Goomba college love

by Jason Southworth

Two goombas are going to the same college, hoping to become best friends. Little do the the two of them know, they are going to develop romantic feelings for each other. Goombario X Goombella.

3. The crazy old headmaster

Chapter 3: The crazy old headmaster.

Narrator: "It was not long before all of the students got off the boat, and they could see a massive 10 story building in front of them, covered in snow." "They also saw a goomba who looked really old, and he was covered in hair."

Old goomba: "How many times do I have to tell you freaks?" "I ain't going into a retirement home, i'm only 94."

Goombella: "Professor Stoner, we've been over this, we're your students." "We have no intentions of kidnapping you."

Professor Stoner: "Oh thank Jesus, I thought you were after my weed."

Flurrie: "How the hell did weed become a part of this conversation."

Professor Stoner: "Alright, all of the freshman in a single file line, to receive a map of the school."

Narrator: "It wasn't long before Goombario was unpacking in his dorm room." "His roommate was a hyper goomba with a severe snake allergy named Ted." "Ted was given quite a surprise, when he saw the headmaster in the closet."

Ted: "What the crap are you doing in here?"

Professor Stoner: "I'm hiding from the FBI, they can't know about the crack." "A was also fixing a hole in the ceiling."

Goombario: "I cannot believe what I just signed up for.

**End of chapter**