I got in the var with hteb purple haird womans. "Oh goooood u fuking normie bich why arenit you gorhtk?" SHe looked sturprised.
"Sorry, could you repeat that?" The confusion was plain on Misato's face. "It sounds like you're talking through a mouthful of broken glass."
"I said ur aretarded normie (AN I CAN asy that because im autistic), KAtsuragi."
"Nice to meet you too." Misato said through gritted teeth. "And call me Misato. Please." She spat out the last word like it was toxic.
I laughed. "I lklike youe Miasto. You have moxie."
"If this is what it looks like when you like me, I don't want to know what it looks like when you hate me." Misato glared contemptuously at Shinji. "Your first words to me were to call me a bitch for not being 'gorhtk', whatever the FUCK that means, so excuse me if… Wait, OH GOD THEY'RE USING AN N2 MINE! GET DOWN!"
MIsto slanned onteh breajes and slammed me to thiaaaaaaaaaaaaa ground. THere was abig boom, like a nuke biut N2, and the car waat thrown aslong the hioll. "YOU carzy bith What r u doing-" HEr big bobs hit me in da face, and it was gkorions. I got out of the car. "Goddamnit, Shinji. Just help me push the car back over. AND NOT A WORD about this."
AN guys wats wrong winth Msiato? I cant seem to wrie her right, but shinji seems percent to me. Lmk if you have ideass to fins her.