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BGM: Hades' Infernal Theme (Kid Icarus: Uprising)
"Time! Space! Reality! It's more than just a boring ol' linear path! It's a prism of boundless entertainment! A single choice can branch out into infinite realities and infinite amusement from yours truly! Alternate universes created from the ones that we know and love! I am Lord Hades, your handsome guide to these wonderful and boundless fun of opportunities! Follow me, if you dare… and bask in the neverending torturous question of:"
SUPER RWBY: WHAT IF?
"What If!"
End BGM
"Now that was a fun one, what with Kokoro being born in Towa City and all, but let's leave them alone for a while and see what other universes we can tackle."
Hades looked around the universes. "Let's see, eenie meenie miney-"
Suddenly an alarm went off.
"Hmm?" He wondered as he looked into it. "Now what do we have-... Oh! Well well well! Someone's been a naughty boy over at Warner Bros! I wonder if I can find a universe equivalent to that…"
Hades looked around before coming across what he was looking for. "Aha~! Found it!"
He smirked. "So, we all know that big bad CEO over at WB, right? Well, let's say this universe has something special to it, if you will… hmhmhmhm~"
He let out a grin. "And who is this big bad CEO of this universe? Well, let's take a dive in! Hit it!"
BGM: Looney Tunes Opening Theme
Introducing a special and equally very random What If!
What If… Kaneshiro Was The CEO of WB (And Started an Uprising)?
"Hehehehe, this is gonna be great! Let's see this bad boy lose everything!"
End BGM
"Meep meep!"
The local speedster known as Roadrunner ran across the desert as several blocks away, Roman Torchwick and Wile E. Coyote were ready to launch their latest trap… your standard ACME rocket attached to two people, but also on rocket bikes.
At that moment, Roman's phone went off as he saw a text from Neo.
"He's coming to your position in about… possibly nanoseconds!"
"You ready?" Roman asked as Wile nodded, pulling out a match and lighting up the fuses, and when Roadrunner ran by, the rocket launched as they charged after the speed demon… and just when Wile was about to grab him when he was just mere inches away…
…The bike lifted off the ground as they were launched high into the air.
"Well, this is a problem…" Roman grimaced.
Wile pulled out a sign. "Ya think?!"
The rocket bike went high into the air… and exploded like fireworks as Roman and Wile came crashing down and made two coyote/human shaped holes into the ground… and the remnants of the bike landed in the hole for good measure.
From afar, Ruby watched on with binoculars and grinned. "Hehehe~ That's perfect." She said as Road Runner stopped immediately next to her as they both fist bumped each other.
From beyond the TV screen, Kaneshiro had watched this unfold as he let out a grumble.
"This collab brought in a lot of money, hmm?" He mused.
"Yes sir, that's right." His secretary nodded.
"Good. I have enough money from this. Shut 'er down!"
"What? But sir, after the success of RWBY collabing with the Justice League-"
"I don't care! We can write this off as a tax write off. RWBY x Looney Tunes is no more, especially that dagnabbed Wile vs Acme or whatever it's called!" Kaneshiro said.
"But we only produced a couple episodes on the first season. Everyone's clamoring for more and wanting more seasons. The kids love it!"
"You know who the kids also love? Santa Claus. And he doesn't exist! It's time the kids grew up. Shut 'er down! And besides, RWBY are a bunch of teenage actors. They'll find another acting gig somewhere in the line."
"If you say so…"
"And while we're at it, make sure Mortal Kombat game continues to be a live service game! Suicide Squad failed because of that!"
"Understood-"
"And make sure Teen Titans Go gets more seasons! That's bringing in a lot of money! In fact, renew Velma for five more seasons too!"
"They're the most hated shows we have."
"And people hate watch it, which brings us more money. You see where I'm going with this?"
"Very well."
"Oh, and cancel Harley Quinn. That show's done."
Later…
"HUUUUUH?!" Ruby yelled. "Are you kidding me?!"
"Oh, this is a load of bull…" Yang grumbled. "The first few episodes were a hit."
"You guys too, huh?" A voice asked as they saw the Blood Gulch Crew approaching them. "We just got pink slipped too!" Epsilon said.
"They took away my shotgun! MY. SHOTGUN. Ooooh, if I had it right now, so help me…" Sarge growled.
"What is it with him and animation? I'll never understand…" Blake mumbled as they saw Roman and Wile walking off somewhere. "Where are you guys headed?"
"Just because our show is canceled doesn't mean we're not going to court. We're taking Acme to court after that failed attempt." Roman said.
"How? That got canceled too." Weiss said.
["We have our ways."] Wile said via a sign and a smug smirk before they both took off.
"So… anyone up for picketing how much WB sucks or…?" Yang wondered.
"Join that conga line? Sure, I got nothing better to do." Weiss said.
Meanwhile, at a college in Japan…
"Aaaah…" Makoto sighed as she was done with her homework and stretched on her bed while Haru was busy making tea.
"Finished already?" Haru asked her roommate.
"Yeah. It feels great to get it done… even if it's a bit stressful. Mmm… I need to do something to get my mind off things."
"Well, it's the start of the weekend, so we can just relax~"
"True." Makoto nodded as she turned on the TV right as her phone went off.
"You seen the world news lately?" - Akira
"Not recently. Why?"
"Check it real quick."
Makoto flipped through the channels real quick, finding the news station.
"In other news, movie studio Warner Brothers have canceled the newest show: RWBY x Looney Tunes-"
"Ouch… poor girls…" Haru said.
"Along with the last season of Red vs Blue and a bunch of other shows while also renewing seasons for Teen Titans Go and Velma-"
"Seriously? Who's making all of these decisions? The CEO must be warped in the head." Makoto said.
"The CEO of WB, Junya Kaneshiro, has this to say-"
"HUH?!" Makoto yelled, dropping her coffee mug in surprise the moment Haru had given her it.
"Oh my!" Haru gasped.
"It is with a heavy heart that these shows had to be axed. It was no easy decision, but it is with good faith that new shows, movies and video games are being made in honor of these fallen shows."
Makoto's blood boiled. It was bad enough that Kaneshiro made her life hell before she stopped being a doormat and they stole his heart… but he snuck off to America to make life hell at a movie studio?
"Unforgivable…" Makoto growled.
"Nijima-san? What are we gonna do?" Haru wondered.
Makoto whipped out her phone and started texting the Phantom Thieves.
"Pack your bags. We're going to California."
Several hours later…
The airplane landed on the ground as the Phantom Thieves walked out of the airport. "Is this spot good enough?" Futaba asked.
"Not yet." Makoto said as they walked into the parking lot and found an empty spot. "Alright, here's a good spot."
"Right!" Morgana nodded as he transformed… right as an SUV pulled right up and started honking angrily.
"What's got them all riled up?" Ryuji wondered.
"I think they were about to pull into this spot." Yusuke said as Makoto hopped in behind the wheel and pulled away, all the while the driver of the SUV kept honking.
"Yeah yeah, we heard you the first time!" Futaba said as they pulled away and drove off, with the driver flipping them off on the way by.
"Lousy teenagers…" The driver grumbled. "Think they own the whole parking lot!"
"Are you sure you can handle this?" Ann asked. "I mean, knowing Kaneshiro-"
"I'm fine. I can handle it." Makoto responded. "I'll be feeling a lot better when we get his ass out of that seat. I mean, who the hell does he think he is? We steal his heart and then he thinks he can just hide out here in America where he regresses and goes back to his old ways?"
"Well… I don't think that's the case. If anything, he's no longer a mobster." Akira said. "Now he's a sleazy CEO."
"Ugh… wonderful…" Makoto growled. "Let's just stop him before he does anything reckless."
"The good ol' Phantom Thief way~!" Ann grinned as they kept driving until they saw the familiar WB water tower.
"There it is." Haru said as they pulled up across the street from WB's headquarters where they snuck in after getting out, then continued to sneak around until they found a picket line.
"...Oh my gosh, that is a massive picket line." Ann said in awe.
"Let's see here…" Futaba looked at the line. "Looney Tunes, Tom and Jerry, DC Comics, Scooby Do-... MAN, he pissed off everybody!"
"I see a snack bar… aaaand it looks like RWBY is taking a break from the protests." Ryuji said.
"Perfect. Let's go check up on 'em." Makoto said as they walked up to the ladies.
"Phew… I didn't think protesting would be so tiring…" Ruby said. "My arms are tired from that!"
"Yeah… carrying a sign and walking around for hours will do that. Heck, I think I saw a few others take a break here and there." Blake said.
"You guys wanna take a few extra minutes?" Akira asked as the girls saw the Thieves approach.
"Oh hey guys, what brought you here?" Yang asked.
"We saw the news." Makoto said. "And found out Kaneshiro is responsible for this, so we're getting involved."
"Let me guess, Kaneshiro did something bad to you guys?" Ruby asked.
Makoto clenched her fists. "That's one way of looking at it, yes."
"Do you know what we can do to help?" Ann asked.
"I dunno, find a way to take the bastard down?" Yang suggested.
"You asked the right people." Akira said. "We'll see what we can do."
"It won't take us too long. After all, we know what Kaneshiro is capable of." Ryuji said. "We'll be back in a few!"
The group took off running.
"Hey guys, wait up!" Yang said as she ran after them. "I wanna go with ya!"
A few minutes later…
"Alright, so… we definitely need a way in." Akira said.
"I've got a few key words that we can try out." Ryuji said. "Scooby Doo!"
Nothing.
"...Mystery Incorporated?"
Nothing.
"Animaniacs?"
Nada.
"Yogi Bear?"
Nope.
"I got nothing."
"Wow dude…" Futaba deadpanned.
"Hmm… wonder what else we could try…" Yang wondered.
"So, you must be the Phantom Thieves." A voice said as they looked up to see Catwoman sitting on a roof.
"Catwoman?!" Ryuji said in surprise as Catwoman casually jumped off and gracefully landed.
"Ruby told me all about you guys, and based on her descriptions, you're them." She said. "Although, I was not expecting Yang to be one of them."
"Honorary. Long story."
"Hmmm, fair enough~" She chuckled.
"Hmm…" Makoto rubbed her chin, having an idea. "Silena, I'm wondering if you can do something for us."
"And what is it?"
"Do you happen to know where Kaneshiro's house is?"
"As a matter of fact, I do. I went to his house on a date once… mostly to see where he lived so I could rob him when the time was right~ Broke up with him minutes after he showed me everything about his home. He doesn't even have security, completely defenseless."
"You dated him just so you could see his home?" Ann deadpanned. "And you broke up with him after that?"
"That's right. In fact-"
Way earlier…
"Damn you, woman! I'm going to make SURE your life is miserable! No one breaks up with me!"
"Oh, you're just going to play around with me? You have to make reservations for that as I tend to play around with Bruce-y~"
"HUH?"
Back in the present…
Silena chuckled. "So, need me to steal something from him? Say the word and I'll happily oblige~"
"How about his dignity?" Ryuji snarked.
"If there's anything valuable, go for it. Though, perhaps you could also break in and place a Calling Card for him to see it." Makoto said.
"A Calling Card?" Selina looked intrigued as Akira threw one to him stylishly, where she casually caught it. "Hmm, nice logo."
"That's our calling card, though it typically has a message written on it."
"Fascinating~" Selina sent it back. "I know how you guys operate as what Yang described to me before. Just say the word and I'll make sure to make his life hell."
"You got something for me to do?" A voice asked as they saw Harley Quinn approaching. "Sorry, I just saw Yang run off with ya, so I decided to take a break from the protests and see what was up. The nerve of that guy… canceling my show…"
"Hmm… ah!" Makoto smiled. "Harley, you think you can start an uprising? The moment the Calling Card is sent, you go and start gathering everyone up for an uprising."
"Oho~! Music to my ears!" Harley said. "I'll see what I can do!"
She immediately took off running, and then pulled out her phone to start texting someone.
Meanwhile…
"Our client here keeps using your so-called quality Acme products, only to keep getting blown up with Roman Torchwick! Do you really think that-"
Wile's phone silently vibrated as the coyote looked down to read a text.
"-You have the audacity to claim you guys are innocent? You could have made your products faulty on purpose!"
"Hey bud! Just wondering… is the Acme warehouse completely unguarded?" - Harley
"As far as I'm aware, everyone from Acme is in this courthouse. Feel free to go nuts."
On the other side…
Harley's eyes sparkled. "Thanks, you're the best~!"
She put her phone away and smirked wickedly. "First things first, get Nora. Then… we load up~!"
Back with them…
"You really think sending Harley is the best idea?" Selina asked.
"Gives her something to do." Makoto shrugged. "Now then, how the heck are we going to get in Mementos…"
"How about Warner Bros?" Haru suggested.
"Passcode accepted."
"ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!" Ryuji yelled as they were taken into Mementos.
BGM: Mementos (Persona 5)
Selina whistled. "So this is how you work… I like it."
"Oh, look at that, Warner Bros is a dang castle." Futaba said.
"I should've known…" Yang grumbled.
"You're going to need help getting in." A voice said as they turned to see Batman standing there.
"What the…?! Where the eff did you come from?!" Ryuji asked.
"I'm Batman."
"...Saw that one coming." Futaba said with Ann and Yusuke nodding.
"Bruce, were you eavesdropping again?" Selina teased.
"I had to make sure the Phantom Thieves were actual good people. You want to take down Kaneshiro?"
"Yes. you see-"
One explanation from Makoto later…
"I see… so you don't actually steal hearts, but figuratively." Batman mused before nodding. "From the goodness of your hearts, I'll allow it. By the way, you probably should've been in a more secure location before you made your way into Mementos."
"Why's that?" Yang asked.
"Because y'all were in an alleyway that people liked to walk through." A voice said as they saw the Teen Titans walking up.
"Oh my gosh, that's the actually good version of the Titans!" Ryuji said, his eyes sparkling.
"Okay… anyone else showing up?" Morgana asked as he saw Scooby Doo walking over. "Seriously?! A dog?!"
"A rawg? Where?"
"Aww, but he's a cutie!" Ann smiled, patting him on the head and giving him ear scratches.
"I'm okay with this." Futaba said, and then saw the ground moving toward them before Bugs Bunny climbed out.
"Ehhhh…" He pulled out a carrot and munched on it. "What's up, doc?"
"Him too?" Yusuke mused.
Man, I am surrounded by my childhood and I'm all for it~! Ann grinned.
"Okay, this is fine." Makoto said as she started to fill the others in what Kaneshiro did in the past.
"So, a mafia boss is in charge of the studio. Honestly, given what's happening, it's starting to make a whole lot of sense." Cyborg said.
"So how are we going to do this? Go all ham and break down the doors and trample over Kaneshiro's defenses?" Beast Boy asked.
"No, we're going to sneak around and find his treasure. That's how we do things." Akira said.
"We're going to steal his… buried treasure…?" Starfire curiously tilted her head. "I do not follow this logic."
One explanation later…
"Aw man, and I was gonna replace his heart with a metal one and lug him around with magnets…" Bugs chuckled to himself.
"What would you have us do?" Batman asked.
"Okay…" Akira folded his arms. "Bugs, Scooby, we need you to distract everyone as best as you can. The rest of you split up. We'll be able to cover more ground that way."
"And if you get caught, don't be afraid to kick ass!" Ryuji said.
"Kickin' butt is what we do!" Cyborg said.
"Roger that. Let's move out." Robin agreed as they took off running.
"Come on, Scooby. Let's see if we can't fool around with these guys."
"Yeah!"
Meanwhile, outside of Mementos…
"Hmmm… why do I feel like I'm missing out on something?" Daffy wondered.
Back in…
Knock knock knock!
A security guard opened the door, seeing Bugs and Scooby dressed up as Pizza Delivery men. "Excuse me, did anyone order a large pizza?" Bugs asked.
"No…?"
"Not even for wanting to give everyone a boost in morale and "We're all in this together because we're family"?"
"Hmm… what's in the pizza?"
"Rineapple and Repperroni!" Scooby said.
"And green peppers!"
SLAM!
"Sheesh, he's probably one of them anti Pineapple folks." Bugs mused.
A few seconds later…
Knock knock knock!
"Yeah?" The security guard answered, only to get ran over by a cart being pushed in by Bugs.
"Goodness me! There's a massive infestation afoot in this place! We're gonna have to disinfect this entire place!" He said, pulling out a spray can titled "Knockout gas". "Here, let me disinfect you, you're probably crawlin' with bed bugs!"
He sprayed the security guard.
"Ack!" He coughed before falling over, KO'd.
"You dummy, you were supposed to cover your eyes with that stuff! Ah, live and learn!" Bugs shrugged as Scooby snuck out of the cart wearing a "bug be gone" uniform.
"Room service~! We got plenty of service for you all! Heard you got a bug infestation! Oooh, you got a cockroach on your shoulder!"
Sssss!
"Aaaargh! Uuuugh… zzzzz…"
"Sir, you got a poisonous moth on the back of your shirt!"
Sssss!
THUD!
"Ruh roh! This one's got a ratterriller on his shoulder!"
"Ah, the pesky demonically invisible caterpillar to the average naked eye!"
Ssssss!
THUD!
"Sir, you got a spider on your elbow!"
"Eeek! I do?! Get it off!"
Sssss!
THUD!
"It's off~!"
Meanwhile…
Raven walked into a library, casually pulling away books to see if there were anything that was treasure related, but there was nothing that caught her attention.
"Just as I figured…" She mumbled as she heard explosions as she turned around to see the Powerpuff Girls down on the ground as Cyborg aimed his arm cannon at them.
"...You're harming the Powerpuff Girls."
"They're the 2016 reboot versions… and they're shadows."
"Oh. Knock yourself out." Raven walked off as Cyborg blew them sky high.
"Booyah!"
Nearby, a Shadow version of a Suicide Squad version of Brainiac was pinned down by Batman.
"Still a bit miffed that they killed you in the game?" Selina asked, casually sitting on Harley.
"It's how I was written is what bugs me."
"You're not the only one." Selina chuckled as Batman cuffed Brainiac and shoved him into a wall while Selina kicked Harley away.
The Phantom Thieves continued to go through the studios while Starfire was blasting away shadows.
"I apologize, Benjamin, Son of Tennis, but your reboot was not very good! I'm sorry!" Starfire said as she kept throwing star bolts. "Oh, I hope Gwen won't be too mad at me…"
"She won't know anything about this!" Beast Boy said, giving his TTG counterpart a noogie.
"Oh! You're right." Starfire nodded as she continued to blast them away while Robin sweep kicked his TTG counterpart and kicked him toward a wall, then he ran off.
"I think they're having way too much fun." Akira said.
"Have ya seen the shit they've produced lately? This is probably cathartic for them!" Ryuji said as a shadow appeared before them, and morphed into Velma.
"Ugh… that version." Futaba growled as Velma cracked her knuckles.
"Azerath Metrion ZINTHOS!"
Shadowy claws grabbed a hold of Velma and grabbed a hold of her as they saw Raven using her dark magic to slam Velma into the ground repeatedly… and then Beast Boy, as a T-Rex, grabbed her by the head and shook her around before spitting her out and hitting a wall.
"You're welcome." Raven said as she walked off while Beast Boy ran off with a triumphant roar.
"Thank you!" Ann grinned as they ran further ahead.
"I feel like we're getting closer!" Yang said, jumping ahead and slugging another TTG Robin.
"It should be just up ahead!" Makoto said as they kept going… until they were greeted by a few Shadows which turned into the Justice League.
…Only said Justice League were zombies.
"What in the world…?" Selina wondered as she peeked out of a corner.
"Huh?! Since when was there a zombie Justice League?!" Futaba wondered.
"If I had to guess, it was probably meant to compete with Marvel who clearly did it first." Selina said.
Sssssss!
THUD!
All the zombies had fallen over with Bugs casually walking over them with Scooby, the former having a casual smug grin on his face.
"You probably don't know about DCeased."
"Know about… what?" Selina raised an eyebrow.
"Nothiiiing~" Bugs whistled casually.
As they split up again, the Phantom Thieves, plus Yang, went into a door where they had walked into Kaneshiro's office…
Only problem was, Kaneshiro was in the room, looking out the window.
"Oh crap!" Haru whispered as they quickly hid behind a couch.
"Hmm?"
"I didn't see a vent… what do we do?!" Morgana wondered as Kaneshiro walked around.
"Who's there? Show yourself!" He ordered.
SLAM!
"Oooooh yooohooooo~!"
End BGM
BGM: Sexy (Naruto)
Bugs went from wearing an exterminator outfit to a pretty lady outfit, golden hair, opera-styled "bra" and leggings, lipstick… the works!
"Ooooh mama…!" Kaneshiro said with his eyes turning into hearts.
"What's a pretty boy like you doing all by your lonesome~?" Bugs asked. "How's about the two of us have some alone time~?"
"Oooh yes, that would be wonderful!"
"C'mere sugar~!"
Bugs immediately planted a big one on Kaneshiro's lips, which was enough to make the big man swoon and then fell on his chair, completely lost in infatuation and in a daze, completely not noticing Bugs undressing.
End BGM
"Hehehehe. Works every time."
"...That worked?" Yang blinked.
"You'd be surprised how often it does work." Haru said as the others walked in.
"Did you just kiss him?" Starfire asked.
"I do!"
"...You really do get around." Raven deadpanned as the Thieves looked around as Yang and Makoto pulled a trophy in the style of WB out of his desk.
"I think we found our treasure." Yang said.
"Alright, now let's get going." Makoto said as they all took off.
Later…
"It's set." Yusuke handed Selina the Calling Card.
"Quite a few of them. I'll spread them all around his office. Hmhmhm~" Selina took off.
"We should wait until he sees them." Batman advised.
"Yeah, planning on it." Makoto said as she took a deep breath. "I can't believe we're going to take him down again. Hope it's not a third time."
"Mmm… I don't think there will be a third time." Bugs said. "Just a hunch."
"Yeah! Rust a hunch."
Yang smiled. "You can definitely relax after he's done."
"I hope so." Makoto nodded.
Later that night…
Kaneshiro walked into his home, humming to himself as he walked to his office. "Another day, another tax write off." He said, opening the door to see several Calling Cards spread throughout.
"What the…?! …No! No no no no no no!" He said, completely unaware of a hidden camera being placed inside.
"Dear Kaneshiro, it seems as if you haven't learned the first time around. Now you're busy running Warner Bros to the ground. It is time we put a stop to your shameful act. For good.
Signed, the Phantom Thieves."
"No no no no no no no no no! HOW DID THEY FOLLOW ME HERE?! HOW DID THEY KNOW I WAS HERE?!" He yelled. "Those damn Phantom Thieves came to California?!"
BOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Kaneshiro looked outside, seeing a mushroom cloud just inside the Warner Bros studios. "Motherfucker… I'm going to kill those thieves when I find 'em!" He said. "First, I'm going to see what caused that explosion!"
At the studio…
"REVOLUTIOOOOOON! WOOOOOOOO!" Nora cheered, firing rocket launchers with Harley, both of them fist bumping.
"One for you, one for you, one for you-" Wakko tossed some heavy artillery for everyone.
Nearby, Selina walked up to the others. "Gotta love hidden cameras~ Shall we then?"
"Yes." Makoto nodded. "Let's go take him down a second time."
"Rock and roll!" Yang squared up.
BGM: Take Over (Persona 5 Royal)
Back in Mementos, Bugs revved up the engine as he "borrowed" the Mystery Machine. "You sure this is a good idea?" Selina asked.
"Eeeeh, Freddy can just repair it!" Bugs waved it off as Batman rolled up in his Batmobile while the Titans gathered up in Cyborg's car.
"Say the word, Thieves!" Cyborg said.
"Let's take him down!" Akira said as Morgana drove off as did the others.
"Aaaand a little bit of this~!" Futaba conjured up some cybernetic ramps from her technomagic as they all launched high into the air.
"Ruh rooooooh!" Scooby howled.
"Welp. Hope Freddy has this insured!" Bugs said calmly while Selina quickly put on her seatbelt while Scooby latched onto her.
They smashed through the walls as they slammed down on several Shadows as they drove straight ahead, barreling through several pillars to try and knock the castle down as they made their way to the courtyard, where Kaneshiro drove up in a modified sports car and intercepted them.
"You shitheads again? You just don't know when to quit! I've learned my lesson the first time!" He said as they all got out.
"Oh, that's what you think!" Makoto said as she started running. "PERSONA!"
"Uh oh!" Kaneshiro yelped as he drove away from Queen's wrath, but the Batmobile pulled up in front of him, where he crashed into the Batmobile instead. "Nnnngh! Alright, you asked for it!"
Totally Not Filling in For a Certain Zavid Daslav - Shadow Kaneshiro
Kaneshiro transformed. "Buzz buzz! I'm going to make sure to kill you all!" He declared.
SMACK!
Kaneshiro was immediately flattened by a giant flyswatter that Bugs had brought out.
"Ha! I knew this would come in handy eventually."
"Uuungh…" Kaneshiro got up. "You dirty little-"
SMACK
SMACK
SMACK
SMACK
SMACK
"Bugs, wait a minute!" Queen spoke up.
"...You want a turn~?" Bugs asked knowingly.
"Hell yes." She said as Bugs tossed it to her where she proceeded to flatten him repeatedly.
"I feel like we should do something." Robin said.
"No no, let her have her fun." Cyborg said as they all went around to surround him as Queen continued to smack him with the flyswatter.
"You had your fill~?" Noir asked.
"Hang on…"
SMACK!
End BGM
"Okay, I'm good." Queen tossed it back to Bugs as Kaneshiro lay mangled and bruised with stars surrounding him.
"Oooogh…" He groaned as Batman cuffed him.
"Kaneshiro secure."
"Rrrrgh… I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling Thieves, DC superheroes, cartoonish rabbit and your stupid dog!"
"Hey! Who are you ralling rupid?"
"I wonder how the outside world is handling him." Selina said.
Meanwhile…
"Mmm….!" Kaneshiro whimpered as he was cornered by everyone. "Now now, let's be reasonable-"
Suddenly, a hand grabbed him as Shaggy, in his Ultra Instinct form, smirked.
"Like, get over here, man!" He said, pulling him and throwing him into the crowd who happily beat him up as the Thieves and Co walked over.
"Clark. Did we miss anything?" Batman asked as Superman came over.
"Not really. Shaggy just pulled him aside and let the crowd do the talking."
"Sounds about right."
The crowd dispersed to reveal a beaten man as Makoto approached him, kneeling down. "You're pathetic… you really thought you'd hide and do your shitty business here?"
"Rrrgh… you pathetic Phantom Thieves… you really like to throw wrenches into my plans, don't you? You're leeches, that's what you are!"
"No, you are!" A voice said as a pie splattered on his face, courtesy of Daffy himself. "Yoooou're despicable!"
"I say, I say, you're totally right on that front!"
"If anyone's a leech, it's you." Makoto said, shoving a fist in his gut. "And honestly? As Daffy had said, you're-"
Suddenly, a spear rope wrapped around Kaneshiro.
"GET OVER HERE!"
Scorpion yanked him over as Geras put Kaneshiro over his shoulder.
"We'll take it from here." Liu Kang said. "We won't kill him, but we'll make him watch our live action movies on repeat forever."
"But the first one in the nineties wasn't actually that bad." Kaneshiro pointed out.
"No, but the sequel on the other hand…"
"No! Please! ANYTHING BUT THAT! NOOO!" Kaneshiro yelled as they walked off.
"Well, I guess that's that." Makoto said.
"So, quick question… was burning down the water tower necessary?" Ann asked as the water tower fell over.
"Wasn't my idea." Harley said.
"Not mine either!" Nora said as all eyes turned to Tom and Jerry, who both looked at each other before pointing to Tweety Bird.
"Huh?!"
"Sooooo… pizza party?" Ruby asked.
"Eh, sure, why not." Wonder Woman shrugged.
"I could eat." Ryuji said as they all walked away from it.
The next day…
"Good news everyone!" Harley said. "Someone is coming over to take over Warner Bros!"
"Oh! I wonder who it'll be!" Ruby said.
Harley nervously looked away, pushing her fingers together. "Aheheheh…"
"Harls, what did you do?" Ivy asked while folding her arms.
"Well, you see… the bad news is-"
"Ha ha! Oh boy! I can't wait to start working here!"
Everyone froze… and turned to see Mickey Mouse.
"Hi fellas!"
"OH HEEEEEEEELL NO!" Everyone yelled.
"Welp… guess there's only one thing left to do." Futaba turned around. "Hit it, Porky!"
BGM: Looney Tunes Ending Theme
Porky turned to a camera. "Th-tha-the-tha-that's all folks!"
Hades groaned. "Blasted pig stole my thunder. I wanted to sign off!"
I was working on the next Frontiers chapter, but hearing the news that David Zaslav shut down RoosterTeeth, I was like "Okay. Shithead's going down. I'm making an emergency What If over this! It was originally gonna be a love letter for Wile vs Acme in the far future(and when I was good and ready), but then this happened and I went "Ya know what, I'll do things differently. I'm good and ready!"
Ibuki: Yeah, stick it to 'em!
Deadpool: Yeah!