Chapter Two: Emily Fucking Fitch (Naomi's POV)

"This looks fucking stupid!" Naomi exclaimed. "I may be a dyke but I'm no fucking lumberjack!" Naomi fumed. She couldn't believe Cook. The nerve the boy has sometimes! She spat.

"What's the fucking difference, Naomikins?" Cook chuckled passing the spiff on over to Freddie who laughed loudly at that. JJ just stood there finding this as funny as Naomi. God love that boy! Naomi though, At least I have one friend and for that Naomi was thankful.

Naomi still couldn't believe Cook had somehow talked her into still going to this party! While Naomi couldn't believe it, in all truth it wasn't that surprising. Naomi loved a good party, even if a goddamn Fitch was throwing the fucking thing. God, she hated those fucking Fitches— especially Emily. Bitch! At least Katie put it all out there. She was a fucking cunt and everybody fucking knew it, but Emily (that sneaky cow!) was a whole different story! She pretended to be sweet as pie (which she actually tasted like, but I digress). In reality, she was even worse than her slutty sister. Emily was an even bigger player than Naomi and Naomi didn't think that was even possible, but the main thing that bothered Naomi about Emily was that she always beat Naomi at everything and she meant everything! Even at fucking women she was better, and not even Cook was better than Naomi when it came to that. Shifty Whore! But Naomi couldn't seem to remind herself of that because no matter how mad Emily made her, or how much of a fucking liar the bitch was, Naomi still wanted her! Always… and all the fucking time, no matter where or what was happening, she always wanted to fuck her and usually did.

"Give me that!" Cook said, still laughing.

Naomi throw it at him. Hopefully that joint will fucking burn it, Naomi thought.

"Fucking hell!" Cook glared at her.

"Come on, Naomi, it's not that bad," Freddie chimed in. "After the party, we might be able to sing folk songs around the camp fire." That got Freddie and Cook going again and JJ and Naomi just rolled their eyes.

Naomi met Freddie, Cook, and JJ during the first year of 6th form and they were the best mates she had well … ever had. Naomi didn't have many friends before her boys came along. She was kind of a loner, reading her political books, protesting injustice, and, well, trying desperately to deny her sexuality. But Naomi couldn't deny it when she first saw Emily; the girl was just so fucking beautiful with her fiery red hair and husky voice. She was in love and she knew it. She hadn't started hating Emily just yet, but those feelings scared her. She didn't even know the girl and she was certain Emily was the one girl that could actually break her. Naomi had been so far in denial and fear that she attempted to try and sleep with Cook (Eww!) That only proved she liked pussy. Cook understood (surprisingly) and they instead became great mates instead, and in return, she was taught how to be the womanizer she was today. It helped with her feelings for Emily at the time anyway.

Freddie came next and the main reason they started off as friends was…well… drugs. Naomi and Freddie loved to smoke and they would smoke anything! Whatever got them high the fastest or the longest, but Freddie ended up proving to be an awesome mate when, one day last year, he just let her cry on his shoulder when her mother had been diagnosed with breast cancer a year ago. She had cried and he had listened and talked about his own mother's death and how that affected him. From that day on, she and Freddie were more than just drug buddies.

JJ came last in Naomi's list of friends. Even thought he came along with her friendship with Cook, JJ was a little harder to consider a friend, due mainly to the fact the boy barely said more than a few words at a time and the rest of the time he was just silent. He just stared at you almost like he was seeing right through you. That was what freaked Naomi the most about him. Naomi believed if JJ could truly see her for what she believed she was, then he probably wouldn't like her so much. That made Naomi instantly go into defensive mood, so she started being mean around and to JJ. She wasn't proud of it, but she thought that if hurt JJ first then he wouldn't hurt her with his judgments.

It wasn't until Cook had dragged us to this party in a shitty part of Bristol that JJ and Naomi truly became mates. The party had been unbelievably shitty, but the pickings of hot girls had not been and this hot thing from a nearby university had started definitely sending her 'fuck me' vibes and made it even better. That was until she saw JJ standing alone at an unknown party in an unknown part of town. Naomi decided to ditch the hot chick and hang with JJ. It wasn't like JJ could just leave by himself. He hadn't known how to drive yet and she was sure that, by the end of the night, all but JJ would be wasted off their ass, so she decide to put her partying ways to rest for the night and keep JJ company. The shocked look on JJ's face had confused her. She may not have liked him, but she cared about Cook and so, in turn, cared for JJ. It wasn't until JJ had asked why she was hanging with him that she realized she truly believed him to be a mate and told him as much. So, and from that day on, she and JJ saw each other in a new light that allowed them to be mates and, right now, her best mate at that.

"Fuck sakes! Grow up, you two!" Naomi spat while grabbing the shirt back from Cook. "And actually help me find something decent to wear to this godforsaken thing." She threw the ugliest shirt she'd ever seen in the back of her closet. One of her one night stands must have left it here and Naomi was guessing she must have been pretty drunk if she fucked whoever this girl was with a horrendous shirt like that.

"Were not fucking chicks, Naomi! Just pick something. We have to meet Effy in an hour."

Naomi literally cringed at that. That was why she was taking her so long in the first place she didn't want to meet Effy fucking Stonem. That chick was even more of a mind reader than JJ. She was so fucking observant that she knew Naomi liked Emily before she even realized it. She was the main reason Naomi hated Emily now. Effy had been the one to introduce them to each other at the party where they had first slept together. It actually made Naomi feel better about the fucked up situation she had with Emily to blame it all on Effy. That was what Naomi was going to do from now on when things went in the shitter in Naomi's life. Blame Effy… even if the bitch had nothing to do with the situation. Yeah, that sounded reasonable. "The bitch can wait."

Cook groaned and JJ chuckled. She knew JJ hated Effy just as much, if not a little more. Effy was the reason Katie was making the poor lad's life miserable.

"Shut up, JJ!" Cook exclaimed. "I don't know why you all hate Effy so much, but get over your fucking selves! She's the reason you're all getting to go to the best party of your shitty lives!" Everybody just stared at Cook with wide mouths and bug eyes. Cook almost never exploded like that and not twice in one day!

Wow, Cook must have boner about her if he's willing to defend the witch. Naomi shrugged her shoulders. Cook can have the girl. More power to him, Naomi thought.

"Sorry, mate, didn't mean anything by it! Didn't know you had like a real thing for her. We cool?" Naomi held her arms out, ready for the hug that she knew was coming. Cook glared at her for a few moments before he relented and pulled her into his infamous bear hug.

"I'm sorry, too, my favorite muff monkey. You feel the love, yea?" Cook hugged her a little longer before setting her on the floor.

"Yeah, I'm sorry too," JJ said.

"We're all cool?" Freddie asked.

"We're cool." Cook said. Everybody sat in stunned silence for what seemed to Naomi like forever. It didn't surprise Naomi that it was Freddie who broke it.

"So… you like Effy?" Freddie joked and immediately the mood was lighter. Thank god for Freddie McClair.

"Fuck No!" Cook shouted.

"I think you do," Freddie shot back.

"I know I don't." Cook threw back.

"I thinks the man doth protest too much." Freddie said with a mouth full of smoke and food.

"I thinks the man best shut up before he lose all his teeth!" Cook threatened.

"I think you two idiots should both shut up before I smack the both of you," Naomi said, with a raise of her eyebrows. "Now one of you help me before I start talking about my period."

JJ shot up at that and ran to the closet.

Gets him every time, Naomi chuckled. God, she loved her men. They were simple. Unlike Emily… fucking Fitch, bitch!

TBC...