trying to convince his ever-eccentric boss not to do something obviously stupid when his voice suddenly hitched. Spittle flew from his lips before he went stiff as a board, causing Blitzø to finally stop planning how to screw over his bitch of an ex for stealing his parking space, his daughter, and his dignity.
"You okay Mox?" Millie asked in concern as her husband doubled over with a red face while breathing heavily.
"I… I don't know… I…"
"Ah for fucks sake Moxxie, are you really getting off to this shit?!" Blitzø cut the breathless imp off as he dramatically pointed to the tent in said imp's pants. A small gooey stain could just be seen in the fabric around the tip, gradually spreading outwards every few seconds. "I'm trying to plan revenge here! Go get your rocks off in the closet if you gotta that badly."
"Sir, I wasn't even…!"
"Ah, ah, ah! I don't wanna hear it! Now, get your head out of the fucking gutter and let me think. Why can't you be more like Millie? She obviously knows better that there is a time and place for that shit."
"With all due respect, boss," Millie began with a dry look, "you're hardly the one to lecture about stuff like…"
Verosika stuck out her tongue with an eye squinted shut as she took careful aim, making sure to have her shot lined up just right. "…Bang."
"HRKL!?" Millie nearly bit her tongue when a torrent of raw pleasure flushed through her body, her legs shaking like leaves as clear fluid poured out from the tears in her pants. Moaning through grit teeth, the country gal collapsed to her knees with a shudder before flopping onto her back.
"Millie!" Moxxie exclaimed in alarm as he moved to help his wife…only to end up almost tumbling over from his own still shaky legs.
"Oh, for Satan's sake, you too Millie!? What, did you two decide it was Vibrator Up the Ass Wednesday or something? Fuck!" Blitzø swore while shaking his head in exasperation. "I mean come the fuck on, you could have at least told me first! I have some great ones that have your names on them!"
To prove his point Blitzø reached under the table and pulled out an obscenely large dildo with Millie literally spray painted onto the side.
"The fuck, sir?!"
"What? I'm just helping a gal out, if the only thing she got to please herself is a quick shot like you, then she needs all the help she can get," the taller imp insulted with an almost smug grin that set Moxxie over the edge in anger.
"That's it! I-!"
"Pew! Pew!" Verosika said with a soft snicker, using both hands this time.
"-aaaaAAAH!?" Moxxie stumbled, his hips bucking on their own as a small dribble of white seeped through the black fabric. Losing focus on where he was walking, the imp didn't notice one of Loona's old vodka bottles in his path until he'd already stepped on it, causing him to fall flat on his face…and sadly on his erection, as well.
A wheezy whine was muffled out from his position on the floor.
"…Okay seriously, what the fuck is going on right now? Are you two fucking with me? You're totally fucking with me, aren't you?" Getting up from his chair, Blitzø ignored his two employees squirming on the floor in favor of checking out various random nooks and crannies. "Alright, where's the camera?"
"Boss… This isn't… a prank-! GASHAFLK!" Millie tried to say, only to be cut off by another powerful orgasm that made her spray all over the floor.
"You're cleaning that shit up Mox!" their boss exclaimed in frustration.
"Bang, right in the cooch~"
'Well, she looks like she's having fun,' Naruto thought with a raised brow, briefly stopping his work on Loona to look at his girlfriend.
She just kept muttering Bang and Pew randomly while pointing at the wall, occasionally giggling in an oddly malevolent manner for some reason. Eventually he just shrugged it off and went back to working on Loona's fur, having made his way down to the Hellhound's legs.
'I wonder what she's imagining…'
1~ Vaggie called Alastor a "deer fucker"
Let me just apologize for how long it takes me to update anything lately… I'm slower than I used to be, and it's taking me some time to improve my rate of typing.
I can't, and won't, promise anything because I've already broken quite a few promises to you all before. All I can do is ask for your continued patience and I hope you enjoy my stories when I (eventually) update them.
Next time, we go over the rest of the "Spring Broken" episode, as well as Naruto going over to meet the Hazbin Hotel cast for the first time. I'm also going to be revealing something quite surprising to y'all next chapter concerning our boi's lineage.
In the words of the Radio Demon, himself:
~Stay Tuned~
Until next time!
Stay safe, stay healthy, and stay positive!
Dreaming of the Future
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