Chapter 2 - Supper and home alone with trouble
As I started to open my eyes Stitch was in my face waiting for me to wake up. "hello?" I asked him in wonder. He didn't say anything at first but when i sat up i had the sudden smell of roast beef in my face.
"Suppers ready..." Stitch said as i rubbed my sleepers out of my eyes.
"how long did i sleep for?" I asked.
"5 hours" he replied. I took a deep breath and i got up and headed for the dinner table. When i entered the Kitchen the table was all set and i ended up bumping into Lilo.
"Sorry Lilo, i was just coming in for dinner," I yawned.
"oh, no problem...nice of you to join us." Lilo said patting me on the head. I liked it, my Parents used to do that before they were killed, yes i had parents, well till my crazy trader Uncle killed them that's why i live here now. Not that i don't like it here but i miss them, I really do, i miss them alot...
"hahaha" I giggled. I sat at the table and forgot about them for awhile and thought about the new friends i just met. I remembered most of them but i kept being stared at by this four eyed fat guy on the other side of the table. "Can i help you?" I asked him in a nice tone.
"You are being vary similar to 626" he said with this weird accent.
"what are you talking about?" I asked him staring at the crazy four eyed fat guy.
"I remember all Experiment I created, from 001 to 630...but Jumba does not remember make 700 Experiments..." The fat guy explained.
""well...I..I..." I started to sturdier. "I don't remember who created me..." I totally lied, I had Parents but i didn't want to tell him that. Then just when you thought it could get any worse a walking noodle with one eye came and in stared at me.
"awww, maybe I'm wrong about your Experiments Jumba they're kinda cute." The one eye Noodle said. "what's your name?" he asked me. I just stared back and scratched my head.
"My Names Popper" I said rubbing the back of my neck.
"so let me get this straight, you made one more after all?" Nani said slamming her fork on the table.
"yes but Jumba can explain this all" Jumba tried to explain himself. I couldn't take it anymore Jumba was arguing with Nani back and forth about how he must have created me or something, but the thing is i was born, but i don't want them to know that. I spent most of the supper just eating and ignoring it, Boy i was hungry. I had to break up that argument before Nani got a splitting headache.
"I have to get Sarah up soon, it's almost feeding time...so Nani would you like me to do the dishes after, can I use the chair?" I said with a smile on my face. Nani dropped her fork when i said that, I knew she would, you don't normally hear those words from a 5 year old Experiment. "Nani?" I said trying to get her attention. Lilo and Jumba were shocked Stitch didn't care he was too busy stuffing his face. "What is it, something i said?" I asked. I'm telling you, you say one thing in this house and it's like you have the whole world staring at you.
"Nothing it just i was never asked by anyone here if they wanted to clean, If you want you can." She said in a shocked voice. Everyone kept staring at me as i left the table and slid my chair up to the dish sink and i filled the water and the soap into the sink. I turned my head and they were still watching me so i decided to give them a show. I cracked my fingers and i started slow but after i turned my head one more time i winked at Lilo and i finished the dishes in 3.04 seconds.
"how?" Stitch asked himself. I looked over at Lilo and Jumba after i drained the sink and they looked like they just saw a ghost.
"hahahahahaha" I laughed my head off.
"Can you do this every night?" Nani asked me with a smile on her face.
"Absolutely!" I said with a smile on my face.
"You are a dream come true." Nani said. I looked at her and smiled. oh that reminded me of my brother Bemmer. He took the genes form my mothers side of the family. he'd always say embarrassing stuff like, 'That's my Bro!' or 'You showed him!' Anyway he moved out to the biggest island of hawaii i don't really talk about him much but you know sometimes it's just brought up.
"no i'm not...i just did them to be nice" I said with this exploding voice. "besides Jumba never created me...I don't know who did but i do know it wasn't him" I jumped down from the chair and pushed it back in and sat down.
"ha! I'm going to like this Experiment, he has character" Jumba said out loud.
"Why Thank you" I said. Now that's how a 5 year old experiment like to be talked to. We don't age like humans, as a matter a fact we grow up more like dogs and cats, Cats age by 4 years Dogs by 6, but we are a little similar but a little bit different kinda a little Oxymoron to tell you the truth, we age by 3 years when we start growing up, but as we get older we start aging faster by 4 years so me i'm 5 years old in Experiment years and i'm actuality 8 years old in human years, being a half Experiment half Angelus can have it's upsides. Like for instance, when i reach age 17 i won't age anymore, i'm forever alive, Immortal That's what make me so unique, another thing is i have the power to make humans into Experiments or Angelus and i can make Experiments into humans. Kinda cool when you think of it. There's one power i just can't get the hang of yet...the elements, yeah, It's crazy i know, but you know it's hard for me. My Father was trying to teach me but he was killed the night before the big lesson. That goddam Uncle of mine, I swear when i get my hands on the phony i'll hang him by his tail and use him as a piƱata.
"Lilo and I are going to town in a bit so we expect you, Stitch and Sarah to behave, kapeesh?" Nani said. I had no clue what that meant but i agreed. I looked at Stitch and he just looked so pumped.
"so Stitch and I are going to be here alone?" I asked trying to hold back the smile of excitement.
"yes and you better not make a mess Stitch, you remember the last time we left you home alone" Nani said.
"Yes Nani..." Stitch replied.
"You better behave, ok Lilo let's get going" Nani said as they got up from the table. Nani and Lilo left and the door shut as i started feeding Sarah the new formula that Jumba made, she loved it.
"hey Stitch you want to hold my sister?" I asked him.
"Sure," Stitch said smiling with his eyes closed. Sarah had the bottle gone in 4 minutes after i asked him and i passed her to him, Stitch was very gentle.
"So Stitch did you ever want a kid?" I asked. Stitch froze and i saw his face sorta turn red around the cheeks I know right there, there was someone in his life he loved.
"who is it Stitch! tell me, tell me? Pleeeeaaaasssse?" I baged him. I am a vary baggy Experiment, I get it from both side of the family.
"Ok, her name is Angel, she's really pretty," Stitch said.
"She sounds pretty" I said smiling. I didn't know what she looked like but i got a pretty good image of her.
"So did you tell her how you felt?" I asked him.
"Ih, She my Boochi boo." he said.
"That's great!" I said. Stitch was very gentle to baby Sarah so i had to ask him.
"So, have you thought about having a kid?" I asked him. Stitch looked at me with his face bright red, like fire truck red.
"Nugga" Stitch said.
"oh.." I said. we didn't say anything for a while. Then about 8:00 in the Evening She started, oh yes, she did. She started crying for at least 15 minutes non stop. When we managed to stop the crying she brought her wings out and started to fly around the house and Stitch and I couldn't catch her and things started falling on the floor and the couch was flipped over when stitch tried to jump for her. We managed to get her settled down, but Stitch and i were looking opinion the biggest mess in history.
"Now what?" Stitch said holding a laughing, clapping baby Sarah. I was shocked because she never did that before, as a matter a fact she was a nice little baby girl, really she was.
"I have no clue..." Is all i could say. "But we have to put little Sarah to bed before we can do anything" I said taking Sarah gently from stitch and upstairs to are room. Stitch, Lilo, Sarah and I are sleeping in the same room Nani had the crib set and everything. After i settled her in for the night i came down stares Nani and Lilo were about to open the door. Stitch started to panic and i started to shake and then what happened next i couldn't Explain at the time, I tuned up the Stairs and half way up the stairs my Ankh glowed purple just at good timing too because Stitch ran into the other room and Nani and Lilo didn't have the door completely opened yet. Anyway what happened next was everything just started fixing themselves and not slowly either i mean a split second like "poof" and they were back to normal. When they walked in my Ankh was hidden again and they dropped everything they were holding.
"Stitch and Popper...did you guys clean in here?" Nani asked.
"Yeah...Yes we did" I said smiling.
"Oh, Popper strikes again!" Lilo said with happiness. Stitch came out of hiding with a grin. what a relief.
