It's The End of the World Self explanatory, the Simpsons have to deal with the end of the world. Dennis Quaid and the film 2012 ripping off The Day After Tomorrow. Oh and Baby Oscar wearing diapers and annoying Cousin Hank.
Plot
The title gag features the Mayan Gods.
The Billboard is a picture of Ned. "The Apocalypse! And how to prepare for it. See me, Ned Flanders."
The Chalkboard gag is. "The Mayans were right, It is the End..."
The Couch gag is the Mayan Simpsons.
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The Opening is the Mayan stone calendar getting closer as the clock tower from Majora's Mask chimes.
We then cut to the Nuclear Power Plant.
Homer is teaching a new employee how things work.
"You see how it's done?" Homer asked the new guy.
"Yeah, I think I got the hang of it." said the new guy.
"You better. The boss will chew my head off if these cores get messed up." said Homer.
"Cooooool... man-eating boss..." said Oscar.
Homer winced.
"I was being metaphorical..."
"And I chose to assume you were being literal..." said Oscar.
Homer sighed.
"Don't worry. We're at 26 feet." said the new guy.
Homer was monitoring things for once.
"Ahoy hoy!" Mr Burns pops in.
Homer screamed.
"You let Jason operate the drill?" Mr Burns yelled.
Homer whimpered.
"Yeah, he can handle it." said Lenny.
Oscar suddenly started singing Bootylicious. By Destiny's Child.
"Jason, can you handle this? I don't think they can handle this!"
"Get out of my power plant!" Mr Burns yelled at Oscar.
Oscar frowned and left.
"Sir, Jason is doing a sterling job!" (That means he is doing great so far.) said Homer stammering.
Alarms go off and red sirens flash.
"I didn't do anything." said Jason feigning innocence.
Homer face palmed.
"Simpson! You're fired!" Mr Burns yelled.
Homer groaned.
"As for you Jason." He said to the new guy. The new guy quivered like a leaf. "Return to your station... I'll determine when you are ready for more complex assignments."
Jason headed back to his station.
...
In town there was a tornado. It was the tornado or to Yanks, "A cyclone", from the movie Twister. It encountered the flood from Perfect Storm.
"Hey I'm destroying the world!" said the tornado.
"No i'm destroying the world!" said the flood.
"Beat it, I'm destroying the world." said the volcano from Dante's Peak.
Arnie Pye was baffled.
"Actually I'm destroying the world." said Godzilla.
Elsewhere John C Reilly cameo'd as... the ghost of Groundskeeper Willie.
John C Reilly groaned as he did a lame zombie groan that sounded like a bad Scooby impression.
Bart face palmed.
"I'm not dead yet! You berk!" Groundskeeper Willie yelled.
"Really? I thought you died last Treehouse of Horror..." said Oscar.
"Ach..." said Willie mopping the floor.
"Head to class children." said Principal Skinner.
"Sir the weather is getting very erratic! I really think this is global warming!" said Lisa.
"Lisa stop scaring everyone!" said Skinner.
"No! Now you listen here you sorry excuse for a Principal! Lisa is right! Global warming is real! And we're all in danger!" Greta Thunberg yelled.
Lisa smiled.
"How many planes did you take to fly here Greta?" Bark smirked.
"How dare you!" Greta yelled.
Lisa frowned at Bart.
They head to their separate classes.
"There's too much sugar in the orange juice, water it down Willie." said Skinner.
"Ach! I cannae water it down anymore!" said Willie.
Skinner sighed.
Homer drove home weeping about his job.
Moe was baffled. "Hmmmm... Homer doesn't leave work this early... Must have been fired again..."
He looked at the natural disasters happening through out town. "That's a lot of cyclones..."
There were five cyclones...
Moe was concerned.
...
The Simpsons house that evening. It was raining heavily so the kids could not go out.
Oscar deciding he could only play indoors stripped down to his diaper and was playing with a toy truck.
Bart winced.
Teddy, Oscar's living teddy bear was sniffing his diaper with his big wet shiny round black nose. Oscar blushed and sweated.
Bart face palmed.
"You're scum of the Earth!" Hank yelled.
"And you're a sad pathetic prick..." Oscar snapped back at Hank.
Lisa was glum.
"Turn that frown upside down sweetie... what is it?" Homer asked.
"It's this weather... I'm sure Greta and my scientific research is right... Global warming has caused erratic weather patterns!" said Lisa.
Homer rolled his eyes.
"And don't say it's make believe! I have scientific research! Your side has sound bytes!" Lisa ranted.
Homer squeezed the bridge of his nose. "Fine... So we just give up all our technology then..."
"The Amish don't have technology..." said Lisa.
"And they are some how-" Homer retorted but...
"FISHCAKE!" Oscar screamed.
Everyone gawked at him.
"Oh did I randomly interrupt again?" Oscar replied.
Teddy sniffed his diaper.
"Anyway... so-"
"MALKOFOFET!" Oscar yelled.
Homer glared at him.
"Crush him! In the name ah Jebus!" said Pope Homer.
"Oscar needs a day club to go to or something..." Hugo sighed.
"Not in this appalling weather!" said Marge. Ig was raining hail stones...
The kids sighed.
"Told ya... global warming..." said Lisa.
"Lis, loads of people have predicted the end of the world... The Mayans... The Millennium bug, Nuclear war..." Bart sighed.
Lisa frowned. "Those scenarios are superstition! This is real!" Lisa ranted.
...
The Springfield Pier and boardwalk.
"Arrrrrrr! so many eager faces today Handsome Pete!" said Sea Captain.
Handsome Pete played his concertina. The green haired clown danced.
Bart winced gawking at the short clown.
Teddy shivered and whimpered in Oscar's arms.
"Ted enough of your ridiculous clown phobia..." Oscar sighed.
"Who are you calling ridiculous?! Well what about your fear of corn cob holders?!" said Teddy.
"That was a bit I was doing. I actually don't mind corn cob holders..." said Oscar.
Teddy scoffed.
Hugo hushed them. Everyone was waiting fir the sight of something.
"Lisa's whale, because in your fanon she lived..." Bart sighed.
They waited for the whale. Some time passes.
Suddenly a crazed man laughs and surfer music plays.
Bart is about to hush the intruder when he recognises them. The man in top hat stroked his thick grey beard.
"Aaaaaaagh! Dr Demento!" Bart yelped.
"In the flesh..." Dr Demento smiled.
"What do you want..." Homer sighed.
"This is between myself and Bart..." said Dr Demento.
Bart stammered.
"How do you wish to fry?" Dr Demento blasted a gout of flame from his flame thrower Bagpipes..
"If you hurt Bart, then it is our business!" Oscar seethed.
Dr Demento smoked a fat cigar.
"Fishcake Battle Armour!" Oscar equipped fishcake armour...
"It's best with wasabi." said the disembodied narrator.
Bart face palmed.
"Okay..." said Homer.
"And then I shall summon Okra Winfrey!" Oscar yelled. Okra Winfrey, A sentient okra crossed with Oprah appeared.
"For the love of Limpet..." Bart groaned.
Hugo winced.
"Uh..." said Hank baffled.
...
At the pier with Dr Demento.
"You've become a thorn in my side Bart!" said Dr Demento sharply.
Bart did a chatterbox gesture.
Suddenly the weather took a turn for the worse again. It rained badly.
"Oh my that's a lot of rain..." said Marge.
And there was a tornado.
"Go home! It's not safe!" said Dennis Quaid.
"Look! It's Brody's son from that crap Jaws sequel!" said Homer.
"Hey!" Dennis Quaid yelled offended.
"Or that medieval fantasy where Sean Connery was a dragon..." said Oscar.
"Go home! It's dangerous!" said Dennis Quaid.
"You heard Brody's son from that godawful sequel!" said Homer.
They all get in there cars and go home.
At home. Eric was watching the Care Bears.
Bart groaned as his blue haired baby brother hid the TV remote in his diaper.
Marge sighed.
Mabel Pines was knitting sweaters.
Bart winced.
"I love sweaters..." Oscar grinned.
"Oh good, you can be a couple..." Bart sighed.
"He's always grumpy..." said Oscar.
Mabel Pines chuckled.
Bart stuck out his tongue.
"Bart don't pull faces! Your face will get stuck like that!" said Marge.
Bart sighed.
It soon started to flood.
"Homer did you put down sandbags?" Marge called as the house flooded.
"D'oh!" Homer groaned.
Marge sighed.
"Is it too much to ask..." Hugo sighed.
"Shut up freak!" Homer snapped.
"No you shut up!" Oscar yelled.
Marge sighed.
Plot 2
The Nursery from The Longest Daycare.
Oscar was dropped off with Maggie and Eric.
"Why..." Maggie asked.
"Because I didn't want to go on the outing..." said Oscar.
Maggie gasped. "You can understand me?"
"Duh! I'm talking baby language right now..." said Oscar..
"Right..." said Eric.
Teddy, Oscar's teddy bear creature sniffed Eric's diaper with his big wet shiny round black nose.
Eric blushed and winced.
"Ho boy..." Maggie sighed.
Teddy continued sniffing Eric.
They then went through the metal detector. Gino Terwilliger was stopped because he had a knife on him. He was embarrassed to be caught.
The babies then all went through a lice check. Oscar was infested with lice as the tiny creatures crawled around in his hair.
They were then all escorted to the play room, after Oscar had his hair washed and shampooed.
"I'm wet!" a boy whined. He had wet his diaper apparently.
Teddy was sniffing Eric's diaper again. Eric blushed and sweated as Teddy sniffed him with his big wet shiny nose.
Oscar ignored Eric's predicament with his weird teddy bear creature and discussed the circus.
"With clowns..."
Teddy screamed. Oscar sighed and frowned at Teddy.
"And dancing bears..."
"You humans are not making me wear a fez and humiliate myself..." Teddy seethed. He continued sniffing Eric's diaper,
"Ay chimichangas..." Eric groaned.
Elsewhere the Rugrats were dealing with weirdness caused by their voice actors. Particularly Chuckie's new voice.
"Let's go on an adventure in the broom closet!" said Tommy.
"Eat my shorts!" Chuckie yelled defiantly.
Tommy sighed and rolled his eyes.
"Oz stop making that joke! Yes I'm Chuckie Finster too now..." Bart groaned.
"If we want to do finger painting we better go to the table now before everyone takes all the paints..." said Maggie.
"I'll be exploring all the times the world ended in Springfield." said Oscar. He teleported off somewhere.
Eric shrugged.
...
Springfield during Dial Z for Zombies. Oscar and Teddy arrived during the zombie apocalypse.
"Braaaaaaaaaaiiiiiins..." A zombie groaned.
"Why couldn't it be graaaaaaaaiiiiinnns..." Oscar sighed.
Teddy shrugged.
"Well better defend myself against the undead." said Oscar. He got out a shotgun.
Teddy winced.
"What?" Oscar asked.
"That vegetable based cell phone game was less violent..." said Teddy.
Oscar face palmed. "Ted that game is not real! It's make believe!"
Teddy shrugged.
Oscar blasted the heads off of approaching zombies.
A zombie groaned before being decapitated.
"I should join S.T.A.R.S." said Oscar.
Teddy shook his head.
"Aim for the head not their knees, Ted..." Oscar sighed.
Teddy frowned as his small size made it difficult to aim at tall things.
They eventually reached a bakery. The Zombies had broken in and presumably killed the owner, if they were in at the time.
It had been ransacked... well except for a hot pie on a table. Teddy saw the pie.
"Ted no..." Oscar groaned.
"I LIKE PIE!" Teddy ran in there to get the pie.
Oscar face palmed.
"Braaaaaaaaiiiiins..." a zombie groaned.
A fast zombie growled. This translated as "Hurry up!"
"Classic Zombies always Slooooooooow..." said a slow zombie.
"I think that's just the way with George Romero zombie flicks vs 28 days later and other recent zombie horror..." Oscar commented.
Teddy shrugged.
There were horror movie writers arguing over the types of zombie.
"If they run they're not true zombies..." said George Romero.
John Smith and John Smith the zombies were arguing over a grave to go back to.
"John Smith 1882?" said one.
"My mistake..." said the other.
Oscar shrugged.
Edgar Naubeaur rose from the grave.
"Hey Edgar! Did you know Sideshow Bob used the names of the dead to create fake voters. He even used your name!" said Oscar.
Edgar moaned and headed off somewhere.
"He seems mad..." said Teddy.
Oscar shrugged.
...
Springfield after Homer went to college and cheated to end the story and get back to the status quo...
The town was a smouldering crater.
"What the hell?!" Oscar yelled.
His Geiger counter ticked rapidly.
"Uh Oz... That means dangerously high radiation..." said Teddy.
"Wait I wanna grow another head..." said Oscar.
Teddy face palmed.
They walked the nuclear wasteland.
"This is just like Fallout..." said Oscar.
"Well without the giant mutant scorpions..." said Teddy.
There was a giant mutant scorpion. It growled.
Teddy screamed. Oscar and Teddy fled.
They came across ape people.
"Damn dirty apes!" Oscar yelled.
Teddy sighed. "I'm not one to call you out about that considering I was being zany about that in Destroy All Humans..."
"Oh yeah... That was funny..." said Oscar chuckling.
The ape people gawked at them.
Mr Burns in a robot body walked about carrying Bobo.
"Oh Bobo..." said Mr Burns with a robot body.
Oscar did a "He's crazy!" gesture to Teddy.
Then Apu as a mutant ghoul arrived.
"Ahhhh! Mutant people!" Oscar yelped.
"Yes. All thanks to that buffoon Homer Simpson!" said Apu. "Now let me eat your skin!"
"Hell no!" Oscar yelled. He fled the mutant ghoul.
"Oh I really wish they wouldn't run..." Apu sighed.
Oscar and Teddy fled until they came across Charlton Heston.
"Charlton Heston?!" Oscar yelled confused.
"Soylent Green is people!" Charlton yelled.
Oscar winced irked.
...
Mayan times, Chichen Itza.
"Bart let me have the last cricket fajita..." said Mayan Oscar.
"Hell no!" said Mayan Bart.
"Let me have it! Or I shall unleash the god of bees!" Oscar yelled.
Bart winced at him.
"Aaaaagh! Not the bees!" Nicholas Cage yelled.
Oscar winced.
Nemo, Satan's youngest son arrived.
"Nemo?! What are you doing here?!" Mayan Oscar asked.
"Little Nicky reference. Popeyes Chicken rules!" said Nemo.
Oscar rolled his eyes.
"Look just make with the bees..."
Nemo sighed and invoked a swarm of bees on Bart.
Bart screamed as the bees were stinging him.
Moe's chocolate tavern.
Homer, Lenny and Carl had hot chocolate.
"You know the Aztecs drink their chocolate cold." said Lenny.
"Eeeeugh..." said Homer repulsed.
"Yeah but they also drink the blood of their enemies..." said Carl.
A quetzal arrived with a message.
"Is there a Maya here? Maya Butt reeks? Maya butt reeks? Hey everybody! My ah butt reeks!" said Moe.
Everyone laughed.
Moe seethed. He wrote a note back and gave it to the quetzal to deliver.
Bart covered in bee stings soon received the massage. He laughed.
Now to check out the stone calendar." said Oscar.
"It says the same thing. That it will run out in 2012 AD..." said Bart.
"Oh good. No Trump then." said Oscar.
Mayan Bart was baffled.
"Don't worry about it. Who ever that is won't be president if the baktun is right..." said Oscar.
The Nursery from The Longest Daycare. Oscar arrived.
Maggie gawked at him.
"I'm taking a break to watch Bonkers D Bobcat." said Oscar.
"Okay..l Most kids are watching CGI cartoons now..." said Eric.
...
Oscar went travelling across time again.
"Where are we now?" Teddy asked as they found themselves in the Simpsons house.
"Oh no! the fog is getting in!" said Marge.
"Stupid single glazing!" Homer yelled.
The green fog ripped everyone out if their skin. They were literally inside out.
"Eeeeeew..." said Oscar disgusted. He teleported away.
He arrived when there were giant laser-eyed praying mantises attacking.
(Mantises roaring.)
"Uh... no..." said Oscar. He fled that time.
Oscar and Teddy arrived during tge time where Brian Griffin stopped 9/11 which caused Bush to lose the election and in a tantrum caused a nuclear Civil War.
"Ribberty!" said Frogmire.
"Once again I wanna see crocodile Quagmire..." said Oscar.
Crocomire growled.
Teddy winced.
They travel to another timeline. Mooch Bart is inhaling from a bong. It has broccoli in it.
"I'm getting high on broccoli!" said Mooch Bart.
"Stop stealing my jokes to use in your sick fetish fanfics!" Cousin Hank yelled.
Oscar dropped an anvil on Hank.
Back at the nursery.
"Can we have an adventure in the sandbox without Chuckie-" Tommy sighed.
"Ay carumba!" Chuckie yelled.
Bart face palmed.
Oscar laughed.
"Eat my shorts Tommy!" said Chuckie.
Ron Stoppable was there with Rufus.
Bart seethed.
Plot 3
The opening featuring the Mayan Calendar and the clock chimes from Majora's mask happens again.
We pan cross Springfield. "The world will end in 2012." Cartman's voice is heard on the wind.
The Simpsons house. Bart is playing Bart Simpson and the Beanstalk on a Gameboy.
"Meta..." said Oscar.
Bart rolled his eyes. He focuses on his Gameboy.
He sees the calendar. It is December 2012.
He screams expletives.
Meanwhile Homer is sat on the toilet naked... He is pooping...
The toilet splashes as he um goes...
Bart bursts in.
"Bart!" Homer yells covering himself.
Bart shows him the calendar. Homer screams.
Town square, near the statue of Jebediah.
The town square theme from Ocarina of time plays as there is every conceivable fictional character there. Including Parappa the Rapper and Smurfs...
Milhouse winced.
Snoopy is dancing, The Heavy from Team Fortress is mocking everyone.
"Ha! You are so small!" The Heavy laughs at Rayman.
Rayman sighs.
Elsewhere Jungdyret Hugo is there with Rita.
Milhouse winced.
"What? You're half dutch, you under him..." said Oscar.
"Oz I only speak American English and Italian... Dad and Uncle Norbert never taught me Dutch..." said Milhouse.
Hugo is whining about everything.
"And I don't like you!" Hugo yelled at Banjo and Kazooie.
"Hugo..." Rita the fox sighed.
Milhouse sighed.
"You fight like a girl! Damn Dutch man!" Uncle Norbert was fighting Kirk.
Oscar winced.
...
Bart and Homer arrived.
Bart starts talking like the fairies from Rayman Hoodlum Havoc.
"It's an unspeakable atrocity!" The rest of what he was saying was unclear as he blubbered.
Link from Phillips CDI winced.
"Oh god it's hideous!" Oscar screamed.
Then there were the talking animals from Animals of Farthing Wood. Okay that's just random...
The creator of the Mayan 2012 Youtube Poop winced.
The weasel/Otter from Farthing Wood laughed.
"Uh the end of the world is bad..." said Oscar.
The weasel/otter continued laughing.
Barack Obama had some fries. Frank from Shameless wanted some.
"Get your own damn fries!" said Obama.
"Some of us don't have money!" Frank yelled.
"And would you under Romney?! Please explain how the Republic morons who keep bombing Iraq would solve things..." Oscar snapped.
Homer scoffed.
Then everyone rioted.
"Cooool! Banjo is beating up Jungledyret Hugo..." said Oscar.
Bart winced.
Homer screamed. "Maybe it's the rapture!"
"No this time it's the Mayans..." said Bart.
"Stupid Baktun..." said Homer.
Fenix from Gears of War was attacking Mario with a chainsaw.
"Nooooo!" Oscar whined.
"Cool! Dark edgy games rule!" Bart cheered.
Oscar glared at him.
The characters were still rioting.
"No my store! Curse you Rayman!" Comic Book Guy yelled.
Milhouse winced.
...
The Nursery.
Baby Oscar was still watching Bonkers.
Bonkers got caught in a typewriter and went flying into a door.
Oscar laughed.
Eric winced.
"You don't get loony antics because you watch CGI shows with singing and feelings..." said Oscar.
Characters on a CGI or puppet show were singing a lame song.
Oscar screamed. "It burns!"
Eric sighed.
Maggie shrugged while making a sculpture out of blocks.
The mean nursery curator was about to knock the blocks over.
Oscar froze him with a freeze ray.
Maggie shook Oscar's hand.
Oscar then travelled to alternate end times.
Sometime after Bart Vs Australia.
Oscar arrived in the town square to find everyone being attacked by koalas.
(Lenny screamed while attacked by a koala)
"Holy macaroni! Drop bears!" Oscar yelled.
Teddy winced.
"What happened?!" Bart winced.
"That sinister koala that followed you all back on the helicopter..." said Oscar.
Bart groaned exasperated.
"What about Down under?" Bart sighed.
"Your bullfrog breed and its offspring caused a famine by eating all the crops..." said Oscar.
Bart gawked.
"Which one of you guys is Blinky Bill?" Oscar asked the koalas.
Bart face palmed.
"Uh we should leave Oz..." said Teddy.
"I want to meet Blinky Bill..." said Oscar.
...