Treehouse of Horror XXIII It's 2012 and because the Mayans believe the world will end, There is a Mayan opening short. Then the next story is about the large hadron collider and a black hole in The Greatest Story Ever Holed. Then an invisible demon haunts the Simpsons in Unnormal activity and then Bart travels through time to stop his mom marrying Homer.
Meanwhile Alvin creates a trilogy featuring a haunted mask in The Haunted Mask (and socks). In The Art of Death Lisa finds a magic paintbrush that brings anything she draws to life. Then The Little Shop of Horrors is about a shop that sells cursed goods and maybe owned by the devil.
There is also every Treehouse episode from now on an extra story based on an event in Simpsons Tapped Out!
Plot
Mayan opening short.
It is the height of the ancient Mayan empire. In one of their cities uh Chichen Itza.
There are red parrots everywhere, and Quetzals, a type of red and green bird.
Crazy Cat Lady is now Crazy Lizard Lady. She jabbers while carrying iguanas. She tosses them at everyone because she's insane...
"Stop that! You crazy woman!" Mayan Selma yells while stroking Jub Jub.
Jub Jub murmurs and chirps.
"I am the lizard queen..." said Mayan Lisa in a crazed mood with glazed over pupils.
Mayan Marge grumbled. "It is the flying man ritual to please the sun god! Where are your brothers?!"
There is a store called Quetzal's Pretzels. Mayans are buying pretzels.
There was another selling quiches...
Mayan Oscar laughed. The joke is that there is a language in Guatemala called Quiche...
Marge was still wondering where Bart and Hugo were.
In a Mayan football stadium. Yes they invented a primitive form of football...
Mayan Bart was playing a ball game with Mayan Nelson.
The ball was Shelby's head, because Mayans used to use the heads of their enemies.
"You're still a garbage man..." Shelby's head grunted as it was kicked about.
"Yeah whatever..." said Mayan Bart.
"And now for some more history lessons." said Mayan Martin. "According to our culture, we believe the ball game goals are portals to Xibalba. The Mayan underworld."
There were scary looking portals decorated with carvings of skulls and creatures such as snakes and bIrds. Inside each portal a fiery realm of screaming and suffering could be seen.
"Cooooool!" said Mayan Oscar.
Mayan Bart winced, seeing the underworld inside the ball goals.
"Come on! Pass the head!" said Mayan Nelson tapping his foot.
In the stone benches overlooking the stadium, Hugo was creating gold. Mayans created a lot of things from gold.
Bart sighed as he saw his twin forging and smelting gold.
Suddenly Mom arrived, with a stern look on her face.
Bart sighed.
"Come on! Bart! Hugo! You're both late for the flying man ceremony!" Mayan Marge ranted.
"But-" Bart protested.
"Do you want Kinich Ahua the sun god to be mad?" Marge nagged her son.
...
The flying man ceremony, there was a noisy colourful festival with men swinging from a pole while wearing colourful feathers.
While the Mayans cheered and celebrated they were being watched by the spanish conquistadors.
"What a disgusting, heathen display!" said Ned Flanders as Hernán Cortes.
"Yes sir." said a conquistador.
In Chichen Itza, A crowd gathered near the pyramid.
Mayan Quimby was reading the calendar.
"Why am I depicted as a heathen Native?!" Mayan Lovejoy frowned.
Oscar sighed and snapped his fingers. Lovejoy vanished. To be reborn as a conquistador.
Quimby studied the stone calendar, he gasped.
"What is it?" A priest of the sun god asked, wearing skulls round his neck.
"It says the world will end on the thirteenth Baktun." said Quimby.
"How far away is that?" the priest asked.
"Translating from our pictures into what people after us will use to measure years... The thirteenth baktun ends in 2012...l said Mayan Frink.
Everyone gasped.
"Ay yi yi yi!" said Bumblebee man.
"What must we do?" Quimby asked the priest.
The priest studied everyone. Homer was stuffing his face with food. "A sacrifice to the gods would appease them into averting the apocalypse. I have an idea who we should sacrifice..."
A mud hut, where the Simpsons live.
Marge was worried. Her husband was the laziest member of the tribe. He just ate and slept. Lazy, plump tribe members made great sacrifices...
Homer was eating his fifth bowl of bean and squash chilli.
"Will you stop eating so much! You're making yourself very desirable to the priests as a human sacrifice!" Marge nagged.
Homer scoffed. "Someone else will get sent to Xibalba first, possibly the losers of the next ball game."
"Don't discuss sports! Our sons care more about sports then attending ceremonies for our gods!" Marge nagged.
"Can you two not argue... Or I shall invoke the bee god..." said Oscar.
Bart winced at him.
"Oz stop going on about the bee god..."
"Oscar eat your chilli..." said Marge.
Not another word was said as the Simpsons had dinner.
...
The Temple grounds. Conquistadors were looking for treasure so they intruded upon a sacred temple.
"By our lord..." one gasped and did a cross gesture. There was a beautiful golden idol.
Unfortunately Indiana Jones films don't exist yet to warn people of temple traps...
As soon as the hapless explorer crossed the decorated tiles of the room, He pressed a hidden switch among the floor tiles.
Darts shot out of the faces carved into the walls. The man was punctured by the poisonous barbs and dropped dead upon the tiles.
The next day. Guards checked the temple.
"Looks like another greedy treasure hunter..." said Mayan Eddie.
"Those fools, do they not think we wouldn't guard our artefacts?" Lou sighed.
"Dump the sap outside the city gates. A jaguar can have him..." said Mayan Wiggum.
The guards dragged the corpse off somewhere.
The ball game stadium.
"Oz for the last time! Bumblebee Man is not Ah-Muzen-Cab... The god of bees..." said Bart.
"He looks very convincing as the bee god..." said Oscar.
Bart sighed exasperated.
Oscar sighed and returned to carving statues for the newest pyramid. Bart gawked freaked out by his idea of a statue dedicated to the gods.
"The eggs represent eggs..." said Oscar.
"Okay..." said Bart.
"X's?" Mayan Milhouse asked.
"No, eggs. Although we do use the letter X a lot in words... That'll confuse strangers from other lands... Hehehehe!" said Oscar.
Bart sighed.
Quimby was reading the calendar again. "The thirteenth baktun..."
"Do not despair chief... We're fattening up a guy to sacrifice." said Mayan Otto.
Homer was being fattened up with food.
"More cricket fajitas!" Homer demanded more food.
Mayan Otto shrugged.
Bart and Oscar were at the fajitas kiosk.
"The cricket fajitas need some more bounce... Oh I know! Add Jumping beans!" said Oscar.
"Oz, jumping beans are not edible..." Bart sighed.
"Bart we eat monkeys... Pretty sure jumping beans are edible..." said Oscar.
...
Ralph was then telling weird stories...
"A giant Swedish meatball, with a blood curdling scream..." He took a deep breath. "Grabbed Milhouse with his chili coated claws... and..." Ralph made eating sounds.
"Right..." said Bart.
"Okay..." said Martin.
"We don't even know who the Swedish are..." said Lisa.
"If they come here, their heads are being put on spears..." said Oscar menacingly.
"Is sitting naked in the prisoner cage cool?" Ralph was um naked.
"No it flippin' isn't! Ralph get out of there! and put your loincloth back on!" Bart yelled.
Ralph got out of the cage and put his clothes back on.
"And bathe once in a while, skunk pits..." said Oscar grimacing.
Ralph started barking like a prairie dog.
"Ralph..." Bart groaned.
A prairie dog stared dramatically.
Ralph was still barking. Bart seethed.
"Ralph enough now... All attention on me as I do a sexual dance while wearing just my diaper. To annoy that jerk Cousin Hank basically." said Oscar. He dancing about in his diaper.
Cousin Hank seethed with rage.
Bart frowned.
"My cat's breath smells like cat food..." said Ralph.
Oscar was still dancing to sexy music while wearing just a diaper. Hank tried to toss a spear at him but missed.
Oscar made a face at him.
Elsewhere Homer was still eating cricket fajitas.
Marge sighed. "They're gonna chop off your head."
"Eating, don't bother me..." said Homer.
Marge sighed.
"Gathering up guinea pigs fir dinner..." said Oscar.
"Watch out for jaguars!" said Mayan Marge.
Outside the city gates, in the jungle. Oscar was searching for signs of guinea pigs. Ie dung.
A Marsupilami was watching him.
"There's not gonna be Marsupilami in the story!" Bart yelled.
"Yes there is..." said Oscar.
Bart seethed.
...
Oscar was still looking for guinea pigs, maybe even an armadillo.
The Marsupilami dangled upside down via his tail. He hollered.
Oscar brandished his spear.
The Marsupilami retreated.
Oscar sighed and continued hunting for guinea pigs.
Elsewhere in Macchu Pichu.
The primitive city was over run with Pichus.
Pichus chirping and saying parts of their name.
"Oz no!" Bart groaned.
There were still Pichus despite his protests.
And all the mothers were still wiping their kids noses and dressing them. Ie leaving them totally unprepared for fighting off intruders.
A mother was wiping his son's nose with a tissue.
Even worse, the guards were too busy acting like the three stooges...
"You knuckle head!" said Moe. He clobbered Curly.
"Whoop! Whoop!" said Curly.
The towns folk glanced over at the city guards concerned,
Back at Chichen Itza, Marge finally got through to Homer.
"I'll be so lonely when they sacrifice you to the gods." Marge sighed.
Homer spat out his food. "What?! Nobody told me there was to be a sacrififice!"
"I told you several times that the city wants to kill you!" Marge nagged.
Homer wept.
"Quit blubbering! I have a plan!" said Marge.
She woos Moe, a high priest.
"Tell me, High Priest, are you interested in women?" Marge asked him.
"What priest isn't?" asked Moe.
"Before we make love, would you mind putting a sack over your head?" said Marge.
"Uh sure..." said Moe. Marge puts a sack on his head.
"Now into the room of pleasure..." said Marge.
"Feels more like the dark house in Xibalba..." said Moe.
He got executed as a sacrifice...
...
Later.
"Ho boy... We got tricked and sacrificed the wrong guy..." said Wiggum.
"Oh I doubt the gods care who we sacrifice to them..." said Quimby.
"Besides we will all be long gone by 2012 AD, as our spears are no match for spanish guns and European illnesses..." said Frink.
Many thousand years later... In 2012 AD.
Homer is going out on Halloween. The house has pumpkins etc.
"Marge what baktun is it?" Homer asked.
"The thirteenth." said Marge.
Homer looked up. There were three giant angry stone gods.
"Hey guys! Neat coatumes!" said Homer.
The gods stomp on him. Homer screams.
The gods then smash up monuments, cause fissures and earthquakes and so on.
They even make Lincoln and Washington kiss...
Eventually the Earth is destroyed. The titles Treehouse of Horror XXIII appear.
Plot 2
The Greatest Story Ever Holed. The story is about the Large Hadron Collider and a black hole...
A black hole sucks up the letters. The Y grows hands and grabs the edge of the screen. It gives up and shrugs before being sucked up into oblivion.
...
At The Simpsons house. They are going out on an outing.
"Where are we going again?" Homer asked.
"To see the Large Hadron Collider being activated..." said Lisa.
Homer groaned. "Bart did you trade your turn with Lisa over pudding again?!"
"No sir..." said Bart.
"Grrrrr! Don't lie!" Homer snarled.
"Dad I didn't chose this outing..." said Lisa.
"But it's science..." said Homer.
"Well if you didn't chose this trip, who did?" Oscar asked.
"I did." said Hugo.
"Why?!" Bart asked.
"Because I love Physics." said Hugo.
"I want to be great at everything. Although my forte is in solving world hunger." said Lisa.
Bart made chatter box gestures with his hand.
"Well my forte is holding the world to ransom with doomsday devices! Mwuhahahaha!" Hugo laughed.
Lisa rolled her eyes.
"No world domination till you're 18..." said Homer.
Marge frowned at Homer.
"What?" said Homer.
"Also We're going to see the Large Hadron Collider because everyone is panicking like headless Gallus Gallus Domesticus..." said Hugo.
Homer and Bart were confused.
"He meant domesticated chickens. Ie like headless chickens..." said Lisa.
"Oh..." said Homer and Bart.
"And the only person in town keeping a cool head about all this is Professor Stephen Hawkins..." said Hugo.
"The wheelchair guy..." said Oscar,
"Oh yeah, that jerk punched me..." said Homer.
...
At the event. There were seats. Everyone in town turned up and sat in steel chairs.
"Welcome to the grand opening of our whatchamacallit, which, thanks to the lobbying of Hugo Simpson, we built instead of a new baseball stadium." said Frink.
Everyone was baffled.
"Bart's evil twin... Who we later found out was the good twin all along..." said Frink.
"Oooooooh..." said everyone.
"I could have sworn Lisa was the kill joy behind this..." said Lenny.
"I'm not a killjoy! and I don't care for physics... My mysterious brother Hugo is the expert in that area." Lisa frowned.
Hugo nodded.
"And besides I would have lobbied for a vegetable garden to be grown here. And all the vegetables shipped over to Africa to feed the starving people." said Lisa.
"D'awwwwww!" said everyone.
"Still want my baseball stadium..." said Lenny.
"At least the pennant works both ways." said Carl.
"Like a bisexual..." said Ted Turner.
"Yes Mr Turner..." Hugo sighed.
"I'm rather worried about all this..." said Mrs Long. The mother with the creepy looking baby.
"I concur." said Marge.
"Mrs Long is looooooong..." said Oscar being silly.
Lisa winced at him.
"Now people, This man assures us nothing will go wrong..." said Frink.
"Nothing will go wrong... the Large Hadron Collider is perfectly safe..." said Professor Stephen Hawking.
"I don't know how you can say that..." said a Half Life scientist.
"Professor Hawking is a trained professional..." said another Half Life scientist.
"Professor Frink will now throw a switch, which will either answer certain obscure questions of subatomic physics or destroy the universe." said Mayor Quimby.
"Please destroy the universe..." Oscar really wants the universe to be destroyed...
Bart winced at him.
...
People are watching the device work.
"Oh, my God particle!" Frink gasped.
"What is it, Professor?" Lisa asked.
"You can tell your grandchildren you were here when humanity finally learned that this accelerator is much too small to tell us anything important." said Frink.
Everyone groaned annoyed.
"So we haven't found Higg's Bosoms?" Oscar asked.
Homer screamed with laughter.
"Higg's Boson... and no..." said Frink.
Everyone stormed off.
Thanks a lot, Hugo!" Carl yelled.
"We could have spent that money on a war!" Homer yelled.
"I still blame Lisa..." said Lenny.
"Shut up... She had nothing to do with this..." said Carl.
Hugo sighed.
"Hmmmm... Let's go home..." said Marge.
"What a gyp..." Bart sighed.
Lisa gave Hugo a sympathetic look. "Some of those angry towns folk are still blaming me Hugh..."
"Because it is canon!" said Comic Book Guy.
"It is nonsense! Let Hugey have a storyline!" said Oscar.
Bart sighed.
After they left, inside the Collider, a particle zipped about. Another is heading towards it in the other direction.
"You're going the wrong way! Dummy!" said the first. They collide.
A black hole is created. It sucks away at the walls of the Collider and eats the torn pieces. It escapes...
The black hole sucks up the chairs.
Then it tried to slurp up Willie's mop.
"Aah! No one takes Willie's mop!" said Willie.
It tries to eat Willie instead.
"Take the mop! Take the mop!" Willie screamed. It swllowed up the mop.
...
Hugo is sobbing. D'awwwww! Hugey...
However his tears are pulled away as droplets by a huge gravitational force.
"Huh?" He ponders.
He sees the tiny black hole pulling in things.
"Sweet Fermat's Last Theorem!" He yelled.
Lisa gasped. "A mini black hole!"
"D'awwwwww! It's cute!" Oscar cooed.
Hugo gawked at him. "You think a deadly black hole that devours everything is cute..."
"Yep!" said Oscar.
Hugo winced at him.
"Wheeeeee!" Ralph is caught in the pull of the blackhole as he somersaults about. "Hi Lisa!"
He is then sucked up by the singularity. Never to be seen ever again!
Lisa gasped.
Hugo scratched his hair confused.
"Oh, no! I got to take it away before more clueless kids fall into it." said Lisa.
Hugo shrugged. He didn't care.
"Hugo don't be so Irresponsible!" Lisa yelled.
"I'm the mad genius of the family. I don't do responsibility..." said Hugo.
Lisa seethed.
"Geronimo!" Nelson was doing a stunt on his bike as he flew over the hole. Suddenly he was pulled into the hole by gravity and eaten.
Lisa gasped.
Hugo whistled nonchalantly and left the hole be.
Lisa muttered and used some string which the hole grabbed to pull it along.
"Hey that's my black hole! I discovered it!" Hugo took the string and dragged the hole after him.
The hole ate Cletus's house.
Cletus groaned.
Oscar laughed. "Haw Haw!"
Lisa frowned.
"What? Nelson is dead now..." said Oscar.
Oil erupts from the ground.
"I is rich!" Cletus cheered.
The black hole slurped up all the oil.
"I is poor and shack-less." Cletus sighed.
"Haw Haw!" Oscar laughed.
...
At home, the basement.
Lisa sets up a playpen around the black hole. It sucks up debris.
Cans are drawn into the hole, they clatter about. Lisa nervous hushes them.
"Lisa, do you have a stray dog down there?" Homer yelled.
"Um, it's a lot worse than a stray dog." said Lisa.
"Two stray dogs?!" Homer gasped.
"No..." said Lisa.
"It's Hank, he's throwing a Karen tantrum again..." said Oscar.
"Hank shut up and let Oscar write porn!" Homer yelled.
Hank snarled.
"It's a black hole!" Lisa explained.
"My black hole..." said Hugo.
"Oh that was gonna be my next guess..." said Homer.
"Are you sure it wasn't gonna be three stray dogs?" Lisa sighed.
"Maybe..." said Homer.
Later everyone else came down. They gasped when they saw the black hole.
"A black hole?!" Marge gasped. Then because it is the dawn of the age of the snowflakes she apologised. "I'm sorry, can we call it that?"
"That is the correct term for it..." said Lisa.
"You can call anything what you like. Anyone complaining can shut the hell up." said Oscar.
"Okay, pervert..." Cousin Hank seethed.
Oscar socked him with a haymaker.
Marge grumbled..
"He provoked me." said Oscar.
"So it is a black hole..." said Bart.
"My black hole..." said Hugo.
"You were being irresponsible and left it outside to eat people..." said Lisa.
Hugo crossed his arms and muttered.
...
"A black hole uh..." said Homer.
"Yes Dad..." said Lisa.
"And most scientists believe that what enters a black hole never comes out." said Hugo ominously.
"Woooooow..." said Homer.
"But some think they may be a gateway to other universes." said Hugo.
"Coooooool!" Oscar cooed.
"Like a universe of laser-eyed mutant alligator men..." Bart chuckled.
Hugo looks at him with a sharp glance.
"Or giant apes..." said Oscar.
Hugo face palmed.
"Hey! Could it open a pretzel bag for me?" Dad asked.
"I uh wouldn't do that..." said Hugo.
"Come on B.H. Be a brother..." said Homer wanting the black hole to pen his pretzels for him. the hole sucked up the bag. Homer screamed.
And We end on a continuity as we head to the next story...
Plot 3
Un-normal activity. Where the Simpsons reference Paranormal Activity. There's also Para-Norman Activity references...
"Ugh..." Bart groaned.
...
The Simpsons house. It is late at night.
"I just brought us a new set of security cameras because some weird crap keeps happening in the night and there's a whole lotta noise..." Homer narrates.
"Plus this boy is haunting us..." said Bart.
"Hi!" said Norman from Para-Norman Activity.
Homer screamed.
"I bet it's raccoons..." said Hugo.
"Those raccoons are so fucking dead!" Oscar swore.
"Oz language!" Everyone yelled.
"I'll swear over narration if I want!" said Oscar.
"Homie I don't think you're taking our supernatural problem seriously..." Marge sighed.
"Sure I am..." Homer is wearing bed sheets all over himself while pretending to be a sheet ghost.
Oscar laughed.
Lisa sighed.
"Anyway, to catch the ghost, our entire lives will be on film..." said Homer.
"Right..." said Bart.
They record themselves eating dinner...
Bart flicks peas at Lisa.
"Ow! Dad! Bart flicked peas at me!" Lisa tattled on him.
"Did not..." said Bart.
"We will consult the tape tomorrow, to see who flicked peas..." said Homer.
Bart gulped.
"Snitches get stitches..." Oscar glared at Lisa.
Lisa rolled her eyes.
They recorder themselves watching TV...
Marge knitting Oscar a sweater.
"Dad do we need all this footage..." Lisa sighed.
"Hi!" said Norman.
Homer screamed.
...
The next day.
Day 2.
"We bought this camera because strange things have been going on at our house in the dead of night." said Homer.
"Hi!" said Norman.
"And if anyone finds this footage after we're all missing or dead, remember me as a hero." said Homer.
"Dad, you forgot to pick me up after Little League." Bart ranted as he came home wearing his baseball team outfit.
"Still a hero!" said Homer.
"You tossed your car keys in my bean plant." Lisa yelled holding a dying bean plant.
"A hero!" said Homer.
"It died!" Lisa yelled.
"Still a hero!" said Homer.
"Homer, is that my camera?" Ned asked.
"Hero, away!" said Homer.
Hugo growled and muttered in a beastly manner.
"You didn't feed him again! Asshole!" Oscar yelled.
"Oz language..." Bart frowned.
"Still a hero!" said Homer.
"Homer! I told you to change Maggie!" Marge nagged.
"Hero away!" Homer fled.
"Oh no you don't!" Marge yelled.
Homer screamed.
"So we are haunted by a spirit or demon... I blame Obama..." said Homer.
"Dad stop being a Republican numbskull! Mitt Romney would have been worse!" Lisa ranted.
There is a huge bang!
"THE HORDES OF HELL ARE STALKING THE EARTH!" Homer screamed.
"Coooool!" said Oscar as everyone trembled frightened.
...
Night 2.
Homer and Marge are in bed.
"Want to snuggle?" Homer asked. They smooch and eh begin to disrobe...
"Not with the camera on." said Marge pulling away.
"Uh, I turned it off." Homer lied.
"Looks like the red light's on." said Marge.
"I swear I am not filming!" said Homer.
Marge frowned.
"Don't worry honey, the cameras are just for ghost hunting purposes..." said Homer.
Marge sighed.
"Note to self, wipe any lies recorded on film..." said Homer.
Marge glared at him.
We fast forward to a few hours later.
Everyone is fast asleep.
The master bedroom. A door creaks open... Ooooooh!
The invisible thing shuts the the door. Homer and Marge are in a deep sleep.
The thing opens the wardrobe and tosses their clothes about. Jerk...
It then gets out a golf club. It smacks Homer on the head with it.
"Ow! Ow! Ow!" said Homer.
The thing sighs and loudly stomps out the room.
Loud thuds are heard...
The dog whimpers.
"Stupid dog..." Homer muttered in his sleep.
A window smashing wakes everyone up with a start.
"Leaping lizards!" Marge gasped.
"I'm on it!" Homer gets up and grabs a baseball bat and camera.
"Wait! Don't kill the monster without me!" said Bart brandishing a machine gun!
The monster crashes about.
Marge screams.
"I'm right behind you, honey! We have stairs?" Homer trips. He falls down the stairs. "Ow! Ow! Ow!"
Bart laughed.
"Not funny!" Homer yelled.
...
Downstairs. All hell has broken loose!
The living room is on fire, the couch has been torn in half.
"What the?!" Homer gasped.
"Whoa momma..." Bart winced.
There are huge claw marks scratched onto the walls and written in blood on the wall it says "Get Out!"
"Cooooool!" Oscar finds the frightening hauntings cool...
Hugo winced.
"Why is this happening to us?!" Lisa stammered frightened.
"I don't know, I don't know! I'm sure I don't know!" Marge panics.
Lisa shook like a leaf.
"Oh, sweetie. Sometimes a mysterious, invisible being from Hell waits for a family to go to sleep then kills them. Now, go to bed." said Homer.
"But..." said Lisa.
"School night..." said Homer.
Lisa frowned and went up to bed.
"This is definitely not raccoons..." said Hugo alarmed.
"You think?!" Bart yelled.
The next day.
"Now, you're sure I bought enough cameras and extended warranties to catch that ghost?" Homer asked Raphael.
"Sir, whatever happens in this house, these cameras will pick it up." said Raphael.
"Ooh, I can't wait for tonight's massacre." said Homer.
The kids look at him frightened.
"Uh... Nothing to worry about kids!" said Homer. "We're all gonna die horribly right?" Homer asked.
"Probably..." said Raphael.
"Wooooooo!" Norman was not trying very hard to scare them.
Homer screamed.
That night.
Marge gets up in a trance, possessed by something.
"Hrrrrrrrrmmmmm..." she mutters in a creepy manner.
Homer eventually wakes up. He is not bothered by his wife staring at him.
"Oh hi Sweetie! Oooooh... like what you see?" He purred aroused.
"Hrrrrrrrrrmmmmmm..." said Marge.
Hours later.
Maggie's blocks spell out "Get out!"
...
The next day. They call round a psychic.
"Hi there. Am I going to show the least bit of concern that you're constantly filming me?" The psychic asked.
"Nope." said Homer.
The psychic sighed, Also he's a dude. Yes dudes can be psychics...
"Awesome. Now the first thing to remember is that a lot of supposedly paranormal phenomena can be explained by mundane causes. An ominous creak in the night can simply be the house settling down, for example." said the psychic.
"All you're doing is stopping us from jumping to ridiculous conclusions. Are you sure you're a real psychic?" Marge yelled.
The psychic sighed.
"I sense an evil force..." Lisa shivered.
"Evil?!" Marge gasped.
"Lisa stip scaring your mother!" Homer yelled.
"Evil?! Evil! EVIIIIIIIIL!" Ernst Borgnine yelled and fled.
Bart winced.
"And stop scaring Mermaid Man..." said Homer.
"If we may discuss this rationally..." The psychic groaned.
"It's a ghost..." said Bart.
"No it's the Boogeyman!" said Oscar.
Bart screamed.
"It's not the Boogeyman!" Marge yelled.
"Actually I believe the force is a demon..." said the psychic.
Everyone gasped.
"Right... A demon..." said Homer sceptical.
The demon roared.
Everyone stammered.
Wiggum then arrived. There was a fire.
"Yeah, that's hellfire, all right." said Wiggum.
The Simpsons are scared.
"Someone in this family has made a deal with the devil, and now the devil wants his due." said Wiggum.
Marge chuckled nervously.
"Now, remember, this creature feeds on your fear..."
A cuckoo clock tweets and makes cartoon cuckoo sounds.
"What the hell is that?!" Chief Wiggum flees.
He arrives back in the room from the hall. Something ate all of his flesh and tore his uniform...
"Actually it feeds on more than just fear..." His skeleton collapsed into a pile of bones.
The Simpsons whimper frightened.
Plot 4
Bart and Homer's Excellent Adventure. Where Bart travels back in time to the events of The Way We Was and screws things up...
Also introduces Pope or Archbishop Homer. Crush them! In da name ah Jebus...
Bart sighed.
...
Android's dungeon Comic Book Store.
Bart is annoyed to be over charged by an expensive comic.
"You know, it's really not fair. You're charging 200 bucks for a comic that says 25 cents on the cover."
"The only way to buy that comic book for 25 cents is to go back to 1974." said Comic Book Guy.
"That's impossible!" said Bart.
He ponders. "Mmm? Or is it..."
"It's impossible to time travel according to the laws of physics..." said Hugo.
"Yeah but it's a halloween episode so crazy stuff has to happen..." said Oscar.
"Life with you is crazy enough already..." said Hugo.
"MALKOFOFET!" Oscar screeched with indignation.
Hugo face palmed.
Bart realised they have two comic book stores in town.
"Actually... I'll try and buy this comic at Coolsville instead, wide load..." said Bart putting the comic back.
"No wait! Fine... You can have it for the original 1974 price of twenty five cents. Just take my earnings you little blood sucker!" said Comic Book Guy.
Bart laughed maniacally and paid for the comic only twenty five cents and left.
Oscar shrugged and left with Hugo.
"Curse that Coolsville! Oh..." If only I had a time machine..." Comic Book Guy sighed.
At Coolsville. Everyone else was at Milo's store because they prefer him to Jeff.
Tom Jones songs were being sung in Korean.
Bart winced hearing Tom Jones songs in Korean.
"Hows it Hangin' B?" Milo greeted him.
"Got any Dolpha flavoured sweets? Dolpha! Dolpha!" Oscar squealed.
"Actually we're supposed to be hopping back to an old episode where my parents met at high school." said Bart dragging Oscar out.
"Oooooh... a flash back episode... Boriiiing..." said Oscar.
They head to Frink's...
...
Frink is working on a time travelling car.
"Glavin except it is designed based on the look of a beautiful sports car, so it is sleek and functional..." said Frink.
"Okay..." said Bart.
Oscar saw Frink's green tentacle mutant. It waved at him. Oscar moaned aroused.
"Oz enough!" Bart yelled.
"Take me now! Sexy hentai tentacle monster!" Oscar yelled.
Cousin Hank seethed.